00:00If you can take it to the horror ritual, with your help and participation, we will call back the living dead.
00:19Call back, Dracula. Now, call his name with me, Dracula.
00:30Dracula!
00:36Dracula!
00:43Dracula!
00:49Dracula is back. Back because you have called him, so that you may never, ever forget what you have done.
01:13You will now be sworn in as honorary members in that most ancient and noble order, the Count Dracula Society.
01:27Further, you will, hereinafter and forever, be sworn to serve the thirsty Count, in sign of which you will receive your cult card.
01:45But only if you swear. Swear! Swear!
01:57Swear!
02:11Raise your left hand.
02:15No, no, your left hand.
02:21Now, repeat after me.
02:27I do hereby swear, aware, and depose that I will, hereinafter, assist all the efforts of the Count Dracula Society, so long as they remain consistent with the loyalties of a good American.
02:51And, in sign whereof, I will receive all privileges thereto.
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