Corrie Tracy vs Simon Barlow & Leanne 27th December 2010 Ep 1 & 2

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00:00I bet Steve and Becky aren't too happy about this.

00:02No, no, there's Amy, but the look of it.

00:05She's just tired, that's all.

00:07Confused, more like.

00:08Tracy is her mum.

00:09Oh, well, as long as Tracy's happy.

00:11Nice one, go on, you've got five.

00:13She can't move until she's lost a six.

00:16Rubbish.

00:16I'm not playing.

00:17Well, suit yourself.

00:19It's just you and me, kid.

00:20Auntie Tracy cheats.

00:22Oh, surprise, surprise.

00:25Flaming up.

00:26You'd be rubbish at Dodgham, would you?

00:28Thanks, love.

00:29Yeah, well, hopefully I'm not going to be in it for long, am I?

00:32Well, what's the rush?

00:33Could be a nice little earner.

00:35I'll make you assign wife and child to support and wheel you out on a corner.

00:38No, tell.

00:38I'd rather concentrate on walking me lovely wife up the aisle, thanks.

00:41Well, she could stand on the other corner and earn a few bob and all.

00:44Tracy.

00:45I'm only kidding.

00:47Look at it.

00:52What do you want?

00:53I thought I could walk my colleague to work.

00:55I was hoping you'd change your mind.

00:57I've never changed my mind.

01:00Is that Nick?

01:01Yeah.

01:04Nick's covering for me at the bookies until I get better.

01:06It's not to do with me, though.

01:07It's already a done deal.

01:09So, did you ever remarry?

01:11No.

01:12Well, if you ever fancy a drink or, er, something.

01:15Right.

01:16I'll bear that in mind.

01:17Oh, I wouldn't.

01:18She's like one of them black widow spiders, kills the male after mating.

01:21Leanne.

01:22I'm not the kidding.

01:23Right, come on, then.

01:25One more comment like that from her, and I swear I'm going to swing for her.

01:28Well, you did start it.

01:30Yes.

01:30Well, you can just finish it, because I want a nice family breakfast.

01:34When am I going home?

01:37Stupid cow thinks she can get one over on me.

01:39I'd prefer it if you didn't use words like that in front of Amy.

01:42Oh, get real, Kenny.

01:45Is there art good on telly?

01:46Amy, should we go and do some reading?

01:48Hey, love.

01:52You left Nick to fend for himself, then?

01:53Oh, he's fine.

01:54He can manage a couple of hours on his own.

01:56Yeah, fair do's.

01:57Hey, come on, keep these straight.

01:59Hey, I tell you what, at this rate, I'm going to have muscles like Popeye, look at that.

02:02Well, hardly.

02:03You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

02:05Excuse me?

02:06He nearly died in that tram crash.

02:08So?

02:09Hey, you'll have to enter me for an Ironman competition.

02:11I'll run round the Red Wreck with a caravan on me back.

02:14Come on, stretch them out to the sides.

02:15Yeah.

02:15Er, watch out.

02:18You know, I've got more peace in prison.

02:21Well, go and knock a bobby's helmet off.

02:22See if they'll put you back inside.

02:24Funny.

02:26Erm, how long are you two planning on stopping here?

02:30Well, long as it takes.

02:31Which, hopefully, won't be long, eh, love?

02:34Well, it's just...

02:35It seems a shame that flat of yours going begging when we're like sardines in a cab.

02:38No.

02:39What?

02:40I haven't said out yet.

02:40Well, don't, because you're not stopping at our flat.

02:43You selfish mare, why not?

02:44Because I said so.

02:46Leanne, I've just got out of prison.

02:48I want to settle down with my kid, get back to normal.

02:50Oh, well, haven't you made a great start?

02:52Even Emily Bishop crosses the road to avoid you.

02:55Damaged your vocal cords in that crash, did you?

02:57I bow down to the superior force that is my lovely wifey.

03:00What can I say?

03:02Sickening.

03:03Hey.

03:09Sorry you're having your tea.

03:10No, no, it's fine coming.

03:12Oh, Nicky, this is getting embarrassing.

03:14Your borderline stalking me.

03:16Just can't stay away, can you?

03:18Like a fly around a honeypot.

03:20Leave him alone.

03:21Just wanted to give you a quick update.

03:22We did a roaring trade today.

03:24Yeah, really?

03:25Might just rain the punters want to get away from the nearest and dearest.

03:28I wonder why.

03:29I'll catch up with you tomorrow.

03:31I'll see my cell phone.

03:32Okay, then.

03:33Oh, I wouldn't mind having a go on him.

03:36Oh, really, you don't, sir.

03:38Subtlety's never been your strong point, has it, love?

03:40You've had him.

03:41Have you got any top tips for me?

03:43It was a very long time ago.

03:44What's on the tally tonight, Ken?

03:46I feel like a good weepy.

03:48He is so fit.

03:50I mean, does he work out?

03:51How would I know?

03:52Oh, please, let's just move on, shall we?

03:54What, we're not allowed to talk about exes now, are we?

03:57Well, we're going to run out of conversation pretty quick.

04:00Tracy, will you please stop stirring?

04:02Me head's banging, I need some fresh air.

04:04Oh, you know what?

04:05She is a right, stroppy mare.

04:07I don't know how you put up with her.

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