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00:00Laura, would you, is this...
00:02Is this thing on?
00:02Oh God, is this thing on?
00:04Wait, is that, is this thing on?
00:06Did we, did you really say that?
00:08Hey, it's Will Arnett.
00:09It's Laura Dern.
00:11And the new trailer for Is This Thing On?
00:13Starts now.
00:1815 buck cover.
00:20To get a drink?
00:21Hey.
00:22Yeah.
00:22How come she didn't have to pay 15 bucks?
00:24She signed up for the open mic.
00:26Look at me.
00:27I kind of look like the guy who tells you the Ferris wheel doesn't work at the amusement park.
00:31I got to date better men.
00:33My ex wouldn't let me touch his magic, the gathering cards.
00:35I'm going to shake it up tonight.
00:37So let's put your hands together for Alex Novak.
00:49I think I'm getting a divorce.
00:53What tipped me off was that I'm living in an apartment on my own.
01:00And my wife and kids don't live there.
01:03That was probably the biggest clue.
01:08What is the problem?
01:10I don't know, it's complicated.
01:11You don't have to tell me that.
01:12I guess we just slowly grew away from each other.
01:15You two have always been very different.
01:17And you and dad are twins?
01:18Your father is an immigrant to this country.
01:20I know that.
01:20And I've always been a woman who wants the taste of the exotic.
01:23Jesus, mom.
01:25Why are you doing stand-up?
01:27Getting a divorce.
01:28You cheated.
01:29No.
01:29You didn't cheat and you're getting a divorce?
01:31Oh, that's some white guy shit.
01:33I've been doing stand-up.
01:37Is it like a hobby?
01:39Well, I'm not about to quit my job and go on tour.
01:41It's just that it's something I look forward to.
01:43Hey, listen, do you mind if I dropped him off here for a couple hours?
01:45Don't ambush me like this in front of the boys.
01:48You suck.
01:49You suck.
01:51You met up for me?
01:51I'm doing great.
01:52I'm paying rent on a shitty apartment and mortgage for a house that I don't even live in anymore.
01:57So I'm the only one who doesn't know about this?
01:59I have goals this year I want to achieve.
02:04Do you have goals, dad?
02:05Oh, of course I do.
02:06You knew I was struggling.
02:07You left me alone.
02:10I left you alone?
02:12You checked out?
02:14I was unhappy in our marriage.
02:17I wasn't unhappy with our marriage.
02:23Man, I wish I had a punchline.
02:24What I like about you is you're so innocent.
02:31You're not naive, you're innocent.
02:32You are good.
02:33I mean, you're bad at stand-up, but you're good.
02:35You have a good heart.
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