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Aired (November 20, 2025): Nanay, may joke kasi ako!

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00:00Ah, Nani Lea, dito po kayo, wag po kayo, matras, atras kina, atras.
00:05Hello po.
00:06Hello.
00:07Nani Lea, ano po ang binibenta nyo sa wet market?
00:11Isda po.
00:12Isda?
00:13Anong klase isda?
00:15Tanige, talna pula po, maya-maya po, hipon po set.
00:20Sarap yun. Ano pang masarap na luto sa maya-maya?
00:24Pwede pong sweet and sour, steam.
00:26Ah.
00:27Eh, puto maya.
00:28Iba yun!
00:30Alam nyo ba yung English ng maya-maya?
00:32Ano?
00:33Ano ba yung English ng maya-maya?
00:36Later.
00:37Maya-maya.
00:38Maya-maya.
00:38Later.
00:40Maya-maya yun.
00:41Maya-maya.
00:43Ang English na rin ay tweet-tweet.
00:46Ano ba pinakabendang isda?
00:49Saan?
00:50At yung mahal.
00:50Hindi ko lang alam.
00:52Hasa-hasap.
00:54Mahilig kayo sa inyo mga inuulit na isda.
00:56Wala kayo sap-sap.
00:58Mayroon din.
00:59Otam mo, mayroon din.
01:00Yung hasa-hasa ang pinakamahal.
01:02Ano ba yung tura nun?
01:03Ano ba yung tura nung hasa-hasa?
01:05Para po siyang ano, yung...
01:07Pwede yung pakilarawan sa amin?
01:09Paano ba yung...
01:10No drawing?
01:11Ulay gray na...
01:13Gray?
01:14Green?
01:15Opo.
01:19Parang malapad na galunggong.
01:22Ah!
01:23Aling Lea, alam mo ba ang paboritong isda ng mga madlang people?
01:27Ano yun?
01:27Ano yun?
01:28Ano yun?
01:28Yung sap-sap.
01:30Bakit?
01:30Opo.
01:31Meron din po ako nun.
01:32O.
01:32Hindi, may joke po kasi ako.
01:34Meron kasi siya nun eh.
01:35Tampo, di natapos yung punchline.
01:37Seryoso kasi yung peto, ano mong banat po.
01:40Ayoko na sabihin.
01:43Kasi ano po yun?
01:44Sap-sap madlang people.
01:46Yay!
01:49Alam ko luma na yun, pero para sa iyo.
01:51Maganda, maganda.
01:52Nanay!
01:53Nanay, anong ano raw yung sinasabi ng kapwa isda sa isang isda?
01:58Alam ni Ryan dyan eh.
01:59Lagi niya ginodchok.
02:00Ano yun?
02:00Ano ba yun?
02:01Nanay, is that you?
02:04Oo.
02:04Is that you?
02:06Is that you?
02:07Nga kata mba yun ni anay.
02:08Opo.
02:09Opo, natawa si nanay.
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