E04 · Shikaku 8 Nov 2025 After a childhood of abuse, Shikaku is now a notorious assassin. She is hired by Yugeru, a 3,500-year-old vampire, who asks her to end his boring life. However, even Shikaku is unable to complete this task.
00:00I can't do it anymore. I can't stand the sight of that child.
00:22How can you say that? She's our daughter, for God's sake.
00:24You saw her, didn't you? She finds spiders, and then yanks their legs off. It is absolutely revolting.
00:36I heard everything you said. It's wrong to pull spiders apart, right? Then I'll stop. I guess I'll just pull dragonflies apart instead. That'll be fun.
00:49You little psycho!
00:50Huh? All right.
00:57Isn't hitting someone wrong as well?
01:03Shut up! Shut up! No one said me!
01:08I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
01:10You will never talk back to me!
01:13I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
01:14Shut up! You're a creepy little freak!
01:17I'm sorry!
01:18Shut up! Just shut up!
01:20Daddy, Mommy, and everyone else.
01:23Why doesn't anyone forgive me when I apologize to them?
01:27P ello'
01:39Hi, everyone! I'm Shikakuuu the Assassin!
01:42Hi, everyone. I'm Shikaku the Assassin.
01:58You must be Mr. Ugeru. So, do you have an assignment for me?
02:03My price is only a mere 10 million.
02:05Ahem. Well, I hate the formalities. I will need proof of some kind to verify that you're undoubtedly the infamous Shikaku.
02:19No problem. Based on how I look, people underestimate me.
02:23On my way up here, I met four of the building's security guards.
02:29I'd say I'm a pretty attractive girl, right? I mean, all four of those guys are definitely checking me out.
02:35Hmm. So I... Uh, they should be right here in my pocket. I took their right eyeballs.
02:50You've got a twisted mind with twisted methods. Just like they said you did.
02:55Did you say twisted? It's not twisted! Don't you think it's disrespectful to leer at someone? I'm not twisted!
03:02Hmm. I'm not concerned with such mundane matters.
03:08Down to business.
03:11The assignment...
03:13Well, I'll cut to the chase.
03:16I will give you a hundred million.
03:19If you're able to kill me.
03:25All right.
03:25So then, should I collect payment from you?
03:48Nope. I'm still alive.
03:49How did you not have died?
03:55Huh?
04:05They say you never fail to kill a mark, but I guess that's no longer true.
04:10But how are you still alive?
04:17You see, I'm a vampire, Shikaku.
04:29No way! I can't believe vampires are real!
04:33You may go now.
04:35Ah, how disappointing.
04:38I was foolish to get my hopes up.
04:41All I got from that experience was more pain.
04:44It was painful?
04:45It wasn't fun for me either.
04:48I'm sorry.
04:49Well, I was slightly amused.
05:00You're forgiven.
05:02M-Mr. Ugeru!
05:07Uh...
05:08Why?
05:10But why...
05:11Why do you...
05:13want to...
05:15die so badly?
05:16I've lived for three and a half thousand years.
05:23I've already done everything I wanted to do.
05:26I want it to end.
05:27I'm just so bored with it all.
05:31But I'm immortal.
05:32I can't die.
05:36You poor thing, being forced to live.
05:42I can't help but...
05:44feel real empathy for you.
05:46If you think about it,
05:49this world is incredibly suffocating.
05:52People will judge you no matter what you do.
05:55Hmm?
05:58Huh?
05:59Why did I...
06:00You and I are a lot alike, Shikaku.
06:08You're a poor thing, like me.
06:10Even though I tried killing Mr. Ugeru, I failed at the task.
06:34But he forgave me anyway.
06:37Even though Mommy and Daddy and everyone else will never forgive me.
06:42But the strangest thing is...
06:44that he said we're a lot alike.
06:46This has never happened to me before.
06:51For the first time in my life, someone accepts me for me.
07:01How do I have this aching feeling?
07:06And all I did was just think about him.
07:08My chest feels tight.
07:15It hurts.
07:18It hurts.
07:20It hurts.
07:21It hurts.
07:22It hurts so much.
07:24It really hurts.
07:34Hey.
07:35Huh?
07:36You're that little girl, aren't you?
07:39The one who gouged our eyeballs out.
07:41You have a lot of nerves showing up back here.
07:44That must have hurt.
07:45I really hope you can forgive me.
07:47Like anyone would forgive that.
07:49Mr. Ugeru, I'm unwell.
07:54I can hardly breathe.
07:56You are covered in blood.
07:58Huh?
07:59Don't worry about that now.
08:01It's not mine anyway.
08:03It doesn't really matter.
08:05Mr. Ugeru, ever since I met you, I can't sleep and have no appetite.
08:08And now there's a tightness in my chest.
08:11Mr. Ugeru, you've lived a long time, right?
08:14Please, you've got to tell me what this is.
08:16It's a cold.
08:17Go to the hospital.
08:18All right.
08:20I'll go now.
08:25You certainly have quite the admirer.
08:35Hospital.
08:36Is it a good idea for me to go in when I'm a wanted criminal?
08:44What's the matter, Mr. Ugeru?
08:46I'm dying of boredom.
08:49Not that I can die anyway.
08:52I submerged myself in magma in Hawaii and it was lukewarm.
08:56A hurricane in America was nothing more than a breeze.
08:59Even an infamous assassin couldn't kill me.
09:02I am so damn bored.
09:06So bored, so bored, so bored, so bored, so bored, so bored, so bored, bored, so bored.
09:11I'm sure I'm the most bored person in the world.
09:14Why don't I put on some TV for you then?
09:23Is breaking records, which is amazing, considering it was just a few days ago.
09:28We apologize for interrupting your programming.
09:30Oe is standing by with breaking news.
09:34Yes, the notorious hit woman known as Shikaku was spotted at a local hospital.
09:40The police currently have the building surrounded and on lockdown.
09:43Camera, pan up.
09:46Let's get that shot up there.
09:48There she is.
09:50That's the hit woman, Shikaku.
09:54Mr. Ugeru!
09:55Are you watching?
09:56Guess what?
10:01I'm all right!
10:02I'm better now!
10:06So then, I asked why my chest hurts this much.
10:13And then the doctor told me
10:15that it's because I'm in love with you, Mr. Ugeru!
10:22It must feel incredible
10:24knowing someone as cute as me
10:27is in love with you!
10:33She's rather egocentric, isn't she?
10:35And her current fate is how you...
10:36No!
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11:05Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07She's interesting.
11:09I'll give her that.
11:11Oh, intriguing.
11:13I didn't realize she was that entertaining.
11:17I've laughed in 400 years.
11:20I need to see her.
11:43Shikaku, are you dying?
12:03Yeah.
12:14You're lucky to have that ability.
12:17You may live as you please, do what you want.
12:21And then can die peacefully.
12:26Mr. Yugeru, stop trying to die.
12:36I love you, Mr. Yugeru.
12:39And don't worry, I'll still kill you.
12:48To say that at death's door, that's funny.
12:52You seem like you won't bore me too much though.
12:56Hmm.
13:02I'll give you my blood.
13:05I'll make you a vampire.
13:21Police! Freeze!
13:26He's sucking your blood!
13:29What the?
13:36You idiots are spoiling what was starting to be a fun night.
13:42Shoot! Shoot him!
13:43Shoot him!
13:44Shoot him!
13:45No!
13:49No!
13:50No!
13:51No!
13:57No!
14:02No!
14:04No!
14:05No!
14:06She's sleeping so peacefully.
14:27I think I'm already starting to get bored.
14:30Hurry up and kill me, if you can.
14:38I'm so sorry, Yugeru.
14:54I thought that...
14:56I thought that I could make whipped cream directly from egg whites, but then...
15:02I baked you this cake, but now I'm afraid it's turned into an egg white cake.
15:07How are you still such an airhead after two centuries?
15:13I don't think you should eat that.
15:17Oh, it's so gross.
15:22Please, I don't think you should eat any more.
15:25It's just, I'm always messing these kind of things up.
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