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Ever wonder what a real hot girl morning looks like? πŸ˜΄πŸ’…
Here’s the honest truth… sometimes all a girl needs is 5 more minutes to recharge her vibe, her mood, and her glow.πŸ”₯

Watch this relatable, funny, and aesthetic moment every lazy-but-still-hot girl knows too well!
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00:00You get up and drive me!
00:04Five more minutes.
00:05Five minutes? What are you, crazy?
00:06You know, if you were in the army,
00:07they wouldn't let you sleep for an extra five minutes,
00:08but I'll be nice.
00:09I'll be nice.
00:10And I'll be back in five minutes.
00:11Rest up!
00:12Cause I shall return.
00:20Now is the time for you to rise and bring your squirrel
00:23to the bagel shop.
00:24Cause I need a bagel.
00:25And you said you would five minutes ago.
00:27So get up.
00:28Get me a bagel and some coffee.
00:29Like the cheese.
00:30The cheesy cheesy creamy cheesy.
00:31Cheesy cheesy.
00:32Five more minutes.
00:34You know, if I could drive a car, I'd go myself.
00:37You and your five minutes.
00:38Okay, five minutes.
00:39I come back in here.
00:40You're not up, I start electrocuting you with a toaster and a bathtub.
00:44You were warned.
00:50Okay, it's been another five minutes,
00:51and now I'm even more hungry than I was five minutes ago.
00:54So now is the time that you have to rise
00:55and bring forth your squirrel to the...
00:57Bagel shop.
00:58Where I can get the cream cheese.
00:59The creamy creamy creamy cheesy cheesy cheesy cream.
01:02Come on.
01:03Get up.
01:04Don't be so fucking lazy.
01:05I mean, you don't do anything all day anyway
01:06but write in your stupid little poetry book.
01:07Like you have some kind of hectic life.
01:09Oh, I gotta go to school.
01:10Oh, I gotta take classes.
01:11Oh, I gotta do homework.
01:13Oh, life is hard, man.
01:15Fuck that shit.
01:16Get up.
01:17Take me to the store, man.
01:18Do it now.
01:19Do it now.
01:20Do it now.
01:21Or taste my squirrely wrath.
01:23I do have squirrely wrath, you know.
01:24It's one of our hidden nature things.
01:28Give me five more minutes.
01:29Ten more minutes.
01:30Ten minutes?
01:31You did not just say ten minutes.
01:32Correct me if I'm wrong.
01:33I think I heard you say ten minutes.
01:34That is complete bullshit.
01:35I already gave you two sets of five.
01:36That's ten.
01:37Can you count?
01:38Five, five, ten.
01:39Get your fat ass up and get me to the bagel shop.
01:40You know what?
01:41Fine.
01:42I don't even want you help.
01:43I'm gonna get myself to the bagel shop.
01:44I'm gonna buy myself the bagel with the creamy, creamy, cheesy, cheesy, creamy cream cheese.
01:46You get nothing.
01:47You sit there all day, relax your day away, whatever the fuck you humans do.
01:50Piece of crap.
01:51Piece of crap.
01:52I don't even want you help.
01:53I'm gonna get myself to the bagel shop.
01:54I'm gonna buy myself the bagel with the creamy, creamy, cheesy, cheesy, creamy cream cheese.
01:59You get nothing.
02:00You sit there all day, relax your day away, whatever the fuck you humans do.
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