00:15You don't even have a picture of yourself in a wheelchair on your profile.
00:18I've only been in it for a year and a half.
00:20I didn't want to take pictures.
00:22I still can't get used to myself after the accident.
00:25So how do you think I always want to get used to it?
00:28In two seconds or what?
00:30No, no!
00:31I was just afraid that if I told you right away, you wouldn't come.
00:35Of course I wouldn't come!
00:37It's like I want to meet a regular girl and they slip me a defected one instead.
00:42What?
00:43I'm a human being, just like everybody else.
00:46Yeah, you are.
00:48Well, thanks for ruining my weekend, half-person.
00:52Oh, man, which way are you going?
00:54I'm walking here.
00:55Excuse me.
00:56We have something for you.
00:58We didn't order anything.
00:59Oh, that's okay.
01:00Anyway.
01:01Hey, dude, don't you get it?
01:02We're leaving.
01:03I'm not going to pay for this party.
01:05Of course you are not.
01:06Because you are...
01:08Our 10,000 table!
01:11Woohoo!
01:12Yeah, hey!
01:14Get up!
01:15Get up!
01:16Get up!
01:17Get up!
01:18Get up!
01:19Your dinner is on the house tonight, guys.
01:21What?
01:22Really?
01:23Yeah, you can order whatever you want.
01:25But you can take the food with you.
01:28Awesome.
01:29Okay, then.
01:30Bring me the menu here.
01:32But can we sit on different tables?
01:34Uh, I'm afraid the promotion is only for this one.
01:39And why?
01:40Aren't you two together?
01:41Oh, of course we are together.
01:45And we love each other very much.
01:47Right, darling?
01:49Menu.
01:50Now.
01:51Yes, sir.
02:05What do you think of this place?
02:07Isn't it nice?
02:09The atmosphere is like that movie Ratatouille.
02:13Do you like cartoons, by the way?
02:15I love Shrek.
02:16Especially the second one.
02:18It even has my favorite son.
02:20She's living love in Deloca.
02:21Whew!
02:28Here.
02:29Here, I don't want to get through.
02:30Your defense is like the Lakers.
02:32Lakers?
02:33Do you watch basketball?
02:35Of course I do.
02:36I love it.
02:37I even have a jersey with LeBron's signature on it.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Where'd he sign it for you?
02:45An emergency room?
02:47You've got to be kidding me.
02:49Ladies and gentlemen, it's finally time for our weekly competition for couples in love.
02:57Who wants to participate in a contest?
02:59Raise your hands!
03:00We do!
03:01We do!
03:02Oh!
03:03I will have this couple!
03:04Table number 13!
03:05Wait!
03:06What are you doing?
03:07What?
03:08I came here to have a good time, not to have my disadvantages pointed out to me.
03:12Oh!
03:13Exactly!
03:14Please.
03:15Take the stage.
03:16Can you do this any faster?
03:17I'm trying so hard.
03:18Hurry up.
03:19There's a whole bunch on my back.
03:20Oh!
03:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:38The rules say a man's not supposed to move.
03:43So then, couple number 13 is disqualified until the next round.
03:50Great job, handicapped idiot!
03:53Sorry.
03:58Oh, okay.
04:01Maybe I went a little too far.
04:03Could you do this a little more harder, huh?
04:07Oh, man.
04:09Oh, okay.
04:12This ocean is the biggest ocean in the world.
04:17Yep.
04:18Pacific.
04:19Correct answer.
04:20Next.
04:21Who were the Olympians in ancient Greece?
04:25Yeah, you first?
04:26The guts.
04:27That's right.
04:28Answer again.
04:29So, how many apples should eat on an empty stomach?
04:32You first?
04:33Just one.
04:34It's wonderful.
04:35No.
04:36That's correct again.
04:37Woo!
04:38How do you know all of that?
04:39I have to college to Chris.
04:40I love to learn about the apples I just guessed.
04:44This is my opinion.
04:45So, this is the biggest organ in a human body.
04:51Stop.
04:54The skin.
04:55That is correct.
04:56And now attention, please.
04:57The last question.
04:58We're almost tied with the leaders.
04:59If we get the answers right, we'll make it to the finals.
05:00You mean the name of the basketball player who was started in a sequel to Space Jam.
05:14Space Jam.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Yeah.
05:17You first?
05:18Michael Jordan?
05:19No.
05:20That's not correct answer.
05:21We know.
05:22It's our Jordan.
05:23Please.
05:24Please.
05:25Two, three.
05:26Labyrinth change.
05:27It is a perfect one.
05:28Woo!
05:30Yeah.
05:31That's correct.
05:32And teams number seven and thirteen advances to the final.
05:37You're unbelievable.
05:39Come on.
05:40You're exaggerating.
05:41No.
05:42I was wrong.
05:44You are really a good girl.
05:46I'll be right back.
05:49Don't find another partner, okay?
05:51Okay.
05:58Johnson?
05:59Why are you so sad?
06:01Arthur?
06:02What are you doing here, buddy?
06:03Hey.
06:04Hey.
06:05How's it going?
06:06I'm here to pick up Agnes.
06:07She's here with a friend.
06:08Spending my money, especially.
06:09Oh, man.
06:10What about you?
06:11I'm on a date.
06:12Yeah.
06:13With a very nice girl.
06:14Very nice.
06:15Oh.
06:16Speaking of dates.
06:17By the way.
06:18Have you seen this sucker with a wheelchair girl around here yet?
06:23With a wheelchair girl?
06:25Yeah.
06:26Agnes said some guy came in here with a wheelchair girl.
06:29Can you imagine?
06:31What a loser.
06:32Couldn't find himself a normal girl.
06:34Yeah.
06:35No self-respect.
06:36Yeah.
06:37So.
06:38What about your date?
06:39Can you show me?
06:40Uh.
06:41She's gone.
06:42Oh.
06:43Yeah.
06:44We broke up.
06:45Sorry.
06:46So.
06:47What about if I introduce you to Agnes' friend?
06:49We're about to go to a club.
06:53I would love to, but no.
06:56Trust me.
06:57She's a piece of rock.
06:58You will love her.
06:59Let's go.
07:00Oh.
07:07Girls.
07:09I'd like to introduce to you my friend Ethan.
07:12By the way.
07:13He's single.
07:14You look good.
07:15Yes.
07:16Hi.
07:18Ethan.
07:19Are you ignoring me?
07:21Uh.
07:22Do you two know each other?
07:24No, no, no.
07:25You're imagining things.
07:26Did something happen to you?
07:27I think she's begging for alms.
07:29Could you wait outside?
07:30I'll find something for her, okay?
07:32No problem.
07:33Come on, girls.
07:41Listen.
07:42I don't want to talk to you anymore.
07:43Why?
07:44What's going on?
07:45We had a good time together.
07:46Because I need to be with normal people.
07:48People like Arthur and Sarah.
07:50I'm normal too.
07:51And you know that.
07:52You told me so yourself.
07:54And now you're willing to change your opinion to please others.
07:58Get over it and let's go on the stage.
08:00There is a competition waiting for us.
08:01I'm sorry, Ashley.
08:02I'm afraid you have to go alone.
08:06Alright, alright, alright.
08:08It's time for our final contest.
08:11Karaoke.
08:12The contestants will have to see this on.
08:18Oh, we thought you got stuck in this box.
08:20What?
08:21Oh, no.
08:22No, no, no.
08:23We are waiting for you to go outside.
08:26Okay.
08:27Oh, you look so sad.
08:29It's so weird.
08:31My arrows, I usually get right on target.
08:32Just like LeBron James.
08:33Oh, what?
08:34I don't like boxing sport easily.
08:35The only one I like is a beer pong.
08:36Or is it not a sport?
08:37Hey Siri.
08:38Beer pong is a sport.
08:39Are you coming?
08:40Yeah.
08:41Yeah.
08:42Oh, no.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:45No.
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48No.
08:49No.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52No.
08:53No.
08:54No.
08:55No.
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:58No.
08:59No.
09:00No.
09:01No.
09:02No.
09:03No.
09:04No.
09:05No.
09:06No.
09:31I never let myself to lose you
09:36I'm only yours, I breathe with you
09:42I never let myself to fool you
09:50You're the only person of a kind
09:57You are the only girl I like
10:07I'm sorry girl, you are the best
10:11I have this feeling in my chest
10:15When I'm with you, I lose control
10:23That you and I shall read my song
10:31That you and I shall read my song
10:37Ashley, I'm so sorry. I heard you a lot. I said a lot of stupid things about how you're different. And you really are. It's true. You're really different. You're better than the rest. Better than anyone else.
11:05They may have the right shell by beauty standards, but inside, they're empty. And you are not. You're very beautiful. And if I never see you again, I never forgive myself. Please, give me another chance.
11:26I've got it, babe, and I'm addicted to you
11:32I can't sleep through the night
11:36Well, when life gives you a second chance, you should take it
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