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00:02:59What can I say?

00:03:01How can I compete with a dick that big?

00:03:03How clever

00:03:05So clever dude

00:03:07How did she not see how clever you are?

00:03:09I'm gonna go take a piss

00:03:11Did you say piss?

00:03:13Hey Connor

00:03:15Your big dick is so funny

00:03:17You're like exactly the kind of guy I'm into

00:03:21Hey Connor

00:03:23I actually like a turn of smashing your nuts with a big stick

00:03:29Uh

00:03:37Hello

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00:04:27I don't know

00:04:53Are you another one of Connor's surprises?

00:04:57你来的派对吗

00:05:27优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive

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00:06:27你做什麼?

00:06:29你做什麼?

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00:06:33你做什麼?

00:06:35做什麼

00:06:57哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

00:07:00Ladies and gentlemen, boys and ghouls

00:07:03It's our time of year again

00:07:05Halloween night is upon us

00:07:07A night filled with thrills and chills

00:07:10I'm your host DJ Jack

00:07:12And I'll be your guide through the spine-tingling lineup

00:07:15We've got prepared for you tonight

00:07:17So light your candles, grab your broomsticks, and settle in

00:07:20Cause we'll be spinning these spooky vintage tunes

00:07:23All night long

00:07:27Spinning

00:07:54Can I help you?

00:07:56不是

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00:08:24你的 card?

00:08:28dang it

00:08:30no it's not

00:08:32what you doing?

00:08:53what are you doing?

00:08:55looking for my nunchucks

00:08:57they're not in here

00:08:58did you check your nightstand?

00:08:59no

00:09:00why do you look like that?

00:09:03uh

00:09:04we're going trick or treating

00:09:06I'm going with Lindsay

00:09:07Zoe!

00:09:08we're late

00:09:09let's go

00:09:10Zoe wait

00:09:13Zoe

00:09:20Zoe

00:09:21where's your bag?

00:09:24Madis have you seen my keys?

00:09:26I swear that I

00:09:28you going out?

00:09:30oh

00:09:31I thought I was going with you guys

00:09:33oh

00:09:34sweetie

00:09:36don't you think you're getting a little bit old?

00:09:40I don't know

00:09:42what if a boy from school saw you in that?

00:09:46what's wrong with it?

00:09:48mom I'm ready

00:09:50hi

00:09:51look

00:09:52I have to take your sister to pick up a friend

00:09:54why don't you just meet up with some of your friends?

00:09:57cause she doesn't have any

00:09:58Zoe

00:10:07horse

00:10:08where's your jacket?

00:10:09look

00:10:10why don't you just

00:10:11watch some scary movies or something okay?

00:10:13watch some scary movies or something okay?

00:10:16I'll be back later

00:10:18come on Zoe let's go

00:10:20let's go

00:10:43come on Max

00:10:45let's go

00:10:47nah

00:10:51town

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00:11:08黑柄

00:11:30廉居

00:11:33廉居,我做不到

00:11:35What the hell is wrong with you?

00:11:41I haven't done anything

00:11:43Please

00:11:45Yes

00:11:50Help!

00:11:51Help!

00:12:05I don't have any power to trust you

00:12:07There are already

00:12:09I trust you

00:12:12I will die

00:12:16I do not have any power to punish you

00:12:18I hasta mayor

00:12:20PS

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00:12:32kiş

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00:12:35请不吝点赏支持明镜与点点栏目

00:13:05请不吝点赏支持明镜与点点栏目

00:13:35Good evening ladies and gents

00:13:39I'm your humble host DJ Jack

00:13:41And it seems the Halloween festivities are in full swing all over town

00:13:45Just a little friendly reminder to all my ghouls and goblins out there

00:13:50Stay safe out there friends

00:13:52You never know who among us can be trusted

00:13:56If you're scared of ghosts and ghoulies

00:13:59Bumper bumper in the night

00:14:00And you'll find a way

00:14:02Have you been helped you?

00:14:30I can come back if you're still deciding

00:14:36Okay

00:14:39Do I know you?

00:14:47Go to Westwood High?

00:14:49Yeah

00:14:49Ah you look familiar

00:14:52So what did I get for you?

00:14:59Trick class

00:14:59What?

00:15:02Nothing sorry

00:15:03It's just we're in the same trigonometry class

00:15:07Right

00:15:08You're the quiet girl who was set by yourself

00:15:12Max

00:15:15Max

00:15:16Right

00:15:17Like how old are you?

00:15:20Fifteen

00:15:20Yeah

00:15:21Sophomore in a senior class

00:15:23Must be pretty smart

00:15:24I don't know

00:15:26I don't know

00:15:27Is this uh

00:15:28Is this your costume?

00:15:32Yeah

00:15:32I made it myself

00:15:34Yeah I can tell

00:15:35Can I get you anything?

00:15:41Um

00:15:41A cheeseburger?

00:15:45One cheeseburger

00:15:49For Magic Max

00:15:51One cheeseburger

00:16:05One cheeseburger

00:16:07One cheeseburger

00:16:09謝謝

00:16:16我…

00:16:17我…

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00:17:00我…

00:17:01我沒有這…

00:17:02我…

00:17:03我…

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00:17:06When you had me put the card back the deck was upside down with only the top card flipped over.

00:17:12That way when you spread them out my card is the only one face up.

00:17:19It's really cool, but normally you do the flip while holding deck behind your back.

00:17:25That means you would have had to do it really fast to flip that top card back over.

00:17:30And with gloves? That's really good.

00:17:36嗯

00:17:38sorry

00:17:39um

00:17:41can i show you one

00:17:45i'm max by the way

00:18:06i'm

00:18:14it's called the jumping gemini

00:18:16have you seen it before

00:18:21i

00:18:22it's really just a lot of sleight of hand and memorization

00:18:26i've been practicing

00:18:36i'm

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00:19:34我先走了

00:19:36那我主角

00:19:37了

00:19:38那是真正的

00:19:40我这里做了

00:19:40我看这个界面

00:19:42不是你bullying

00:19:42我看这帖子

00:19:43妈呀

00:19:44و啊

00:19:45那是好

00:19:47你是这个家

00:19:50如果想咱们

00:19:51我们的家里

00:19:52就知道虽然

00:19:53你们有什么

00:19:59吗

00:20:00幼儿

00:20:01对

00:20:02不

00:20:04you won't

00:20:06let's see what we got here

00:20:08oh jesus

00:20:09oh god

00:20:10christ

00:20:11he's alive

00:20:12sorry dude i uh

00:20:14uh

00:20:15weird

00:20:22hi

00:20:23oh

00:20:24what's up

00:20:28happy halloween

00:20:30oh magic trick

00:20:34you pick one you pick one

00:20:36oh

00:20:37let's see

00:20:39pick a good one

00:20:43okay

00:20:44okay

00:20:45let's see what you got

00:20:49just woke up ready for a magic trick

00:20:51should we give him a drum roll

00:20:53dun da da

00:20:59no way

00:21:00truth

00:21:02ooh

00:21:03not it

00:21:04yeah you need some practice dude

00:21:05that's not the one

00:21:06yeah

00:21:08are you a real magician

00:21:09uh

00:21:10yeah

00:21:11uh-huh

00:21:13second time's the charm right

00:21:14uh-huh

00:21:16alright

00:21:19oh

00:21:20it wasn't it yet

00:21:21i told you guys he was drunk

00:21:23i told you

00:21:24i mean he was asleep on a bench

00:21:26he

00:21:29he

00:21:30goin for it again

00:21:31oh

00:21:32i don't think this is how it could

00:21:33okay

00:21:34oh

00:21:36ah

00:21:37uh

00:21:38maybe we should get going

00:21:39yeah let's just go

00:21:40come on

00:21:41have a good night sir

00:21:42sorry for uh waking you up

00:21:43or

00:21:44yeah

00:21:45whatever

00:21:46he

00:21:58oh

00:21:59asta

00:22:00h

00:22:16啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

00:22:46i keep struggling with it

00:23:09i either drop the card going into the front pocket or

00:23:12put the wrong card in there i can't get it

00:23:18god damn thing you okay yeah yeah it's just i don't know what i got it i got it

00:23:27there she goes see so maybe i'm not filling up as many balloons these days but

00:23:35damn it if that thing still doesn't come in handy i'm sure it'll pick up again ah that's okay

00:23:42no one ever said a magician was a popular profession but it's an honest one

00:23:48a magician promises to deceive you and then they do

00:23:54you can get the trick max the problem isn't the trick

00:24:00the problem is you thinking you failed before you even started

00:24:05okay what is it

00:24:15what's what

00:24:18i'm an illusionist max i am not a mentalist

00:24:26but i'm pretty sure the bike tire isn't the only reason you came by

00:24:31come on kiddo

00:24:34what happened

00:24:36it's just some kids from school yeah what was it this time just the bike just the bike huh

00:25:06you know i remember when you made that costume you were very proud of the hat

00:25:14the hat which is now suspiciously absent

00:25:18was that them too

00:25:21no that was me

00:25:28i just

00:25:32i don't know what i'm doing wrong

00:25:36what are you talking about

00:25:42i don't know i just don't fit in and i don't know what i'm doing wrong

00:25:54and the things they do sometimes it just

00:25:58i'm sorry

00:26:03it's okay

00:26:06i feel so stupid

00:26:09don't say that

00:26:10no

00:26:12what is this

00:26:35it's a magic wand

00:26:43it's a piece of wood

00:26:47right

00:26:48i mean who are we kidding it's a piece of wood

00:26:51no magic

00:26:52nothing extraordinary

00:26:54i guess

00:26:57it's not until it's in the hands of a magician

00:27:02that it becomes something more

00:27:04those kids from school

00:27:07in their hands

00:27:09this would just be a piece of wood

00:27:11that's all they'd ever see

00:27:12but in your hands

00:27:15it can truly be magic

00:27:21because you max

00:27:23are extraordinary

00:27:26now

00:27:31let's get you out of those

00:27:33well

00:27:38where the hell did i put it

00:27:40you're getting too good at that

00:27:59you know i remember teaching you slot of hand

00:28:04i do not remember teaching you to be a pickpocket

00:28:07enjoy your night kiddo

00:28:12thanks

00:28:13i will

00:28:14be safe

00:28:37oh

00:28:44ah

00:28:45i threw it away

00:28:47i threw it away

00:28:51okay

00:28:57okay

00:28:58okay

00:29:00okay

00:29:01okay

00:29:02okay

00:29:03okay

00:29:04okay

00:29:05okay

00:29:06for what

00:29:27no

00:29:32no thanks

00:29:33no thanks

00:29:34no thanks

00:29:35no thanks

00:29:36please

00:29:40no thanks

00:29:41no not

00:29:42wait wait

00:29:43no no please

00:29:45no just give me a minute

00:29:46just give me a minute

00:29:47just give me a minute

00:29:48what's up

00:29:49i know you

00:29:55what's up

00:30:03thank you

00:30:05hey

00:30:06where are my flowers

00:30:08what

00:30:09i'm just asking

00:30:19what the hell

00:30:31stop

00:30:33stop

00:30:35but now i know why you drove such a big truck

00:30:39oh god

00:30:49oh

00:31:05oh

00:31:07come on i think we forgot something

00:31:19we are there

00:31:31how did you do that

00:31:36ethen

00:31:37ever

00:31:38ever

00:31:39hetan

00:31:40old

00:31:42voor

00:31:43n

00:31:46now

00:31:49I don't know, I think I might be getting too old

00:32:08Go trick-or-treating with me

00:32:18trick-or-treating with you

00:32:31Well hello, look at you two

00:32:35Trick-or-treat

00:32:48Okay, can I show you a card trick?

00:32:55Go ahead, sweetheart

00:32:57Okay, just tell me when to stop

00:33:03Stop

00:33:32Very good, I think instead we need to do trick and a treat

00:33:37You earned it, that was so good

00:33:41Mom?

00:33:48Mom?

00:33:50Mom?

00:33:51Mom?

00:34:04Mom?

00:34:08Mom?

00:34:10Mom?

00:34:19Mom?

00:34:20Mom?

00:34:21Mom?

00:34:22Mom?

00:34:23Mom?

00:34:27中文字幕——YK

00:34:57中文字幕——YK

00:35:27中文字幕——YK

00:35:57中文字幕——YK

00:36:27中文字幕——YK

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00:37:27中文字幕——YK

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00:38:03中文字幕——YK

00:38:07What is this?What is happening?Am I dead?

00:38:37Excuse me.Hey!We need to be able to talk.We're never gonna get anywhere if you can't tell me anything.Here.Please try.

00:39:07Are you going to kill me?Then what do you want from me?

00:39:37Why?No!No! I am nothing like you.I beg

00:39:57Eva

00:40:06Don't

00:40:07be

00:40:09Afraid

00:40:12Reasure

00:40:14To meet

00:40:15You

00:40:20Who are you?

00:40:23Simply

00:40:25An Entertainer

00:40:27估计,判断,像你

00:40:34直到我认识,我认识,我认识

00:40:42我的心是被收拾

00:40:47Myland Ring Deceiver

00:40:57I offered...a deal...my soul...for a trick...for him...and my soul...stays

00:41:17And...you did?

00:41:19That's it?To...cheat...death?You just...do a trick?

00:41:30If only...unable...to accept...his defeat...he failed...to mention...a condition...I must trick...four souls...

00:41:49Each Hallows Eve...before sending them...to him...on before...the candle...burns out...

00:42:08Only then...will the offerings...be accepted...

00:42:14So...you...you have to perform...a trick...on someone...before killing them...to...to four people...before...the candle...burns out?

00:42:32Very...astute...Max...

00:42:36Is...is that...why...you...was...he...one of the offerings?

00:42:50Some...are just...for fun...

00:42:55Okay, but...what...do I...have to do with any of this?

00:43:08Max...don't you see?

00:43:11You...tricked...me...

00:43:24You...tricked...me...

00:43:29The one who tricked...the great deceiver...me...the soul...he desires most...but cannot collect...me...the one who has sent him...more souls...than you will ever meet...and you...tricked...me...

00:43:44and you...tricked...me...the one who has sent him...more souls...than you will ever meet...and you...tricked...me...

00:43:59It is you...who must perform...the tricks...to the observer...only then...will the offerings...be accepted...I...I...I..didn't know...I...I...just...無-ns-try...I...hun...s starts- ...y...I'm sorry!

00:44:16You...are...like me moss...superior...consider...the...power...you...now have...over those who have already killed you...

00:44:27有没有人杀你

00:44:30我…我…我…我还没准备

00:44:36准备

00:44:39为什么?

00:44:41为什么准备?

00:44:57优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive

00:45:27Worse than the simplicity of death

00:45:38Apologies

00:45:57I think it is fine

00:46:12I like it

00:46:13I like it

00:46:17I like it

00:46:19I like it

00:46:21I'm not like it

00:46:23I like it

00:46:25I like it

00:46:26不

00:46:33不,不,不

00:46:40OK

00:46:42OK

00:46:43OK

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00:47:14OK

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00:48:09OK

00:48:10K

00:48:14I just wanted to say sorry

00:48:29for the bike

00:48:31It's fine, you need to pick a card

00:48:36Okay

00:48:37I'll show it to you

00:48:44No

00:48:49I don't even know why I did it, you know

00:48:53Just trying to make those girls laugh, I guess

00:48:59You can put the card back

00:49:07I just feel so fucking stupid

00:49:09Don't say that

00:49:18Happy

00:49:21So what's next?

00:49:24No, I-

00:49:25What's the rest of the trick?

00:49:27No, it's okay, I don't-

00:49:28No, come on, I wanna know the rest of the trick

00:49:30Just tell me what to do

00:49:32Nothing, you don't have to

00:49:33Do I just pull another card?

00:49:34No

00:49:37Holy shit

00:49:42This actually was my card

00:49:47You're pretty fucking good at that, you know

00:49:53No, no, stop

00:49:55Please, I changed my mind

00:49:56Not him, okay?

00:49:57Not him

00:49:59No, put those away, please

00:50:04Hey

00:50:05Are you fucking kidding me?

00:50:09Please, let's just go

00:50:10We'll find someone else

00:50:12You ruined my night, asshole

00:50:15Now it's time to ruin yours

00:50:25What the-

00:50:28What the fuck?

00:50:29What the fuck?

00:50:30Ugh

00:50:34Ugh

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00:51:27好

00:51:57来吧

00:52:27优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive

00:52:57优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive

00:53:27No. No.

00:53:46Evening. Whoa, that's some intense makeup. You two out having a little fun tonight?

00:54:00Have either of you seen anyone out here recently by chance? We got several calls for suspicious activity and we're wondering if you'd seen anything. I know, I know. Unheard of on Halloween, right?

00:54:16Either you wouldn't happen to have a cell phone on you, would you?

00:54:23You don't have a phone.

00:54:32Would you mind taking off the mask, please? What about you, sweetheart? Do you have a phone?

00:54:48Hey. Whoa. Hands behind your back.

00:55:03欸!哇!

00:55:05手背後的背!

00:55:34喔

00:55:38死

00:55:47啊

00:55:48不如我

00:55:49我会叛咐你

00:55:51ON THE G backside