00:17People use what they've been given to get on in life, they turn their disadvantages into advantages.
00:24But just because Stephen Hawking, a famously disabled spastic, wrote his theories of black holes and the boundary condition of the universe while sitting in his wheelchair, it does not mean that you won't be able to.
00:43You do realise it's only a broken fucking ankle?
00:47Oops.
00:47To be fair, that weird, mongy face is a bit confusing, but sometimes I have to make judgements in the blink of an eye, and if that eye is pointing all over the shop, I may misjudge someone.
00:59Still, I have to make that call.
01:01For I am John T. DeWolf, Vice-Chancellor of Kirk University.
01:09Grace, would you bring me a peppermint tea, please?
01:13And shave?
01:17It's like the best vending machine unimaginable.
01:25Every September, another bumper crop of gorgeous, impressionable girls drops into the drawer at the bottom.
01:31I don't even have to press D6 or reach in through a Perspex flat to grab them.
01:36They're just there.
01:37There for the taking.
01:40When you've written a best-selling book, going anywhere seems to take twice as long.
01:45Well, it's hard to avoid all the admiring fans, as well as people who think they should have been mentioned in the thank-you section.
01:54Fat chance.
01:56There is no room at the inn.
01:57That's what they said to Mary and Joseph, and they didn't let that stop them.
02:01And she was heavy with child, so...
02:03Sorry to interrupt, but are you suggesting he sleeps in a manger?
02:07No, duh.
02:09I'm suggesting that he squats.
02:11You're bonkers.
02:13You're bonkers, actually.
02:15Watch out, bonkers.
02:17Lady attendant, tape 16, The Shaping of a Genius.
02:22We all had nicknames at school.
02:24Whitey, Tinkerbell, The Professor, Squinky.
02:28They called me the big shit, because I was a big shit, and also I do big shits.
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