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In this spoof of holiday-themed movies, a cynical 21-year-old loser spends Christmas Eve home alone while comically disg | dG1fc1NhM3lNWkdhVzQ
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00:00It's the time of the year!
00:06It's the time of the year!
00:20It's time to steal Christmas!
00:22Do you know what kind of mall this is? Do ya?
00:24I don't think so.
00:25He barely grew up, never got married, and he lives alone!
00:29Is this the right number?
00:31Yes! This is Mary Fenty!
00:33I'm a secret lover!
00:34Who is this?
00:35I'm Macaroni Milleroni, man!
00:37When I wrote a letter to Santa, it said Dear Santa, not Dear Satan!
00:41I'm 21 years old, and I'm still a virgin!
00:43Shut up!
00:44You're gonna miss the freak-out session!
00:45Are you moms?
00:46It's time to open a portal!
00:47Woo!
00:48I didn't even hit the ground again!
00:54You'll shoot your eye now!
00:56I'm Cue Daddy!
00:59I'm Cue Daddy!
01:03Yippee-gay-yay, you filthy animal!
01:05That wasn't a Christmas movie, was it?
01:07I'M GOING TO JAIL!
01:09THE LOOKS wide at all Now, this is so funny!
01:12All I, this is just a moment!
01:14Whoa, man!
01:15What did ya tell that he looked at?
01:16Who was the one who like to go to jail?!
01:18Just in the着 if they're kidding me
01:20Stop telling me!
01:21We did this!
01:22Xiids in jail!
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