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00:00Hi, I'm Larry.

00:02And I'm Barry.

00:04And this is the news video.

00:07I thought it was and welcome.

00:09Hi, I'm Larry.

00:11And I'm Barry.

00:13And this is the news video.

00:16And welcome.

00:27But don't jump to thinking that we're unhygienic during a pandemic.

00:30We aren't even in the same room.

00:32Through the power of video editing.

00:39Yeah, this is all virtual, believe it or not.

00:42He's not in my basement. I mean, a recording studio.

00:45Yeah.

00:47I swear.

00:48Exactly.

00:49Don't worry about any of this. This is my office.

00:55An alien parasite invades the local deli.

01:01A man made of hands became president of the United States.

01:05Bread in the deli is half off.

01:08Cans are rolling down the street at an alarming rate recently.

01:13Yeah.

01:15An interdimensional portal opened up on Main Street.

01:18Don't go into it.

01:20A skyscraper grew legs yesterday.

01:23He's pretty chill.

01:25He's running the marathon.

01:26My head hurts.

01:27And that will be all.

01:29Did you have anything on your papers?

01:33No.

01:34I had GTA 5 cheat codes on it.

01:39Oh.

01:40Why did they give the-

01:43What did you have on your papers?

01:45I just had a bunch of science bullshit.

01:47Why the fuck did you give us those papers?

01:49Yeah.

01:50Why did you give us those papers?

01:52Yeah.

01:53Why did you give us those papers?

01:54And now we go to the weather.

01:55Take it away, Ted.

01:56Welcome to the wacky weather for today.

02:01Thank you Barry and Larry for segwaying into me.

02:04So, we got a cool front coming down.

02:09And we got a warm front coming to collide with it.

02:13Which might mean we got a tornado on our hands, folks.

02:17So bundle up and get cozy with your loved ones in the tornado shelter.

02:23Anyway, that's all for today.

02:27Back to you Barry and Larry.

02:29Thanks, Ted.

02:30And now the big deal of school sports.

02:32And now the big deal of school sports.

02:34Now the big deal of school sports.

02:35No.

02:36SPORTS.

02:42Thanks Barry and Larry.

02:43Anyways, onto other news.

02:45Our team has won another goal.

02:47Now, don't interpret that as a win.

02:49Cause we did not win, we scored a goal.

02:51But in more serious note, little Billy here has finally made it onto the team of his middle school.

02:56Obviously middle school.

02:57Now you're probably wondering.

02:58You mean little Billy that can't see, hear, has heart problems, and has brain cancer?

03:03Yes.

03:04Also the Billy that's losing all of his fingers.

03:05Has no legs.

03:06And uh, doesn't talk.

03:08Uh, our team, our team's gonna fucking lose.

03:11But uh, in all the other news as well.

03:17I'm being fired.

03:18Thanks, Bill.

03:20Anyways, on a more serious note.

03:22Billy, the man who was just talking about, has very serious terminal brain cancer.

03:26And we're starting a GoFundMe for him.

03:29Please go to 00.savebilly.com.

03:33Hey, hey, hey.

03:34Also when we're-

03:35Hey, hey, hey.

03:36Check out this video.

03:37Hey.

03:38Do you know what time it is?

03:39No.

03:40Well that's good.

03:41Cause we're segwaying into...

03:42What time is it today?

03:43What time is it today?

03:44What time is it today?

03:45No!

03:46Well that's good cause we're segwaying into...

03:48What time is it today?

03:50What time is it today?

03:54It's 730.

03:56It's 7.30.

04:057.30.

04:09And that concludes our broadcasting day.

04:12Good night, everyone.

04:13Don't let the bed bugs break.

04:26Good night, everyone.

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