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00:00:00People think that Custer and his like were the first white men we saw in these parts.
00:00:20But they'd be wrong.
00:00:22For hundreds of years, the Northmen raided our villages, killing our people.
00:00:27They came from across the sea.
00:00:30Bringing only death in their wake.
00:00:32We fought them for centuries until eventually, only one remained.
00:00:37The Horned Wolf, we called him.
00:00:40They say he was fought into the mountains by a single brave.
00:00:46Screaming panther.
00:00:49The panther cornered the wolf up in those mountain passes, so they say.
00:00:54And a mighty battle was fought.
00:00:56Neither man was ever seen alive again.
00:01:14Some say the Horned Wolf still wanders these parts, feeding on people.
00:01:23His hunger not yet sated.
00:01:26His hatred a burning fire.
00:01:27A furnace of evil powering an undead killing machine.
00:01:32Scary shit, eh?
00:01:37Damn, Joe.
00:01:38I just came by for some milk.
00:01:43And your point is, exactly?
00:01:45Listen, when you were saying we fought the white men, is that like a...
00:01:50You're...
00:01:51I don't want to assume, but you...
00:01:57Are you Native...
00:01:59Native Native American?
00:02:02No.
00:02:03I'm from Liverpool.
00:02:04Home of the Beatles.
00:02:06But I fell in love with a woman from these parts, and she taught me her ways, and...
00:02:10And she passed over.
00:02:11I stayed on.
00:02:12And bought this place.
00:02:13I'm just going to go get some milk.
00:02:17Yeah, you do that.
00:02:20And...
00:02:20It's an honor to work here.
00:02:22No offenses to any culture.
00:02:26That's what Custer said.
00:02:27Go get your milk.
00:02:29I'll keep an eye out for the Horned Wolf.
00:02:31Horned Wolf.
00:02:32And the Wendigo?
00:02:35Yeah, that one.
00:02:36And the Chupacabra?
00:02:37Him too!
00:02:39Suck your face right off.
00:02:43Come on, come on, come on.
00:02:57Sheriff?
00:02:59Josie.
00:03:01Pay him no mind.
00:03:02He's just sore because his horse didn't come back at the track yesterday.
00:03:06You told me he was feeling fast.
00:03:08Horses don't talk.
00:03:10Says you.
00:03:10Uh, Josie, I just stopped by to pick up something that I need, which would be, uh, do you have milk?
00:03:23Oh, sure, we do.
00:03:25Uh, it's in the back.
00:03:27You know, in the refrigerator.
00:03:29Of course.
00:03:30Where it's cold.
00:03:31That makes sense.
00:03:31Good place for it.
00:03:33Sheriff, it's Doris.
00:03:35Come in, Doris.
00:03:36Just, uh, picking up some milk.
00:03:37I found that athlete's foot powder you're looking for, hon.
00:03:41Doris, Doris, I'm good on that.
00:03:43Also, them local kids must have been drinking up at the burial grounds again.
00:03:47We got anonymous tips.
00:03:48Strange noises in the night.
00:03:51They're messing with forces they just can't comprehend.
00:03:54Thanks for that, Joe.
00:03:57Copy that, Doris.
00:03:58Doom awaits you up there in those woods.
00:04:01Lots of people that have gone missing over the years.
00:04:06Smarter looking people than you.
00:04:09Listen, Josie, if you need anything at all, I'm new in town.
00:04:14And all you have to do is just...
00:04:17Call the police?
00:04:20That's right.
00:04:20That's me.
00:04:21So, yeah, just call the police.
00:04:24And I'll probably pick it up.
00:04:26Sure thing, Sheriff.
00:04:27All right.
00:04:28We'll see you later.
00:04:29See ya.
00:04:29And the milk.
00:04:33Right, right.
00:04:34Yeah, of course, the milk.
00:04:35In the back.
00:04:38Joe, you have a great day, all right?
00:04:41The wind whispers to me of terrible things on the horizon.
00:04:45Or not.
00:04:48Why do I have a feeling you don't like me very much?
00:04:50Terrible things.
00:04:59Can I help you, officer?
00:05:18Uh, yes, sir.
00:05:21You're aware you were speeding back there.
00:05:23Really?
00:05:25Nope.
00:05:25I don't think I was.
00:05:27120 miles per hour.
00:05:29That's a little too fast anywhere.
00:05:31I'll have to see your license and registration.
00:05:33Okay.
00:05:34Um.
00:05:38License.
00:05:39And registration.
00:05:43Uh.
00:05:45My name's Sheriff Tim Hatfield.
00:05:47I'm new in town.
00:05:49Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to see some real license and registration.
00:05:53Okay.
00:05:57Barf.
00:05:58Homer Barf.
00:06:00I'm in trouble, sugar.
00:06:02Hush up, Dana.
00:06:03It's Susan, thank you very much.
00:06:04Say you with me, Susan.
00:06:06Whatever.
00:06:07Just...
00:06:07You don't even know my name, do you?
00:06:10Uh, Mr. Barf.
00:06:12Is this your vehicle?
00:06:13It is my daddy's.
00:06:15Uh-huh.
00:06:15Who's your dad?
00:06:20Well, he's only the man who ran this town.
00:06:23What do you guys do in town?
00:06:25Well, if you must know, I am, in fact, a painter.
00:06:28Oh.
00:06:29Ma'am?
00:06:30Oh, um.
00:06:31I am an exotic dancer.
00:06:33I work on Thursdays and Sundays over at the Happy Beaver, down on McAllister.
00:06:38You should come by sometime, Sheriff.
00:06:40Uh-huh.
00:06:42Uh.
00:06:43We'll see.
00:06:44Can I go now?
00:06:45Or do you two need a room?
00:06:46Well, unfortunately, Mr. Barf, I'm gonna have to write you a citation.
00:06:50Well, you just opened up Pandora's case, buddy.
00:06:52Pandora's box, silly.
00:06:55Whatever.
00:06:56There you are.
00:06:58For the sake of others and yourselves, please be careful on the roads.
00:07:01All right?
00:07:03We'll be seeing you around, officer.
00:07:05That's for sure.
00:07:08Fox!
00:07:10Hey!
00:07:12Hey!
00:07:13He just jumped right in front of me.
00:07:38There's nothing I could do.
00:07:39He just came springing out of the woods.
00:07:41Technically, we don't assign gender to our animals.
00:07:44Say what?
00:07:45Well, we don't want to accidentally misgender this moose.
00:07:49The moose?
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:51National Park Service protocol.
00:07:52Well, as of January, animals can be non-gender, too.
00:07:55You know?
00:07:56Frogs, jellyfish, and the like.
00:07:57Well, Missy, those are some pretty big balls on that genderless moose there.
00:08:03All right.
00:08:06Let's not talk about the balls on the moose.
00:08:10Ma'am, what's a non-male moose?
00:08:14It'll be a birthing moose.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:16What about my truck killed by a genderless moose?
00:08:23Well, we'll take care of your trust, I promise.
00:08:25It'll be our.
00:08:27Brokeback moose.
00:08:28Yeah, okay.
00:08:30So, let's take said not birthing moose and move it off.
00:08:37Hmm?
00:08:38Yeah?
00:08:38You all right there, bud?
00:08:39Oh, Wally, you're not going to believe
00:09:09what just happened.
00:09:10You hear that?
00:09:13That's the sound of nothing stupid happening.
00:09:16I don't hear anything.
00:09:18But, Wally, listen, there's a new sheriff in town.
00:09:21And guess what?
00:09:21He gave me a ticket.
00:09:23Can you believe that?
00:09:24Were you speeding?
00:09:25A little bit.
00:09:26In Daddy's car?
00:09:27Maybe.
00:09:28Were you picking up pokers again?
00:09:29No, Wally, I swear.
00:09:30I'm a painter now.
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:32I've seen your paintings.
00:09:33It's like a bear got into the paint cans and shat himself.
00:09:36It's called being an expressionist.
00:09:38An expression out of a bear's ass.
00:09:41You always put me down.
00:09:43We are family, you know?
00:09:44Yeah, and so is Fredo.
00:09:45Daddy would want you to treat me with respect.
00:09:48Daddy put me in charge.
00:09:50I'm the lawyer.
00:09:51You failed the test 13 times.
00:09:53You thought prepping for the bar was honing up on your cocktail skills.
00:09:57Now I need you to quiet down and get over here.
00:10:00Behold, dipshit.
00:10:02Your father's legacy.
00:10:04Our inheritance.
00:10:06Dollhouse?
00:10:07No, you idiot.
00:10:08It's a design for our very own hotel, casino, resort property.
00:10:13Barf Towers.
00:10:14Will there be hot tubs?
00:10:16Easy, boy.
00:10:17It's a very delicate operation here.
00:10:19If we do well here in Polky County, then we'll have a line of barf towers all coast to coast.
00:10:25What about a dance club?
00:10:27Will there be disco?
00:10:27There's just one problem.
00:10:29Tiny, really.
00:10:30Insignificant.
00:10:31It's me again, isn't it?
00:10:33No.
00:10:34It's the heritage folks.
00:10:37I don't follow.
00:10:39There's a shocker.
00:10:41What's stopping us?
00:10:42An old Viking burial site.
00:10:45Here.
00:10:46Where we're scheduled to dig.
00:10:48Apparently, those stupid Vikings used to bury their folks up there.
00:10:53Animals.
00:10:54Idiots.
00:10:55Somebody ought to really do something about it.
00:10:57Make that burial site a piece of ancient history.
00:11:00Wally, let me do it.
00:11:01I can help.
00:11:02Nope.
00:11:03This is a job for professionals.
00:11:05Men with resolve.
00:11:06Well, Daddy once said that if a man's old enough to have babies, then he's old enough to create an empire through his children.
00:11:13Daddy may be gone, but I am Daddy's children, and I have a baby maker.
00:11:22Are you high?
00:11:23No.
00:11:24Not intentionally.
00:11:25Come on, Wally.
00:11:28Give me a chance.
00:11:31Wally.
00:11:36What's the point of all this hotel legacy stuff if I didn't do anything to earn it?
00:11:41Let me do this one thing, to prove that I love you.
00:11:44It's simple enough.
00:11:46Hypothetically speaking, don't screw this up.
00:11:50He did say, have a knack for wrecking things.
00:11:53Long day?
00:12:22Yeah, you could say that.
00:12:25Sheriff, City Cohen says they're backed up till this afternoon.
00:12:29Well, Taurus, we can't have that carcass on the road.
00:12:31We got to get that off ASAP.
00:12:33Copy that.
00:12:34I did tell them.
00:12:36And?
00:12:37They recommended a chainsaw in the meanwhile.
00:12:39Over.
00:12:40A chainsaw?
00:12:41Do you know how nasty that is?
00:12:42We'll be carving that thing up till Thanksgiving.
00:12:44Oh, and Sheriff, that balding treatment shampoo you ordered came in.
00:12:48You know, the prescription strength stuff you had me find.
00:12:50Over.
00:12:52Taurus, I think we're good on that one.
00:12:55Sure thing, hon.
00:13:00The hat, it kind of pushes back on the hair.
00:13:03It's not a real problem, but...
00:13:04Was there something you needed?
00:13:08Some milk, perhaps?
00:13:11Uh, nah, uh, well, yeah, I did, I need, I need something.
00:13:19Oh!
00:13:19Headphones.
00:13:20Headphones.
00:13:22That's what I needed.
00:13:24Perfect.
00:13:25Perfect.
00:13:28Uh, nice cat.
00:13:30Screaming panther.
00:13:32He fought the horned wolf to avenge his beloved.
00:13:35Or so the story goes.
00:13:36Joe mentioned that.
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:38It's just a myth, but I like it.
00:13:40It's kind of romantic.
00:13:42It is kind of romantic, isn't it?
00:13:44Will that be all?
00:13:48Uh, yeah, I, uh, come on, man.
00:13:52I mean, it's nice that y'all are having a moment, but...
00:13:55I'll add it to your tab.
00:13:58I can help the next customer.
00:14:00Hey, how you doing?
00:14:01Hi.
00:14:01Hi.
00:14:01Hi.
00:14:26Hey.
00:14:27Hey.
00:14:28Hey.
00:14:29Oh, oh, oh.
00:14:36Oh, oh, oh.
00:14:37Oh, oh, oh.
00:14:50Good job, Vikings.
00:14:59Stupid.
00:15:00Yeah.
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06All right.
00:15:15No!
00:15:21What the heck?
00:15:24Oh, oh.
00:15:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:34Oh.
00:15:37Oh!
00:15:41Oh!
00:15:43Oh!
00:15:44Oh.
00:15:47Oh.
00:15:49Oh.
00:15:51What are those things?
00:16:13My eyebrows!
00:16:15Oh, my God.
00:16:17What the hell?
00:16:21Once my uncle finishes his new hotel, I'll be the floor manager.
00:16:38I'll be the third or fourth most powerful man in town.
00:16:41Well, that'll be good.
00:16:45Yeah, it will be.
00:16:46Okay. So what do you say we, uh, take it all the way to third base tonight?
00:16:54I'm not that kind of girl.
00:16:56You're not?
00:16:58Not until we're married.
00:17:02Married?
00:17:04I'm not marrying a waitress, you dummy.
00:17:06Well, then I guess you better take me home, Mr. Floor Manager.
00:17:11Not without a little sugar first.
00:17:13Get off me!
00:17:19What the hell is that?
00:17:22Who are they?
00:17:24I'll go have a look.
00:17:26You stay put.
00:17:28What?
00:17:29You think they're gonna put out for some towel and soap?
00:17:35No.
00:17:37But I don't want them to be ex-murderers either.
00:17:39Oh, looky here.
00:17:56It's Halloween.
00:18:03Oh, gee.
00:18:05Your face looks like a frog's ass, lady.
00:18:07Hey.
00:18:12Hey.
00:18:13Hey, get off me.
00:18:18What the hell is that?
00:18:20What the...
00:18:21Ah!
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:36It's not safe up here, Sheriff, especially at night.
00:19:02How'd you guys hear about all this?
00:19:04A bird told me.
00:19:06Uh-huh.
00:19:06So I've got Josie to drive me up here.
00:19:09I thought you might need some protection.
00:19:12You're enabling this nonsense?
00:19:14He knows what he's talking about.
00:19:17I'll get a statement, and hopefully somebody at the department speaks Whitpecker.
00:19:27Huh.
00:19:30What is it?
00:19:32These tire tracks.
00:19:34Burnt rubber, and it's obvious they've sped off in a hurry.
00:19:40They look pretty familiar.
00:19:42I think I know exactly who was down here.
00:19:45Who was it?
00:19:47Can you guys just get back to the store where it's safe?
00:19:50What's so safe about stores?
00:19:52Lots of people die in stores.
00:19:54Just not here, all right?
00:20:06I think they would know better than to mess with burial grounds.
00:20:11You think maybe it was high school kids out drinking?
00:20:13I thought I told you guys to go back to the store.
00:20:17This is an active crime scene.
00:20:22Now what?
00:20:24Death has come to pokey.
00:20:25Would you be a little more specific, Joe?
00:20:31Sheriff, I got a dead body up by Lover's Lane.
00:20:34Over.
00:20:34Sold ya.
00:20:36What is it, dispatch?
00:20:37Some jogger phoned it in.
00:20:39Mrs. Francine Bates said she found a dead man.
00:20:42Right.
00:20:43I'm on my way.
00:20:44Thank you, Doris.
00:20:44Oh, and Sheriff, I picked up that plunger you said you needed from the hardware store.
00:20:50No, no, no, no, no.
00:20:51Doris stores.
00:20:52I don't think that was me.
00:20:55We'll handle that later.
00:20:56Copy?
00:20:59I've got to go.
00:21:01Evidently quite a lot.
00:21:04Just do me a favor and steer clear of the area.
00:21:06I've got it from here.
00:21:07And so it begins.
00:21:15And so it begins.
00:21:37What have we got, Dorset?
00:21:43Sorry, sir.
00:21:45It's just none of us have ever seen a murdered person before.
00:21:51That's all right.
00:21:52That's all right.
00:21:52Pull it together, man.
00:21:55Any witnesses?
00:21:57The girlfriend.
00:22:00We sent her down to St. John's for observation.
00:22:03All right.
00:22:03She says some kind of...
00:22:05some kind of fancy-dressed vikings did this.
00:22:12Fancy-dressed vikings?
00:22:13Mm-hmm.
00:22:15Yes, sir.
00:22:17All right.
00:22:19Just...
00:22:20Oh, my God.
00:22:21Try not to go everywhere on it.
00:22:23Sorry, sir.
00:22:26They really, uh...
00:22:28really dressed for the part, didn't they?
00:22:29That killer.
00:22:32They had character.
00:22:33I don't know what's going on in this play.
00:22:35You know, I-I knew him.
00:22:39The viking?
00:22:40The victim.
00:22:41I mean, uh...
00:22:42He was going to be the floor manager at Barth Towers once he finished.
00:22:47He promised me a free bathrobe.
00:22:52There we are, right?
00:22:55Mm-mm.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56Mm-mm.
00:22:56Oh, Lord.
00:22:59I'll-I'll get you a bathrobe.
00:23:03Don't worry about it.
00:23:04What are they?
00:23:04You carrots!
00:23:06Watch out, sir.
00:23:09Come on, Dorset.
00:23:10I'll-I'll get you a bathrobe.
00:23:30Hello?
00:23:34Ian Hill!
00:23:35I don't know.
00:24:05Welcome to Balfe Manor.
00:24:27Mr. Barth?
00:24:30I'd offer you a drink, but you're obviously on duty.
00:24:48Say, aren't you that new sheriff that ticked my brother for speeding?
00:24:53The very same, in fact.
00:24:56Actually, I have some bad news.
00:24:59Unfortunately, Edward Muntz was discovered dead.
00:25:02Eddie?
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:04Since you're next to kin, I'm gonna have to ask you to come down to the morgue and identify
00:25:08the body.
00:25:09When I say morgue, I mean we have him on ice at the convenience store.
00:25:14We got defunded.
00:25:16Murdered?
00:25:17By whom?
00:25:18Some kids dressed up in Halloween outfits.
00:25:21Looking like Viking berserkers.
00:25:27You don't say.
00:25:28Peculiar.
00:25:29Terrifying, actually.
00:25:30Miss Varf?
00:25:31You okay?
00:25:32He will be missed.
00:25:33Well, I know it's unfortunate timing, but I'm gonna have to ask to talk to Homer as well.
00:25:48If he's around.
00:25:49Well, he's not feeling well.
00:25:50And once he hears this news, he's a delicate soul.
00:25:53Perhaps another time.
00:25:54I don't want to make it formal, but I'm gonna have to insist.
00:25:55There'll only be a few questions.
00:25:56Fine.
00:25:57Come with me.
00:25:59Homer?
00:26:00It's your brother.
00:26:01I'm here with the sheriff.
00:26:02Got a couple questions.
00:26:03I'm here with the sheriff.
00:26:04I've got a couple questions.
00:26:05I've got a couple questions.
00:26:06I've got a couple questions.
00:26:07I've got a couple questions.
00:26:08I've got a couple questions.
00:26:09careful now.
00:26:10I've got a couple questions.
00:26:16Oh!
00:26:17Careful now.
00:26:18We have guests.
00:26:19I saw him crawl over the ground.
00:26:24But I have a surprise here.
00:26:27I know about you.
00:26:30Beautiful.
00:26:31What?
00:26:32Are you ready?
00:26:33E'all undefined?
00:26:34How's he going for a special event?
00:26:36Oh, circuit.
00:26:38I have a surprise for him.
00:26:40Easy, Homer.
00:26:41Put the gun down.
00:26:42Paint's for painting, not for sniffing.
00:26:44Again.
00:26:45I know.
00:26:49Is there something different about you?
00:26:51Did you get a haircut?
00:26:52Shut up.
00:26:54How about you leave the gun on the ground
00:26:55and show us what you're painting back there?
00:26:58You want to see it?
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:00Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
00:27:02See what you got.
00:27:03Wow, Homer.
00:27:09I'll put out an APB ASAP on that.
00:27:14Where'd you see that figure?
00:27:16Was it down at the ancient burial grounds,
00:27:18the Viking burial grounds?
00:27:21Wasn't.
00:27:22Was.
00:27:23We, uh, no.
00:27:25I, no, I've never, never heard of those grounds before.
00:27:29Why would it be down at the burial grounds?
00:27:31Strip club, maybe.
00:27:32You didn't see that at the strip club.
00:27:34Uh, uh, no.
00:27:39OK.
00:27:40Well, I'll do an APB on this, and, uh, yeah.
00:27:45Heard you talking about cousin Eddie.
00:27:46Is he all everything OK?
00:27:49Now, I have to.
00:27:51He's fine.
00:27:52He's fine.
00:27:52He says hello.
00:27:54Liar!
00:27:55His mom was kind of dumb.
00:27:56She thought Monty Python was a performing snake.
00:28:01Let's go ahead and get going.
00:28:02We'll be back.
00:28:03Now, Homer, just don't touch any outlets.
00:28:07Keep clear of that paint.
00:28:09Joe, you've got Mr. Barth here to identify the body.
00:28:17Mr. Barth?
00:28:18Got killed with an axe, didn't he?
00:28:22Now, why did you look in that body bag after I told you not to?
00:28:36I didn't.
00:28:37I've been sat on this porch all day as per what did the squirrel tell you then?
00:28:41Why don't you ask one?
00:28:43Go on.
00:28:44I don't have time to ask.
00:28:45It's the horned wolf, you know.
00:28:47His grave was desecrated by someone in this town, and now he's after blood.
00:28:51He says all kinds of stuff.
00:28:52Well, obviously, I can't see his face.
00:28:53Sorry, man.
00:28:54That is just...
00:28:55That's Cousin Eddie, all right?
00:28:58Now, I was going to give him a job in the parking lot.
00:29:21Not anymore.
00:29:22Why?
00:29:23Well, because he wasn't qualified to empty the ashtrays.
00:29:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:30Why did somebody want to murder him?
00:29:32Who can say?
00:29:33A true murder mystery.
00:29:35Sheriff, coroner's report just came in on that boy Mines.
00:29:39Over.
00:29:40And?
00:29:41Autopsy report concludes victim died as a result of a large axe to the face.
00:29:48Yes, Doris.
00:29:49We all knew that.
00:29:50Is there anything else?
00:29:51That's it.
00:29:52Over.
00:29:53All right.
00:29:54Well, hit me back whenever you do have something that we don't all know.
00:29:59Mr. Barf.
00:30:03Can I be honest with you?
00:30:08I think your brother was at the burial grounds last night.
00:30:13And I think he knows a little more about Cousin Eddie here's predicament than you or I.
00:30:19And now all I need is a motive.
00:30:22Do you realize how many jobs I'm bringing to this dilapidated community?
00:30:29The affluence alone, now that's a fancy word for money, boy.
00:30:34Oh, I know what it means.
00:30:35Oh, I know what it means.
00:30:36But now, I know a motive.
00:30:38You ain't got to do that.
00:30:41I got that your father's car was at the burial grounds last night.
00:30:46And that your brother lost his eyebrows and his mind since I've seen him last.
00:30:51Obviously a cooking accident when he was making waffles.
00:30:56Waffles.
00:30:58You were playing a dangerous game, Mr. Barf.
00:31:02You ever read Kipling?
00:31:04Rikki-tikki-tavi?
00:31:06In fact, I have.
00:31:08I'm the mongoose.
00:31:09I'm the mongoose.
00:31:11You sure about that?
00:31:12You calling me a snake?
00:31:14Fellas, can we finish this up outside?
00:31:17I'd like to close up for the evening.
00:31:21In what movie does Robert De Niro say?
00:31:26Talking to me.
00:31:30I...
00:31:31Star Wars.
00:31:33Homer!
00:31:34You have to play it right!
00:31:41What is the capital of Iceland?
00:31:45The North Pole.
00:31:46So close.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48F that card!
00:31:49Get out of my face.
00:31:51Who cares?
00:31:52I'm gonna die tonight anyways.
00:31:53It doesn't matter.
00:31:54Will you stop that negativity?
00:31:56I'll protect you.
00:31:58You?
00:31:59Protect me?
00:32:02No.
00:32:03What are you gonna do?
00:32:04Offer a lap dance?
00:32:06It's married, as far as I can tell, twice over.
00:32:09Well, no need to be rude.
00:32:10What about the police?
00:32:12The police?
00:32:13The police?
00:32:14You saw the sheriff?
00:32:15Officer...
00:32:17Hatfield?
00:32:19You feel safer now?
00:32:21Oh!
00:32:25Did you hear that?
00:32:27Damn zombie Apache out there.
00:32:29Technically, around these parts, it would be a Mohawk business who desecrated a Viking site.
00:32:33It's probably a zombie Viking, hon.
00:32:35What?
00:32:37Oh!
00:32:38You burned down a Viking burial site, not an Indian one.
00:32:44Oh, so you're some expert on how to cook up a freaking zombie, huh?
00:32:49Did you get your PhD on zombie physics?
00:32:52Alright, calm down.
00:32:54You're giving me a headache.
00:32:55Jeez.
00:32:56Oh!
00:33:03Homer, what is wrong with you?
00:33:05That is disgusting.
00:33:07I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
00:33:08I can't help it.
00:33:09Oh, no, I need some fresh air.
00:33:11I can't...
00:33:12Out there?
00:33:13You're gonna go out there?
00:33:15Have you listened to a one word I have said, woman?
00:33:18Relax.
00:33:19I'll be right back.
00:33:26Oh, would you look at that?
00:33:27He wasn't kidding.
00:33:28It sure does look married.
00:33:56No, no, no, what is that music?
00:34:00What is it?
00:34:03What is happening to my body?
00:34:06Oh, my head.
00:34:07Oh, my head.
00:34:09No, no, stop that.
00:34:10Stop that.
00:34:15Hon?
00:34:21Hon, could you get me a beer right in the kitchen?
00:34:26Hon?
00:34:40Oh, God.
00:34:44Zombies!
00:34:45Oh, God.
00:34:47Oh, God.
00:34:56Oh, God.
00:35:07Oh, God.
00:35:13Oh, God.
00:35:16Oh, God.
00:35:18Oh, my God.
00:35:48Yes, there are zombies right in my fridge.
00:36:18No, no, he can't, Josie.
00:36:32What would Joe think?
00:36:33Well, who cares what he thinks, right?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:42How about we steal a couple of jugs of milk and see where it goes?
00:36:48Yeah, that'd be great.
00:36:49Sheriff, we got a 911 call from the Barthes property.
00:36:53Assault in progress with a deadly weapon.
00:36:55Over.
00:36:55Uh, copy that, copy that.
00:36:59Dispatch.
00:37:01I'm on my way.
00:37:04You didn't hear anything about jugs of milk, did you?
00:37:06Hello?
00:37:15Hello?
00:37:17Hello?
00:37:18Hello?
00:37:18Hello?
00:37:36Oh, my God.
00:38:01Homer!
00:38:06Mr. Boyce!
00:38:36Stay right where you are!
00:39:02No! Please! Sheriff, please don't shoot!
00:39:05Take it easy. Take it easy. It's all right. It's all right.
00:39:10What happened here?
00:39:12I must have banged my head and then I had the worst nightmare.
00:39:15It's all right. It's okay.
00:39:17All right. All right. Well, you're okay.
00:39:20Everything's all right, all right?
00:39:22Okay, if you say so, officer.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:35Homer!
00:39:40Is everybody okay?
00:39:42Give me that gun, Homer.
00:39:46I'm sorry, Mr. Policeman.
00:39:48Homer, what is wrong with you?
00:39:50I can ask you that same question.
00:39:52Why'd you cut off my fingers?
00:39:54What kind of an insane person would do that?
00:39:57Ma'am?
00:39:58Did you cut off his fingers?
00:39:59No.
00:40:00I...
00:40:01I was...
00:40:02I blacked out when the stranger played his flute for me.
00:40:05His flute?
00:40:06Uh-huh.
00:40:07Is that code for something?
00:40:10Did you have relations with that dead Indian man?
00:40:13How dare you?
00:40:15And he's Swedish.
00:40:17Well, you are a sleepwalking, knife-wielding psychopath.
00:40:21That's okay.
00:40:22I've had enough of all this.
00:40:24Okay?
00:40:25You, sit down.
00:40:28I'm out of here.
00:40:30Hey, Homer.
00:40:37Just sit down.
00:40:38Okay?
00:40:39Okay, but whatever have I done?
00:40:41Well, let's start with the part where you almost shot us.
00:40:44That's a good part.
00:40:45Hmm?
00:40:46Does this mean I'm going to prison again?
00:40:48That remains to be unseen, Homer.
00:40:50Can you just start by just telling me what the hell happened here?
00:40:54Okay, so these zombies, they came in and they attacked us.
00:40:59Then they punched Susan right in her face.
00:41:01Which she did deserve, by the way.
00:41:03Mm-hmm.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05Yeah, I know how that must sound.
00:41:07Uh...
00:41:08Right.
00:41:16What?
00:41:17Homer used up all the toilet paper on his hand.
00:41:19Oh, gee, I wonder why.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23Can we just get back to the intruder?
00:41:25Can you tell me what they look like?
00:41:27I told you, zombies.
00:41:29They were dressed like fancy-dressed Indians.
00:41:31Like the one I had painted.
00:41:32You saw it.
00:41:33He means Vikings.
00:41:35Yeah, they may have been Vikings.
00:41:37But they were also, in fact, dead.
00:41:39If that makes any sense.
00:41:41No.
00:41:42It makes no sense at all.
00:41:43So, you were hiding in the bathroom, huh?
00:41:47My hero.
00:41:48My hero.
00:41:49Oh, hon, I know you may have some questions right now.
00:41:52But if you're not too busy in the meantime, you can help find my missing fingers!
00:41:57Homer, do you know where they could be?
00:41:59What, my fingers?
00:42:00No!
00:42:01The zombies, Homer!
00:42:02Yeah, they told me they were going bowling.
00:42:05How the hell would I know?
00:42:06All right.
00:42:07Well, I'm gonna go to the station.
00:42:10You guys stay here and lock the door.
00:42:12I'm not leaving until I find my fingers.
00:42:14Okay, fine.
00:42:15Just stay here.
00:42:16I'll grab a med kit.
00:42:18And leave it to the adults, all right?
00:42:20And I don't know where I can get started.
00:42:23I'm not leaving too long!
00:42:28It is racist, it is a
00:42:35lie out just asking about it!
00:42:38Isn't that all very, very beautiful as Vault-Up versus book?
00:42:41The moment of the week's podcast waiting to look for us!
00:42:45We enjoy it-
00:42:47No, we're not getting at all!
00:42:49I haven't led a life too sad to mention
00:42:51Just trying to catch my peers
00:42:53Whooping our head for all these years
00:42:56Paying out for things I've done
00:42:58Didn't like what I'd begun
00:43:00Now you see what vibe I'm on
00:43:02It won't be long before I'm on
00:43:04See if I'm trying to break the world
00:43:07Yeah, yeah
00:43:19I'm trying to break the world
00:43:49I'm trying to break the world
00:44:19Let me in
00:44:25Wally, what happened to your hair?
00:44:28Oh, I've not enough time for that
00:44:29You're not going to believe there's a scary thing out there
00:44:31Scary killer thingy out there
00:44:33I don't know
00:44:33I ain't got time
00:44:34Where's that chef?
00:44:37He who went into town to grab some medicine for Homer's hand
00:44:40What in the hell happened in here?
00:44:43We were attacked by dead Scandinavians
00:44:45I joined the club and got me in town
00:44:47Wally, I don't understand
00:44:49Where'd your hair go?
00:44:51Not now, boy
00:44:51Not now
00:44:52You really thought that toupee was real, really, this whole time?
00:44:56Well, what do they want with us?
00:44:58Well, I'm guessing they think the land by the waterfall is theirs
00:45:01But they've had their time
00:45:03This is mine
00:45:04That land dissolves by the right of conquest
00:45:08Strong people take what they want when they want
00:45:12That's just the way it is
00:45:13All this for a stupid hotel?
00:45:17Hotel resort spa, thank you
00:45:19You're a monster
00:45:21Emma?
00:45:22Then what is that out there?
00:45:23Vengeance
00:45:25Josie?
00:45:37Joe?
00:45:45What happened?
00:45:47Oh, my God
00:45:48Damn it, Joe
00:45:52Sorry
00:45:53I thought you were one of them things
00:45:55I told you
00:45:57Those things are just people masquerading as Vikings
00:46:01Taking advantage of killing people around town
00:46:03It's not the boogeyman
00:46:06It's not voodoo
00:46:07Haven't you seen Scooby-Doo?
00:46:15They took a sheriff
00:46:16That just came in the middle of the night and took her
00:46:19You know, I reckon the horned wolf
00:46:21Intents to make Josie's bride by the light of the next full moon
00:46:25Joe, that's at least in a couple days
00:46:29We gotta call this in
00:46:30This is FBI
00:46:31This is state troopers
00:46:32This is anything about me
00:46:33I mean, I got
00:46:34This is arson murder
00:46:36Kidnapped
00:46:37With intent to marry
00:46:38There's no time for that
00:46:39I mean, besides
00:46:41You can't kill something that's already dead
00:46:43What do you think they're taking?
00:46:48His old burial ground was destroyed
00:46:49He'll find a new one
00:46:52I reckon somewhere deep
00:46:54Inside his old hunting territory
00:46:57Sheriff, we got reports of good fire up at Barf Lodge
00:47:00Over
00:47:01Copy that, Doris
00:47:02I'm on my way
00:47:03Yeah, me too
00:47:04No, we talked about this
00:47:05You stay here, Joe
00:47:06Look, you need me, Sheriff
00:47:08I mean, bullets are no use against them
00:47:11Bullets are gonna be just fine
00:47:13I don't want to hear any more about the circle of life
00:47:15Or what all the trees are talking about, okay?
00:47:17Trees are stupid
00:47:18Everyone knows that
00:47:19If you want to know what's going on
00:47:20You talk to the wind
00:47:21What did I just say?
00:47:26You're making a big mistake, Sheriff
00:47:28Okay, everyone ready?
00:47:32What 1981 film starring Henry and Jane Fonda
00:47:35Won Best Picture that year?
00:47:38Will you shut your pahole?
00:47:41No, on Golden Pond
00:47:43Why is she even here?
00:47:46Hey, that's my girl
00:47:46You don't talk to her that way
00:47:48Oh, power is out
00:47:52No shit
00:47:54Go check the breakers, genius
00:47:56Why me?
00:47:58Because you're a grown man
00:48:00With a full set of testicles, remember?
00:48:03Oh, I heard you do this
00:48:18Oh, it's not supposed to look like that
00:48:26How in the hell can that girl sleep through something like this?
00:48:43Wally
00:48:46I can't control myself
00:48:48I ain't dying
00:48:49Wally
00:48:49What?
00:48:50Homer, what are you doing?
00:48:52Wally
00:48:52What is that?
00:48:53I'm feeling seductive
00:48:54Help
00:48:55What is that, James from high school?
00:48:56No
00:48:57I can't control my hands
00:48:59Wally
00:49:01Come on, you're having a spell
00:49:03Wally
00:49:04Brother
00:49:05Homer
00:49:06Help
00:49:09Uh-huh
00:49:25That's it
00:49:27I am done with this family
00:49:30This some sort of kinky Norse crap
00:49:34Oh my gosh
00:49:35Ma'am, everything all right?
00:49:47Yeah, hey sugar
00:49:47It's just those crazy boys out here again, you know
00:49:49Too much bruise, testosterone
00:49:51Not enough common sense
00:49:52Are they inside?
00:49:53Oh, no, no, no
00:49:54They ran off into the woods somewhere
00:49:55Just shooting at each other again
00:49:57Well, where are you going?
00:49:59Do you need a ride?
00:50:00No, don't worry
00:50:00I'm gonna see
00:50:01No, I'm gonna borrow Homer's car
00:50:03Because he said I could
00:50:04And you don't have to look into it, okay?
00:50:05Thanks
00:50:06Hi
00:50:10Honey
00:50:11Um, I just wanted to say
00:50:13Please be careful out there, okay?
00:50:16We don't have enough good men in this town like you
00:50:19And we really can't afford to lose another one
00:50:21All right
00:50:30Let's go
00:50:34I never thought I'd see you again
00:50:49Certainly not alive
00:50:51If I'm gonna kill this thing, I'm gonna need some supplies
00:50:53Look, you're not gonna last ten minutes out there without the proper stuff
00:50:56Like what?
00:50:58Garlic, silver bullets
00:50:59Toilet paper
00:51:00Unless you want to wipe your arse with your hand
00:51:03Look, you need me
00:51:06Josie needs me
00:51:07She was working for me when they took her
00:51:10Fine
00:51:11Get in the car
00:51:13That's what I'm talking about
00:51:15It's the end of the line for undead Vikings
00:51:19They're serial killers
00:51:20They're not Vikings or zombies, okay?
00:51:22Serial killing zombies
00:51:24You don't take meds, do you?
00:51:26What are you talking about?
00:51:28Well, we're just gonna be out there for a while
00:51:29I don't want you to miss a dose or anything
00:51:31You cheeky
00:51:32Just
00:51:32Let's kill these things
00:51:34Wally
00:51:36Wally
00:51:38Homer
00:51:39Where are you?
00:51:41Homer
00:51:41There's zombies after us
00:51:43Homer
00:51:43Homer
00:51:44Wally
00:51:46Homer
00:51:47Where have you been?
00:51:51Wally
00:51:54I can't
00:51:55What the hell?
00:51:57What is happening?
00:51:59Stop it!
00:52:01Wally, help!
00:52:03Help!
00:52:04Wally
00:52:04No!
00:52:06No!
00:52:09I don't know
00:52:10What's going on
00:52:11I don't know
00:52:12No!
00:52:15Help!
00:52:16Help me!
00:52:17Wally!
00:52:18What's happening?
00:52:19I can't stop!
00:52:20I can't stop!
00:52:36You sure you can track them through these woods?
00:52:38Do you want to try?
00:52:41What does the wind say?
00:52:44The wind says it's smart to travel with a simpleton
00:52:47The horned wolf will not be expecting that
00:52:49Who's the simpleton?
00:52:55Where do we get the simpleton?
00:52:58You know, before all this started
00:53:00Before all the killing
00:53:01I was going to ask Josie out for a beer
00:53:04Lucky her
00:53:05What stopped you?
00:53:07I just didn't think she was into me like that, you know
00:53:09I didn't think I had a chance
00:53:10Your competition has been dead 300 years
00:53:14And smells of old leaves and turds
00:53:16So you do think I had a chance?
00:53:19Can I ask you something?
00:53:20What did we do around these parts
00:53:22To qualify for such an esteemed lawman?
00:53:26You mean how did I get here?
00:53:27Yeah, how did you get here?
00:53:28That's pretty simple
00:53:29I was working in a major metropolis
00:53:31And, uh, that will remain anonymous
00:53:34Doris says Denver
00:53:35Yeah
00:53:35Yes, it was Denver
00:53:37Anyways, I was assigned to help a cat out of a tree
00:53:40And I figured, you know
00:53:41This is usually something for animal control
00:53:43But I think I'll save the day
00:53:45Yeah, like Superman
00:53:46Ma'am, did you call about the cat?
00:53:53Yeah, my cat
00:53:54He's been up there for hours
00:53:55I don't know what to do
00:53:56My dad's going to kill me
00:53:57Don't worry
00:53:59I got this
00:54:00Okay
00:54:01Just step back
00:54:04Let me real quick
00:54:04It's a nice cat, right?
00:54:13No, he bites
00:54:15My cat
00:54:24So not like Superman
00:54:29Not at all
00:54:31Mmm
00:54:32What's that mmm about?
00:54:35Oh, I wouldn't tell Josie that
00:54:37She kind of likes cats
00:54:38I like cats
00:54:40Ever killed anything bigger than a cat?
00:54:44No, why?
00:54:45Because we're hunting a flesh-eating creature from hell
00:54:48Not Mr. Pickles
00:54:50Who's Mr. Pickles?
00:54:56And the waters as they flow
00:55:01It seems a whisper soft and very, very low
00:55:07You are my heart's desire
00:55:09You're the one that I adore
00:55:12Oh, oh, Mary dear
00:55:13Oh, Mary dear
00:55:14Oh, Mary dear
00:55:17That is beautiful, Jo
00:55:18Ah, it's an old song
00:55:21Which, like me, will soon be gone from the world
00:55:24Me and my wife used to sing it round the campfire
00:55:27I didn't know you were married.
00:55:29Huh? She was Cherokee.
00:55:33When she passed away, I couldn't bring myself to leave the place.
00:55:36Every tree, every leaf reminds me of her, so...
00:55:39I stayed on and bought the store.
00:55:41She always wanted a store.
00:55:45I'm sorry to hear that.
00:55:47Ah, it's all good.
00:55:49I'll see you again soon enough.
00:55:51Listen, let's make camp here, okay?
00:55:54You get some firewood, I'll make a star on the tent.
00:55:58Sounds good.
00:56:05Yo! Found some firewood.
00:56:08You're eating? Did you find some berries?
00:56:10No. A lot of mushrooms.
00:56:12Down by the stream. You want some?
00:56:14You don't get out in nature much, do you?
00:56:16Not really. Why?
00:56:18They're deathcaps.
00:56:21Deathcaps?
00:56:23You have bad things?
00:56:25They don't call them lifecaps.
00:56:27Thought it was the red ones you're supposed to avoid.
00:56:29I wouldn't eat them either.
00:56:34Joe, I ate a lot of these things.
00:56:36What's gonna happen? What are we gonna do?
00:56:38Well, I'm gonna build a fire.
00:56:40Your bum's gonna start screaming like an angry bear
00:56:42who's caught his todger in his zip.
00:56:44And then we'll find you.
00:56:46How long did...
00:56:48Oh.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:51Oh.
00:56:52Oh.
00:56:53Oh.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:56Oh.
00:56:57Oh.
00:56:58Oh.
00:56:59Oh, oh.
00:57:00Oh.
00:57:09Oh.
00:57:11Oh.
00:58:14Maybe next time save that part for outside the tent.
00:58:19Oh, sorry.
00:58:20You look like you've spent the night of a grizzly bear's ass.
00:58:36Oh, well, the irony is, Joe, that I'd probably be safer in a grizzly bear's ass.
00:58:42But it can be arranged.
00:58:44What?
00:58:44I'm just saying I'm lonesome.
00:58:46I gotta go take a pee.
00:58:52Get all this bad juju out.
00:58:54Oh.
00:58:57Oh.
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:02Oh.
00:59:04Oh, my God!
00:59:14Coffee?
00:59:22So there's Wally.
00:59:24Yeah, part of him.
00:59:26Where's the rest?
00:59:28I told you, Mr. Horned Wolf.
00:59:30Joe, we're not hunting Dracula.
00:59:33We're not hunting the Wolfman.
00:59:35We are hunting a man in a mask.
00:59:38That's it.
00:59:40Wound Wolf.
00:59:42I put enough lead in this thing.
00:59:45He's going down.
00:59:47Whatever it is.
00:59:53Oh!
00:59:55Joe, he's starting to belt!
00:59:57It's just escaping gas.
00:59:59Oh, God!
01:00:01It's making me ill.
01:00:03Can we just give it some antacids or something?
01:00:06I think he's a bit past that, don't you?
01:00:08Can I almost bury him?
01:00:10No, he can't.
01:00:11He's evidence.
01:00:13Oh!
01:00:14Oh!
01:00:15Oh!
01:00:16Oh!
01:00:19Oh, oh!
01:00:23Oh!
01:00:24you used wally as bait certainly did it was either him or us
01:00:46there goes our evidence the creature must be close it means joseph too
01:00:54and then what i don't know we take the shield maiden hostage use her as collateral okay
01:01:01i'm going away i'm going to try and save around flank her
01:01:06great dances with prunes he's going to flank her
01:01:18get back to hell demoness
01:01:25oh great great plan joke
01:01:28see there the little lead goes a long way joe
01:01:47there is got to be an explanation for that crystal head uh net head what a crack head something
01:02:10whatever help me tie it up we'll swap it for josie
01:02:15why are we going to tie her up
01:02:17because it's still alive
01:02:19why'd you just shot it five times and kick the crap out of it
01:02:23look how many crack heads do you know
01:02:25that can get shot five times in the chest and forget to bleed
01:02:30that's a good point joe
01:02:33okay come on let's get a move on he'll have heard them shots
01:02:37that was good shooting by the way well i wish i could say the same about yours
01:02:41oh whatever
01:02:42it's okay babe i'm here i saved you
01:02:58whoa whoa hang on hang on
01:03:04oh no no no stop it stop
01:03:08i told you i'm here to save you
01:03:11who the hell are you
01:03:12i've been asking myself that same question as of late
01:03:15ruminating if you will
01:03:17oh no
01:03:19you done messed with the wrong dude
01:03:23i really think we should run
01:03:26no not this time squirrel we will stay
01:03:30hope you're ready for pain
01:03:31because this forest has changed me
01:03:34molded me
01:03:35i've become death
01:03:38i read that in a nat geo once
01:03:40die zombie dick
01:03:42no
01:03:44ow my toe
01:03:46ow
01:03:50that poor idiot
01:03:54hey
01:04:22Hey! Want your maiden back? How about a trade?
01:04:45Well, that went well. I thought you said we were going to trade.
01:04:48I thought you said they couldn't be killed.
01:04:50Well, you proved me wrong, haven't you?
01:04:54I think we can all agree that this was a terrible mistake.
01:04:57A tragedy!
01:05:01You go save Josie. I'll just take him to the river.
01:05:04Good plan. Oh, and Sheriff!
01:05:06I was wrong about you. You are a good man.
01:05:09Thanks, John.
01:05:11Come on.
01:05:14Josie!
01:05:17Be careful.
01:05:18Don't worry. The Sheriff's lead them towards the river.
01:05:21It is.
01:05:22A few more bullets would have been nice.
01:05:24A few more bullets would have been nice.
01:05:28Oh!
01:05:29Oh!
01:05:30Oh!
01:05:31Oh!
01:05:32Be careful.
01:05:33Don't worry.
01:05:34The Sheriff's lead them towards the river.
01:05:35It is.
01:05:36Oh!
01:05:37Oh!
01:05:38Oh!
01:05:39Oh!
01:05:40Alright. A few more bullets would've been nice.
01:06:10Oh, shit. Come on, you big...
01:06:28Big...
01:06:32I heard about your little tricks. I came prepared.
01:06:56Oh, shit.
01:07:08Oh, shit.
01:07:12Oh, shit.
01:07:20Oh, shit.
01:07:24Oh, shit.
01:07:32Oh, shit.
01:07:36Let's go.
01:08:06Screaming Panther!
01:08:36Screaming Panther!
01:09:06Screaming Panther!
01:09:36Screaming Panther!
01:11:06I thought I'd say hey to my two favorite people.
01:11:19Really?
01:11:20Well, let us know when they get here.
01:11:27You short on milk?
01:11:28No, I'm actually doing pretty good on milk.
01:11:31Stocked full of it, actually.
01:11:33And I'm lactose intolerant.
01:11:36What I really would like to know is if you'd like to go out on a date.
01:11:40Well, you did save the town from the smelly dead Scandinavians.
01:11:45Oh, I had a little help.
01:11:47Yeah, what am I, chop wood?
01:11:49You too, Joe.
01:11:50I'm off tonight at seven.
01:11:56Well, that's perfect.
01:11:59I'll see you then.
01:12:02Don't worry.
01:12:04Joe will look out for the Chupacab.
01:12:07Don't worry, son.
01:12:08You'll be fine.
01:12:10The spirit moves in all things.
01:12:11I like that, Joe.
01:12:18See that, my love?
01:12:19Eh?
01:12:20Your love is everywhere.
01:12:22You used to look at me like that.
01:12:24Yes, you did.
01:12:25Some came to fight or run away.
01:12:46Who live to stand again, they say.
01:12:49Hey, treading, treading, fear is poured around.
01:12:58Still we hear the sound.
01:13:01It's men and steel pound the ground.
01:13:07Still we hear the sound.
01:13:09Sound the ground.
01:13:19Out from the mountainside alone would call.
01:13:31From the dark might come the day.
01:13:38The marble heavens.
01:13:42It's a nice quiet car, don't you think?
01:13:44They take our love away.
01:13:46They erase their flesh.
01:13:48Zombie killings.
01:13:51They take our love away.
01:13:54Raise their flags and sail away.
01:14:05Homer, I'm going to be watching you.
01:14:07They say they came from far away.
01:14:14Across the fields and river flow.
01:14:17Your bum's going to start squeaking like a rusty spring in a...
01:14:20Man.
01:14:21Oh, bollocks!
01:14:22Dressed in robes of precious things, who knows?
01:14:26What became of those who chose to stay with those of us who had to go?
01:14:32The major things.
01:14:33Oh.
01:14:36And the things like it.
01:14:40Dressed in robes of gorgeous things.
01:14:45That's what the news network features.
01:14:47Don't think so.
01:14:48Go to the roster again.
01:14:50It's kind of back into it as soon as you were.
01:14:51But it doesn't go to the inside.
01:14:51So why do you think I'm pushing out whatever you want to be seeing
01:14:51in a car 확 another thing?
01:14:53Why are you there?
01:14:55What are you doing in peace?
01:14:56Oh, my God.
01:14:57I've been having a situation in a car here.
01:14:58I've got so much love to give
01:15:08I've got so much love to give, baby
01:15:11Now what do you say?
01:15:17Why don't we spend a while on it?
01:15:21A little bit of this, take your time and let it change
01:15:25A little bit of that, take your time and let it through
01:15:29Let it slowly simmer before you bring it to the boil
01:15:32Sprinkle it with sugar, not too heavy on the oil
01:15:36A touch of me and you, up the heat but not too far
01:15:41A little twist of ooh, and a pinch of ooh-la-la
01:15:44A little bit of this, I'm giving you the best of me
01:15:49A little more of that, I'm cooking up a recipe
01:15:52A recipe for love
01:15:54Standing on the crossroads, I've been waiting to watch you change
01:16:00Whoa, oh, oh, oh
01:16:02Bending old backwoods, I've been hoping that we stay the same
01:16:10Standing on the crossroads, I've been waiting to watch you change
01:16:16Whoa, oh, oh, oh
01:16:18I've got so much left to give. I've got so much more to give, baby, baby.
01:16:32Now what do you say? Why don't we spend a while on it?
01:16:40And live too close to you. Then add what's left of me. A whole lot more of love.
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