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Shrek the Halls (2007) is a festive animated special where Shrek, Donkey, and their friends prepare for a lively holiday celebration. Full of humor, heartwarming moments, and colorful animation, the story emphasizes friendship, family, and the joy of the holiday season. It’s a cheerful and entertaining addition to the beloved Shrek series.
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00:00Sous-titrage MFP.
00:30Sous-titrage MFP.
01:00You know there's only 159 days left to Christmas, so you better be good.
01:03I better be good? How about this? You better be scarce. Now go on.
01:07I don't care about Christmas.
01:14Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way.
01:17Donkey!
01:17There's only 51 days left to Christmas. Now you need to get your big green button gear and go get your marshmallows,
01:22because everybody knows without marshmallows, sweet potatoes are nothing.
01:25Enough. I don't care about any of this nonsense.
01:29Now, sure.
01:30Okay, okay, but don't say I didn't say I told you so.
01:38Smashing through the snow.
01:40Laughing all the way.
01:41Oh, man, it's finally here. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve.
01:44You got everything ready?
01:45No.
01:45You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree?
01:49No.
01:49Or figified, you're puttin'?
01:50Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head?
01:53No one here gives a hoot about Christmas.
01:57A white Christmas!
01:58Oh, how perfect. And it's our first one together as a family. Isn't this exciting?
02:03Uh, oh yeah. How about that?
02:06Princess, I think there's a little something shrag need to tell you.
02:08Don't ruin the surprise for her, donkey.
02:10Surprise? Oh, I love surprises. You're the best.
02:15Come on, let's go make some cookies.
02:18Okay, you're dead, man. You know dead, right?
02:20Um, hold that thought. I'll be right back.
02:22It's Christmas time.
02:25Love time to fight.
02:28Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
02:33Oh, good. You're still open.
02:47No, no. Uh, we're closing now. Merry Christmas.
02:50Wait, wait, wait.
02:50I need your help. I have to make a Christmas.
02:53And I have no idea what it is or how to do it.
02:56Why didn't you say so? That's super.
02:58I know all about Christmas, and I have just the book for you.
03:01Christmas for Village Idiots.
03:03It's all spelled out, see?
03:04Step one, decorate the house.
03:05Step two, the stockings by the fireplace.
03:07Step three, the Christmas feast.
03:09What's that?
03:10Step four, that's the Christmas tree.
03:12The tree goes inside the house?
03:15Anyway, step five, the telling of the Christmas story.
03:19This is the step that says,
03:19I have created the perfect Christmas for my perfect family, perfectly.
03:23See? Family by the fire, everyone cozy and warm,
03:25happy, happy, voila!
03:27Sure.
03:27Look, long story short, it's all right here.
03:29It's no problem.
03:31Oh, perfect.
03:32I mean, how hard can it be?
03:33I didn't get the eggnog!
03:35Oh, thank you, thank you, sorry!
03:36Have a Dwight the Night action for you!
03:38Marshmallows! Marshmallows!
03:39Sweet potatoes are nothing without marshmallows!
03:41Bye-bye.
03:42Have a super Christmas.
03:47What?
03:48Oh.
03:51Oh, honey, is that you?
03:54Ah!
03:55Oh, Fiona!
03:57What are you doing up so early?
03:59Oh!
04:00Wait, are you okay?
04:01I'm all right.
04:03What are you...
04:04Uh...
04:05Are you decorating?
04:07Uh, yeah, that.
04:09Surprised?
04:10Yes.
04:11Well, this is our first Christmas together as a family,
04:14and, you know, I just want to make sure that it's perfect.
04:17Shrek, I think it's beautiful.
04:21It's passable.
04:22It's horrible!
04:23Oh, donkey!
04:24You know, they're usually just toilet paper and run away,
04:25but whoever did this means business.
04:27Now, you've got to get rid of all of this junk
04:28and get yourself some tinsel and doilers and ribbons
04:30and maybe some of those plastic reindeer.
04:32What exactly is it you wanted today?
04:34Oh, come on, it's Christmas Eve!
04:35And I brought you a little something.
04:37Go ahead, take a couple.
04:38I brought plenty for everybody.
04:40Oh, isn't that nice.
04:43Well, thanks for stopping by for the brief visit,
04:46but as you can see, there's a lot of work to do.
04:49I'd just like him to wait to the last minute.
04:51But don't you worry, Princess.
04:53If there's one thing I know, it's Christmas.
04:54Now, Shrek's gonna want my help,
04:55and he's gonna want my advice,
04:57and he's definitely gonna want...
04:57Actually, I think what he really wants
05:00is a nice family Christmas.
05:02Oh, a family Christmas.
05:06Yeah, it's the first one with the kids.
05:08Don't say another word, Princess.
05:09I know exactly what you mean.
05:10I got a lot to do now, so I better get moving.
05:13Thank you, Donkey.
05:14And Merry Christmas.
05:16All right, Merry Christmas.
05:17Love and joy come to you.
05:19Answer me so well.
05:23Donkey's right.
05:24It's Christmas Eve.
05:25How am I ever gonna get this done in time?
05:28This is gonna be the best Christmas ever,
05:30and we're going to do it together.
05:32Come on.
05:33Bah, humbug, well, that's too strong
05:35Cause it is my favorite holiday
05:36With all this year's been a busy day
05:39Don't think I have a little energy
05:41So I'm with the boots back out in the snow
05:43To the only all-night grocery
05:45When what's my wondering eye
05:46Should appear in the line
05:47As that guy I've been chasing all year
05:49Then suddenly we laughed and laughed hard
05:51I knew what was happening
05:53That Christmas magic brought this tale
05:55To a bear and happy ending
05:57Everything looks so good!
05:59Oh, nice job, honey
06:02Well, we all did it together
06:03And now, what would the perfect Christmas be
06:06Without a Christmas story?
06:09T'was the night before Christmas
06:11And all through the house
06:13Not a creature was stirring
06:16What?
06:17A Christmas Shrek!
06:18Oh, not you!
06:19We're here to smother you with Christmas love!
06:21Absolutely not!
06:22Bad donkey!
06:23Go home!
06:24Now how are you going to have Christmas
06:25Without your family?
06:26Oh!
06:27Jesus Christ!
06:28Happy holidays!
06:29Great Christmas!
06:30Well, what a nice surprise!
06:31Yeah!
06:32Oh, yeah!
06:33Oh, yeah!
06:34Oh, yeah!
06:35Oh, yeah!
06:36Oh, yeah!
06:37Oh, yeah!
06:38Oh, yeah!
06:39Oh, yeah!
06:40Oh, yeah!
06:41Oh, yeah!
06:42I am the Joyfield Spice!
06:44Yay for the season of one!
06:46Oh, man!
06:47Don't you know this is where Christmas jackets go?
06:49You can't be hanging your dirty laundry up here!
06:51Donkey!
06:52You don't touch anything!
06:54How is the roast chestnuts on this little bitty fight?
06:56Hey, baby!
06:57You mind?
07:01Come on!
07:02Come on!
07:03Girl, come on!
07:04That was our supper!
07:06Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of habit?
07:14Where are we going to put it?
07:15I don't know where you want to put it!
07:17Well, let's move over here!
07:18So I've got to start with the feng shui!
07:20Come on, everybody!
07:21Let's dance!
07:22Yippee-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!
07:25Hello-ho!
07:26Hello-ho!
07:27Hello-ho!
07:28Hello-ho!
07:29Hello-ho!
07:34Occupied!
07:36It's me!
07:38Shrek?
07:40Yes?
07:41Come back to the party, please!
07:43I don't think that'd be such a good idea!
07:45Come on!
07:46It's not that bad!
07:49Okay, I know you're not a party person, but...
07:52But what?
07:53This is not the kind of Christmas I had in mind!
07:55They're our friends, Shrek!
07:57They all mean well!
07:59How many babies did Fiona have?
08:01She has babies?
08:02I don't know!
08:03I'd better get back to the house!
08:04I'm surprised they have a house to go back to!
08:06Are you coming?
08:07Oh, I can hardly wait!
08:10Ah! Finally!
08:11Look at him fall!
08:12No!
08:13No!
08:14No!
08:15No!
08:16No!
08:17No!
08:18No!
08:19No!
08:20No!
08:21No!
08:22No!
08:23Excuse me!
08:24Excuse me!
08:25Excuse you for what?
08:26I don't feel very good!
08:28I feel better now!
08:29J'ai l'impression d'être mieux maintenant.
08:30J'ai un chocolat-chip.
08:33C'est bon.
08:38Si je ne peux pas.
08:40Ne t'arrête pas de l'évergager.
08:45Je ne peux pas de l'évergager.
08:50Je suis un petit chrétien, chrétien.
08:53J'ai eu un petit chrétien, chrétien.
08:54Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
09:24Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
09:54Holiday floats all in silver and blue
09:56With sugar plum fairies
09:58And a reindeer too
09:59There's a baton twirling snowman
10:01All happy and perky
10:02Magical peacocks
10:04And a dancing rose turkey
10:05Everybody dance now
10:07And right when you think
10:11That you've just seen it all
10:12Comes a huge waffle Santa
10:14That's 50 feet tall
10:16Hey, hey, hey
10:18With syrup and butter
10:20The sight just amazes
10:22And it's spiked by a choir
10:23All singing his face
10:24Donkey
10:33Santa?
10:35Donkey
10:36Santa!
10:37Donkey!
10:37Oh, very inappropriate, amigo
10:40Please, allow me
10:42Oh, not you too
10:44My homeland will tell a very different tale
10:46Of the Santa Nicolas
10:47He's not made of waffles
10:49This Santa was suave
10:51He was nothing like that
10:53The Santa I know
10:54Was a hot, nutting cat
10:57He was dressed all in fur
10:59From his head to his paws
11:01And he stood there, heroic
11:03A real Santa
11:05Claw
11:05Red are his boots
11:08And so is his cape
11:11Hooray!
11:13His sword is a cape
11:14That tastes like crab cake
11:15He wears a fine belt
11:18And a leather cravat
11:19And there is a cute fuzzy thing
11:21Which hangs down
11:22From his hat
11:23I have shame to myself
11:36All right, everybody
11:39If you leave now
11:40You can beat the holiday traffic
11:42Oh, phooey
11:43With all your sunshine and lollipops
11:45Where I come from
11:46Christmas is a nightmare
11:48Ahem
11:51It was a night before Christmas
11:53And the prettiest sights
11:54Were my sweetheart beside me
11:57And the bright Christmas lights
11:59Until they got home
12:00And they looked at the car door handle
12:03And they found
12:04Ahoy!
12:07Gingy, cut it out
12:08You're really giving me the creeps
12:10Oh, come on
12:11I was just teasing
12:12Come here, you
12:14Oh, Gingy
12:16I couldn't stay mad at you
12:18What was that?
12:20Oh, no you don't
12:21I'm not falling for that again
12:22No, I'm really, really
12:24Seriously
12:24I'm not kidding
12:25Oh, Gingy
12:28Oh, Gingy
12:29Oh, no
12:30Oh, no
12:32Oh, no
12:33Oh, no
12:34Oh, no
12:35Susie
12:37No
12:40No
12:40No
12:41No
12:41That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
12:45Now, you know that's not how it goes
12:46You weren't there
12:47All right, everyone
12:48I've had just about enough
12:50All I wanted was a nice Christmas with my family
12:55And that's exactly why we're all here
12:58Now, come on
12:58Let's finish telling my story
12:59Oh, no, Donkey
13:00That's not what I meant
13:02And get out of my chair
13:03Oh, hey, what's this?
13:06Donkey, let go of the book
13:08Where are you whispering?
13:09I'm not kidding, Donkey
13:10Give me the book
13:11Heimlich
13:17Yeah
13:18No, Heimlich
13:19Oh, yeah
13:20Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
13:22Ah
13:23Whoa
13:23Ah
13:24Ah
13:25Ah
13:26Oh
13:27Oh
13:28Oh, my eye
13:29Oh, boy
13:30Oh
13:31Ah
13:32Ah
13:33Ah
13:34Ah
13:35Ah
13:36Ah
13:37Ah
13:38Stop, stop, roll, Shrek
13:39Somebody get some balls
13:40I got it
13:41I got it
13:41Don't worry, Shrek
13:42Everything is under control
13:43Get home
13:44Ah
13:45Oh, boy
13:49Oh, the tea is ready
13:50Out
13:51I want everyone out of my house
13:54Right now
13:55Ah
13:56Ah
13:57Ah
13:58Ah
13:59Yeah, well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests all Christmas
14:03And if you think I'm gonna give you a present now, you are sadly mistaken
14:08You wanna give me a present, then go away, that's all I wanted
14:13Fine, I'm going
14:14Good, then go
14:15You go and have yourself a Merry Christmas
14:19Ebenezer Shrek
14:20And a barhamburg to you too
14:27We could come to our house
14:28Yeah, we have plenty of schnitzel
14:30Now, maybe we can...
14:34Fiona?
14:36Where are you going?
14:37Shrek
14:38You just kicked everybody out on Christmas
14:41Well, that wasn't Christmas, that was chaos
14:43Look, I know it didn't go like you wanted
14:46What I wanted was a perfect Christmas for me and my family
14:50That was our family
14:52You call that a family? That was a natural disaster
14:55On Christmas, that's how it works
14:57Yes, it was crowded
14:58Yes, it got a little out of hand
15:00Fiona, they lit me on fire
15:03Shrek
15:04Shrek
15:05I had everything under control until they showed up and ruined my Christmas
15:10Your Christmas?
15:11I mean our Christmas, for you and the babies
15:15Christmas is not just about you or me
15:18Or even the babies
15:21You just don't get it
15:23I have to go
15:25I need to apologize to our friends
15:28Fiona, wait
15:30Wait
15:31I need to go
15:32I need to go
15:33I need to go
15:34Wait
15:35What?
15:36I need to go
15:37I need to go
15:38I need to go
15:39I need to go
15:40You just wanna know
17:11What I meant to say is, I know you're all just trying to be helpful in your own irritating fashion
17:17Ay, caramba
17:18Uh, some people can't help being annoying
17:21Shrek
17:22Look, I shouldn't have lost my temper back there
17:26Apology accepted, let's go eat
17:29Hey, wait a minute
17:29There's something more to this
17:31Come on now, what's going on?
17:33Look, all I wanted was to make this perfect for my family
17:37But I don't even know what Christmas means
17:40The thing is, this is my first Christmas too
17:44Whoa, hold up, Shrek
17:48You mean to tell me that you never had-
17:50No
17:50Not even what?
17:51No
17:51You mean no chestnuts, no Santa, no presents, no stockings, no nutcakes?
17:55Stunkey!
17:57No, none of that
17:58Ogres don't celebrate Christmas
18:02Ogres don't celebrate anything
18:06Oh, man, now I'm all emotional
18:12Come here, Shrek, give me a hug
18:14All right, that's close enough
18:15Okay, all right
18:16I just, yes, I guess
18:17A little excited about Christmas and all the presents and mistletoe and everything
18:23Hang on, I forgot that it's about us all being together
18:26I'm sorry, Shrek
18:28I know, Donkey, and I'm sorry it ended up in a great big fight
18:33Oh, Christmas is all about big fights
18:34My mama used to always say, Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries
18:38Usually that someone's me
18:39Boss, there isn't a right way to do Christmas
18:42You just do it
18:43Yeah, with schnitzel
18:44And eggnog
18:46And cheese
18:46And family
18:47Yeah, and family
18:50So, despite the fact that you drive me crazy at times
18:55Yes, Donkey, I'm looking at you
18:57It would mean a lot to me
18:59If you'd all come back and join us
19:02Okay, I guess I deserve that
19:07All right, don't push your luck
19:08They got you good
19:11Hey, now that wasn't even funny, who did that?
19:18Well, that's the last of the spare blankets
19:20Oh, sorry, but this is my spot
19:24I never get the good spot
19:25So I specifically call
19:26So, we are pigs
19:30Pigs in the blanket, yeah?
19:31Yeah?
19:32Yeah?
19:32So, this is funny, then, yeah?
19:34Yeah, yeah
19:35This is funny, yeah
19:36Yep, that's a good one
19:38Good night, everyone
19:39It's time for lights out
19:41Lights out?
19:41We can't go to sleep yet
19:42We haven't heard a bedtime story
19:44Isn't that right, everybody?
19:45Shrek, yeah!
19:46All right, all right
19:49Don't need this
19:52Okay
19:54Twas the night before Christmas
19:59Not a swamp rat did creep
20:01As mother and babe played kazoo in their sleep
20:05Now the sight of the house would make any ogre droop
20:10For twas sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop
20:14Yet who was arriving to help this lost cause?
20:17The fowl
20:18The vile
20:19And handsome
20:21Ogre claws
20:22Hey, how's it going?
20:24He looked all around and scratched at his beards
20:27And said
20:27And said
20:30This place is worse than I thought
20:33Uh, feared
20:34So he grabbed up his belly
20:36And screwed up his face
20:38And let loose a
20:39That transformed the place
20:43With a gleam in his eye
20:45His work here was done
20:47And then to the babies
20:48He gave one by one
20:50A festering bottle of stinky swamp juice
20:53And for mummy a kiss
20:55And a good Christmas goose
20:57425 degrees
20:5820 minutes per pound
20:59Then digging a finger inside of his nose
21:03And giving a nod
21:05Up the chimney he rose
21:07And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
21:11Smelly Christmas to all
21:14And to all a gross night
21:17TREK THE HORSE WITH PUSS AND DONKEY
21:45La la la la la la la la la la
21:47Christmas time can be so wonky
21:50La la la la la la la la la la
21:52As we all descend on TREK'S place
21:56La la la la la la la la la la
21:58In his swamp and tinsel and lace
22:01La la la la la la la la
22:04Christmas time can be such a hassle
22:06La la la la la la la la la la
22:09When your friends invade your castle
22:12La la la la la la la la
22:15Join us here for Christmas leisure
22:18La la la la la la la la la
22:21Trashy TREK's house is our pleasure
22:23La la la la la la la la la la
22:26Push the chairs back, crank the dance tunes
22:29La la la la la la la la la
22:32We'll be house guests until next June
22:35La la la la la la la la la la
22:37We eat the turkey and the cheese
22:40La la la la la la la la la la
22:42Give us a punch and tea and then all
22:46La la la la la la la la la la
22:48Helping Shrek through Christmas season
22:51La la la la la la la la la la la
22:53Seems to be a gift store reason
22:56La la la la la la la la la la la
22:59Christmas time we're sure to be here
23:02La la la la la la la la la la
23:05Billy Shrek with lots of good cheer
23:08La la la la la la la la la
23:10La la la la la la la la la la la
23:13Love and joy
23:16Come to you
23:20And to you
23:23You must be too
23:26Love and joy
23:30Come to you
23:33Come to you
23:34Come to you
23:37You must be too
23:40And here we come
23:43A wassail in
23:45Among the leaves so green
23:47And here we come
23:50A wandering
23:51So fair to be seen
23:54A wassail cup
23:57Is made of the rosemary tree
24:01And so is your beer
24:04Of the best for me
24:08Love and joy
24:10Come to you
24:13Come to you
24:14Come to you
24:15And to you
24:16And to you
24:17You must be too
24:18You must be too
24:19You must be too
24:20Love and joy
24:21Love and joy
24:23Come to you
24:24Love and joy
24:25Come to you
24:26And to you
24:27You must be too
24:28And we wish you
24:30A happy new year
24:32Happy new year
24:34We are the daily beggars
24:39That beg from door to door
24:42But we are the neighbors' children
24:45Whom you have seen before
24:48Good master and good mistress
24:52As you sit by the fire
24:55Pray think of us
24:57Pray think of us
24:58For children
24:59Not wandering in the fire
25:02Love and joy
25:04Love and joy
25:06Come to you
25:08Come to you
25:09And to you
25:11And to you
25:12You must be too
25:14Love and joy
25:16Come to you
25:17And to you
25:18You must be too
25:19Love and joy
25:20Come to you
25:21Come to you
25:22And to you
25:23And to you
25:24And to you
25:26And to you
25:27You must be too
25:28You must be too
25:29You must be too
25:31Love and joy
25:32Come to you
25:33And to you
25:35You must be too
25:37And we wish you
25:39A happy new year
25:41And we wish you
25:42A happy new year
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