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00:00My name is Kian Roy and I am an erotica writer.
00:14I am touring India with my first book.
00:17Coolest thing ever.
00:23But I will say this.
00:24Peace, peace, money is my place.
00:31But I also get the truth when they call me this.
00:35Best selling author.
00:45While she winces with the sweet pain of his bite,
00:49he knew that pleasure begins when pain gets heightened.
00:53Is this your imagination or experience?
00:57I will be honest with you.
01:00All experiences.
01:04One question please.
01:23I will say this.
01:24I will say this.
01:25I will say this.
01:26I will say this.
01:27I will say this.
01:28I will say this.
01:30I will say this.
01:32I will say this.
01:33I will say this.
01:34I will say this.
01:35I will say this.
01:36I will say this.
01:37When you are playing with balls with your balls, it's fun to come, but there is a lot of pain.
01:49One obsessed fan was doing something with me.
01:52Gifts, paper cuttings, I don't know what to say.
01:56But today, my balls came to my house.
02:00My balls are definitely in pain.
02:03Like a twisted story, this story also starts from a mystery.
02:07Some young girl was behind me and my life was going to change my life.
02:20Black suits you.
02:24Thanks for the ride.
02:33Okay, bye.
02:34See you tomorrow.
02:43Oh hi, Kyan.
02:44Oh hi, Sumit.
02:45How are you?
02:46I'm fine.
02:54You can catch you now.
02:55Just let me get this, λΆμ stars suck.
02:57don't happen.
02:58I didn't work on any life.
03:00You'll find me right there.
03:01You'll find me right there.
03:02Tell me what I'm doing.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I can relax.
03:07I can relax.
03:08Sometimes I get to sleep.
03:11I can walk around you.
03:13I can do that.
03:15I jerk myself away and I know you what you do.
03:16It 80 hours ago.
03:18I have a task on arrest list.
03:21I'm hungry.
03:51Hungry? Hungry for brownies and horny for you.
04:01You don't want my brownies. You just want to get into my panties.
04:21Who are you? Come back.
04:31Yes, there will be some child. I'm coming.
04:35I'm coming. If you tell me, it will look better.
04:44See you in Bune.
04:46What the f***?
04:48How do you know how it went?
04:56How many of you?
04:58They call Varun.
05:00My manager, my friend, and the most unlucky place of Mumbai.
05:06Bro, you'll be fine with me.
05:09That's why you're virgin, Gandu.
05:11You'll also say this.
05:13You've got to do a lot of work.
05:16This is Natasha.
05:19My publisher and business.
05:21Like Rakshas's knowledge is in Dote.
05:24His knowledge is made in Lata.
05:26Because of me, you've got so many ladies.
05:28And you're taking me.
05:30Guys, guys, guys.
05:32Shhh.
05:33Shhh.
05:34Shhh.
05:35Shhh.
05:36Shhh.
05:37Shhh.
05:38Shhh.
05:39Shhh.
05:40Shhh.
05:41Shhh.
05:42Shhh.
05:43Shhh.
05:44Shhh.
05:45I can do anything.
05:46Thank you-
05:47Thank you so much, bro.
05:48This is like...
05:50This is beauty, man.
05:51Finish eating?
05:52We have to talk about pain and pleasure.
05:55Kian, is everything okay?
06:00Do you want to eat it?
06:01Hey, let's eat it first, you guys.
06:04Anyway, listen.
06:05Tomorrow, take the stalker's ideas and take a little bit to press con.
06:10I don't know about stalker about this.
06:12And in the next book, there's something to do.
06:15If my life is taking my life,
06:16you might as well send someone to his story.
06:20Handcuffs are considered cute these days.
06:22Give me something rag.
06:24You know, what is it that you're planning next?
06:26There's an idea.
06:28What?
06:28How about an author who is stalking his fans?
06:40Hello?
06:42For dessert, I would suggest chocolate mousse.
06:48But his real taste won't come late.
06:50I won't come late.
06:53How about you?
06:55Lick it off my...
06:57Who the f*** is this?
06:59Kashdi.
07:01And I am one hell of a f***.
07:05Listen, whatever you want, you won't get you.
07:07So stop it right now.
07:08Kash.
07:09I don't know what I want to do with you.
07:12I don't know what I want to do with you.
07:13So at this time, you're doing something for me.
07:17I don't chase anyone.
07:21Hello?
07:21Yeah.
07:22Look, you sent me in a wrong room.
07:24Okay?
07:24Losers, man.
07:26They sent me another order to our camera.
07:28Anyway, just excuse me for a second.
07:29I don't know what I want to do with you.
07:39Hello, reception.
07:39Reception, how can I help you?
07:40Yes.
07:41I was calling in 530 room.
07:43Where was it?
07:45One moment, please.
07:46Room number 505 is on your floor.
07:59Let's go.
08:29F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
08:38Now be my prize and come to club horses.
08:59I can't do this, man.
09:02F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
09:17F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
09:47F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
09:55F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
10:01F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
10:10F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
10:16F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
10:25F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
10:31F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
10:39F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
10:48F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
10:54F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
11:02F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
11:08F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
11:23F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
11:42F.I.I made you chase me, Mr. Best-selling author.
12:18Help, help please.
12:46Can you please help?
12:47Can you open the door?
12:49Can you open it?
12:50What's wrong?
12:51I don't want to open it.
12:52I don't want to open it outside.
12:54I don't want to open it outside.
12:56Please, I can't open it.
12:57I'm stuck.
12:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:59Give me one second.
13:01Please.
13:05You okay?
13:06You okay?
13:15Stay away.
13:16Come.
13:17Get in here.
13:20What?
13:21You okay?
13:22You okay?
13:23I'm sorry, baby.
13:24You just wanted to get Mr. Best Selling author.
13:28One thing.
13:30One thing.
13:32One thing.
13:33more
13:35and then there was a
13:37bitch
13:39and it started
13:41a new story
13:51one man's biggest fantasy
13:53he has a head head
13:55and a hot girl
13:57who is like a girl
13:59I don't think it's a good idea.
14:05Now, in your body parts,
14:11like the current of 440 volts,
14:14it's a good thing with me.
14:17But if you think about it,
14:22then you should leave the sky.
14:25And think about it,
14:28and then you should leave the sky.
14:30This girl was very difficult to think about it.
14:33And there I was,
14:34in the sky.
14:37Oh, fuck.
14:43Fuck me, man.
14:49Fuck me, man.
14:54What?
14:55The word is hello.
14:57How rude have you become?
14:59Supriya tells you.
15:01The girl is a celeb.
15:03What's the number?
15:05Supriya's name.
15:06I forgot my phone at home.
15:07What is my celebrity fiance doing?
15:09Supriya's name.
15:10How rude have you become?
15:11Supriya tells you.
15:13The girl is a celeb.
15:15What's the number?
15:17Supriya's name.
15:18I forgot my phone at home.
15:20What is my celebrity fiance doing?
15:22I'm in the bathroom.
15:24I'm in the bathroom.
15:25Oh.
15:26Who?
15:27I didn't get any fan.
15:29Video on Corona.
15:32Babe, babe, babe.
15:34We're going to leave a little bit.
15:36And I'm ready.
15:37And anyway,
15:38do you want something from Pune?
15:40Surprise me, lover.
15:42I'm in the bathroom.
15:43I'm in the bathroom too.
15:44I'm in the bathroom too.
15:45Video on Corona.
15:46Baba,
15:47I'm naked
15:49and you're in office.
15:51So what happened?
15:52If you want,
15:54I can go to the bathroom too.
15:57Anna?
15:59Oh, man.
16:00Whatever you are,
16:01what have you done with my boyfriend?
16:03What have you done with boyfriend?
16:05Anyway,
16:06okay.
16:07Okay, okay, bye.
16:08Love you.
16:09But listen,
16:10your surprise includes
16:12Japanese food.
16:13Bye.
16:14Bye.
16:15Bye.
16:26You can't even get a room.
16:28You guys live together.
16:30You're going to have an engagement in 15 days.
16:32But the tharak lewats,
16:34right up there.
16:37It's not tharak, man.
16:39Oops.
16:40Sometimes it takes a lot to keep two people together.
16:44Hey.
16:45All okay?
16:47Hmm?
16:48Yeah.
16:49Okay,
16:51what's wrong?
16:52That's me.
16:53That's my child.
16:54Don't close the door with the locket,
16:55so that you can recognize it.
16:56It's been a long day.
16:57I'll talk about the porch.
16:59Okay.
17:02What happened?
17:03Why aren't you ready?
17:04You're waiting for a car on the porch, right?
17:06It's a problem.
17:09Problems.
17:10Problems.
17:11Problems.
17:14I'll listen to a little story.
17:17Two years ago,
17:18I was a married mom.
17:20Then I got a surprise triplets,
17:22and then a surprise divorce.
17:24Lata, which is my lifeline,
17:26she keeps mixing up my children.
17:27To top it off, Kyan Roy,
17:28I haven't been late in four months,
17:29then after the problem,
17:30you don't leave me alone.
17:36Oh my God, Kyan!
17:37I...
17:38Really,
17:39I do not want to have sympathy sex with you,
17:40you loser.
17:42Kyan?
17:44What the f***?
17:46Please.
17:47Sorry.
17:48Sorry.
17:49What did you do?
17:52What did you do, Kyan?
17:53I didn't.
17:54You?
17:55Okay, sit down.
17:57Sit down.
18:02Kyan.
18:04Can you tell me what happened?
18:08Remember?
18:09My stalker's idea.
18:10She's for real.
18:14She's for real?
18:15Oh my God, she's for real!
18:17Yes!
18:18I knew.
18:19I f***ing you.
18:20Do you know what's going to happen now?
18:21Hmm.
18:22Anayisha, cut my balls and cut my mouth.
18:25That's right.
18:26But your next book will be double best seller.
18:29Yes!
18:30The next thing, when she calls or texts,
18:32you set her up with me and Varun.
18:34We'll make an offer to her that she can't refuse.
18:37Seriously?
18:38This is what you're worried about?
18:40And I know.
18:41This,
18:42this,
18:43this,
18:44it's true.
18:45But keep that imagination for your book, right?
18:47Okay?
18:48You get packed up quickly,
18:49I'm waiting for your downstairs, okay?
18:50Let's go.
18:51Come on.
19:00Yeah.
19:01The press column is there.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Yeah.
19:04The press loved it, yeah.
19:05Books.
19:09Yeah.
19:15Konnichiwa.
19:20I promise Japanese food.
19:22Okay, bye.
19:24Surprised?
19:27That your girlfriend is so beautiful and...
19:30...sushi.
19:39Why?
19:43Why?
19:45No!
19:50What?
19:51What the hell?
20:05This is my hand, Juggalnaath.
20:08Of the other kind.
20:10If you don't hold it,
20:12don't care.
20:14Leave.
20:21I told you,
20:23to surprise you.
20:26What a fascination of your pain.
20:29I don't understand.
20:33I promise you never will do this.
20:38Never again.
20:45Listen, listen, listen.
20:46Listen, listen, listen.
20:47Some days, the call or message didn't come.
20:49It was a bit of a normal feeling.
20:51One, one, two.
20:52What do they say?
20:53First of all, peace.
20:55And this is why Varun had to fight with any peace.
21:00How do I do to concentrate?
21:02You're not afraid.
21:03You're not afraid of Tinder.
21:05You won't understand.
21:06Then guys throw their pants.
21:09And here,
21:10there was a match in Tinder.
21:12After three messages,
21:13they blocked all three messages.
21:14Just three.
21:17What three messages?
21:18Are you the usual, Baba?
21:20Dinner and f**k.
21:21Drive and f**k.
21:23Movie and f**k.
21:24Ah, fourth option B.
21:25All of the above.
21:27Chavan Parash.
21:28Give me your phone.
21:30My phone? Why?
21:31Just give.
21:33It's hidden deep inside.
21:36Shut up.
21:38Screw all this.
21:39What are you doing today?
21:40I have some really important plans.
21:42Tell me.
21:43What's your plan?
21:44Dinner?
21:45With yourself.
21:46Drinks?
21:47With yourself.
21:48And then...
21:51With your hands.
21:54Interesting plan.
21:55But this is...
21:56You have to do it tomorrow.
21:57What is tomorrow?
21:58You're going on a date.
22:03With Alicia.
22:04You're a real girl.
22:05You're welcome.
22:06I saved Alicia.
22:07Yes, you did.
22:08Raspberry.
22:09Raspberry.
22:10So I always thought first...
22:11I'll never meet a girl on Tinder.
22:12And then you happened.
22:13Mm-hmm.
22:14But Kassamji, this is a great place.
22:15Yeah.
22:16Yeah.
22:17Hey, Baron.
22:18Hey, Baron.
22:19You know, I went to a girl's school.
22:21Uh...
22:22Uh...
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23:03How was the idea? I mean, who gave you a sexual idea in the book on the first date?
23:07Who gave you the idea?
23:08I have.
23:12I'm going to introduce you.
23:14Will you?
23:15Yes, but what will I get?
23:17Hashtag never been kissed. Hashtag just saying. Hashtag still would you?
23:22I'll French kiss you.
23:24Blowjob.
23:26French kiss? It's going!
23:28It's going!
23:30Let's go.
23:31Introduction.
23:33Kyan, this is Alisha.
23:40Alisha, this is...
23:42Your brain is so sexy. I could have sex with it, man.
23:46How do you write all Kyan?
23:49Oh, those words.
23:54It's all him.
23:55Funny.
23:57Sexy.
23:59Handsome.
24:00Creative.
24:03And best-selling author.
24:14Oh, yeah.
24:15We should go.
24:16She owes me something.
24:18See you.
24:19I'm going.
24:20Okay.
24:21Bye.
24:22I'll give you a number.
24:23I'll get the number.
24:24What will I get?
24:25Shut up.
24:26Babe, just please, man.
24:27I'm sorry.
24:28Kyan, you always do this.
24:29What a fan, man.
24:31Yeah, all we fans are our fans.
24:38Same.
24:44Just.
24:45I don't know.
25:15I don't know.
25:45I don't know.
25:46You know what?
25:47I know how to cheer you up.
25:59Slap me.
26:00I don't know.
26:01Yeah.
26:02Yeah.
26:03How much anger you are now, we're all out of it.
26:05So that what we're going to go home, there's no disturbance now.
26:10And you know, you know, you're right.
26:12Tonight, I should have let you hit that girl.
26:17I'm sorry.
26:19You don't have to say sorry.
26:20Of course I do.
26:21And I also need to go down on you and make my tongue do some paschata.
26:26Yes, I need.
26:27Paschata.
26:28Yes.
26:29Paschata.
26:30Ass.
26:31Chalo gher chalo.
26:32Not ass, but paschata.
26:33Kyan gher chalo.
26:34So, come on.
26:35So, Kyan, what are you looking for?
26:36Hmm?
26:37Kyan gher chalo.
26:38So, come on.
26:39So, Kyan.
26:40What are you looking for?
26:41Hmm?
26:42Kyan gher chalo.
26:43So, come on.
26:44Come on.
26:45Come on.
26:46So, Kyan.
26:47What are you looking for?
26:48Hmm?
26:49What are you looking for?
26:50Hmm?
26:51Nothing.
26:52I mean, sorry.
26:53Can you repeat your question?
26:55Hmm?
26:56Hmm.
26:57Hmm.
26:58Hmm.
26:59Hmm.
27:00Hmm.
27:01Hmm.
27:02Hmm.
27:03Hmm.
27:04Hmm.
27:05Hmm.
27:06Hmm.
27:08Hmm.
27:09Actually, uh, uh,
27:10then your one who i'm thinking about,
27:13hit me with either.
27:14Hmm, perhaps,
27:15my husband will well get myself done.
27:17And who is that?
27:20You, Natasha.
27:21You.
27:22I saw a charming,
27:26sensible or efficient publisher,
27:29and see, I found you.
27:31Well, that's true, actually.
27:32Right on.
27:33Doing a lovely movie,
27:34Moving on, can we have some questions from the audience please?
27:48Uh, Kyan sir.
27:49Yeah.
27:55Sir.
27:56Carry on.
27:57Uh, what is the name of your next book?
28:01Uh...
28:02Uh...
28:03Uh...
28:04I haven't come up with it.
28:05But, uh...
28:06I'll keep you posted.
28:10Look, it's so late and I'm tired too.
28:12I'll give Lata a call.
28:13I'll give Lata a call.
28:14I'll set dinner at home.
28:15Hey, have dinner with Asana?
28:17No, man.
28:18Four kids are at home and I'm the dinner.
28:20Okay, tell me once.
28:21Why didn't you plug your stocker book?
28:24Oh...
28:25I'm already pissed.
28:26I didn't want to get more upset.
28:28Hmm.
28:29Where is it?
28:30Uh...
28:31I think it's a washroom.
28:32Kyan?
28:33Why did you get up on my face?
28:34Oh...
28:35Just...
28:36Is that the stocker doing something?
28:37What?
28:38Is she here?
28:39Look...
28:40Dude, how great a PR story has been to her fiance and stalker's face-off!
28:46Please think about it once!
28:47Oh, Mom!
28:48You kids are remembering you.
28:51But...
28:52Okay, okay, okay, okay.
28:53Bye, bye, bye, bye.
28:54I'm going!
28:55I'm going!
28:56Relax!
28:57Say hi to Lata for me.
28:58Okay, bye.
29:00Let's go, brother.
29:01Bye!
29:02Bye!
29:10The number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable.
29:13Dude...
29:14Hello?
29:15Where are you going?
29:16Yes, Kyan.
29:17I'm coming.
29:18I'm coming.
29:19Wait.
29:20Come.
29:21Bye.
29:22Hey!
29:23Hello?
29:24Where are you going?
29:25Yes, Kyan.
29:26I'm coming.
29:27I'm coming.
29:28Wait.
29:29Come.
29:30Bye.
29:43Hey!
29:52I'm coming.
29:53I'm coming.
29:54I'm coming.
29:55Bye.
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