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00:00This episode of TDA contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens.
00:05Do not try any of what you see here at home.
00:07Seriously, you could get really messed up.
00:11Last time on Total Drama Action!
00:14It was a festival of guts, determination, and sweat,
00:17as yours truly put our contestants through their sports movie paces.
00:21Only Lashawna was a little distracted when her rant about the gang turned up on Courtney's PDA.
00:25And so, in the end, Heather, the queen of me, was sent packing straight to the salon.
00:31But, there's no time to think about our co-ops today.
00:34Instead, we're gonna make the best spy movie ever,
00:37and we might have a few sneaky surprises along the way.
00:41Right here, on Total Drama Action!
00:55And now I think the answer is plain to see.
00:58I wanna be famous!
01:02I wanna live close to the sun.
01:05I'll pack your bags, cause I've already won.
01:07Everything to prove, nothing in my way.
01:09I'll get there one day.
01:11Cause I wanna be famous!
01:14Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
01:44I've said I'm sorry about the teensy spa lie a million times.
01:47And that's the only million Lashawna will ever see.
01:51My lawyers are working on it right now.
01:53Even my own teammates.
01:55Teamies!
01:57Go, Lashawna. Go, Lashawna.
01:59Careful, you get windburned from moving so fast.
02:01Hey, I don't trust anybody anyway, so...
02:04Biz as usual, teamie.
02:05Bleak, get oddly heartwarming.
02:08Door! It's me, Lindsay, from this morning.
02:11You remember?
02:12Door, meet doorknob.
02:14Oh, yeah!
02:17Intruder alert! Entry denied!
02:22What the...
02:24Donkey!
02:27Donkey?
02:31Run for cover!
02:35What's happening? Are we gonna die?
02:38I always knew the producers were mean,
02:40but now I think they're actually trying to kill us.
02:42If you ask me, it's a conspiracy to...
02:44Ah!
02:46Hey, where's Harold?
02:48We're all gonna die!
02:49Beth, listen to me.
02:50It's gonna be all right.
02:51Just focus on my calming beauty
02:53and soothing complexion.
02:56Oh, I'm hideous!
02:58Oh, no!
02:59Oh, this is not happening to me!
03:01Oh, my eye!
03:16My beautiful M-shirt eye!
03:17I'm so sorry!
03:18Are you okay?
03:19I bruise easier than a clingstone peach.
03:21Must prevent swelling.
03:23I need ice!
03:24Ice!
03:27I am a hideous beast!
03:31Nobody will ever hire me now.
03:32My modeling career is over.
03:33I'll have to go work in the circus
03:34as one of those circus freaks.
03:37Hey!
03:38Where is my PDA?
03:40Oh, trying to steal it again, I see.
03:42No!
03:42I was just trying to get it back.
03:44Sweer-sies!
03:51Welcome to the Cloak and Dagger,
03:54world of spy movies,
03:56man and woman.
03:57Dude, what's with the bad Jamaican accent?
03:59Jamaican?
04:00More like Japanese.
04:01No!
04:01Swedish!
04:02French!
04:02Kinda sounds Italian to me.
04:04Um, hello?
04:06It's Russian,
04:07and I should know,
04:08because I am an actor!
04:10Really?
04:10Any good spy in any good spy movie
04:12must have three essential skills.
04:14One,
04:14the ability to deactivate a bomb.
04:16Two,
04:16the ability to escape an exploding building.
04:19And three,
04:20the ability to fake an accent
04:21that makes people believe
04:22you actually speak the language.
04:24Like a mafaba Russian accent, man.
04:27You'll need two of the three skills
04:28to get through today's reward challenges.
04:30Can you guess which two?
04:31Let me give you a hint.
04:32Not the turd one, man.
04:35Whoa!
04:36Does anybody know anything about bombs?
04:38Oh, I do!
04:39I do!
04:40I once was in a musical
04:41about the environment
04:42called the three R's.
04:43I was Recycle,
04:44and my best friend Marcy
04:45played Reduce.
04:46She paints her nails
04:47great for it just like me.
04:48Anyway,
04:49only three people showed up,
04:50and the director said it bombed.
04:51So, yeah,
04:52I know a thing or two
04:53about bombs.
04:54Mr. Ninja Not-So-Much
04:55over here
04:56doesn't get anywhere
04:57near the bomb.
04:57If you deactivate bombs
04:59the way you foil booby traps,
05:00we are so dead.
05:01Oh,
05:02and one last thing.
05:03Since I'm really
05:04ho-hum bored of the teams,
05:06I'm busting them off.
05:07From now on,
05:08it's every dude
05:09and dudette for themselves.
05:10I'll see you back
05:11on solid ground.
05:12Let the 007-ing
05:14begin!
05:14If we're not teammates,
05:17does that mean
05:17we can't share lip gloss?
05:19I'll miss your fruity lip coop.
05:20No!
05:22Breaking us up
05:23after all we've been through?
05:28Life begins after school.
05:30That's when we bend
05:31all the rules.
05:32In a place where we belong.
05:34I'm 16,
05:36starting to find my way.
05:37Got a new job,
05:38gonna start a good ball today.
05:42How do we get out of here?
05:43I said we go this way.
05:44Ow!
05:45Not again.
05:46The GPS indicates
05:47an exit somewhere over there.
05:48I don't normally trust technology,
05:50but in this case,
05:51I'll make an exception.
05:52Honey,
05:53that direction only leads
05:54to heartache
05:55and tears on your pillow.
05:56Whoa!
05:58Over here!
05:59Way to go, Justin!
06:00Good eye!
06:02Now that I'm a hideously
06:03deformed circus freak,
06:04I have to rely on my brains
06:05to win this thing.
06:06You hear me, brain?
06:07Yeah, I'm speaking to you.
06:13Cool.
06:13Awesome!
06:14This is like something
06:15out of that spy movie,
06:17The Ultimate Ultimatum.
06:18Don't I look awesome in blue?
06:22Now,
06:22for the first part
06:23of the spy movie challenge.
06:24See that case
06:25in the middle of the room?
06:26You have to get
06:27whatever's inside,
06:28because you're gonna need it
06:30for part two
06:30of the challenge.
06:31No problemo.
06:32Easy smash and grab.
06:35Ahem.
06:35I need to finish.
06:37You gotta get
06:38whatever's inside
06:39without setting off
06:40the alarm.
06:40But be careful,
06:41those lasers
06:42will cut you clear in half.
06:43I look a whole lot better whole.
06:45Fitting under there
06:46is not gonna be easy
06:47for this bountiful booty.
06:48Brain, got any ideas?
06:50Wanna go together, BFF?
06:52This is all your fault.
06:54No, this is all your fault.
06:55What kind of BFF are you anyway?
06:57Number one requirement
06:58for a BFF,
06:59don't allow other BFF
07:00to get stuck between
07:00dangerous, life-threatening lasers.
07:02Yeah?
07:02And you know what
07:03the number two requirement is?
07:05The number one requirement.
07:06If I were a wolf,
07:12I'd howl.
07:13Ah, what the heck.
07:15Ow!
07:16Uh, help!
07:17Help!
07:18Somebody!
07:19Uh, anybody help?
07:20Okay, Brain,
07:21it's all up to you.
07:22I know you haven't had
07:23a lot of exercise
07:23in the past, um,
07:2416 years, give or take,
07:25but you can do this.
07:28Whoa!
07:28Whoa!
07:31Ha-ha-ha.
07:32Mirror, mirror,
07:32in my hand,
07:33who is the smartest
07:34one of all.
07:37Hey, Romeo,
07:37I'm not a wishbone.
07:38Stop gawking
07:39and start lifting.
07:40Uh, careful, careful,
07:42not so fast.
07:44Phew!
07:44That was close.
07:46Uh, pros and cons
07:47of life as a circus freak.
07:48Pro, travel,
07:50con, the bearded chick.
07:51You gotta admit,
07:52that was pretty cool.
07:53The three of us
07:53working together
07:54solve the problems.
07:55One of us, anyway.
07:56Some of us were too busy
07:57making googly eyes
07:59on a certain girl.
08:00Guys, focus.
08:01How do we get out of here?
08:02You go first.
08:02Oh, hey, watch it.
08:04How about we form
08:04a secret alliance?
08:05If we vote together,
08:06we'll all make it
08:07to the final three.
08:07There aren't enough
08:08rare Treskilling Yellow
08:091855s in the world
08:10to ever make me
08:11work with him.
08:12You really are
08:13such a dork.
08:14The Treskilling Yellow
08:151855 is the rarest
08:16stamp in the world.
08:17Worth over
08:18two million dollars.
08:19If I had it,
08:20I wouldn't need to be here
08:21listening to your drivel.
08:22Harold,
08:23forget your stupid stamps.
08:24Three words.
08:25One million
08:26De Niro's.
08:29See?
08:30That's what I'm
08:31talking about.
08:31Okay,
08:32so now what?
08:33Grab whatever's around
08:34and smash it open.
08:35Case probably is an arm
08:36since the lasers
08:36are protecting it.
08:37I vehemently disagree.
08:39The case is quite
08:39possibly booby-trapped.
08:41Don't listen to his
08:41geekiness over here.
08:42Grab whatever you can
08:43and smash away.
08:44What is that girl doing?
08:47Taking my expert advice,
08:49no doubt,
08:49and staying away.
08:54Wow!
08:55Wow, it's weird!
09:02Nothing grips my wheel
09:03more than a chick
09:04with a furious
09:04spin-heel flying jump kick.
09:06After that mixed
09:07martial arts display,
09:08Courtney shot way up
09:09on my
09:10you're all right meter.
09:12That's odd.
09:13It's just a weird
09:13gun thingy
09:14and some wire cutters.
09:15To escape?
09:16A building that's
09:17about to blow?
09:18Balloon blows
09:18and can't!
09:19No!
09:20Oh!
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