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A washed-up Hollywood action hero takes a role in a small English village's quirky Christmas pantomime, where he finds unexpected inspiration through the show's straight-talking dance instructor.

Stars: Kiefer Sutherland, Alice Eve, Rebel Wilson
Transcript
00:01What's next?
00:02People don't want to hire you.
00:04Who cares?
00:05There is one thing.
00:06Theatre in England.
00:10You're late.
00:11We've only got a few days to get this show on the road.
00:13What is this, a little reproduction of cats?
00:16Somebody call me a car.
00:17You're a car.
00:20How's my favorite ex-wife?
00:21You're literally first in line for Worst Parent of the Year award.
00:24Merry Christmas.
00:26Mum says you're in England.
00:27That's right, governor.
00:28Don't do the accent.
00:29You have seen her twice in the last two years.
00:32I'm working.
00:33All you care about is yourself.
00:35What?
00:36You keep trying to run away.
00:37Just imagine her looking at you putting massive smiles on everyone's faces.
00:42I want to do this play because of you, me little mucka.
00:46Dad!
00:47All I have to do is get my head in the character.
00:50Action.
00:51Don't cry, Cinderella.
00:53Things will get better.
00:56You're a really good dad.
00:57You are a lifesaver.
00:58This is the best time I've ever had.
00:59And it's because of you.
01:00It's time to get into costume.
01:01Showtime.
01:02Life isn't gonna go the way you want it.
01:03That's humiliating.
01:04You just have to embrace it for all its unpredictability with everything you've got.
01:07Silence!
01:08I've had quite enough of this nonsense.
01:09Oh no, you haven't.
01:10Oh no, you haven't.
01:11Oh yes, I have.
01:12Enough!
01:13Time's when you're near.
01:14iphings.
01:15Hope.
01:16Time's when you're near.
01:17It's time to get into costume.
01:18Showtime.
01:19Life isn't gonna go the way you want it.
01:22Oh no, you haven't.
01:23Oh no!
01:24Oh no!
01:25Oh no, I have.
01:26Enough!
01:28You've got
01:32I've had quite enough of this nonsense. Oh, no, you haven't. Oh, yes, I
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