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Love Island Australia S7 EP 11

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00:00One look, they freeze. No sweat, I breathe. I gain, no cheese.
00:05Previously on Love Island Australia.
00:09I make them say wow.
00:11The Islanders tasted forbidden fruit.
00:15It was my first time going down a papaya and I kind of liked it.
00:19But for some, it was sour.
00:23Makes me look like a mug, too, can buy that guy.
00:26And hard to swallow.
00:29If you're gonna kiss your ex, don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex.
00:34I'm done.
00:36What do you want me to do, just go, oh yeah, cool, and just get mugged off?
00:39How is that fair?
00:40Kai, just off.
00:45I'm ready to turn lesbian.
00:49To now!
00:53There's high romance on horseback.
00:56Wait, mine's gone to the toilet.
00:58Aw, yeah!
00:59Let it go, baby.
01:01And in the hideaway.
01:04I can't believe we're having alone time.
01:06I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much.
01:10Like, oh, he's so sexy.
01:13Then...
01:14I wish I was here for a chit chat.
01:16But unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
01:19A selfie-sized surprise!
01:22Will all the boys please stand up?
01:26Tonight, someone will be dumped.
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02:20Oh, you're actually a joey. You're actually a joey.
02:23Well, I don't know. We'll have fun with a few new boyfriends.
02:25I'm done with shit.
02:27I don't know what you want me to do.
02:28Treat me like a mob.
02:39So, who am I cuddling with?
02:40Ross, rub your hair if you'd secretly love to cuddle Kai.
02:45Thought so.
02:45Yeah, what happened?
02:47You sound like you're just yelling at each other.
02:48She's, like, just blaming it pretty much all on me.
02:51She thinks she can do as she pleases and I have to not do things.
02:56I don't know. It's del-mating.
02:57I'm partnering up with my ex. I can't kiss her at all.
03:00We go down five challenges and you're necking on with every single bloke.
03:03I said, like, where's the...
03:04Like, that's now just making me look like a mug.
03:06Yeah.
03:07If she didn't do that, I wouldn't have done it.
03:09Your kiss just seems a lot worse because of the history.
03:11It's just my ex.
03:12And it probably is, but you can't have those double standards either.
03:15All I'm thinking is, like, I'm just getting kind of, like, a bit of flashbacks in terms
03:19of, like, this is kind of the stuff I dealt with.
03:21Still with Gabby.
03:21With, um...
03:23Lacey.
03:23Lacey and Gabby.
03:24Like, a lot of the things were was in just trying to get to know her.
03:28Like, she kept kind of coming at me and saying things that I was doing wrong.
03:31And it did make me second-guess myself in everything I was doing.
03:34It was the same.
03:34And then I was reassuring her the whole time.
03:36And I haven't had eyes for anyone else to make control.
03:39Like, look, I'm here for you.
03:40So I'm not going to be looked at as a mug because, like, you're going to neck on with
03:43everyone.
03:43I'm just going to be like, yeah, no, I really like this girl.
03:45I was like, nah, I'm not doing it.
03:46And I just got up and went and fucked off.
03:48Yeah.
03:49That's how it ended.
03:50Pretty much.
03:50I was just like, fuck, I don't know what you want me to do.
03:52And I just said, yeah, I said, go have fun, have a hug in that bloke tonight, mate.
03:55No, I was just...
03:56We communicate differently, eh?
03:58Did you guys have a good chat after you hated down?
04:03Like, you know...
04:04Not really, babe.
04:05He just ended up walking off and that was it.
04:07Oh, so you haven't, like, had any resolution, kind of?
04:10No, no resolution.
04:11What happened in the chat?
04:13I heard you yelling at each other.
04:14I was like, fuck it all.
04:15I did call him a cockhead and, like...
04:17Yeah, that'll do it.
04:20I did, like, I did say some...
04:22You told him, girl.
04:23Babe, I told him.
04:24I told him and he just couldn't handle, like, my big fat juicy balls.
04:28So...
04:28Maybe it'll be better next time
04:29because you guys will have had some decompression and stuff.
04:32Yeah.
04:32You need to wait till he calms down and you calm down
04:35to be able to actually get something from him.
04:38Trust me, you're not going to get anywhere when he's hated.
04:41Yeah, yeah.
04:42Yana's so mature.
04:44I wish my ex could give my partner advice.
04:47Except I don't have an ex.
04:48Or a partner.
04:50Forever alone.
04:52Let's go, baby!
04:54After a crazy day, we need a special toast.
04:57Obviously, I'm completely neutral and love all islanders equally,
05:01but maybe someone from the greatest country in the world
05:04with the best accent ever who can do no wrong?
05:07All right, guys, after today's challenge,
05:09I think here's to the super fans keeping us on our toes
05:12and finding new connections in the villa.
05:13Let's go, baby!
05:14I got my hot girl heels on, so I am breaking it down.
05:27Ross honestly has the best dance moves, bro.
05:31Never ceases to amaze me.
05:35Connor had some actually...
05:37At first he was doing some little dud moves,
05:38but then he popped out that one on the floor
05:40and I was like, God damn, my boy, that was hot.
05:44I'm like, God damn, my boy, that's hot.
05:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:49Gabby, did that turn you on?
05:55Can you suck my toes?
06:05You guys are talking
06:07because I thought no one would hear me.
06:09Thank God your bed is far away from mine.
06:12Thanks.
06:14totally understand
06:21maybe you just chew it on his finger yeah i thought it was your finger and i was like that
06:31can't be her finger like you know when you chew on someone's finger and it feels like
06:35do you ever get the tingles in your mouth when i've never i don't think i've ever chewed on
06:38someone's finger forcing me on this baby
06:45do you want to go for a tap?
06:48yeah
06:49like quickly before
06:53it only took you like 10 minutes
06:55you're all my f**k sorry
07:00f**k me
07:07i don't know where i want to go with this
07:11how you feeling?
07:13um
07:14like
07:15obviously it's s**t
07:16i just feel mugged over and i feel like we've been doing this for f**king days now and i just feel like
07:22you reassure me i feel so good about this and then
07:26i just get like punched in the face and it just keeps happening
07:29i feel like it's just going around in circles
07:31but like you're not in any better of a situation
07:34do you understand that?
07:35i know and i know that
07:36like you had her face near your cock
07:37you shoved her t- your tongue down her throat
07:39and then you also like had that kiss with the intention to hurt me
07:45i did it because you did it Bart
07:46like you weren't like you looked at me and snarled at me like oh y'all i've done nothing wrong
07:50we both keep saying the same thing
07:51but it's a different situation with you
07:53because that's your ex who you've like f**king slept with and like have history with
07:58and there's nothing i can do about that
08:00trust is a big thing and she hasn't given me any from the get go
08:04and i feel like i don't have any trust in her either
08:07i just wish lacey could understand that i've been nothing but truthful to her
08:11and that yana isn't the problem
08:13how are you feeling with like lace and everything?
08:16oh good question i don't know
08:17she got like real peace to Kai
08:19and i was like i was like that's fine like i understand Kai shouldn't have done it
08:23but you need to realise why he did it
08:25she should have played it safe and just gave you a kiss on the cheek
08:28you know what i mean?
08:29or like just gave a peck
08:30but like you could tell like that was more than something
08:33you know what i mean?
08:34interesting yeah yeah
08:35it's just tit for tat
08:36yeah
08:37i feel like i should have pulled back for sure
08:38like i shouldn't have let it happen but
08:39look i know everyone's situations are different with exes
08:42i don't think i'd be able to kiss my ex even if it was on a challenge
08:45because that would probably fuck with my head
08:48him just being here it's already fucked with my head
08:50oh fuck
08:51but it's not stopping me from creating a new connection
08:54you can't you can't yeah
08:55and i don't want it to because at the end of the day like i was with him
08:58and i left him for a reason like
09:00even if you were over your ex it's still
09:02yeah and that's like
09:03not even weird but like you've always had a genuine connection with someone
09:05yeah exactly
09:06if you've been with someone you obviously see them in your future
09:08you know what i really like about you is that you understand
09:11like i feel like i tell people this i'm just like oh yeah
09:14but i feel like you genuinely like
09:15it clocks
09:17like it ain't fucking normal
09:19jesus christ
09:21if you're gonna neck on with someone and make it like a thing
09:25i'm obviously gonna do the same thing like
09:28if you don't do it i won't do it like i'm not getting played like a fucking drum set
09:32i'm not playing you kite
09:33we're both saying don't do things and we're both going and doing them
09:43why can't we just stop playing games
09:46the more games we play obviously the faster we're gonna hate each other
09:50i don't know what to do i don't know what to do
09:54i don't know what to do
09:56like i've literally spent my whole time trying to just go for you and just make everything sweet
10:00i feel like i'm just getting fucking mugged off
10:02i'm not having this i'm not having this toxic shit i don't want to
10:07i'm not having this toxic shit i don't want to
10:09i don't wanna love anymore
10:14if love is you
10:19if love is you
10:23hey everyone what rhymes with yana's deranged scream is about to leave the poor cat perplexed
10:40i'm scared i'm scared
10:46islanders tonight the hideaway is open
10:50gabby and jotham please enjoy your private night together
10:55hashtag
10:56hashtag
10:57if the door is rocking don't come knocking
11:01hashtag
11:02link's fun fragrances
11:04gabby and jotham baby
11:11she heights him up and he calms her down
11:14i love seeing both of their growth and they definitely deserve a little fritz sound tonight in the hideaway
11:19ah the beloved hideaway
11:22ah the beloved hideaway
11:24it's our very old playboy mansion from timu
11:27so private not even product placement can get ah
11:31ah well at least you can hide the smell of sin
11:33wait girls do i just quickly wash my fanny
11:36yeah i do that yeah i'm good
11:39are you excited what are you gonna do
11:41i came in saying i'm not gonna sleep with anyone in here
11:44i am very excited to have some quality alone time with gabby
11:48and i'm hoping to stay well behaved
11:51can everyone make sure he doesn't wear those ugly pineapple shorts
11:57i get so turned off by the pineapple shorts
11:59i didn't do all of this for him to not wear a bit of something sexy
12:03jotham better not be wearing his pineapple pants
12:06reindeers
12:08nice
12:09yeah yeah
12:10reindeers perfect
12:11that's sex appeal right there
12:12nah
12:13it's either that or these pink ones
12:16pink
12:17pink
12:18yeah
12:19girl she's going
12:20oh my god
12:21oh my god
12:22oh my god okay
12:23bro the heels
12:24okay we've just opted by like 15 that's crazy
12:27that's crazy
12:28she's never called a diac
12:30ah you need some links
12:31all right what are you thinking peach infusion
12:33yeah that one's sweet
12:34i got cherry spritz
12:36i want a bit more sexy
12:38okay velvet
12:39yeah that's the one
12:41i like that one
12:42it's sexy bro
12:44all right yeah it would have been good
12:45yeah
12:46in the hideaway
12:47and going to the hideaway
12:49she's got my hideaway
12:51i'm going to the hideaway
12:54he was a piece man
12:55and i got my gold shoes on
12:58and i'm ready to touch my man
13:00ah
13:02i want his eyes to literally explode in his head when he sees me the man needs to be speechless
13:07slide out at the same time
13:08slide out
13:09three
13:10two
13:11one
13:12slide out
13:13oh my god
13:18oh my god
13:22thank you too
13:23oh my god
13:28oh my god
13:30oh my god
13:31the boys did a terrible job dressing me
13:33yeah
13:34yeah
13:35they did
13:36ohhh
13:37my god
13:38oh my god
13:39ohhh
13:40flirty
13:41oh my god
13:42wait the champagne
13:43what have we got here
13:44okay we've got
13:45face masks
13:46chocolate
13:47yeah
13:48a little nice vibing here
13:49oh my god
13:50oh we got a little charcuterie board
13:51Oh, we got a little charcuterie board.
13:53Mmm, a salty meat flour.
13:57So on brand.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59Oh, corny.
14:00I did not expect this to die.
14:08Yeah, you smell good.
14:10Yeah, that wings.
14:14A lump of big, sweaty meat
14:17rubbing against some juicy grapes.
14:20It's charcuterie, you pervert.
14:22Oh, meat, this is delicious.
14:24So yum.
14:27You're the best.
14:29I like game a lot.
14:30What do you play?
14:31Everything, Fortnite, Red Dead Redemption.
14:34Do you actually play Fortnite?
14:35Yeah.
14:36Really?
14:37Yeah.
14:37That's crazy.
14:38Yeah, I have the Ariana Grande skin.
14:40I'll be going around with my ponytail.
14:44No, no, no, that's crazy.
14:46I've got Travis Scott.
14:47Travis is the one that I rock.
14:48He's my leg skin.
14:49I was kind of raging that I didn't get that at the time.
14:51Yeah, but Ariana is one of my good mates.
14:52I need it.
14:53Oh, my God.
14:53I love that bitch so much, but I needed the ponytail.
14:55Come on.
14:56Yeah.
14:56I'm, like, running in, killing people with a bazooka, and she's got, like, this fucking giant.
14:59Killing, so you're actually good.
15:01Yeah.
15:01That was crazy, eh?
15:03I didn't realise there was going to be a Fortnite girl in here.
15:05I thought I was the only Fortnite guy in here.
15:07Like, yeah, that was awesome hearing that.
15:10Do you ever get nervous around someone you like?
15:12I don't think so.
15:13I'm a little nervous today around you.
15:15I was like, what the fuck am I doing?
15:16Like, Maddie, like, come on.
15:18Grow up.
15:18Grow up here.
15:19Yeah, yeah, dead set.
15:20You don't show it, you know.
15:21Really?
15:21Are you...
15:25Did you just waterboard yourself?
15:27Maybe.
15:28Right in front of the crash, too.
15:29I'm not judging.
15:30Don't worry.
15:30As weird as it sounds, you and I just kind of get each other.
15:33Yeah.
15:33And I would actually like to get to know you.
15:35Yeah, and we haven't, really.
15:36I'm, like, deeper, deeper level.
15:37No, we haven't.
15:38Mateo and Tamara chatting.
15:41Look, I always think you can leave a girl to chat with anyone they want, because they're
15:45always going to come back at the end of the night, either way.
15:47Are you going cranky?
15:52Are you all right?
15:53Quiet.
15:54Because he's throwing the plates everywhere.
15:57Mick is definitely cranky, and he's been poisoning everyone's food out of anger.
16:02Sorry, Lacey.
16:03How are you feeling?
16:05Like, shit, I don't want to be in this position.
16:12Hmm, never.
16:13I'm fucking right, look.
16:15Sorry.
16:15It's true, though.
16:17Same.
16:18And I do really like you.
16:19Like, I don't want anyone else.
16:21And it's, like, scary.
16:23And I think with me, like, I, like, self-sabotage.
16:27Like, I try to, if I do really like someone, and I feel like I'm going to get hurt, then
16:33I'll kind of just shut it, like, nah.
16:36Like, shut it off.
16:37Shut it off before I get hurt again, if that makes sense.
16:41I do understand that, because I tend to do the same thing in ways.
16:44She did word of words right, and sort of gave me that bit of, you know, comfort in a sense.
16:52You know, it definitely did make it better.
16:55Look, I do want to try and sort this out.
16:58Obviously, I'm not just going to throw this away.
17:00You know, just moving forward, like, if we're going to fucking keep what we need to set boundaries
17:05and just not do anything, otherwise, you're never going to go anywhere.
17:09And the boundaries for me, like, that's an easy thing, because I don't want to kiss anyone else.
17:13I don't want to do anything with anyone else.
17:15Yeah.
17:20I think we do really want to have a crack with each other, and it's either only going to make
17:26us stronger or it's going to break us, so we'll take that as it comes.
17:30Because we never, ever played by the roach, anyway.
17:36It's good.
17:36It's a little long.
17:38Because we have a night.
17:41It's real long.
17:44Because you love me the last week.
17:47Okay.
17:48Yeah, cheers.
17:48Cheers to us.
17:50Mm-hmm.
17:50Cheers to us.
17:52Mwah.
17:52That was a perfect thing.
17:58Good.
17:59I mean, like, it's nice that we got the hideaway.
18:01Yeah.
18:02Just go through, like, where we're at with each other.
18:05Mm.
18:06Mm.
18:07Mm.
18:09I can't believe we just get to be together.
18:13I know.
18:13Get to be together, away from everything, chilling.
18:16What do you think's next for us in here?
18:19I think keep getting to know each other, kind of, like, deciding to talk to each other.
18:22Talk about compatibility.
18:24Yeah.
18:25Like, how we would work on the outside.
18:28Easy?
18:29I think pretty easy.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Like, if I do have to move away from sports, you said you would be happy to go.
18:35Mm.
18:35Which would be great.
18:37And then, like, I've got so much free time while I'm back at home.
18:41But, like, we can hang kind of whenever.
18:44How many nights did you stay in line a week?
18:47If you want to, if we were doing...
18:48Are you clingy?
18:49I'm, like, I'm not clingy at all.
18:52But, at the same time, I could hang every night.
18:56I know.
18:58Can't believe it in here.
18:59Mm-hmm.
19:00I know, buddy.
19:01I know.
19:01I know, buddy.
19:01I'm not afraid to love somebody else, somebody else, somebody else, somebody new.
19:09Oh, love somebody new.
19:17Coming up, Sophie's coming in hot to deliver a twist.
19:25This isn't a social visit.
19:28No one will see coming.
19:30Boys, please stand up.
19:39Vibes, vibes, lots of vibes.
19:46The villa looks great in the middle of the night.
19:48Connor has nipples and Ross has teeth.
19:50A man with no head is washing his feet.
19:52It's Connor's head.
19:53He's got a nice beard.
19:55Isabel's lip, he looks kind of weird.
19:57Yana the plumber is shaking her wagon while Mick is pretending to be a dragon.
20:04I've been getting used to being here.
20:08I can't believe we're having alone time.
20:11I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much, especially today.
20:15I'm just like, oh, he's so sexy.
20:28What are you doing in my bed?
20:29I need a pillow.
20:31The pillow's down there.
20:33You fucking dickhead.
20:35Kai, don't push my knee.
20:38Bye, buddy.
20:39Night is all.
20:41Love yous, leave yous.
20:43Ligma.
20:43Good morning, sunshine.
20:45I love you.
20:50What?
20:51Are you angry at me again?
20:52Do you want to sleep inside?
20:54No.
20:55I swear that was like...
20:56Do you like...
20:57What?
20:58There's no way that you can say I don't like you after me fucking sleeping out here with you.
21:02You get that, right?
21:05Well, what?
21:06Do you?
21:10You're actually a knobhead.
21:11That just leads to dreaming.
21:13That just leads to dreaming.
21:15They say that I should run, but I don't want to hide.
21:19Cause even in the dark, there's still a little light.
21:23On every road I'll take, there's still a silver light.
21:30You could break my heart.
21:33Can't I have the time of my life?
21:37You could find a part.
21:41But then I get to see what's inside.
21:48You could break my heart.
21:50You could break my heart.
21:52You could break my heart.
21:55I don't mind.
21:56No, I don't mind.
21:58Oh, you could break it.
22:00You could break it.
22:01You could break my heart.
22:04Can't I have the time of my life?
22:08You could break my heart.
22:09I hope the parents aren't watching, Moon.
22:13But if they are, don't worry.
22:15Because it's the next morning, and I can confirm direct from producers,
22:19they 100% did not have sex.
22:22Now, they did before all over the walls twice.
22:27But definitely no sex.
22:29How are you feeling?
22:30Good.
22:31Good.
22:32It was a nice little.
22:35Good to get away from everyone, you know?
22:39Waking up this morning next to Ross was really nice.
22:51We're finally on the same page after yesterday's conversation.
22:54So, we had some cuddles, we had some nice kisses.
22:57And, yeah, I'm in, like, a little horny phase right now.
23:01Good morning.
23:03Good morning.
23:03Good morning.
23:04Look at the road, what it is.
23:08Oh, my God.
23:11The hideaway was so special.
23:13I honestly completely forgot we were even in the villa.
23:16It felt like we just had our own room in a hotel, our own space.
23:20We literally loved every second of it.
23:23You guys fucking up.
23:25Not the bullshit.
23:26There was so much we wanted to do that we couldn't.
23:30Mm-hmm.
23:32Mm-hmm.
23:34So much to do in the future, you know?
23:37Something to look forward to.
23:38Exactly.
23:49How's everyone else feeling?
23:50I'm feeling like it's really, like, hard to be in front of Connor.
23:56Because, yeah, you get your panty flutters on.
23:58Yeah.
23:59And, like, there's just, like...
24:00Wait, have you guys been doing anything in the bedroom?
24:01Yeah, yeah.
24:02Oh, yeah, we make art.
24:03We do a little touch-touch.
24:04Ross and I were kissing and, like, we just, like,
24:06pressed down our genitals on top of each other,
24:08you know what I mean?
24:09Oh, it's just a tension is killing me.
24:11I don't know about you girls, but for me, like, if sex is shit,
24:14I physically cannot be that with someone.
24:17Yeah, you can't be with somebody for a shit root.
24:19Yeah, yeah.
24:20Sex with my ex was, like, a bit, like...
24:23We didn't...
24:23I don't feel like we connected sexually.
24:25So, when you're with someone...
24:26Because I've never been with someone for longer than even a year.
24:29When you're with someone for that long,
24:31do you still have sex that much?
24:33Yeah, you have sex maybe, like, once a week.
24:35Yeah.
24:36Really?
24:36Once a week?
24:37We're busy with work.
24:38We're on heaps, the sexual design, yeah.
24:40Like, how many is...
24:40Wait, is that a lot or not?
24:41No, not a lot.
24:42I think that's not a lot.
24:43Because I could have sex every day.
24:45Yeah, you say that now, but...
24:45When I'm with someone, I need it every day.
24:47You don't get, like, the butterflies go away
24:49and the horniness goes away.
24:51Yeah, that's what people say.
24:52And, like, they don't try to impress you anymore
24:54and they don't try to do nice things for you anymore.
24:56And so your sexual, like, sex drive just goes down
25:00because you're both just not doing what you were at the beginning.
25:04God, that sounds awful.
25:05Yeah.
25:06It sucks, man.
25:07I don't want a long-term relationship.
25:11Men, you heard it here first.
25:13If you want to continue having sex in long-term relationships,
25:16keep doing the stuff you did at the start.
25:18You know, ghosting, not deleting Tinder
25:21and liking other girls on Instagram.
25:23Thanks for the tip, ladies.
25:24That whole entire, like, upstairs area
25:29was covered in bugs last night.
25:30Last night?
25:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:31I've got, like, a universal blood type.
25:33Apparently, mosquitoes are attracted to that.
25:34Oh, well, that's good.
25:35You're just, like, a human attraction.
25:37Am I?
25:38It must be, like, one of the eighth wonders of the world.
25:40Oh, is that right?
25:41I mean, the eighth wonder of the world.
25:42There's any show?
25:42One of the eight wonders.
25:43There's seven?
25:44There's seven.
25:45With Mick, it's all about the banter and the funniness,
25:48which I do love,
25:49but I don't get a lot of seriousness from him.
25:53And he hasn't told me where his head's at,
25:54so I have no idea.
25:55I feel good.
25:57Do you?
25:57I feel calm,
25:58but I feel like we needed to talk a bit more
25:59because we haven't spoken that much.
26:01No, we haven't.
26:01Certainly made out.
26:02But I like to leave you to your devices, too.
26:04You've got to settle in.
26:06I know, but you need to, like,
26:08check in and tell me where you're at, too.
26:09I can't guess.
26:11Confusing, huh?
26:12Yeah.
26:12You think?
26:13Yeah.
26:14Where are you at?
26:15Just deflect.
26:17Straight deflect.
26:18Yeah.
26:20You don't answer half my questions.
26:22Last time.
26:24I just asked you one,
26:25you still have not answered it.
26:26Where am I at?
26:26I'm in the villa in Spain.
26:28All right, thanks.
26:29You're so frustrating.
26:29You have no questions, I know.
26:30You're the most frustrating person on the planet.
26:32No, I'm not.
26:33You are.
26:33You're such an enigma.
26:36I'm just toxic.
26:37There's lots of couples in there.
26:39Yeah, I know.
26:40You're telling me.
26:42Mate, I mean, I was just looking...
26:43You're telling me.
26:44Mate, look, everyone's loved out.
26:45What's wrong with me?
26:46I know.
26:46You're telling me.
26:49Look at them all.
26:50I really wanted to chat to Mateo today because I am definitely going to give Mateo a shot.
26:56Yeah, I just wanted to be straight up with him.
26:58I just wanted to, like, get his thoughts.
26:59What's your thoughts in here, like?
27:01With?
27:02Me.
27:03With you?
27:04Yeah, like, what's your thoughts with me?
27:06What's your thoughts in the villa?
27:07Like, who are you vibing?
27:09Yeah, no, I think, yeah, you're an absolute stunner.
27:11Obviously, you know that.
27:13Yeah, that's all I got.
27:16What about you with me?
27:17Look, I like you.
27:18I just feel like we haven't had that, like...
27:21Do you see there being, like, romance?
27:23I do.
27:23Really?
27:24Well, like, there's been...
27:25Yeah, right.
27:26I don't know.
27:26I feel like...
27:27I don't know if we've had, like...
27:29Yeah, we've both opened up in that way.
27:30Yeah.
27:31That's how I'm kind of seeing it.
27:33I feel like tomorrow night vibe really well and that's pretty much it.
27:39Yeah.
27:39Yeah, true.
27:41He pretty much, like, gave me a cold shoulder.
27:43He's not even willing to open up.
27:45And so I'm like, why am I going to sit here fucking chasing that?
27:48I don't chase.
27:49Why do you think I think I'm the opposite?
27:52Yeah.
27:53Yeah.
27:54Here you go.
27:56Um, real quick.
27:57Oh, yeah, you're right.
28:00Where you going, Anna?
28:05I just feel like I'm, like, floating around like a speck of dust at this point.
28:09It's all wasted space.
28:11What's up?
28:12Are you good?
28:13Yeah.
28:14Give me a colour, we're up.
28:16What's wrong?
28:18What's wrong?
28:21Oh, I don't know.
28:22Oh, I don't want to do this.
28:30Oh, I don't want to do this.
28:30What's wrong?
28:40It's just been so hard.
28:43I just went and spoke to Mateo and he pretty much, like, I was just like, I'm just wasting
28:46my time.
28:47Like, I just want to know, like, where's your head at?
28:49And he pretty much just, like, said, I don't know what to say.
28:51Like, I'm into tomorrow.
28:52Like, that kind of shit.
28:53And I was like, like, honestly, it's throwing my head in.
28:57Like, what?
29:01I'm not used to guys not wanting me.
29:04I'm used to having them crawling up my arms.
29:06Yeah, she is the one, um, back at home to always get the attention.
29:12It was always, um, pissing me off.
29:14So I think it's, uh, the roles have been reversed.
29:17You know what I mean?
29:20Like, every guy wants me.
29:21I think she's just taking her own medicine if I want to do that.
29:24Yeah, you're loving you.
29:27That was so good.
29:27Well, I hate you.
29:29No, you'll be all right.
29:31Mm, shut up.
29:31Shut up.
29:32Tell me that you feel this way.
29:35I want you to feel the same.
29:38This is do I die.
29:40Can I hear a line?
29:43I do too.
29:45Tell me that you feel this way.
29:48I want you to feel the same.
29:57A lot of people say that the Islanders have it too easy on Love Island.
30:01Like, literally all they do is lounge around by the pool.
30:05Not true.
30:06As Mick and Tamara now demonstrate,
30:08they also lounge around on the day beds.
30:11You're going to burn.
30:12I know.
30:13I like the sun.
30:14I want to see the sun.
30:16Oh, fuck.
30:17No, final text.
30:19No.
30:19OK.
30:20Finally.
30:22No, no, it's OK.
30:25Tamara and Mick.
30:26Saddle up and prepare to leave the villa for a romantic date.
30:31Hashtag.
30:31Oh, my goodness.
30:33Hashtag giddy up.
30:34Hashtag great ride.
30:37Oh, we run horses, baby.
30:39No way.
30:40I always wanted to run a horse.
30:42Giddy up, cowboy.
30:43Mick, I want you to pull out a couple of...
30:45I have been a professional horse rider for my whole entire life,
30:49so I'm really excited to see Mick a little bit out of his comfort zone today,
30:53I must say.
30:54What about, like, any tips to talk on the date?
30:56Like...
30:56Oh, shit, I don't know how to talk to him.
30:57She said she likes the funny guy, so just keep cracking jokes, bro.
31:00See, you know what...
31:01Sometimes I feel like I'm being funny with her, but I don't get, like...
31:04You don't get quite a lot.
31:05Because you're not funny enough.
31:06No, I don't get, like, I don't get deep enough.
31:08No, I think this is the one time you've got to get a bit more deep.
31:10A good start to getting into a deep conversation usually is opening up.
31:13How do you open up on a horse?
31:15I'm hoping I can find a little bit of a different side to Mick today on the date,
31:19but I want to see a lot more of what he's like when he's one-to-one
31:23and if he's going to give me some more of what I've been looking for, so...
31:26You ride them horses, you ride them good.
31:27He looks like such a cowboy.
31:30Yee-haw!
31:32Woo!
31:33Woo!
31:35Oh, no worries there, no?
31:37Off to you, darling.
31:39Off to you, chap.
31:41Got my boys in the back and bottles in the trunk.
31:44It's all going down tonight.
31:46Now, while Mick is undoubtedly a stud,
31:48if he wants to ride off into the sunset with Tamara,
31:51he needs to stop making a foal of himself,
31:54get off his high horse, spur things on,
31:56and not think he's the main event.
31:59Otherwise, he'll be like, hey,
32:01and Tamara will be like, nay!
32:04Horse puns, thank you!
32:11You're awesome.
32:12I can't believe you haven't been on a horse before.
32:14Yeah, I've done a boo before, but...
32:16That's not the same thing.
32:17Yeah, it looks the same.
32:18Come on.
32:20All right, let's do this.
32:22Oh, thank you.
32:23I'm too car.
32:24Hand up.
32:25Woo!
32:27Whoa!
32:29Whoa!
32:30Hey!
32:32Good balance.
32:33That was amazing!
32:35Yeah.
32:36Good for your leg forwards, like this.
32:38Like good?
32:38That was very graceful.
32:40Very graceful.
32:41Very graceful.
32:42Let's see if you can do any better.
32:43Oh, oh.
32:45Oh, okay.
32:45I've done it before.
32:46Ready to rock?
32:47Not really.
32:48I'm a bit scared.
32:48Hee-hee!
32:50I'll follow you.
32:51Make sure you're close.
32:52This is the only time you're taking lead, though.
32:53Oh, my God.
32:56This is awesome.
32:57Happy?
32:58Yeah.
32:59What are you doing with your feet there?
33:00Like a little...
33:00Keeping them walking.
33:01Oh, okay.
33:03You don't need to do that.
33:04You're walking up in there, baby.
33:04You don't need to do that.
33:05You'll follow me.
33:07Mine's going to the toilet.
33:08Oh, yeah!
33:10You let it go, baby.
33:12See?
33:12You freaking...
33:13You got him flustered.
33:15Facts.
33:16Those really suit you, you know.
33:17Do I look good?
33:18Yeah, I feel like we could do this.
33:19I'm going to make you do this every week.
33:21I think I'm going to have you in front of me all the time
33:23because you look good from behind, too.
33:24Glad.
33:25I'll take that.
33:27As Mick and Tamara continue their romantic date riding horses,
33:30Kai and Lacey are embarking on a romantic date of their own,
33:34riding each other.
33:36I mean, maybe.
33:36Who knows?
33:38Can I see?
33:40I'm scared that they...
33:42No one's in there.
33:51Go to you.
33:52Oh, don't worry.
33:52It was just hard to open.
34:06I was upstairs, and there I see Lacey getting ready for a shower.
34:15And previously, Kai and Lacey were together.
34:25It's not completely ridiculous to go have a shower.
34:28You feel maybe a bit gross.
34:30You want to clean up a bit.
34:31But, uh, I mean, we know.
34:36Wait, where's she going?
34:38Toilet.
34:39Ooh, wait.
34:41Do you need something?
34:42I think they might be showering up there.
34:44Who?
34:46Just yell out before you go in.
34:48OK.
34:48Welcome to the shower.
35:01Did she ask or just take it?
35:21What?
35:22Yeah.
35:23Oh my God, what?
35:24Yeah, that's what I told her.
35:25Oh my God, what?
35:26I told her be careful.
35:27You could have warned me.
35:28I'm trying to warn you.
35:29Oh my.
35:30Oh my God, they're literally fucking in the shower.
35:32Who?
35:33Lacing guy.
35:36Them doing something sexual isn't a shock to me, so yeah, I wasn't really surprised
35:41about that.
35:42Just not a fan of like stepping in my shower when I've got my ex-boyfriend's jizz on the
35:46floor.
35:51Babe, I'm just washing my hair.
35:56Yeah.
35:57Do you moan when you wash your hair?
35:59Yeah, I literally just washed my hair, and I was wearing a bikini, okay?
36:07Because I know that my brothers will be like watching that, so no, I did very much just
36:13keep it a very PG shower.
36:15Mate, like...
36:16Oh, you poor thing.
36:19Oh.
36:20It's a weird one, I tell ya.
36:21It's a sticky one, literally.
36:22It's a sticky situation.
36:23Sticky one.
36:24Yeah.
36:25This is great.
36:27This is probably the coolest thing I've ever done, to be honest.
36:35Is he about to sit down?
36:36Is he about to sit down?
36:37Oh, he's wee and stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up.
36:41Yeah, exactly.
36:42Stay like that.
36:43Shake.
36:44Why is this happening to me?
36:45How long's he wee for?
36:46A long time.
36:47You're just taking the pressure off his kidneys is all.
36:48I don't know where his kidneys are.
36:49It's a horse.
36:50They're in his back, so that's why you stand up.
36:52Talk about romance.
36:53I don't think it makes it better, like, a nice glass of, you know, sangria.
36:59Mick, these horses are €100 an hour, so you've got 15 minutes to open up to Tamara and show
37:05her a deeper side of you.
37:07Straight in.
37:08No fluffy chat like, oh, that was fun, eh?
37:10That was fun, eh?
37:11How was that?
37:12Pretty cool, actually.
37:13It's, like, um, it's a bit scary, but, like...
37:16Were you scared?
37:17Yeah, a little bit.
37:18You didn't seem very scared.
37:19But I feel like I could be, like, a bit more far, like, a bit more into the speed racing,
37:21kind of thing, like, jockey.
37:22Oh!
37:23Yeah.
37:24Straight in.
37:25Like, I reckon we'd go for it, because it was a bit slow.
37:27Why not?
37:28A bit slow and steady, I feel like.
37:29Well, let's see if you can keep up.
37:30We've been going a bit slow and steady so far.
37:32You think?
37:33Yeah, a little bit.
37:34Like, I feel like you haven't opened yourself up.
37:35Nah, I'm just kidding.
37:36It was so annoying.
37:37I knew you were going to do that.
37:38Yeah.
37:39I was doing a good job.
37:40I want to get to know you better.
37:41Well, you said you haven't been with someone for, what, a year?
37:43Yeah, about that, yeah.
37:44And that was a long relationship, too, wasn't it?
37:46Five years.
37:47Yeah.
37:48So it was kind of hard to open yourself up again.
37:49You find that challenging, though, like, getting back into it?
37:51Because that's how I feel, personally.
37:53Yeah.
37:54Have I had more time than you?
37:56How long was it?
37:57Mine was about a year and a half.
37:58Okay, so it's about the same, actually.
38:00To me, personally, I don't think I'm ready to close myself off and do anything serious
38:06out as well, because...
38:07Yeah.
38:08Sorry if it's wrong.
38:09It's new, so, yeah.
38:10And everyone's here and getting to know each other still.
38:12Yeah.
38:13I didn't expect you to close yourself off.
38:14I just expected it.
38:15No, I know that.
38:16I literally just want to get to know you.
38:17That's all.
38:18I'm interested in you.
38:19Just give me 30 minutes.
38:20Give me an hour.
38:21Give me an hour.
38:22Like, that's literally it.
38:23You want an hour of my time.
38:24That's it.
38:25Yesterday, I didn't even get five minutes.
38:26Yeah, well, you have to ask.
38:27It doesn't just happen.
38:28I have to ask?
38:29That's crazy.
38:30I'm a busy guy.
38:31I'm walking around the villa.
38:32I'm working.
38:33You are.
38:34This is true.
38:35You're keeping everyone entertained.
38:36I'm on shift.
38:37I've got free cooking sessions, like, every night.
38:38Oh, yeah.
38:39You're the caregiver, for sure.
38:40Yeah.
38:41But now I just need to get to know you a bit, though.
38:42Let go, let go.
38:43Isn't that hard to imagine?
38:44Just open up your heart to the magic, magic.
39:01Lacey and Kai are still in the shower.
39:04And you know what they say, what happens in the shower stays in the shower.
39:09Or sticks to the walls and gets washed down the drain.
39:12Tomorrow, Mick, change the subject, please.
39:15We're back.
39:16Welcome home.
39:17Woo!
39:18Woo!
39:19Woo!
39:20Woo!
39:21Woo!
39:22Woo!
39:23Woo!
39:24Woo!
39:25How was it?
39:26Hi.
39:27Hello.
39:28What did you do?
39:29Yeah, what did you say?
39:30They took us horse riding.
39:31Mick nearly fell off.
39:32Getting on.
39:33Yeah.
39:34I've got to say, it was so nice to get out of the villa for a bit.
39:36A bit bite of water and just relax with Tamara and just ride that little horsey.
39:40Yeah, I was, like, sitting on there like, this is one of the coolest things I've ever
39:43done.
39:44Yeah.
39:45The only thing that pissed me off was I had to wear a helmet, mate, and not, like, yeah,
39:47we'll have...
39:48Oh, you're a helmet.
39:49Yeah, I wasn't happy with that, because I'm like, that's just taking away a bit of the
39:51image, you know?
39:52Yeah.
39:53Aura's lost a bit.
39:54Lost a bit of aura.
39:55Yeah.
39:56Do you reckon you're both more confident with each other after that?
39:58Yeah, I think it was a good chat, because it's like, now we can, um, you know, continue
40:03to open it.
40:04You've got something to work off of now.
40:05Yeah, exactly.
40:06Nice.
40:07Good experience, you know?
40:08Nice.
40:09Look, I wouldn't say it's hard to hear Mick talking about the date, if they genuinely
40:13find something from it, like, kudos to them.
40:16But, you know, it would have been nicer if I was on there.
40:20So do you feel like he opened up a bit?
40:22You both look so cool.
40:23He did, but I just feel like I need that to happen a lot more, because it hasn't happened
40:27at all since I've been here.
40:28Then also, I'm like, where's your head at?
40:30And he's like, I don't know.
40:31Like, he was like, oh, I'm not rushing into anything, because my relationship a year and
40:34a half ago was like, you know, it took a long time to, like, get to hear from that, which
40:38is, like, totally fine, but I'm also like...
40:40But, like, you're here now, babe.
40:41You have to give me something.
40:42I can't give you 100% if you're giving me 20.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Oh, my God, you guys are back!
40:48They're back!
40:50Oh, my God, okay, let me come down.
40:53We had our undies on the whole time.
40:55Oh, lad, how are you?
40:56Good, bro.
40:57How can anyone come get me?
40:58We're just having a fucking shower.
41:00Together?
41:01Yeah.
41:02That's romantic.
41:05Still a bit confused?
41:06Yeah.
41:07I feel like, oh, look, I had a really nice conversation with him.
41:10I'm like, okay, but do you like me?
41:11Exactly.
41:12I just want to know.
41:13Do you see us going somewhere or not?
41:14Do you want us, like...
41:15He needs to step up.
41:16Yeah, he does.
41:17I definitely wanted some reassurance on the date from Mick that we were moving in a positive
41:22direction in our relationship, but I feel like I'll come back maybe a little bit more
41:27confused than ever, honestly.
41:29I definitely need to see some action from Mick for sure.
41:32I'm walking down another road, just trying to keep my head down.
41:42You're sitting in your room alone, crying, staring at the ground.
41:47Big night, you reckon tonight?
41:48Yeah, I reckon.
41:49I think this shit's gonna hit the fan.
41:51Comings, goings.
41:52I don't think anyone's going.
41:53You never know.
41:54Hey, whatever happens, happens.
41:55That's it.
41:56I love you boys.
41:57Baby, it's not complicated.
41:58I just want to say, girls, I didn't have sex with him in the shower.
41:59What?
42:00I've never had sex in the shower.
42:01I didn't do anything in the shower.
42:02Kept my bikini on.
42:03He kept his shorts on.
42:04Oh, wait.
42:05Oh, was I gone for this?
42:06Yeah.
42:07Oh, I was like, the fuck are we talking about?
42:12Yay!
42:13Oh, shit!
42:14Oh, shit!
42:15Oh, shit!
42:16Oh, shit!
42:17Oh, shit!
42:18Oh, shit!
42:19Oh, shit!
42:20Oh, shit!
42:21Oh, shit!
42:22Oh, shit!
42:23Oh, shit!
42:24Oh, shit!
42:25Oh, shit!
42:26Oh, shit!
42:27Oh, shit!
42:28Oh, shit!
42:29Oh, shit!
42:30Oh, shit!
42:31Oh, shit!
42:32Oh, shit!
42:33Oh, shit!
42:34Oh, shit!
42:35And it will make you...
42:36It's so sad!
42:37We wanna go?
42:38Come on, then!
42:39Can I just go up here?
42:40Go on, then!
42:41Ahhhh!
42:43Did the boys say anything about the shower?
42:48Yeah, they were like...
42:49I said not what happened.
42:50Just had a nice intimate shower, look.
42:52They both had a clean them.
42:53Yeah.
42:55Oh!
42:56oh I got a text all Islanders to the fire pit immediately no my head is
43:12definitely racing my heart is just pumping every time that takes comes and
43:17you go to the fire pit it could mean a new person walking in could mean couples
43:21recoupling it could even mean someone's gone home so it's just a whole mindful
43:26of no idea what's going on despicable language from such vulgar peasants
43:33Queen Sophie won't like that she won't find it pleasant sit down and look
43:38worried who's staying who's going let's bring on the monk and get this night
43:45flowing
43:56good evening Islanders how is
44:03jesus
44:09good evening Islanders
44:15how is everyone
44:17good
44:19Mick and Tamara you went on a date today
44:21yes we did
44:22yeah a bit of riding
44:23get it out baby
44:24it's all about the rhythm isn't it
44:26for sure yeah and getting on there in the end
44:30Lacey and Kai you're looking extremely clean tonight is it the water pressure in
44:35Spain it's pretty good isn't it
44:39okay guys I wish I was here for a chit chat but unfortunately this isn't a social visit
44:55Islanders tonight someone will be dumped
45:03there are currently six couples in the villa
45:10Isabel and Connor
45:12Gabby and Jotham
45:14Sian and Ross
45:16Yana and Kai
45:18Lacey and Mateo
45:21and Tamara and Mick
45:23as you're all aware there's a group of diehard Australian Love Island fans called the Superfans
45:31they've been watching you they've been assessing you and tonight their votes are about to change the game
45:41will all the boys please stand up
45:47earlier today the Superfans were asked to vote for the boy they would most like to see find love in the villa
46:09I have the results
46:12if you hear your name please take a seat
46:20Kai
46:33Connor
46:45I really don't know
46:48well I'm going out
46:50what will happen there
46:52but I have to go
46:55Mick
46:57if you're still standing
47:07please come and face your fellow Islanders
47:10Mateo
47:22Ross
47:23and Jotham
47:24the Superfans have spoken
47:27they were asked to vote for the boy
47:29that they would most like to see find love in the villa
47:33the three of you received
47:36the most votes
47:42what the fuck
47:46bro
47:47bro you had me sweating
47:50oh my gosh
47:51babe what the hell
47:52holy shit
47:53I was about to fucking clock someone
47:55I was about to clock someone
47:56how's that
47:57that's so fucked up
47:58bro
47:59well boys
48:18the Superfans
48:20the Superfans have decided
48:21that at this exact moment
48:23you are the three boys
48:25they'd most like to see find love
48:27will all the girls
48:30please stand up
48:34girls
48:45the Superfans
48:46the Superfans
48:46the Superfans
48:47will ask the same question
48:48about the six of you
48:50if you hear your name
48:55please take a seat
48:57tomorrow
49:03tomorrow
49:03well I'll make it up
49:06well I'll make it up
49:08I'm in the line of fire
49:14Sian
49:14Sian
49:15Isabel
49:28the girls
49:38still standing
49:39Gabby
49:40Jana
49:41and Lacey
49:43the three of you
49:45received
49:47the lowest number of votes
49:49Islanders
49:55Islanders
49:55tonight
49:56it is a girl
49:58that will be dumped
49:59I'm in the fucking house
50:02Mateo
50:05Ross
50:06and Jotham
50:08who stays
50:09and who goes
50:10is up to you
50:17fuck me
50:18but this is a nightmare
50:20you must immediately
50:23head to the pool deck
50:24and decide
50:25who is the least likely
50:27to find love
50:28in the villa
50:29shit
50:33fucking hell
50:38I feel like we kind of need
50:50to do a deep dive
50:51on the actual question
50:51and it's like
50:52who's actually
50:53the least likely
50:55to find love
50:55in the villa
50:55yeah
50:56yeah
50:56yeah
50:56what do you guys think
50:58I think
50:59Gabby has been pretty clear
51:00with her
51:01commitment
51:02and her affections
51:03to Jotham
51:04so like
51:05I don't know
51:06I don't want to blurt out
51:06the obvious
51:07but I do feel like
51:07it's between Yana
51:08and Lacey at this point
51:09are we agreeing
51:09on that
51:10yeah we are
51:10I mean
51:12I'm in two minds
51:13about it
51:13because then you've
51:14got Yana
51:14who puts herself
51:15out there
51:15wears a heart
51:16on her sleeve
51:16she's very forward
51:18with you
51:18she wants to make
51:20those connections
51:20she's trying
51:21and then even though
51:23Lacey and Kai
51:23have got something
51:24could that be
51:26something real
51:26could that be
51:27something that
51:27I think is genuine
51:28I'm scared
51:31if we do end up
51:33picking Yana
51:33and then Lacey
51:35and Kai
51:35don't work out
51:36like are we
51:37taking Yana's
51:37chance away
51:38from finding love
51:39yeah
51:39and that's a huge thing
51:40I know
51:41but we also have
51:41to think that
51:42like currently
51:43it's not about
51:44an opportunity
51:45to find love
51:45it's about currently
51:46as it stands
51:47Yana's partner
51:49is Kai
51:50yep
51:50Kai is not
51:52going there
51:52yep
51:53Kai and Lacey
51:54are all over
51:55each other
51:55if you look at
51:56the girls
51:56Yana's the odd
51:57one out
51:58in terms of
52:00connections
52:00does anyone
52:01disagree
52:01I fully
52:03understand it
52:05I just
52:06want to know
52:07how genuine
52:08Lacey's connection
52:09is
52:09if she could
52:11really find love
52:12is the real question
52:13yeah I can agree
52:14with that
52:15she's bouncing around
52:17and you know
52:18she gets your name
52:19wrong and she cries
52:19and it's like
52:20it doesn't seem
52:21that genuine
52:21Yana has found
52:23love before
52:24and very much
52:26clearly
52:27is showing
52:28she's capable
52:29of doing it again
52:30purely from
52:33what I've seen
52:33I don't know
52:35how confidently
52:36I can say that
52:37about Lacey
52:37I feel like
52:39this decision
52:40is one of the
52:41hardest things
52:41I've probably
52:42ever had to do
52:43it's just
52:44the worst thing ever
52:45it really does
52:47weigh heavily on you
52:48and what you think
52:49your connection
52:50with Yana could be
52:51at the moment
52:52like we
52:53get along
52:53obviously
52:54is there a struggle
52:55there romantically
52:56yeah we both
52:57agreed on that
52:58but we haven't even
52:58like today was the
52:59first time we fully
53:00like opened up
53:01honestly this decision
53:02just feels like
53:03a bit of a coin flip
53:04both of them
53:08had the pros and cons
53:09and stuff
53:09like it's just hard
53:10a bit fucked up
53:12from this
53:12not gonna lie
53:13this
53:14oh
53:15fuck this
53:17wait
53:25what
53:26who's getting
53:27dumped
53:28I mean
53:28I know
53:29I was there
53:30but you're gonna
53:31have to wait
53:32till next time
53:32oh
53:33and PS
53:34there's a new
53:35boy coming
53:35I'm Alex
53:40I live on the
53:41Gold Coast
53:41and I'm a sparky
53:44I'm not here to
53:46fuck around
53:47I'm 28 now
53:48hoping to find that
53:50why
53:50it's time to
53:51settle down
53:51I like a girl
53:54of good humor
53:54confidence
53:55and a little bit
53:56of spice
53:57I think the boys
54:01will be
54:01intimidated by me
54:02I'm gonna walk in
54:04there and step on
54:05toes
54:05there's no two ways
54:06about it
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