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00:00:00Married.

00:00:01What?

00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:00:08Here, place your mind.

00:00:09I'm not staying at a dog house.

00:00:12Ahem.

00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.

00:00:16Sorry.

00:00:17Hey, Amelia.

00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:00:25You started.

00:00:26Asshole!

00:00:26Crazy bitch!

00:00:27You told her?

00:00:28She's my sister.

00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.

00:00:32How?

00:00:33What the fuck?

00:00:35What?

00:00:37Michelangelo?

00:00:38Don't worry.

00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.

00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:00:43I fucking hate you.

00:00:45I fucking hate you more.

00:00:53How was it?

00:00:55Well...

00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:00:58Wait, what are you doing?

00:01:02That is an original.

00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:01:06Oh, fine!

00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:01:13You're treating me like shit.

00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.

00:01:16You're history's worst nightmare.

00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.

00:01:20We signed a contract.

00:01:21For an arranged marriage.

00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:01:26You are such a simpleton.

00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:01:35I tried to get along with you.

00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.

00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:01:40Right back at you.

00:01:42I fucking hate you.

00:01:43I fucking hate you more.

00:01:45So, you were arrested.

00:02:09Again.

00:02:12To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.

00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.

00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.

00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:02:30Come on, Gucci.

00:02:31Come on.

00:02:33Good boy.

00:02:35Oh.

00:02:40Come on, Gucci.

00:02:41Let's go.

00:02:42Hey, Maria.

00:02:43Hey, James.

00:02:50Come on, Gucci.

00:02:51Let's go.

00:02:51You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.

00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:03:09I make my own money.

00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.

00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man-thomber.

00:03:18That means free underwear for life.

00:03:20For life.

00:03:22Some parents would be proud.

00:03:23Yeah.

00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.

00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:03:37Hmm.

00:03:39All right.

00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:03:41And don't be late.

00:03:44Bye, Dad.

00:03:44Excuse me.

00:04:02Hello, my Gucci.

00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:04:13Good one, Romulus.

00:04:34These are great.

00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:04:41No problem.

00:04:42Cool.

00:04:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.

00:04:50Hi.

00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.

00:04:53Chantal.

00:04:54Nice to meet you.

00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...

00:05:01Hold that thought.

00:05:07Hey, Dad.

00:05:08Where the hell were you?

00:05:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.

00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.

00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:05:18I can meet him later.

00:05:19No, Sue Leighton's back on the plane again.

00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:05:23Michelangelo.

00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:05:32You interned.

00:05:33You went to business school.

00:05:35You have potential, okay?

00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?

00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.

00:05:41Because so far, I ain't seen Nianti from you.

00:05:46Bye, Dad.

00:05:50Hey.

00:05:51You okay?

00:05:53Yeah.

00:05:54Um, but...

00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me to spend.

00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:06:21Oh my God.

00:06:21There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive, and my insurance doesn't

00:06:29cover it.

00:06:30Don't worry about that.

00:06:32I have money saved.

00:06:34I'll find the rest.

00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?

00:06:36We're going to get through this together.

00:06:38Oh, yeah.

00:06:39Oh, yeah.

00:06:40Oh, yeah.

00:06:41Oh, yeah.

00:06:42Oh, yeah.

00:06:43Oh, yeah.

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00:06:46Oh, yeah.

00:06:47Oh, yeah.

00:06:48Oh, yeah.

00:06:49Oh, yeah.

00:06:50Oh, yeah.

00:06:51Oh.

00:06:55Chelsea.

00:06:57Did she have a good walk?

00:07:01What's wrong?

00:07:07I'm sorry.

00:07:09This-

00:07:09No, no.

00:07:10Forget about it.

00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.

00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.

00:07:15I have a savings for my doggie daycare, my dream, but,

00:07:20It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.

00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.

00:07:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.

00:07:35Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:07:40You do?

00:07:42Come back tonight and make something nice.

00:07:49Come on, baby.

00:07:50Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:08:03Except for the dog hair.

00:08:06Well, come with me.

00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.

00:08:11Are they from Italy?

00:08:12Yes.

00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo.

00:08:20Oh, my son.

00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?

00:08:24Mm-hmm.

00:08:25Yeah.

00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:08:28I'm a dog walker.

00:08:29Don't be so defensive.

00:08:32I wasn't.

00:08:33Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.

00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:08:44That'd be really hard.

00:08:46Hey, I'll read it at you, huh?

00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?

00:09:01What exactly?

00:09:10How does it look?

00:09:12Not half bad.

00:09:13I mean, it's fine.

00:09:15Whatever.

00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:09:22Or not.

00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:09:25You work for my dad.

00:09:27You have to do what I say.

00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:09:30Just a few more pictures.

00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:09:34I don't need Tinder.

00:09:36I'm an underwear model.

00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:09:41Whatever.

00:09:47Pour me another.

00:09:48I told you, I'm...

00:09:49Now.

00:09:53Fine.

00:09:53See, dog walker.

00:10:01That wasn't so hard.

00:10:05What the fuck?

00:10:07This is fucking product!

00:10:13Asshole.

00:10:14You crazy bitch!

00:10:18Amelia, whoa.

00:10:20What's wrong?

00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink.

00:10:24And she flipped out!

00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.

00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.

00:10:28No, no, no, please.

00:10:29I apologize.

00:10:31My son, he's just immature.

00:10:33All right?

00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.

00:10:37Please.

00:10:38All right?

00:10:39Just have a seat.

00:10:40All right?

00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.

00:10:43Won't you, son?

00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:10:50Cancer?

00:10:52Yeah.

00:10:52And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.

00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.

00:11:00Okay.

00:11:01I want the business.

00:11:03Now.

00:11:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:11:10What kind of deal?

00:11:11Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:11:15No.

00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:11:19What?

00:11:21What?

00:11:22Romulus.

00:11:23What are you saying?

00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:11:32Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.

00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:11:40We're not even a match.

00:11:42We hate each other.

00:11:43At least I do.

00:11:44Obviously.

00:11:44See, there's something uncommon already.

00:11:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.

00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.

00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.

00:12:07You two have chemistry.

00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:12:11As if.

00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment

00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:12:29What's it gonna be?

00:12:34What's it gonna be?

00:12:38Fine.

00:12:39I'll do it.

00:12:41For Betsy.

00:12:44Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her,

00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.

00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.

00:12:58What the hell, Dad?

00:13:02Fuck it.

00:13:03Fine.

00:13:04I'll do it.

00:13:04Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.

00:13:11And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.

00:13:15You ready, my mother?

00:13:16Yeah.

00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent, Alan?

00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.

00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.

00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.

00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.

00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately

00:13:37to avoid any suspicion, you know.

00:13:38Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,

00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good

00:13:44if word got out to the public, right?

00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.

00:13:49Are we agreed?

00:13:51Sure.

00:13:52All right.

00:13:54Sign in.

00:13:54Salute to the new couple.

00:14:24So, your place or mine?

00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:14:29Fine.

00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.

00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.

00:14:45It's like a museum in here.

00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.

00:14:49Ugh.

00:14:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:15:04What was this?

00:15:06Put it in the trash.

00:15:07This isn't trash.

00:15:09These are my sisters.

00:15:09She's an artist.

00:15:11So put them in your room.

00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.

00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.

00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:15:18That's man-thong.

00:15:19It's trademarked.

00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.

00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:15:30It's electric.

00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.

00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.

00:15:44Gee, thanks.

00:15:45Welcome.

00:15:45You're getting married?

00:15:54Shh, Betsy.

00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.

00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.

00:15:59It's just...

00:16:01It's not like you.

00:16:03Actually, we're...

00:16:04Reserved.

00:16:05Safe.

00:16:07Like I always taught you.

00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.

00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.

00:16:22Michelangelo?

00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?

00:16:25No.

00:16:27Michelangelo...

00:16:28Dino Valeno?

00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?

00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:16:33Shh!

00:16:34Shh!

00:16:38Socialite Networks, like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?

00:16:42How did you even meet?

00:16:43His dad is one of my clients.

00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:16:51He's so toxic.

00:16:55Speak of the devil.

00:16:57Oh, yeah.

00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.

00:17:03This is a doctor's office.

00:17:06Amelia.

00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?

00:17:11Doctor's ready.

00:17:11We'll talk about this later.

00:17:14We'll talk about this later.

00:17:36Ready to be wet, baby?

00:17:37We're already wet.

00:17:56Where did that come from?

00:17:58Nice place.

00:17:59I love the artwork.

00:18:12Thanks.

00:18:12I love the artwork.

00:18:14Thanks.

00:18:15Finally.

00:18:16A little bit of taste.

00:18:16No, I'm good.

00:18:17We had plenty of dinner.

00:18:19More for me.

00:18:20You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.

00:18:22You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.

00:18:25Oh, okay.

00:18:26I love the room.

00:18:27I love the artwork.

00:18:28I love the artwork.

00:18:29I love the artwork.

00:18:30Thanks.

00:18:31Finally.

00:18:32A little bit of taste.

00:18:33No, I'm good.

00:18:34We had plenty of dinner.

00:18:35I love the artwork.

00:18:36I love the artwork.

00:18:37I love the artwork.

00:18:38I love the artwork.

00:18:39You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.

00:18:42Who are you?

00:18:43Who are you?

00:18:44Chantel, this is Amelia.

00:18:45My roommate.

00:18:46Whatever.

00:18:47Can you guys just keep it down?

00:18:48I have work tomorrow morning.

00:18:49This is my house?

00:18:50No.

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00:19:38No.

00:19:39No.

00:19:40to be with a party boy like him, even if he is kind of hot.

00:20:02See you later. And um, don't worry about last night.

00:20:07Sorry. I had one so many to drink. It won't happen again.

00:20:11You better not.

00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie? Not now. My head's killing me.

00:20:28We need to talk about last night. No, what we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.

00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.

00:20:49My sister needs this money, Michelangelo. And if the paparazzi find out about this,

00:20:54then the contract is violated. Then neither of us get what we want.

00:20:57Yeah, no shit. I'm serious. Don't screw this up.

00:21:04I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.

00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want.

00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.

00:21:17I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really hung over.

00:21:27That could have gone better.

00:21:33Hey, baby. You don't have to keep working, Amelia. You're rich now.

00:21:40I know. I like it.

00:21:41Oh, that's good to hear.

00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:21:51Oh, fine. Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.

00:21:55All right. Well, give him time, all right?

00:21:58Oh, and listen, he is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:22:02Look, I promise.

00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.

00:22:06Yeah, you're right. Well, we'll see you later.

00:22:09Yeah.

00:22:10Come on, Gucci.

00:22:11Yeah.

00:22:12Come on.

00:22:12Bye, Gucci.

00:22:16Hey, Amelia.

00:22:17Hey, Jake.

00:22:20Gucci, no!

00:22:21Royce!

00:22:23It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.

00:22:29Yeah, same here.

00:22:36Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:22:42His whole family, actually.

00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.

00:22:46I should make a reality show.

00:22:48A little dog owner is Beverly Hills.

00:22:52Do you want to walk together?

00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?

00:22:57Yeah, I'd like that.

00:22:58So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:23:07A couple months.

00:23:08I like it.

00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:23:12Barista.

00:23:13Uber driver.

00:23:15Delivery guy.

00:23:17Movie extra?

00:23:17You were in a movie.

00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:23:21I was trying to impress you.

00:23:23How about you?

00:23:24How long have you been doing this?

00:23:26I don't know.

00:23:27My whole life, I guess.

00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.

00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:23:35Wow.

00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.

00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:23:49Do you want to go?

00:23:52And I have to admit, I got a crush on you.

00:23:56You did?

00:23:58Yeah.

00:24:00I still do.

00:24:04He's cute.

00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert.

00:24:17Hell yeah.

00:24:19I mean, uh, regular, yeah.

00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:24:31Hey, what's your ring?

00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:24:41Looks pretty big.

00:24:42It was a big school.

00:24:45Public schools, am I right?

00:24:52I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:24:55Me?

00:24:56Engaged?

00:24:57No.

00:24:57Are you kidding?

00:24:58I'm 24.

00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.

00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:25:05Nope.

00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.

00:25:08Okay.

00:25:12Royce pooped.

00:25:13You should pick it up.

00:25:14Where?

00:25:15I don't see it.

00:25:16Just over there.

00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:25:27Of course.

00:25:27It's an office.

00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.

00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:25:34Very funny.

00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.

00:25:38Yes, I know.

00:25:39Yeah.

00:25:39That means you got to get up to speed, rapidamente.

00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.

00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?

00:25:47Fuck no.

00:25:49Come on, Dad.

00:25:59How?

00:25:59Oh my goodness.

00:26:04Are you okay?

00:26:06Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:26:12You're engaged, remember?

00:26:15And this is our new palette.

00:26:18It's Matt's collection.

00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:26:22But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.

00:26:37What, Dad?

00:26:40What a day, Dad.

00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:26:42Look at you.

00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:26:50Hard work does pay off.

00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.

00:26:53What about her?

00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.

00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.

00:26:59And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:27:03I guess that's impressive.

00:27:05Yeah, I see.

00:27:06See, it is.

00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:27:18Break's over.

00:27:21Well, not too bad, huh?

00:27:36One day down.

00:27:38Forty more years to go.

00:27:40Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,

00:27:48raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.

00:27:54You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.

00:28:02Tonight?

00:28:04Shit.

00:28:05When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.

00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser, lights, camera, red carpet.

00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino for Dino.

00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?

00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:28:24What's the matter?

00:28:26You're getting along already, aren't you?

00:28:27Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:28:31All right, so it's all settled. I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.

00:28:52So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:28:57Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.

00:29:02And?

00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:29:13You better not let that hair down.

00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.

00:29:24How's it going in there?

00:29:26I'm coming out.

00:29:27That bad?

00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.

00:29:44Buy that dress, ASAP.

00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy. I've got my own function tonight.

00:29:57There I am.

00:30:28What are you looking at? You're spilling all over yourself.

00:30:32Thanks.

00:30:32Did you forget my name?

00:30:37No, it's just something different. Did you change your hair?

00:30:43Why do you care? The manwhorehouse is yours tonight. I'm going out. I just forgot my charger.

00:30:48Awesome. Thanks.

00:30:52I'm taking this.

00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you. We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.

00:30:58Hold on.

00:31:02Amelia!

00:31:10All right. Hey, look who's right on time. Nice.

00:31:14Where's Amelia?

00:31:16She's sick. She can't make it.

00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa. If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:31:23Hey, you got to stay home with her. Give her some nice soup.

00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one. Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:31:33Poor thing.

00:31:35Okay, Dad.

00:31:37See you in the office.

00:31:37Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover. I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:31:48Hey, it's Michael and I'm with Dino and Vino. You still track people?

00:31:59Wow. Amelia.

00:32:17Hi.

00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway. Without a dog.

00:32:24Sorry, I don't come to concerts often. I kind of panicked.

00:32:28No worries. I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:32:32Yeah.

00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight. Talk to the bartender.

00:32:37Wow. The IP treatment.

00:32:39You look like it.

00:32:41Thanks, Jamie.

00:32:41Hey, lover boy. We're on.

00:32:47Gotta go.

00:32:49Find me in the green room after.

00:32:51Hope you like it.

00:32:52Break a leg.

00:32:53Lover boy.

00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:33:16Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:33:30One more, please.

00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:33:38Okay.

00:33:39Jake, you guys were great.

00:33:49You really think so?

00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:33:53The who?

00:33:55You don't know the strokes.

00:33:59Are they older?

00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:34:05It's all right.

00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:34:07You want some of them to drink?

00:34:10Yeah.

00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:34:21Since I was 13.

00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.

00:34:28That's awesome.

00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.

00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?

00:34:36I thought you liked it.

00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:34:43I don't even like dogs that much.

00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.

00:34:47A cat person?

00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?

00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:34:58I just want to relax.

00:34:59Have a good time.

00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?

00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:35:08Now I'm not sure.

00:35:09We have nothing in common.

00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:35:13What the heck?

00:35:18I'm Chipsy, and he's cute.

00:35:20Michelangelo had his fun.

00:35:21Now I can have mine.

00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:35:38What's going on?

00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.

00:35:45He's not.

00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?

00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.

00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:35:51Back off, dude.

00:35:53Back off.

00:35:54Grubby little hipster.

00:35:55She's my fiance.

00:35:56So that was an engagement ring.

00:35:59Jake, I can explain.

00:36:02Let's go.

00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:36:06I'm not, Jake.

00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.

00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:36:19I can't believe you did that.

00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.

00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.

00:36:34I'm not following you around.

00:36:37You know what?

00:36:37I get it.

00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:36:42Me jealous?

00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:36:51I have a name.

00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?

00:36:54That is an original.

00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:36:58Oh, fine.

00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:37:05You're treating me like shit.

00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.

00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.

00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.

00:37:12We signed a contract.

00:37:14For an arranged marriage.

00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:37:18You are such a simpleton.

00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:37:27I tried to get along with you.

00:37:29You brought this on to yourself.

00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:37:32Right back at you.

00:37:34I fucking hate you.

00:37:36I fucking hate you more.

00:37:37I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:37:51I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:37:56I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:00I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:01I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:02I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:03I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:04I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:05I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:06I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:07I wish I didn't care about what you're doing.

00:38:38Uh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?

00:38:53Michelangelo?

00:38:55Dog Walker.

00:38:56Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.

00:39:03Uh-huh.

00:39:04We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:39:08We got too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.

00:39:13Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.

00:39:19I should get up too.

00:39:22Oh, my head.

00:39:24There's Pedialine in the fridge.

00:39:27Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:39:29Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:39:35Well, you look great.

00:39:37Thanks.

00:39:38I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?

00:39:51So...

00:39:53Michelangelo and I had sex last night.

00:39:56Wait. For the first time?

00:39:59Yeah. We're taking it slow.

00:40:03Michelangelo. The male gigolo. Taking it slow.

00:40:08Maybe I did misjudge him.

00:40:12And... how was it?

00:40:15Well...

00:40:17Really bad, right? I knew it.

00:40:19Actually...

00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had?

00:40:24Well, that explains the glow.

00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.

00:40:31Physical chemistry is important.

00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:40:36I don't get it.

00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:40:41I feel like... like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...

00:40:47You get the picture.

00:40:50Hey.

00:40:53Opposites attract.

00:40:54I mean...

00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much.

00:40:58Because you're so different.

00:41:00Something like that.

00:41:10Here it comes. Right on the schedule.

00:41:13The dog walker's in love with me.

00:41:15I'll have to let her down easy.

00:41:17Weird.

00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.

00:41:30What was that about?

00:41:32Must be the hangover.

00:41:33Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:41:45Hey, unfortunately something came up. I... I can't make it tonight.

00:42:02Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:42:10Hey.

00:42:11Hi.

00:42:12We should talk...

00:42:13We should talk.

00:42:17Hey.

00:42:32Hey.

00:42:34Hi.

00:42:36We should talk.

00:42:38We should talk about Leslie.

00:42:42I'm not very good with words.

00:42:44Me neither.

00:42:44But last night I...

00:42:46You don't have to say anything.

00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.

00:42:50And we can just go back to hating each other.

00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.

00:42:54I don't think you understand it.

00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.

00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.

00:42:59I'm a big girl.

00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.

00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.

00:43:05Okay, I get it.

00:43:07I'm not one of your...

00:43:08Your models or your D-list actresses.

00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night,

00:43:17that you would.

00:43:18I mean...

00:43:18Frankly, so would I.

00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.

00:43:21You don't understand.

00:43:22Let's...

00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.

00:43:29Wait.

00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?

00:43:32What happened to dog walker?

00:43:38I have a confession to make.

00:43:42Last night...

00:43:43I don't know how.

00:43:45I don't know why.

00:43:47That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:43:52Really?

00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?

00:43:55I'm not a good actor.

00:43:57I could even do reality TV.

00:44:00But there is a fire between us, Amelia.

00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.

00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:44:11Amelia.

00:44:13Please.

00:44:15I know you felt it too.

00:44:16Amelia, please.

00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:44:27I felt it too.

00:44:33So why are we fighting it?

00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:38Me too.

00:44:46So I set the kitchen on fire.

00:45:15How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:45:20It's not my fault.

00:45:21They should change the name.

00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.

00:45:28If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.

00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.

00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.

00:45:45Thanks?

00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.

00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:45:54I'm serious.

00:45:56The wedding's coming up.

00:45:59We could give it a shot.

00:46:01You mean like you and me.

00:46:03Together, together.

00:46:04Why not?

00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:46:07Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?

00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.

00:46:31Jake?

00:46:33How's it going?

00:46:34Good.

00:46:35Yeah.

00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...

00:46:38Crazy.

00:46:39I know.

00:46:41I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.

00:46:45I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:46:49Is he always like that?

00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?

00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:46:58Well, I am his woman.

00:47:00He saw us together and he got jealous.

00:47:02And I don't blame him.

00:47:05Oh, my God.

00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?

00:47:10I didn't mean a pride.

00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.

00:47:17Thanks, Jake.

00:47:18But I'm engaged.

00:47:21Remember?

00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.

00:47:25I thought we had a connection.

00:47:27You're a cat person.

00:47:29It never would have worked.

00:47:30Come on, Gucci.

00:47:32Let's go.

00:47:36Cats are awesome.

00:47:41That was a great presentation.

00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:47:47You think so?

00:47:48Ooh.

00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.

00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:47:53Now, listen.

00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.

00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:47:59Gucci?

00:47:59Sure.

00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.

00:48:04Yeah, but that's how you impress her.

00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:48:09At the dog park?

00:48:10Mm-hmm.

00:48:11I just texted her.

00:48:12It's all set.

00:48:13Now.

00:48:15Go get her, lover boy.

00:48:16So, you just throw it and he brings it back?

00:48:30You've never played fetch before?

00:48:32It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:48:37Let me try.

00:48:38That's okay.

00:48:39I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:48:47Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:48:48No.

00:48:50I like my work.

00:48:52What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:48:58You're right.

00:48:58I should work less.

00:48:59If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:49:08Fetch, Gucci.

00:49:09I've got a big surprise.

00:49:16A surprise?

00:49:18Just wait and see.

00:49:27Grazie, Enzo.

00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.

00:49:35What's that?

00:49:36Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.

00:49:42But, Gucci?

00:49:44What's your favorite prosciutto?

00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.

00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.

00:49:57I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:50:02No kidding.

00:50:04This is for us.

00:50:05Why don't you get us a corkscrew?

00:50:07What else is in the bag?

00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients.

00:50:11So I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:50:13You can cook?

00:50:14That was so good.

00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.

00:50:34How did you do this?

00:50:36I can't cook at all.

00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?

00:50:42No, my mom taught me.

00:50:45Tell me about her.

00:50:47I never told a girl about my mom.

00:50:50Sorry.

00:50:51I don't mean to pray.

00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.

00:50:56Breast cancer.

00:50:57But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.

00:51:05She taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:51:11I still have all of her recipes here.

00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.

00:51:19That's really special.

00:51:23I miss her.

00:51:25This might sound corny, but...

00:51:27I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:51:31It's not corny.

00:51:33But I didn't know you were such a softie.

00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.

00:51:39What about your parents?

00:51:41My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:51:48I'm sorry.

00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work.

00:51:54I don't want to lose her, too.

00:51:57I'm sorry.

00:51:58Your story made me emotional.

00:52:00I'm going to go do the dishes.

00:52:02I'll help you.

00:52:03No, no, it's fine.

00:52:03I like doing the dishes.

00:52:05It relaxes me.

00:52:07Good.

00:52:08Because I hate them.

00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.

00:52:15Is it just the wine?

00:52:17Or am I really falling for...

00:52:20him?

00:52:20Her.

00:52:33Hey.

00:52:34Hey.

00:52:35Hey.

00:52:36Do you want an espresso?

00:52:38I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:52:40No, thank you.

00:52:41Me and Dad have a morning meeting.

00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.

00:52:43Okay.

00:52:43Well, don't forget Gucci.

00:52:45How could I?

00:52:48Ready, bro?

00:52:49Well, let me fix your tie.

00:52:53What do you know about ties?

00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.

00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:53:00Touche.

00:53:01There you go.

00:53:03Okay, bye.

00:53:04Bye.

00:53:07Love you.

00:53:08Love you, too.

00:53:09Love you, too.

00:53:19Sorry.

00:53:20Reflex.

00:53:21I didn't mean to say that.

00:53:22Me neither.

00:53:23Too soon.

00:53:25Talk about it later?

00:53:27Yeah.

00:53:28Okay.

00:53:29Okay.

00:53:30Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?

00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:53:39Look who's here.

00:53:42Hey, my little guy.

00:53:45Hey, little Gucci.

00:53:47Look at this right here.

00:53:50Let's try.

00:53:52Oh, yeah.

00:53:53Now, here's mine.

00:53:56Just like that.

00:53:58Yeah.

00:53:58Even got one for big brother.

00:54:00Right there.

00:54:02Come to Papa.

00:54:04Yes, my boy.

00:54:06All right, all right.

00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?

00:54:10This is two weeks off.

00:54:12Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:13They're waiting for an answer.

00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:54:17He says the band is free.

00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?

00:54:21Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:25Oh.

00:54:26Well, all right.

00:54:27Then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:54:29How about that?

00:54:30Not too big.

00:54:31Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?

00:54:33Dad, let's just pump the brakes.

00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:54:37What?

00:54:38Something wrong with Amelia?

00:54:40No.

00:54:41Everything is great.

00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.

00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:54:48That's our thing.

00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing.

00:54:53I think it'd make it uncomfortable.

00:54:55Wow.

00:54:56I never thought of that.

00:54:59You have a very good point there.

00:55:00I'm very impressed.

00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:55:15Love?

00:55:17Yeah.

00:55:17I don't know.

00:55:19I don't know.

00:55:21He's so cute.

00:55:22All right, all right.

00:55:24Change of deal.

00:55:25Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?

00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.

00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.

00:55:35No Coldplay.

00:55:43So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:55:47It's not working.

00:55:49I know it.

00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:55:53And I'm cured.

00:55:55What?

00:55:56You're cured?

00:55:58Oh, congratulations.

00:56:02I wasn't expecting it.

00:56:04I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:56:07It only took two sessions?

00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:56:16What's wrong, sis?

00:56:18We should be celebrating!

00:56:20I brought Prosecco.

00:56:21No, yeah.

00:56:23No, I'm good.

00:56:24Yeah.

00:56:26Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:56:28You can tell me anything.

00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?

00:56:33Is everything okay?

00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you,

00:56:37I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.

00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:56:47It's me.

00:56:50I have to tell you something.

00:56:51I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage.

00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:57:07Actually, he's not that bad.

00:57:13I kind of like him.

00:57:16Yeah, babe.

00:57:17That's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:57:19We need to get you out of there.

00:57:21Betsy.

00:57:21I have real feelings for him.

00:57:26But what about the tabloid stories?

00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:57:33They banned him for life.

00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.

00:57:36He's not actually like the stories.

00:57:40Or at least not to me.

00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo,

00:57:50he will make your life a living hell.

00:57:54What if you meet him?

00:57:56Yeah.

00:57:57Meet him.

00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:57:59Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:58:02Don't count on it.

00:58:02Please, me, just give him a chance.

00:58:07Fine.

00:58:08Yes.

00:58:09Only one.

00:58:10Yes.

00:58:13You won't regret it.

00:58:15I'm going to go get the Prosecco.

00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.

00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.

00:58:26Of course.

00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer-free.

00:58:29We need to celebrate.

00:58:29All right.

00:58:32Michelangelo,

00:58:33you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:58:38You mean besides me?

00:58:39I'm serious.

00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:58:43Have a glass of wine.

00:58:46Tonight's going to be great.

00:58:57It's enormous.

00:58:58Why would anybody need so much room?

00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.

00:59:13So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.

00:59:19Uh, how about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon?

00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:59:29Yeah, I-

00:59:30Sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:59:32It's worth more than my car.

00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:59:40It's delicious.

00:59:40This was made in France.

00:59:44Sorry.

00:59:45Can't touch that stuff.

00:59:47So, who wants a drink?

00:59:49You hardly touch your food.

01:00:12It's a little too rich for me.

01:00:18Mine tastes great.

01:00:20So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.

01:00:27Um, you don't mind, do you?

01:00:30Fire away.

01:00:32So, I know you two have been having your...

01:00:35fun.

01:00:37Um, but...

01:00:39What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

01:00:44I don't think it's going to.

01:00:47That's cute and all, but...

01:00:49What about her career?

01:00:50Are you gonna support her?

01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?

01:00:53Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

01:00:58Betsy!

01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

01:01:06We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

01:01:09See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

01:01:11You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.

01:01:15We know enough.

01:01:16Easy, Betsy.

01:01:19I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

01:01:21And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?

01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.

01:01:31Michelangelo...

01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

01:01:36She gets it from you.

01:01:38Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

01:01:40You started it.

01:01:41Why don't we all just calm down?

01:01:51Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:01:57That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.

01:02:06You know what?

01:02:07You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:02:08That's my sister.

01:02:09She just survived cancer.

01:02:13That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:02:17This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:02:19Not to me!

01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:02:22I don't like this side of you.

01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:02:29You told her?

01:02:30She's my sister.

01:02:31I don't care.

01:02:32That violates our agreement.

01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:02:35A contractual agreement?

01:02:36Some kind of obligation?

01:02:38That's not what I meant.

01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.

01:02:41I love you.

01:02:43You love me?

01:02:45Don't listen to him.

01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means.

01:02:47Shut the fuck up!

01:02:49You know what?

01:02:50Maybe she was right.

01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:02:53It's over.

01:02:53We need to get out of here.

01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell

01:03:06rich people secrets.

01:03:11Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.

01:03:18You do so much better than him.

01:03:20Yeah.

01:03:22But he isn't a monster.

01:03:24I shouldn't have said that.

01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.

01:03:28Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:03:32Play low for a bit.

01:03:33Mexico?

01:03:34Or Canada.

01:03:35Whatever.

01:03:36It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.

01:03:40Or worse.

01:03:42I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.

01:03:47It's not like I told the media.

01:03:48You don't know that.

01:03:51We're liabilities.

01:03:53Loose ends.

01:03:55You should listen to more True Crime Podcast.

01:04:00Get rid of that thing.

01:04:03It could be tracking us right now.

01:04:05Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.

01:04:10See?

01:04:12He could have a sniper on us.

01:04:14It's Romulus.

01:04:19Hey, Romulus.

01:04:21What?

01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:36You came.

01:04:39Against my better judgment.

01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now.

01:04:49You should punish me for straying.

01:04:54You make me sick.

01:04:56I make me sick.

01:05:05Nice underwear.

01:05:10It's a great craftsmanship.

01:05:11Okay.

01:05:17Let's get this over with.

01:05:21Is that all you have to say?

01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:05:26I'm sorry.

01:05:28Chantel.

01:05:29I thought I wanted this.

01:05:34But I don't.

01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:05:38Amelia broke up with me.

01:05:47It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.

01:05:55I am fucking devastated.

01:05:57And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.

01:06:01Dad just wanted to come back to me.

01:06:13Amelia?

01:06:14Hi, Dad.

01:06:16Gucci's gone?

01:06:20I'll be right there.

01:06:29Romulus.

01:06:30What?

01:06:30Hold on.

01:06:32Oh.

01:06:32Well, I only had him off a leash for a second, you know.

01:06:37We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.

01:06:41I've been calling him all night but he won't come back.

01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.

01:06:48Yeah.

01:06:49Right?

01:06:49Good, thanks.

01:06:52Good.

01:06:53Gucci?

01:06:54This better not be a trap.

01:06:56Just come on.

01:06:59Gucci!

01:07:00Gucci!

01:07:01Gucci!

01:07:02Hey, hey, hey.

01:07:03Where's Michelangelo?

01:07:04Huh?

01:07:04I thought you were both together.

01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?

01:07:07Oh, um, he's...

01:07:09Sorry, I'm late, Dad.

01:07:11Where were you?

01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery of Mastrionis.

01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:07:17This doesn't ring out of hiding.

01:07:19Nothing will.

01:07:19Smart move, dude.

01:07:22Here, ladies.

01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto.

01:07:24Yeah, that's it.

01:07:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:29Give me the urc.

01:07:41Gucci!

01:07:47It's hopeless.

01:07:48We've been looking for him all night long.

01:07:53We're never going to find him.

01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.

01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.

01:07:58Keep looking.

01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:08:01See?

01:08:02They're not going to kill us.

01:08:03I do have to admit, though.

01:08:05I didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:08:07He's really there for his dad.

01:08:11His dad's dog.

01:08:14So you approve now?

01:08:15They didn't say that.

01:08:19Gucci!

01:08:22Gucci!

01:08:22My boy's back!

01:08:25Oh!

01:08:26Oh!

01:08:31Okay.

01:08:34Okay.

01:08:34I'm a little closer to approving.

01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you

01:08:50A little

01:08:52It's okay, most of what the tabloids publish is true

01:08:57They just leave out part of the story

01:08:59Amelia, can we talk?

01:09:06Please?

01:09:08Okay

01:09:10Amelia, can we talk?

01:09:14Please

01:09:14Okay

01:09:16Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight

01:09:28I shouldn't have attacked your sister

01:09:32And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract

01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement

01:09:42Thanks for saying that

01:09:45I needed to hear that

01:09:48And I'm sorry for calling you a monster

01:09:52You're not one

01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you

01:09:57Most of them are good

01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract

01:10:03I'm not

01:10:05You're not

01:10:08What do you mean?

01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but

01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you

01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together

01:10:23I want to know that our love is real

01:10:27Dad

01:10:30What is this, son?

01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia

01:10:35Why, son?

01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me

01:10:40And not because of some legal obligation

01:10:45But because she wants to

01:10:48Consider our contract null and void

01:10:56Amelia

01:11:03What will it be?

01:11:08Will you marry me?

01:11:10Will you marry me?

01:11:15Yes

01:11:16I'll marry you

01:11:18You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world

01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker

01:11:38Look at me

01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct

01:11:42All right, all right, you two

01:11:46That's enough, all right?

01:11:48We spent this whole night together

01:11:49Come over to my place, all right?

01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast

01:11:53Italian style, huh?

01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you

01:11:57I think I can get used to it

01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?

01:12:02I want to hear from everybody involved

01:12:05I want to hear from everybody involved

01:12:05Especially Coldplay

01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad

01:12:09It was worth a try

01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows

01:12:38Michaelangela

01:12:39Michaelangela?

01:12:42Uh, Amelia

01:12:43Even though we're far from a perfect couple

01:12:48We're perfect together

01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time

01:12:55and not just about dogs.

01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.

01:13:04I'm looking forward to your support and counsel

01:13:10as I take over the family business from my father this year.

01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband

01:13:21as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare

01:13:24you've always dreamt of.

01:13:31Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.

01:13:36I love you so much.

01:13:44I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model,

01:13:48but here we are.

01:13:51Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell

01:13:53and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,

01:13:56something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:14:04And although we haven't spent much time together,

01:14:06it feels like a lifetime in a good way.

01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.

01:14:12Te amo, Michelangelo.

01:14:13I love you.

01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God

01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills,

01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:14:22You may kiss your bride.

01:14:23Thanks.

01:14:34I'm Betsy.

01:14:35Amelia's sister.

01:14:37I'm Jake.

01:14:38Another dog walker.

01:14:40It's crazy.

01:14:41You know, given my sister.

01:14:43I've always been more of a cat person.

01:14:46Me too!

01:14:46Strong faith, class family,

01:14:54choosing the beast to chase.

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