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Coronation Street 12th November 2025

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00:00I'm
00:29dreading today. How am I gonna get through it? Get down here! Turn that off!
00:36It's quite catchy actually isn't it? What do you want for breakfast? Shona? What do you want for breakfast?
00:47How can you think about food on a day like this? I could make you a couple of pieces of toast or I could make you a boiled egg.
00:53It's about all you can make. I'll get something at work. Lyle come on hurry up you're gonna be late.
01:03You okay? My baby's life's hanging by a thread but other than that I'm fine. What time's that
01:15appointment later? Was it three? How can he not know what time it is? Yes three o'clock. Tell me
01:26it's going to be alright even if you don't believe it just tell me everything's gonna
01:29be alright. I'll go check on Lyle.
01:40Why am I bothering going into work? Oh morning! Hey how you feeling? I should just carry on
01:48walking and never stop. Shona? Oh sorry I was miles away. Anywhere nice? No definitely not.
02:00How's pregnancy treating you? I know look at this one eh? Like butter wouldn't melt but she had me up half the night.
02:10Obviously I'm shattered. She's healthy and you're moaning about losing a bit of sleep while my baby's...
02:15I don't know how us women do it. You didn't even want your baby. You don't deserve it. No no no shut up Shona.
02:20Well obviously you've got all this to look forward to. Oh do you know what you're having yet?
02:25Um listen I've got to get to work. Okay yeah I'll see you later. It's the cocktail snobs I ate.
02:32I knew there's 64 ways to make a mojito. I tell you there'd be a mojito and you had no minute love.
02:37Do I need to give you a night off babe? I'll just stand there like a lemon shall I?
02:40I just want to bring a bit of sophistication to the area.
02:47This could be the worst day of my life and they're talking about cocktails.
02:51Are you coming to the cocktail night Shona? Oh I would but I forgot. You've got a baby on board.
02:57You're right darling you look a bit tired. Tired of listening to your rubbish. I'm fine.
03:07I know I shouldn't be so distressed but it was a one-off. What? The model train that young Alfie
03:14Oh not the train again. It was unique. It was it was the only train that was manufactured with the name Sunstar.
03:24Is there a point to this Roy? Hopefully Tyrone will be more careful. Of course there isn't.
03:29I've given him a vintage starter set. Yeah. Help occupy his mind.
03:36Well I'm sure I'll have fun playing with it. Don't actually play with the models.
03:42Oh right. Right. It's a toy. That's what you do with them okay? You play with them. They get broke. Get over it. I'm going on my break.
03:50Just took David for a walk. Humped into that cockapoo again. I think he fancies her. Mind you I don't know if she fancies him. I mean some girls like a bit of rough don't they?
04:14For once in your life David. Stop making jokes. This morning really dragged in work.
04:19Tell me about it. It's like when somebody used to offer you out at school. You knew you had this fight at half three.
04:25I don't need a comedian today. I need a husband and a father.
04:30You were fine when really you were just cacking your pants. Lovely image.
04:34Sorry. I don't know why I'm telling you this. Probably had loads of fights at school. More than me. Probably one more in all.
04:41Oh stop babbling. Shut up. I'm sorry. I know none of this is helping. I'm just a bag of nerves if I'm honest.
04:50Maybe he is taking this seriously.
04:52I'm sure it's going to be okay. Well one of us has got to be optimistic and it's obviously my turn today.
04:58It's like you said yesterday. There's no point worrying until we know what's going on. So just stay positive. Healthy mind, healthy body.
05:10He's going to cry. I've got to keep it together. I'll see you at home. Okay.
05:15He's going to pull me up on the toy thing. I love you to bitch Roy, but if you start banging on about model trains again, I think I'm going to kill somebody.
05:35Do you mind if I join you? Sorry for biting your head off. Apology accepted. I know your trains aren't toys.
05:45Did I do something to upset you? No. It's nothing you've done.
05:54Well something is clearly troubling you.
05:59Look I don't wish to pry, but has it got anything to do with why you're taking the afternoon off?
06:07That's just the scan I didn't have yesterday. It's just routine.
06:12I'm sorry Roy. I can't tell you.
06:16I hope you know that you can't tell me anything.
06:21I do know that.
06:24I want to tell you. I do.
06:27But maybe if I don't actually say it out loud, that means it's not going to happen and the baby's going to be all right.
06:35I'm fine. Roy, honestly.
06:37It's just one of those days.
06:39It's probably pregnancy hormones.
06:41We should have left earlier or got a taxi. They could have just dropped us off at the door.
06:54Where is he?
07:01Have you got your key?
07:02Erm, yeah. I don't know.
07:05Erm, Audrey will be in anyway.
07:07She's working till late tonight.
07:09Well someone will be in.
07:10I'll get mine.
07:11Oh, no, David.
07:12It's fine. We've got loads of time.
07:13Not Mary. Not today.
07:21What's up with her hair?
07:25Hurry up.
07:25We definitely should have got a taxi. I don't want to be driving back if we get bad news. Don't.
07:33We're not going to get bad news. You can't be thinking like that.
07:37Not now.
07:38If I start, I'm never going to stop.
07:45What's taking him so long?
07:58Do you not want to come? Is that it?
08:00Sorry. I was just...
08:06Are you all right? Do you want me to drive?
08:07Why would I want you to drive?
08:10Because you look like you...
08:11Right, look. Can we just go, all right? Put your seatbelt on.
08:15You don't have to be strong for me, you know. I mean, it's all right to be scared. I'm terrified.
08:19Well, you're not going to be much use to me then, are you?
08:22I'm trying to be positive.
08:23Well, try harder.
08:24But I've got all these thoughts going around.
08:25Oh, you know, if you're going to be like this, don't bother coming.
08:28Like what?
08:29Like this.
08:30Why are you trying to shut me out?
08:32Because I don't need you. I can do this on my own.
08:37Get out of the car.
08:42I'm not joking. I don't want you coming to the hospital with me.
08:44You're stupid.
08:45Get out of the car. I mean it.
08:49Don't get out of the car. Please.
08:51Sex drawing pregnancy.
09:05You'll be lucky.
09:09Five pregnancy myths.
09:11Number one, you can't exercise.
09:15Number two, you'll be happy all the time.
09:17Well, that one's definitely a myth.
09:21They seem happy.
09:24Smoked cow.
09:34Turn on the plat.
09:51She looks worried sick.
10:03I'd best get Lil off to school.
10:05I don't want no worrying about that, I know.
10:09Lil!
10:10Get down here!
10:11Turn that off!
10:15That's quite catchy, actually.
10:17She needs to eat something.
10:19It's gonna be a long day.
10:22What do you want for breakfast?
10:24She's not with it at all.
10:26Joda.
10:29What do you want for breakfast?
10:31I could do you a couple of pieces of toast.
10:33She needs more than that.
10:35Or I could make you a boiled egg.
10:37Because that's all I can cook.
10:39I'll get something at work.
10:45Lil!
10:45Lil!
10:46Come on, you're gonna be late.
10:52Are you okay?
10:53What did I say that for?
10:55What an idiot.
10:56Of course she's not okay.
10:57How can she be okay?
10:59I'm fine.
11:00Check what time that appointment is.
11:02I know it's at three, but just show her you haven't forgotten.
11:07What time's that appointment later?
11:09Is it three?
11:12Yeah, it's three o'clock.
11:13Great.
11:14Do you think she's forgotten?
11:16Well done, David.
11:18I should say something.
11:20Just to reassure her.
11:23Tell her everything's gonna work out.
11:24No.
11:26No.
11:28Every time I open my mouth, I just make it worse.
11:30I'll go check on Lil.
11:31On top of the pops.
11:38Oh, that's what was his name.
11:39He had overgrown sideburns and leather gloves.
11:44I can feel my brain cells dying.
11:47Dick dastardly on top of the pops.
11:49Koo-ka-choo.
11:50Beg your brother, what was his hit?
11:52I swear, that clock's stopped.
11:53Oh!
11:54Alvin Stardust!
11:55Hi!
11:56Yes!
11:57I can't tell you much more of this.
11:58I met him in the 60s.
12:00But it wasn't Alvin Stardust then.
12:02Oh!
12:02Sorry.
12:03Wasn't he married to Lisa Goddard?
12:05Oh, yeah.
12:06Oh, I love Lisa Goddard.
12:08Don't lose your temper, David.
12:09I didn't lose the green cross-cared man as well.
12:11Just count to ten.
12:12No, no, you're thinking of the fellow who played Darth Vader.
12:15No, this was before him.
12:17Two, three, four, five, six...
12:21Who cares?
12:22David, please.
12:23Come on, go and put the kettle on or something.
12:25I'm fine.
12:26Oh, that's lovely.
12:27Thank you, Audrey.
12:28You sure love it.
12:29Yeah.
12:30I hope it all goes well with the social workers
12:32because you managed to get Joanie back.
12:33Oh, thank you, Mary.
12:36And, uh, Audrey, I hope to see you at Kevin's poker night.
12:40Oh, as if, uh...
12:42One side is shorter than the other.
12:46I haven't finished yet, have I?
12:47Well, you are going to fix it, though.
12:50No, Mary, I'm going to leave it like that.
12:52Only I've got this cocktail thing.
12:54Good for you.
12:56No offence, but you don't seem all there this morning.
13:00I don't seem all...
13:01You haven't been all there since the day I met you.
13:03David!
13:04I am not taking this off you.
13:06No, please stay.
13:08Listen, I'll sort you out.
13:09Come on.
13:10No, I will not stay here another second.
13:13Oh, please.
13:16What is the matter with you, huh?
13:21I do want to tell her.
13:26Do you know I can't sit here all day, David, sweetheart?
13:29But I don't want to panic her.
13:31She's got a dodgy ticker, as it is.
13:33I mean, it might be okay.
13:34Is it the baby?
13:37Because they cancelled the scan.
13:38I'm going to tell her.
13:39I need to tell someone.
13:40It's killing me.
13:41Here's your gown.
13:42There.
13:44Just so you know, I'll be taking my business elsewhere from now on.
13:47Apologise to Mary.
13:49No, I'm not apologising.
13:52I've got bigger things on my mind.
13:54I am not saying sorry.
13:56David.
13:58Sorry.
13:58It's too late.
14:02Honestly, I don't know what's going through your head half the time.
14:06You're about to find out.
14:07The baby.
14:08You know, you're worried about it.
14:12But that's only natural, sweetheart.
14:15You know what you need?
14:16You need your family.
14:18It'll take your mind off things.
14:22So I'm going to ring up and get them all round for tea tonight.
14:26Okay?
14:26I'd rather choke on my own vomit.
14:29Good.
14:29Well, that's sorted.
14:31Now go on, get yourself home, get ready and go for the scan.
14:36All right?
14:42A package?
14:44I haven't seen a package.
14:46Do I need a reason to speak to me or more?
14:51Why would I want money?
14:52I'm fine.
14:54Yeah, kids are fine.
14:56Shona's fine.
15:00That's all I need.
15:01Listen, Gail, I'm gonna have to go, all right?
15:06Because you're boring me.
15:08All right.
15:08Bye.
15:09You going to get a spoke a night?
15:11Uh, depends.
15:12Are you?
15:13No, I haven't got much of a poker face.
15:15I always laugh when I've got a good hand.
15:17You should go, though.
15:18This might be your last chance.
15:19There won't be any more last nights for you once a baby arrives.
15:25You all right?
15:28Yeah.
15:28Um...
15:30Yeah, I can't go either.
15:31Kirk.
15:32Um, family stuff.
15:34Be lucky.
15:35Don't let her see you losing it.
15:44Gotta be strong.
15:45You're babbling, David.
15:58Shut up.
15:59Some girls like a bit of rough, don't they?
16:00Lucky me.
16:02This morning at work, really dragged.
16:05Tell me about it.
16:07It's like when someone used to offer you out, you know, at school.
16:10Here I go again.
16:11All day, I knew you had this fight at half three.
16:14You had to pretend as though you were fine when, really, you were just cacking your pants all day.
16:20Sorry.
16:22I don't know why I'm telling you this.
16:23You probably had more fights than me.
16:24Probably won a lot more in all.
16:26Yeah.
16:27That's just what she needs.
16:28Your sad jokes.
16:30Just be honest with her.
16:31Tell her how you feel.
16:33Sorry.
16:35No, none of this is helping.
16:38Just...
16:38To be honest, I'm just a bag of nerves.
16:42I'm sure everything's gonna be okay.
16:43Is she just saying that or does she really mean it?
16:46It's like you said yesterday.
16:47What's it matter?
16:48There's no point worrying until we know what's going on.
16:50I should be the one reassuring her.
16:52Just stay positive and keep a healthy mind, healthy body, all that.
16:55I can't believe how strong she is.
16:58Wish I could be that strong.
17:00Stop.
17:02Get a grip.
17:03If I lose it now, it's just gonna make her feel worse.
17:06Um, I'll...
17:09I'll see you at home.
17:10Okay.
17:14I'll mess that up.
17:16Dinner.
17:16No.
17:16No.
17:46I can't let her see these. They'll tip her over at the edge.
17:52Yeah, come in.
18:05Stop it, David. Keep it together.
18:16Did you not want to come? Is that it?
18:25Sorry, I was just...
18:26Don't tell her I've been crying.
18:30She's been crying as well. Maybe we're not that different.
18:35You all right? Do you want me to drive?
18:37Why would I want you to drive?
18:39Well, it's just... You look like you...
18:41What? Look, can we just go, please? Put your seatbelt on.
18:44You don't have to be strong for me, you know?
18:46I mean, it's all right to be scared. I'm terrified.
18:48You're not going to be much used to it then, are you?
18:51Look, I'm trying to be positive.
18:52Well, try harder.
18:53But I've got all these thoughts going on...
18:55Oh, you know what? If you're going to be like this, you just don't have to come.
18:58Like what?
18:59Like this.
19:02Why are you trying to shut me out?
19:03Because I don't need you, okay? I can go on my own.
19:07Fine. Take it out on me if it helps.
19:09Get out the car.
19:11She doesn't mean it.
19:12I'm not joking. I don't want you coming to the hospital with me.
19:15Stupid.
19:17Get out the car. I mean it.
19:22I love you.
19:24All right? And this is my baby and all.
19:27And we're a team, okay? And remember that.
19:30And I'm not going anywhere.
19:32I'm sorry.
19:33The vending machine wasn't working so I had to go out and shop.
19:35Plus, I wanted to get away from that woman. Did you hear her?
19:38Naming the kid, Kale.
19:39Keep your voice down.
19:40Yeah, I know. Come on.
19:41Naming a baby after a vegetable.
19:42Right, we're going in.
19:43Yeah, I'm glad you're here.
19:44And where else would that be?
19:45And where else would that be?
19:47I'm sorry.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:49Vending machine wasn't working so I had to go out and shop.
19:52Plus, I wanted to get away from that woman. Did you hear her?
19:55Naming the kid, Kale.
19:57Keep your voice down.
19:58Yeah, I know. Come on.
19:59Naming a baby after a vegetable.
20:02Right, we're going in.
20:04Yeah.
20:05I'm glad you're here.
20:06And where else would that be?
20:08I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but the second scan did confirm that there is a small mass on the baby's neck.
20:26Now, in some cases, it can block the baby's airway, making it difficult to breathe or swallow.
20:33And if the oesophagus is obstructed, that can lead to a buildup of amniotic fluid in the womb, which can cause premature labour.
20:42Wait, hang on. Are you saying the baby might come early?
20:46Potentially.
20:48There's no easy way to say this.
20:51But, erm, as the pregnancy's under 24 weeks, I need to let you know that you will be offered the option of an abortion.
20:59Obviously, that's your decision.
21:04And please take all the time you need, OK?
21:08But if you do decide to go ahead with the pregnancy, then Mum will have to have regular ultrasounds,
21:15and she'll need to undergo what's called an exit procedure.
21:19It's a specialist type of surgery where they operate while the baby is still attached through the placenta.
21:24Now, it's a long and complicated procedure.
21:30And it's not without its risks.
21:33For Mum and for your daughter.
21:39I'm sorry, it's not better news.
21:42I know it's a lot to take in.
21:45It's a girl.
21:47David, for having a girl.
21:49Can you imagine Lily's face when we tell her she's gonna have a little sister?
22:11Hey, do you think we should tell your mum?
22:13You know, call her. Or maybe we should wait.
22:14No, I don't know. What do you think? Should we wait?
22:16Have you heard yourself?
22:18What?
22:20I've just been told there's a serious problem with the baby, and you're acting like it's nothing.
22:25Right, I'm not stupid, OK? I know it's not gonna be straightforward.
22:28But today's been surreal, you know? There's been so much to think about, so much to take in.
22:32And I thought we were gonna lose her.
22:35And now we've been told there is a chance that she could be born healthy.
22:37Yeah, there's a chance.
22:38I don't understand why you're being so negative.
22:41I'm not. I'm being realistic.
22:42Well, you said before...
22:43Listen, I know how much you want this baby, alright? And I do too, but at what risk?
22:49OK.
22:51What is it you're saying?
22:53I dunno!
22:55What I do.
22:59I think we should think about having a termination.
23:01To be fair, it was completely out of character for Fizz.
23:09When you say out of character, I don't...
23:12Hang on. Why were you saying that she was stressed?
23:16Because, I mean, obviously it can't be easy. You've been in a wheelchair.
23:19Yeah! Nightmare!
23:21Right, what exactly happened?
23:22Er, she, erm, she broke a machine.
23:24Yeah, it was playing up with someone and she must have got frustrated.
23:27And then we had a big order going out, so she felt dead guilty.
23:30Oh, I bet Carla would well act off.
23:33Fizz didn't say anything.
23:34Well, listen, it was no real deal.
23:36I mean, Carla wasn't even there, so...
23:38Anyway, I'm gonna have to shoot.
23:39My gran's organised tea for David and Shona, so...
23:42See you later.
23:44See you at Kev's later?
23:46Er, yeah.
23:48That's what you're saying, I've just got to sit there and keep my mouth shut.
23:52No, actually, I'm saying, is that it's okay to ask a question,
23:56but then wait for the other person to respond,
23:57not keep going on like a Duracell bunny.
24:00Well, just get a bit nervous, that's all.
24:02Social services.
24:04They left him an hour ago.
24:08Hello?
24:10Er, yeah, we've only just got home, actually.
24:14Oh, right.
24:16Oh, okay.
24:18Well, yeah.
24:19Thanks for letting us know.
24:21Bye.
24:25Sounds like Lou's got herself into some sort of trouble,
24:28and it sounds serious.
24:30She's up in court tomorrow.
24:32What kind of trouble?
24:34Fighting.
24:36Hello, hello, hello.
24:38Hiya.
24:39That guy in the sweet shop is dead weird.
24:41Ryan, why?
24:42So, we're just picking some sweets, right,
24:45and then he just starts waffling on about sugar, bacteria.
24:49That guy's never getting rich, I'm telling you that.
24:51Do you want one?
24:52No, I want you to save them,
24:54because we've just come back from social services
24:58and they've agreed to let Joni come home
25:01and she's coming back tomorrow.
25:02Are you serious with me?
25:03Yeah.
25:04Yeah.
25:05It's good news, isn't it?
25:06Yeah.
25:07Well, except from the fact that she's well annoying.
25:08Yeah, it's a family trait, that.
25:10And there is something else that we need to tell you.
25:13Yeah, Sally and I are going out, so you'll have to get your own tea.
25:15There's stuff in the freezer.
25:17I'll reach you. Come on.
25:18I need a pick.
25:19OK, have fun, guys.
25:22It's probably best we keep it between ourselves until we know more.
25:27I know it's scary,
25:29and I'm not ignoring the reality of the situation,
25:33but the doctor reckons that there's no more risky than having a cesarean,
25:36and women have those all the time.
25:37It's not like having a cesarean, is it?
25:39There's major risk involved.
25:41Oh, David, there's risk crossing the road.
25:43There's risk driving a car or swimming in the sea.
25:46But, David, this is our daughter.
25:47Is she not worth it?
25:49I don't know.
25:51I honestly don't know,
25:52but what I do know is that I love you
25:55and I don't want to lose you.
25:58We mustn't be thinking of the worst-case scenario.
26:02But they happen.
26:04I mean, Kylie, she walked across to the Rovers
26:06to get a bottle of champagne and she died.
26:08They happen.
26:10They said it was a complicated procedure.
26:12But that doesn't necessarily mean it's a dangerous one.
26:15Come on in.
26:17Oh, rude.
26:18Gran asked me to bring you some food.
26:20Before you ask.
26:21The smell is cheese.
26:23Thanks, Nick.
26:25Shall I just put it in the fridge then?
26:33Oh, babe, just put them posters up, will you?
26:35What?
26:36The posters.
26:37And the flaming mixologist's late.
26:39Five o'clock he was supposed to be here.
26:40Honestly, this is going to be a disaster.
26:42I called Will and went the voicemail.
26:44Well, you know he never answers his phone.
26:45I sent messages.
26:47I told him before he went to school to come straight home.
26:49Make sure they're not wonky, please.
26:50Well, look, do you think we should phone school?
26:52He might have a detention or something.
26:54Well, then he should have messaged.
26:56Well, as should the mixologist, who should have been here half an hour ago.
26:59Look, give it ten minutes and then phone school.
27:01Oh, it's Will.
27:02Yeah.
27:03Put him on loudspeaker.
27:04Hiya, Will.
27:05You're on loudspeaker, your dad's ear.
27:06I told you to come straight home.
27:07Stop stressing, will you?
27:08Everything's cool.
27:09No, everything is not cool.
27:10Where are you?
27:11Leeds.
27:12Leeds.
27:13Leeds?
27:14Are you having a laugh?
27:15No, listen.
27:16I'm going to this athletics meet.
27:17With my old club.
27:18Since when?
27:19Megan messaged me.
27:20Well, it's the first I'm hearing about it.
27:21I was in class.
27:22I had no phone.
27:23She said it'd be good competition for me.
27:24Look, the minibus is here.
27:25I've got to go.
27:26Well, make sure you come straight back after.
27:27Yeah, yeah.
27:28Well, good luck to...
27:30Oh, no.
27:31No, no.
27:32No, no.
27:33No, no.
27:34No, no.
27:35No, no.
27:36No, no.
27:37No, no.
27:38No, no.
27:39No, no.
27:40Look, it's...
27:41Gone.
27:42And I thought the toddler bit was hard.
27:45Well, that's what my mum used to say about me.
27:47Look, I think we just need to be grateful that he's actually doing something.
27:50Hmm.
27:51Do you think maybe I should go to Leeds, see if he's all right?
27:53No, I do not.
27:54We've got a pig in events to run.
27:56Posters, come on.
27:58Chop, chop.
28:08Oh, it's working.
28:09What are you doing?
28:10What are you doing?
28:11Well, I heard your machine was broke, so I'd come to fix it.
28:15Oh, they got someone in.
28:16Oh, right.
28:18How did you know about my machine?
28:21Well, I bumped into Michael and Sarah.
28:24They wasn't gossiping.
28:26I think they thought that I'd already know, but...
28:29I probably should have offered to pay for it.
28:31No, no, there's nothing to pay.
28:33Machines break all the time.
28:37I just felt a bit bad, cos I did take my temper out on it a bit.
28:44Imagining it was me, was it? I wouldn't blame you.
28:46No.
28:47It's not your fault you're in a wheelchair, Ty.
28:52It's just...
28:54It's been a lot juggling work and home.
28:59And me.
29:00No.
29:01No, but everything going on with the girls.
29:04Ruby was trolling her own sister, for goodness sake.
29:07Yeah, and that is exactly why I didn't tell you about it straight away.
29:10It's just...
29:14It's been a bit of a strain.
29:17And...
29:19I've ended up feeling like I've not been doing any of it very well.
29:23Especially when the kids are concerned.
29:25Well, then why didn't you tell me?
29:28No.
29:29No, you shouldn't have to, no.
29:31I'm sorry.
29:32I know.
29:33Look, things are going to change.
29:35I'm going to change.
29:36I'm going to get back to work.
29:37Ty, how can you?
29:38Yeah, you...
29:39Look, alright, I'm not going to be fixing cars, am I?
29:40But there's other things that I can do.
29:41You know, paperwork and stuff.
29:43But also, there's...
29:45There's one thing that I need you to do.
29:48What?
29:49I need you to talk to me.
29:52Actually, no, we...
29:54We need to talk to each other.
29:55And I don't just mean about the kids.
29:57I mean about what's going on with us and...
29:59Everything okay?
30:03Yeah, okay.
30:06Aren't you going to be late for your poker night?
30:07Well...
30:08Thought I'd give it a miss.
30:10Hmm.
30:11Right.
30:12Anybody else want another drink?
30:13No, thank you.
30:14Well, alright.
30:15Come on.
30:16Tyrone, sorry I can't make it today.
30:17Oh, that's a shame.
30:18Right, you're losing.
30:19We could have done with some fresh meat.
30:20Ha, ha, ha, ha.
30:21Do you know what?
30:22I had a parishioner once.
30:23She lost a house.
30:24Ended up living in a caravan.
30:25Didn't even tell her husband.
30:26Didn't he think it was odd they were in a caravan?
30:27No, no, she told him.
30:28That they were redecorating.
30:29Oh, that's awful.
30:30Look, can we just play please?
30:31So a pair beats what?
30:32Pretty much nothing.
30:33Yep.
30:34Alright.
30:35You Tibet, my friend.
30:36I reckon he's got a good hand.
30:37That's why he's been so friendly.
30:38Tensh.
30:39Yep, I'll call that.
30:40I'm in.
30:41Oh, there's something very sexy about that.
30:43Look.
30:44Mysterious yet stern.
30:45Like a moody matron.
30:46Well, you're off my Christmas card list.
30:47Dang it.
30:48Okay, so three beats, three of a kind.
30:49I'm not saying I've got it, but I'm just trying to get it clear in my head.
30:52Have you seen Abbey?
30:57I see and write it out.
30:58I think I'm so happy.
30:59We've driven the world.
31:00Look. Mysterious yet stern.
31:03Like a moody matron.
31:05Well, you're up my Christmas card list.
31:07OK, so three beats, three of a kind.
31:10I'm not saying I've got it, but I'm just trying to get it clear in my head.
31:14Have you seen Abbey?
31:15What? Since you shats up with me brother.
31:20OK, final round.
31:22Hang on, hang on.
31:23Tim, Sal, you want another drink and then we can start making things a bit more interesting?
31:29Oh, golly.
31:30Yeah.
31:33And then these two are rum-based.
31:35Is that some kind of veg?
31:36Well, yeah, it's mint.
31:38Mint? Oh, I'm sorry, love. It repeats on me.
31:42What's this one?
31:44Now then, this one is called the hurricane.
31:48Oh, well, try everything once, I say.
31:51Yeah.
31:52Pick.
31:53No, you're all right, sir.
31:56Oh.
31:57Oh.
31:58Whoever threw that together, they must have shares in sugar.
32:03Sorry, love.
32:05I'll have a vodka and tonic when you're ready.
32:11Beth loved the pina colada.
32:13You know, with a little umbrella.
32:14Oh.
32:15Truth be told, I'm pretty partial to a frozen margarita.
32:19I made it for her at home once, but we didn't have any coconut cream.
32:22So I used a tin of evaporating milk, stuck a cherry in it.
32:26It'll look good as it goes.
32:26Nah.
32:27You're a star, you know that.
32:29I'll just stick to the roof.
32:30All right, tell them.
32:34What's the verdict?
32:35Well, put it this way.
32:37Tom Cruise can sleep easy.
32:39It's not my fault the bloke was a no-show.
32:41You hired him.
32:43Do you ever take responsibility for anything?
32:45Not exactly buzzing, is it?
32:48It's early.
32:49If it's the younger crowd you want to pull in, you should have Ollie out front.
32:54Where is he, anyway?
32:55He's out with Dee Dee.
32:56Haven't seen William either.
32:57He's at an athletics meet in Leeds.
33:00On his own?
33:01Hmm?
33:01I don't know what your mother let you get up to at 15.
33:05I said he could go.
33:07It'll do him good to be a bit more independent instead of being chauffeured around everywhere.
33:13Cocktails.
33:13How glamorous.
33:15A bloody Mary, if you would please, Eva.
33:17And dial up the spice.
33:19No, don't be ridiculous.
33:26Come on, Nick.
33:26Oh, come on, Nick.
33:27Don't get me involved.
33:28Oh, Fran, back me up, please.
33:30Well, I don't recall him ever taking food off your plate.
33:33Mind you, when he was young, he was a right greedy little so-and-so.
33:36Mind you, there was one time when your mother was called to school
33:41because you had eaten a poor little lad's packed lunch.
33:45I was in my case.
33:46Do you blame me?
33:49Gail's sandwiches were awful.
33:51Who gives a kid Marmite sandwiches?
33:53Well, come on, if we were playing at who was the most deprived...
33:56Hey, you lot don't know you're born.
33:57We were lucky if we got tea.
33:58Look, when you've been through a war and rationing, there we go.
34:02Talk about something a bit more jolly.
34:04Are you guys really excited about the baby?
34:07Well, we did get some news today.
34:10Erm, yeah.
34:11It...
34:11We're having a girl.
34:15Oh, my gosh.
34:16Oh, that's wonderful.
34:17Oh, congratulations, mate.
34:19You must be over the moon.
34:21Oh, that is so exciting.
34:23So when you say, up the ante...
34:39Hang on, I thought we had a £20 limit.
34:41Oh, mate, live dangerously.
34:43It's a philosophy my boss might not approve of.
34:46Yeah, I set myself strict limits, so now I'm out.
34:48Kev?
34:51Er, I'm going to stake my car.
34:55Your car?
34:56That's mad.
34:57Are you serious?
34:58You mean your actual car, not a wee toy one, eh?
35:00Yeah.
35:01So, come on, Tim.
35:02Show us what you're made of.
35:03I'm out.
35:07So?
35:10I'm in.
35:11What with?
35:13Tim's car.
35:14What, Mike?
35:14Hang on, what, Mike?
35:15What's up with your car?
35:16Not now, Tim.
35:17It'll be too late soon.
35:19Wow.
35:21I'm out.
35:23Kev?
35:23Full house.
35:34You won!
35:36You won!
35:36You won!
35:37Four of a cane.
35:38Ooh, okay.
35:39Four of a cane beats a full house.
35:41It does, yeah.
35:41Keys.
35:42Give us a keys.
35:43House.
35:43Come on, keys.
35:45No, I'm not taking his car.
35:47Why not?
35:47Cos I'm not taking his car.
35:49No, take it.
35:50You won it fair and square.
35:51No, I'm not taking it.
35:52Well played, matron.
35:53Oh, thank you.
35:55Right, on that note, Tim.
35:57All right.
35:57Why?
35:58He's still early.
35:59No, we need to get back to the kids.
36:00Aye.
36:01I should be getting off myself.
36:02I've still got a load of beer.
36:03Yeah, next time.
36:04It's a fun night, though.
36:05Yeah, thanks, Kev.
36:06Cheers, Kev.
36:07Good night.
36:07Good night.
36:15Oh, and I saw the most adorable baby clothes
36:19when I was in the Arndale the other week.
36:20The little girl clothes are so cute.
36:24This couple came into the bistro the other day
36:26with a little baby and a little dog,
36:28and they were wearing matching bandanas.
36:30Oh, gracious.
36:32Oh, that is so cute.
36:34I guess I should be grateful I only ever had hamsters.
36:36Er, Shona, do you want to give us a hand
36:38with this pudding cheese?
36:40No, just bring it over.
36:42We can do it here.
36:43Yes, good idea.
36:44Now, put me down for a pram or a cot
36:47or anything you want, my darling.
36:48Oh, do we thank you?
36:49OK, a toast.
36:51Oh, yes.
36:52Come on.
36:53To our baby girl.
36:55Aw, to our baby girl.
37:01But what if you'd lost?
37:02Are you kidding me?
37:05Kevin's an open book.
37:07He's a worse poker player than you are.
37:09It's only ours.
37:11What are you talking about?
37:12I've totally got a poker face.
37:15When you've got a decent hand,
37:17you've got this smug little curl of your lip,
37:19and with Kevin, it's like a deep breath and a sniff.
37:23Yeah, all right.
37:24But Kev's car's nicer than mine.
37:26It's probably got a lot less on the clock.
37:28You are not seriously suggesting
37:30that I should have kept it.
37:32No, but maybe a straight swap.
37:35No, I'm only joking.
37:37What do you think all that was about,
37:37raising the stakes like that, then?
37:40Poor Kevin.
37:41He's clearly not in a good place.
37:43We need to do something to help him.
37:44Yeah, what with Kev, what with Lou.
37:47Tim, I know you don't think
37:48we should tell them about Lou, but...
37:50What's the point?
37:51We don't know enough details,
37:52and she might get off.
37:53Well, I agree about Shanice,
37:55but Brody's older.
37:56Yeah, but Brody's good.
37:57He's in a good place, and he's settled.
37:59And like I say, we don't know the details.
38:01So what's the point of saying, Al?
38:02Tim, he won't thank us when he finds out.
38:06Do you know, I had a job
38:07as a cocktail waitress once.
38:10Well, hostess, as it used to be
38:12back in the day.
38:13Oh, Rita, how exciting.
38:16You know, I'm thinking Ricks.
38:18I'm thinking Humphrey Bogart.
38:20I'm thinking Casablanca.
38:22Oh, well, think again.
38:24This was a green dolphin in Stockport,
38:27and the outside toilet
38:28was used as a changing room.
38:30And the only thing green in there
38:32was me.
38:34I tried one of them green teas
38:35the other week in work,
38:36because we run out of order now.
38:38I mean, what's that all about?
38:40Sorry, I'm just not a cocktail kind of guy.
38:43Yeah.
38:43To be fair, I wouldn't have put you down
38:45as a poker kind of guy either.
38:46What, too risky?
38:48Sorry, no offence.
38:50You know,
38:51I tell you what,
38:51on those cruise ships,
38:52I've seen people
38:53lose their shirts off the back.
38:54Oh, sometimes you've just
38:55got to go for it.
38:57I stake me car.
38:59You never?
39:00What did the others say?
39:02Let's call it a night.
39:03Believe me,
39:05they saved you from yourself.
39:07I'm not sure about that.
39:13Here.
39:14Babe,
39:14what a disaster.
39:17Oh, love.
39:19Just
39:20chalk it up.
39:22Next time,
39:22we'll know to promote our events
39:23well in advance,
39:24and, you know,
39:25maybe
39:25target our clientele
39:27a wee bit more realistically.
39:28What do you mean?
39:30Well,
39:30I doubt Rita and Kirk
39:31and Mary
39:32are who you had in mind
39:33for the great cocktail extravaganza.
39:35Make way for the cavalry.
39:37Oh,
39:37belting.
39:38Just when I thought
39:38it couldn't get any worse.
39:40It's like a wake.
39:41Right,
39:42you lovely lot,
39:43have I got a treat for you.
39:46Does everyone know
39:47sweet Caroline?
39:48Hey!
39:50Let me get myself sorted.
39:51Close, Megan.
39:52I met Neil Diamond,
39:54you know.
39:54Oh, here we go.
39:56He was getting out of a cab
39:58at the back of a theatre
39:59in Dublin.
40:01I was with my cousin Janice.
40:03Anyway,
40:03there he was,
40:04getting out of the cab,
40:06and Janice gives me
40:07this almighty shove,
40:09and I fell at his feet.
40:11more accurately
40:12in the telecom.
40:12About an accident
40:13on the motorway.
40:14When's Will okay?
40:15Oh, yeah,
40:15they're all fine,
40:16but they can't get through.
40:17Megan suggested
40:18we'll spend the night
40:18in the hotel with the team
40:19and she'll drop them back
40:20first thing.
40:21Oh, you know,
40:21she's a good egg.
40:23Yeah, we're lucky,
40:23aren't we?
40:24Yeah.
40:24Where it began,
40:27I can't begin to knowin',
40:30but then I know
40:31it's growin' strong.
40:35Was in the spring,
40:37and spring became the summer,
40:41who'd have believed
40:42you'd come along.
40:45You know it now.
40:49Hands,
40:50touching hands,
40:53reaching out,
40:56touching me,
40:59touching you.
41:01Come on and sing it.
41:03Sweet Caroline.
41:08Well, it didn't help
41:09that you narrowed
41:09through all your popcorn
41:10all over her head.
41:11Well, it was her fault
41:12for putting a stupid
41:14table thing on my side,
41:15and she was sucking
41:16sweets for the whole thing.
41:18Gross.
41:18But you liked it.
41:24The film?
41:25Yeah, it was great.
41:28Good.
41:30Just be careful not to mention
41:31you've seen it.
41:32We don't want your parents
41:32getting suspicious.
41:34They're too busy
41:34sorting out the pub
41:35to worry about me.
41:37This'll be good.
41:39For us.
41:39I mean.
41:41It is.
41:44Because,
41:45Will,
41:45if they ever found out
41:46about me and you...
41:47They won't.
41:48I promise.
41:48Bullshots.
42:15Come now,
42:15Darby.
42:16Tell me,
42:17you feel much better
42:18as I treat you
42:18holding up my side,
42:19frankly.
42:20Is it my mother-in-law
42:21complaining about her...
42:22Don't you...
42:23Wonderful.
42:39A little girl.
42:40Sweetheart.
42:41Bless you.
42:42Oh.
42:43God bless.
42:44Night, Audrey.
42:44Yeah.
42:46Come on.
42:47And this side.
42:48All right.
42:48Night, Graham.
42:49God bless, love.
42:51Oh, it's wonderful news.
42:53Wonderful.
42:55Fancy a brew?
42:57What are you doing?
42:59Told you I'm making a brew.
43:01Don't be cute.
43:02What?
43:02I'm not even wearing a bandana.
43:04Sean, just leave the flaming tea,
43:05will you?
43:07Why are you pretending like
43:08everything's fine when you know
43:09it's not?
43:10Because I know it will be.
43:11No.
43:12You don't know anything.
43:13Right now,
43:13you're just crossing your fingers
43:14and hoping for the best.
43:15And we haven't even finished
43:16discussing what we were going to do.
43:18I have.
43:19Look,
43:20our baby's growing inside me.
43:21Do you think there is a world
43:22in which I wouldn't do
43:23everything I could
43:24to get her ear safe and sound?
43:27Look,
43:27how do you know
43:28it's not going to be you, then?
43:29Could you live with yourself
43:30if we terminated this pregnancy
43:32when there's a chance
43:33that she could grow up
43:33to be fit and healthy?
43:34I love you,
43:38but this is my body
43:39and my decision.
43:41I am going to have
43:42the exit procedure, David.
43:53And if you've been affected
43:54by issues raised
43:55in tonight's programme,
43:57you can visit
43:57itv.com
43:59slash advice
44:00for support information.
44:01Next,
44:03True Crime Presents
44:04Murder,
44:05Smoke
44:06and Lies.
44:07We'll see you next time.
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