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00:00Hey, what do we have here? Sleeping on the job? Good morning, my sweet prince.
00:07Who the hell are you? Who am I? Doesn't matter. Uh, you're fired.
00:21I know. I'm on my way right now. Okay, I'll try that.
00:24Shit, the hacker's trying to bust through the server firewall. This is bad.
00:27Okay, do something. The server is the company's lifeline. If they break through the firewall, we're finished.
00:32Guys, our IP is locked.
00:33Just shut me out. Hold on, just let me...
00:36Okay, just relax. There's got to be a way.
00:43I can handle this.
00:46You?
00:47Like hell. This guy works in network operations, you know, fixing computers, watching surveillance footage.
00:52How the hell is he going to stop a large-scale hack?
00:54Do you know what to do?
00:55Dude, we're running out of time.
00:58Desperate time has called for desperate measures. Eric, get in here.
01:11Oh my god, he's unlocked the IP.
01:15Firewall's safe.
01:16And I sent a bot in that swarm to launch a DDoS, so we milder personal data.
01:20Eric, you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them.
01:25Dude, that was sick. I was telling you you were just some sort of network maintenance lag.
01:28It turns out you're a better programmer than I am.
01:31How the hell did you get so good?
01:32What you did just now was legendary.
01:34Wait, I heard our boss has recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net.
01:42Was that you?
01:43Hi.
01:45Look, I'll have to tell you later.
01:47My botnett just traced these hackers' IP addresses.
01:50Say we're going to have to shut them down one by one if we want to protect the server.
01:53Which is going to take some time.
01:57Uh, you guys can all head out.
02:00I'll take it from here.
02:02Right, yeah.
02:02Uh, you guys can go.
02:04Okay.
02:23God, finally.
02:43Oh, it's light out.
02:45Great.
02:46Full-blown liner.
02:51You did it.
02:53You're a pro, man.
02:55Yeah.
02:56All in a, uh, night's work.
02:59All right.
03:01I'm going to get some sleep.
03:17Johnny.
03:18So who's this here a guy anyway?
03:20I mean, his skills are off the charts.
03:22Not sure yet.
03:23Man, I thought he was just a network maintenance stretch.
03:25Who knew he could ward off a cyber attack like that?
03:27And with his talents, you'd think the boss would have been a more important role.
03:30You know, I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description.
03:36It's not the same.
03:37Linda, who the hell is that?
03:37This is William Dorsey, our boss' son.
03:43He just completed his MBA at Stanford.
03:46Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues.
03:52Am I looking at two employees from Dorsey Tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess?
03:56I honestly can't tell.
03:56Sir, I can explain.
03:58Zip it, Johnny.
03:59You can't manage yourself, let alone your entire team.
04:01So get out of my face.
04:03You're fired.
04:06You're fired.
04:08Get out.
04:10I just did that.
04:12You know what they say about new management?
04:15There's gonna be some layoffs.
04:17Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
04:21Okay, listen up.
04:26Listen up.
04:27I'm gonna need 150% every single day.
04:30None of this half-assed bullshit anymore, alright?
04:36Who does he think he is?
04:38Elon Musk?
04:41What the hell is this crap?
04:43Okay, I need zero distractions in this office.
04:46Leave your shit at home, and maybe you'll get something done for once.
04:51No!
04:51No!
04:54That was limited edition.
04:56Oh, boo-hoo.
04:58It's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working.
05:02You're fired!
05:04Excuse me?
05:05Uh, Fernanda, see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one?
05:09Dorsey Tech might lack competent workers, but one thing it doesn't lack is money.
05:13Right?
05:14Yes, sir.
05:20And what do we have here?
05:22Sleeping on the job?
05:23Good morning, my sweet prince.
05:27Who the hell are you?
05:28Who am I?
05:29Doesn't matter.
05:30Uh, you're fired.
05:31Oh, you're fired.
05:31Oh, my God.
05:46Okay.
05:46This security takes me now.
05:48This could be funny.
05:49But the man in terms of shit, doesn't matter.
05:50Right?
05:51But the man in terms of the secret.
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