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00:00Well, well, look who it is.
00:14Clyde.
00:15Didn't you, uh, get fired last week?
00:18I did. I got fired. I just got a delivery for the office.
00:23You're delivering food now?
00:25Oh my god, that is so pathetic.
00:28Isaac, you fell hard.
00:31Wait, Mark.
00:33Must be so awkward going back there when they just threw you out, especially as a delivery boy.
00:39Mark, stop.
00:41Don't touch me. I don't want to catch your sad.
00:43Hey, just listen to me, okay?
00:46Whatever you do, don't cross that road, because if you do, you're going to die.
00:50What the hell is wrong with you, man?
00:52I'm already late. What, you want me to get fired too?
00:55Loser.
00:58Hey, keep that food warm, all right?
01:08My name is Clyde Lane, and three days ago, I developed a terrible superpower.
01:15I see death before it happens.
01:18How, when, and why.
01:20He's the fourth one.
01:22I've tried to save them all, but they ignored me.
01:24Why won't anyone do less than any?
01:27Pew!
01:27Hey, hey, hey, you, up there!
01:47Hey, come down!
01:48You're going to fall!
01:49Hey!
01:49Hey!
01:50Clyde?
01:51It's good to see you, man, but what are you doing?
01:53Alan, Alan, you see that window washer?
01:55Yeah.
01:56He's about to fall, okay?
01:57I can see a timer above his head that tells me exactly when and how he's going to die,
02:02and that guy is about to die in 10 seconds!
02:04Hey!
02:05Hey, get down!
02:06Jesus, Clyde, get it together.
02:07You got to snap out of me.
02:08You sound like a crazy person.
02:09Eugene, what you just said, how did you, how did you know he was going to die?
02:17He's the fifth person I've tried to save.
02:23Fifth in three days.
02:29Why are you looking at me like that?
02:30Dude, seriously, what's wrong?
02:33You're scaring me.
02:35That death height.
02:37You have one, too.
02:39Clyde, what the hell's wrong with you?
02:43Don't fuck with me like that.
02:44It's not funny.
02:45No, it's not a joke, Alan, okay?
02:48Yours says you're going to die from a heart attack at 9.25 a.m.
02:52Okay, predicting one random guy's death doesn't mean you suddenly have superpowers.
02:57And I've never had heart problems in my life.
02:59You lost your damn mind.
03:02Alan, I've known you for years.
03:04Why would I pull something this messed up?
03:06Just please, trust me, okay?
03:08In the last three days, I've seen five people with that exact same timer.
03:16And now, they're all dead.
03:21This is bullshit.
03:22People don't just drop dead because they say they will.
03:24Maybe if you had spent less time on comic book doomsday bullshit and more on your job, you wouldn't have gotten fired.
03:31Alan, just get yourself to a hospital, okay?
03:35Just get yourself checked out, please.
03:36For my sake, okay?
03:37Dude, I feel great.
03:38No, actually, I feel fucking amazing.
03:40Or at least I did until you showed up acting like a creep.
03:43Maybe everybody at work was right about you.
03:45You know what they've been saying?
03:46I bet you're washed up.
03:49You used to be good, man.
03:50But when was the last time you actually closed a deal?
03:53Hell, even Liam, who starred as your intern, got promoted to manager over you.
03:57It's not about me, Alan.
03:59I swear, it's not, okay?
04:01Whatever.
04:01I don't have time for this.
04:03Thanks for making me late.
04:03Those other people who died were just strangers, but this is different.
04:11I can't lose Alan.
04:15I have to save him.
04:26Hey.
04:28What are you doing here?
04:30Hey, Claire.
04:31Didn't think I'd be back here so soon, huh?
04:36I've got a delivery for Mr. Kingsley.
04:43What are you looking at, creep?
04:46You're here to bring food, not look down my shirt.
04:49Oh, no, no, I wasn't, I wasn't.
04:51Is someone bothering you, babe?
04:53Yes, Liam, this pervert right here.
04:55Didn't I fire your ass last week?
04:57He just showed up, and he decided to look at my chest.
05:01What?
05:01No, Claire, that is not what happened, okay?
05:03I was looking above your head because you have...
05:05Jesus Christ.
05:09Liam, too?
05:10Hello?
05:10Same time, same cause.
05:16Earth to Clyde.
05:18What are you doing here?
05:19He's dropping off lunch.
05:21He's a delivery boy now.
05:23Oh, a delivery boy.
05:26Wow.
05:28It didn't take long for you to just hit rock bottom, huh?
05:33Cute vest, though.
05:36Now be a good little delivery boy.
05:38Drop off for your food, and get the fuck out of here.
05:41Uh, look, look, I think you and Claire are in grave danger, okay?
05:49Liam, I know we've had...
05:50Liam?
05:51Are we on a first-name basis?
05:55No!
05:56You are the help, and you will address me as Mr. Wealthy Boy!
06:03Oh, my God.
06:27Is there a bomb in this office?
06:29Hey, hey, hey, listen up.
06:33Everybody, um, can I just get your attention?
06:35Just for a second.
06:36Clyde?
06:37What are you doing here?
06:38Didn't you get fired?
06:40Yes, he was.
06:42And now, look at him.
06:45A sad, needy delivery boy begging for attention.
06:49Uh, Liam, Mr. Wellesley, I think there is going to be a bomb that goes off in this office
06:54at 9.30 a.m.
06:56We need to get everyone out of here now, okay?
06:58A bomb?
07:00Oh, gosh.
07:01Everybody, come in.
07:02Morning meeting, okay, okay.
07:05This is why you need to work hard.
07:09Y'all remember Clyde?
07:11He used to be a good employee.
07:14Hell, he was my boss when I first started working here.
07:17But Clyde got complacent, and all his clients dried up.
07:22And now, look at him.
07:25He's a starving nobody begging for attention so bad that he makes up a bomb threat.
07:32Victory Group's security team is world class.
07:37No way someone snuck an explosive in here.
07:39Yeah, the chances of a bomb attack are about the same as us getting struck by lightning.
07:43Or Clyde getting a real jobs.
07:46Okay, everybody, please, just listen to me.
07:49Everyone, please, please, I beg, listen to me.
07:52Look at him.
07:53He's a freaking delivery boy.
07:56And apparently, he can't even do that right.
07:58Because he spilled it everywhere.
08:00These people are horrible.
08:28But I can't just let them die.
08:30Look, everybody, I know it sounds crazy, but I know what I'm talking about, okay?
08:40I can sense when something bad is going to happen.
08:44Go get Alan, okay?
08:45He'll back me up.
08:46Don't listen to this pervert.
08:48He's probably just here to stare down your shirts.
08:50It's not about that right now.
08:52Hey, hey, what's the matter, Clyde?
08:54Your wife not giving it up to you since you lost your job?
08:57You're reduced to staring down chicks' shirts like a sex offender.
09:01Ah, what a creep.
09:03Just get out of here, man.
09:04Please, just go get Alan.
09:06He can explain what I can do.
09:08Ah!
09:08We're not getting anyone.
09:17Investors from the M&N Investment Group are coming today.
09:21It's a huge deal on the line for us.
09:24If you screw this up, I swear to God, the only thing exploding today will be the bomb I'm putting on your pathetic bike.
09:32Why won't you listen to me?
09:34What is wrong with you?
09:35There's nothing wrong with him.
09:37You are almost 40 and just got fired.
09:40Stop embarrassing yourself and just go.
09:43I can't, okay?
09:44Please, just everybody leave the building.
09:48I swear on my life.
09:49Okay, okay, that's it.
09:50I'm done with you.
09:51If you don't get out of here, I swear I'm going to hurt you.
09:55That's what I'll say.
09:56What will it take for you guys to believe me?
10:01Huh?
10:02What will it take?
10:04If we don't leave here, we are all going to die.
10:07That's it.
10:07That's fucking it.
10:08Ah!
10:09Ah!
10:09Ah!
10:11Ah!
10:13Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:17Michelle Wesley, please believe me.
10:20Your life depends on it.
10:22Shut the fuck up!
10:23Ah!
10:24Ah!
10:24Ah!
10:25Ah!
10:26If it wasn't, please!
10:27You know what Clyde gets sometimes?
10:30Stupid old fucks.
10:32No wonder they're friends.
10:34Thank God you're here, man.
10:36Please, please tell them what I can do, okay?
10:39Tell them not today.
10:40That guy is about to die in 10 seconds!
10:43Snap out of you.
10:43You sound like a crazy person.
10:48Holy fucking shit!
10:49What the hell are you doing today?
10:55If you keep acting like a complete madman, you're going to get me fired.
10:59I don't want to be a door dasher in my 40s.
11:01Alan!
11:02Tell them about the window cleaner.
11:05Okay?
11:05Tell them about the death timer.
11:07It's real!
11:08Please, Clyde, stop.
11:10For your own good.
11:11Look, everybody in here has a timer that says they're going to die from an explosion at 9.30!
11:18Right.
11:18And earlier you told me I was going to die from a heart attack at 9.25.
11:22Which one is it?
11:23You can't even keep your own bullshit straight.
11:26It's both.
11:28It's both.
11:28Both are real.
11:29Your timer says you're going to die from a heart attack at 9.25!
11:34That's it.
11:35I'm done with this craziness.
11:39Get your batshit crazy friend out of here.
11:43Or I'm going to fire you too.
11:47Come on.
11:48We'll lock you out of here.
11:53I'm not going anywhere, okay?
11:55After everything we've been through.
11:57Why don't you believe me?
11:59Look, I think if we get you to the hospital now, you still have time.
12:03Give it a rest.
12:04I'm trying to help you.
12:05And you're telling me I'm about to drop dead?
12:07Yes.
12:08Is this some stupid, sick, jealous thing because I still have my job?
12:12Is that what this really is?
12:13No!
12:14It is not some stupid jealousy thing.
12:15I'm trying to save your life, man.
12:17I didn't fucking ask you to.
12:19What?
12:19Get out of my face!
12:20Ah!
12:22Ah!
12:27Can someone clean this shit up?
12:50And, uh, Claire, file a complaint with DoorDash when this delivery boy fired.
12:58Listen up.
12:59This is not a drill.
13:00There's a bomb in the building.
13:01It's going to go off at exactly 9.30.
13:04Everyone needs to evacuate.
13:05Now!
13:06Damn.
13:07Hi?
13:07Holy snap.
13:08Yes, psycho.
13:09Hey.
13:10If you're going to talk shit, at least say it to his face.
13:13Please exit the premises.
13:15This is not a drill.
13:16Clyde!
13:17Are you serious right now?
13:19Yes!
13:19A hundred percent!
13:20I swear to you!
13:21You're dead, moron!
13:22Clyde, are you out of your fucking mind?
13:24Get away from the intercom!
13:28Get away from the intercom!
13:30Mr. Kingsley, uh, Clyde has completely lost his mind.
13:34He's scaring everyone.
13:36Trying to convince us all that there's going to be an explosion here at 9.30.
13:40Mr. Kingsley, it's true, okay?
13:42There is an explosion happening at 9.30 a.m.
13:44That's enough!
13:46I need you to shut your fucking mouth and get the fuck out of here, okay?
13:49The people from Imminent Investment Group is already on their way,
13:52and your bullshit, your craziness is the last thing anyone needs.
13:56Mr. Kingsley, I am not crazy, okay?
13:58I guarantee you, this is happening.
14:00This is true, okay?
14:05Oh!
14:07Security!
14:08Hold this man and call the authorities.
14:09You know, don't even bother, okay?
14:14If none of you believe me, fine.
14:16Stay, see what happens.
14:18I, for one, am leaving.
14:20I...
14:21Ow!
14:22Ow!
14:23Ow!
14:27What's my wife doing here?
14:33Oh no, I forgot Ivy was coming here today.
14:36There you go, honey.
14:44Okay, stop, stop, you're wrinkling my blouse.
14:47Look, I have an important meeting at your old office today,
14:50and I can't deal with any distractions.
14:52Look, I know that building gets a lot of deliveries,
14:54so if you get sent there, just do me a favor,
14:57don't mention that we're married, all right?
14:59Of course, honey, yeah.
15:01Okay.
15:06Love you.
15:10Mr. Todd!
15:12Miss Linden!
15:13Nice to meet you, thanks for having us.
15:15Let's give a warm welcome to Xavier Todd and Ivy Linden
15:18from Imminent Investment Group.
15:26If Ivy stays, she'll die along with everyone else.
15:28I need to get her out of here.
15:30Ivy.
15:31Miss, uh, Linden, please come with me.
15:34There's actually an emergency situation.
15:37Let me escort you off the premises.
15:38Clyde, what the hell are you doing?
15:43Let Miss Linden go.
15:44My apologies.
15:46This delivery boy's having himself a rough morning.
15:49Liam, I want him out of my sight.
15:51Thanks.
15:53How about some coffee?
15:55We have bagels.
15:57That sounds like a plan.
15:58It's fine.
15:59Wait, hey, there's a bomb in the building.
16:01We need to get out of here now.
16:02Let go of her, you fucking lunatic.
16:05There's going to be an explosion.
16:07Jim, Jim, quit standing around.
16:08Come on, help me.
16:10No, no, Ivy.
16:15Emily.
16:16Where the hell do you think you're going?
16:18I don't know about you, but I don't plan on dying at my desk.
16:21Don't tell me you actually believe.
16:23Maybe he's lying.
16:24Maybe he's not.
16:25Either way, better safe than sorry.
16:27I don't want my last moments to be working at the victory group.
16:31Emily, get back here.
16:32You're still on the clock.
16:33Hey, where do you think you're going?
16:37People, hey, come on.
16:40Miss Linden, come on, we have to go.
16:50Fucking hell, Clyde.
16:51Did you take this delivery just because you knew I'd be working here?
16:55I think that this is bigger than your job, okay?
16:57I'm trying to save our lives.
16:59Oh, please.
17:00You're jealous of Xavier, who's just my boss, and so you're trying to sabotage my meeting.
17:05It's not going to work.
17:06Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, I'm not jealous, okay?
17:09Of all the people, I thought you'd believe me.
17:11Hey, Mr. Todd, just ignore him.
17:20Clyde's been struggling.
17:23Whatever the case may be, a potential bomb threat is no trivial matter.
17:27The woman who left had a point.
17:29It would be smart to take this as much as seriously.
17:31Absolutely.
17:32Around here, safety first, always.
17:36You said there was going to be an explosion.
17:38Yes, Mr. Todd, absolutely.
17:39You need to evacuate right now, and you should take Miss Lyndon here with you, please.
17:45Not so fast.
17:47How do you even know this?
17:48It was your proof.
17:49Where's the bomb located?
17:51Who planted it?
17:52I don't know.
17:53I'm sorry.
17:54So no location?
17:57No suspects?
17:58Just blind panic?
18:00You really expect us to drop everything based on nothing?
18:02Look, I know.
18:04I get it.
18:04It sounds crazy.
18:06But I can see a death timer, okay?
18:11Above every single person's head.
18:13I see when they're going to die.
18:15And right now, everybody here is going to die at 9.30 from an explosion.
18:19A death timer.
18:26Of course.
18:28Are you hearing this?
18:29Like I said, the Clyde isn't well.
18:33I'll take care of him, sir.
18:35Come on, buddy.
18:35Let's go.
18:36They got a medium to get to.
18:37Stop.
18:37Mr. Todd, in 30 seconds, this man right here is going to have a heart attack and die.
18:51That's it.
18:57All I've done is try to help you.
19:00You know, I really thought we were friends.
19:01Alan.
19:02I...
19:02You what?
19:03You've been jammering on about my death all morning.
19:06Are you really that jealous?
19:07Because I'm done.
19:08We're done.
19:10Do you know why he's so obsessed with getting Miss Lyndon to leave?
19:13Because she's his wife.
19:15And as for me, I'm not going to die.
19:18You see this shit, Clyde?
19:19I could do this all day.
19:20That's not healthy, my hearty.
19:24No, no, no, no, Alan!
19:27No, no, Alan, no!
19:30See?
19:31I told you!
19:34He's having a heart attack right now!
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