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00:00It's my last year at school. Everyone is in love.
00:25Except me.
00:30Let's see what little loser Lindsey's writing about. Is she calculating the probability of ever getting a date?
00:41Give me back my notebook.
00:43Oh my god. You want to lose your virginity before graduation?
00:48You're still a virgin?
00:51I'm the perfect guy for you.
00:53See that little fatty over there?
00:55I think maybe if we cover up your ugly face in some chocolate, you might just have a shot.
01:00I'm not like you. I don't fall for guys who are as dumb and shallow as your boyfriends.
01:04Are you saying I have bad taste in men?
01:06I'm saying it's not my fault that your two-timing ex-boyfriends gave you an STD.
01:10What's that Lindsey? You're gonna get a boyfriend with an 8-pack and make out with him in front of the entire school?
01:20And if it doesn't happen this semester, you're gonna run around naked for everyone to see?
01:25Wow, Lynn!
01:27I never said that.
01:28She couldn't even bag a loser from the robotics team, much less a guy with an 8-pack.
01:32Yeah, that prude little version would never agree to a dare like that.
01:37Who said I wouldn't?
01:38I guess we'll see then, won't we?
01:40Either you show up with your boyfriend with an 8-pack, or you run around naked for everyone to see.
01:48I'd get a boob job now if I were you.
02:02You just wait and see.
02:08Kyle, why can't you pretend to be my boyfriend?
02:11We don't even go to the same school, no one would know.
02:14Do you want me to commit social suicide?
02:16Sorry Liz, I just can't be your fake boyfriend because...
02:19I mean, well...
02:23Are you kidding me?
02:25We are supposed to be best friends!
02:28You guys are dating behind my back!
02:30How could you not tell me?
02:33Hey, it's your 18th birthday, just blow out the candle and wish for a boyfriend.
02:38Yeah.
02:42God, please send me a hot boyfriend.
02:44I don't want to run around the school naked.
02:57What the heck?
02:58My wish came true.
03:17Hey Linz, I'll be working late tonight.
03:19Happy 18th, little sis!
03:22I've got a special gift to kick off your first year of adulthood.
03:25It's one of my company's latest high-tech products.
03:28It's designed to feel just like real skin.
03:30Honestly, it might be better than a real boyfriend.
03:33Enjoy! XOXO!
03:35Better than human.
03:38Oh God, did Julie send me a hyper-realistic sex bot?
03:44What?
03:50Is he...real?
03:53No boy could ever check all my boxes.
03:56So Julie must have made this robot for me.
03:59This robot feels so real.
04:09What are you doing?
04:12You can talk, too?
04:14God, technology's impressive.
04:16Julie must have spent a fortune on you.
04:19You're the most hyper-realistic robot I've ever seen.
04:23What?
04:25Aren't you a...a sex robot?
04:29I'm not a robot.
04:30You're real?
04:35And why are you naked in my bed?
04:37You pervert!
04:41Can you stop?
04:42This is Coach Johnson's place, right?
04:44Yeah.
04:45I'm this new starter.
04:46You know my dad?
04:47Yeah.
04:48I've never seen you before.
04:50And?
05:01Happy New Year.
05:08So, why are you in my house?
05:10I'm here.
05:11To play football at Maple Hill Academy.
05:13Coach Johnson, he got me a scholarship and said that he'd house me here.
05:17So I'll be staying here until the end of the season.
05:19So you're like an exchange student.
05:22Why are you in my room?
05:25A naked, no less.
05:26Total pervert.
05:27Okay.
05:28You're the one who thought I was a sex robot and got to second base without my consent.
05:31So, who's the pervert here?
05:33It was dark in my room.
05:35But you shouldn't be in my bed anyway.
05:37Come on, I'll show you to the guest room.
05:57I'll show you to the guest room.
05:58I'll show you to the guest room.
06:01Geez, his eyelashes are longer than mine.
06:04He's gorgeous.
06:06Wait, why don't I ask him to be my boyfriend?
06:09I could totally kill my sexless loser image if I slept with him.
06:13What are you doing?
06:16It's my dad.
06:18Lindsay.
06:21Lindsay.
06:22Wait.
06:23Looks like you two have already met.
06:25Getting along just fine.
06:27Um, that's not the point, Dad.
06:30Didn't he want to tell me that a stranger was living in our house?
06:33Sorry, Lindsay.
06:35Wayne's scholarship didn't cover boarding.
06:36I had no choice but to take him in.
06:38So you just stuck him in my room?
06:41Oh, I'm sorry.
06:42That was...
06:43That was my bad.
06:44I went into the wrong room.
06:45I didn't know.
06:46Your door's the first door on the left.
06:48Have a good night, Wayne.
06:49Need to talk to Lindsay.
06:50Thanks, coach.
06:52Have a good night.
07:02Dad?
07:03Lizzie.
07:04Wayne is a star player.
07:06Took a lot of hard work to get him here.
07:08He's gonna take our team to the next level.
07:10I hope you can leave him alone and not distract him.
07:15Me?
07:16Distract him?
07:17Dad, it's my birthday today and the first thing you say when you walk in is to not distract your star player.
07:22God, you only care about football.
07:24You were too busy with the team to see Mom before she dies.
07:27You know what?
07:28I should have never thought you were gonna change.
07:30I won't distract your star player.
07:38Does she not remember me?
07:40No.
07:50Ew.
07:51This is the gift?
07:52I want a real boyfriend, not a vibrator.
07:58Blueboard 2!
07:59Wayne, stay focused!
08:01Bang!
08:02Yes!
08:03That must be the new kid, Wayne Adams.
08:09Everyone says he's getting approached by all the top universities.
08:15Okay, well everybody knows that all the hotties at this school are mine.
08:18And Wayne Adams is no exception.
08:20No one is to go after him.
08:22Understood?
08:28Watch out!
08:29Hey!
08:30Hey!
08:31Lindsay!
08:32You okay?
08:33I'm gonna bring your sister some help.
08:34Come on.
08:35What a pick-me girl.
08:36She clearly just did that to get Wayne's attention.
08:38Lindsay!
08:39Hey!
08:40You okay?
08:41What do you think?
08:42It hurts!
08:43Why did you throw yourself in front of the ball?
08:44The ball!
08:45The ball!
08:46The ball!
08:47The ball!
08:48The ball!
08:49The ball!
08:50The ball!
08:51The ball!
08:52The ball!
08:53The ball!
08:54The ball!
08:55The ball!
08:56The ball!
08:57The ball!
08:58The ball!
08:59The ball was in a wheelchair!
09:00What was I supposed to do?
09:02Ugh!
09:03None of this would have happened if you didn't throw the ball off the field!
09:07Okay, I will take ownership for that problem.
09:11He's tall.
09:12Cute.
09:13Gentle.
09:14He's just my type.
09:17But Dad said not to get involved with him.
09:22Hey, Lindsay.
09:23I have a party later tonight and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to join me.
09:35Ah!
09:36Dad!
09:37Dad!
09:38Wayne!
09:39Coach!
09:40Practice isn't over!
09:41You can't leave in the middle of practice!
09:42If you skip out again, it just might affect the college recommendation letter.
09:45I'm writing for you.
09:46Dad, it wasn't Wayne's fault.
09:47He left...
09:48Lindsay!
09:49What did I tell you last night?
09:50Dad, I'm hurt.
09:51I'm literally bleeding.
09:52Show us how much you care about your daughter.
09:53You can't leave in the middle of practice.
09:55If you skip out again, it just might affect the college recommendation letter.
09:58I'm writing for you.
10:00Dad, it wasn't Wayne's fault. He left.
10:01Lizzie!
10:02What did I tell you last night?
10:05Dad, I'm hurt.
10:07I'm literally bleeding.
10:09Show us how much you care about your daughter.
10:23Hey!
10:27If I'm not mistaken, you had the nerve to talk to Wayne Adams in class today.
10:31So if I were you, I would go to the bathroom and see what you actually look like.
10:36Because you probably scared him half to death.
10:38Can you leave her alone?
10:39Lindsay, I'm fine.
10:41Don't worry, I got your back.
10:43What do you want?
10:46I want to make an announcement.
10:47I, the captain of the cheerleading team, am going to win over Wayne Adams, the new football star.
10:54And all you losers better stay far away from him.
10:57You're all too basic for him anyway.
10:59Fine by me.
11:00Cut the act.
11:01I know you're into him.
11:05See, I knew it.
11:07Face it, Lindsay, he's way out of your league.
11:10He wouldn't give you a second glance even if you were naked in his bed.
11:13What?
11:17Everyone is sick and tired of looking at those badly drawn, uneven eyebrows.
11:21What?
11:22Well, with the way that you worship the ground Wayne walks on, I would think that you're his dog.
11:26I'm sorry.
11:27Maybe.
11:28The world doesn't revolve around empty-headed clout chasers like you.
11:32How dare you.
11:42That's better now you're not so horrible to look at.
11:47What's going on?
11:53Wayne, she did this to me.
11:55She ruined my clothes.
11:56She put disgusting spaghetti all over me.
11:59You know, I'm pretty sure I wasn't talking to you.
12:01Lindsay.
12:03Are you okay?
12:05Never better.
12:06And for you.
12:08Don't bother her again.
12:09Because I'm pretty sure Lindsay wouldn't do something like this unless she was provoked.
12:13Come on.
12:14This isn't over, Lindsay.
12:19Hey.
12:21I brought you something.
12:23Thanks.
12:24Lindsay, Wayne is a star player.
12:27Leave him alone.
12:28Lindsay, he's way out of your league.
12:30They're right.
12:32He deserves someone better.
12:34If I can't be with him, I could at least ask him to hook me up with one of his buddies.
12:39Is everything okay?
12:40Yeah.
12:41It's just petty girl stuff.
12:44Look, so you know how you invited me to that party?
12:47Are you still willing to take me?
12:48Of course, yeah.
12:50Why?
12:51Maybe you can introduce me to your friends.
12:53Why are you suddenly interested in my friends?
12:56I don't want to admit that I'm hoping to find a boyfriend through him.
12:59That sounds a bit lame.
13:02Well, we live together now.
13:03And I want to get to know you better.
13:06She wants to get to know me better?
13:08And your friends are probably just as hot as you.
13:11That's a great sign.
13:15Yeah.
13:17Sure.
13:17I'll see you after school.
13:20Great.
13:20I'll see you.
13:21Yeah.
13:21Hey, Wayne.
13:50What do you think about my outfit?
13:52Do you think your friends are going to like it?
13:55Yeah.
13:57Okay, great.
13:58Let's go then.
14:00Hey!
14:02What's up?
14:02What's up, bro?
14:03How are you?
14:03I want up the street as long as I find a boyfriend today.
14:07What's up, cutie with the glasses?
14:09You guys want to play a game?
14:11Definitely.
14:12Right?
14:16Hey, guys.
14:20Lindsay, my God.
14:23You're never going to find a boyfriend wearing that.
14:25You look like you're going to a church bake sale.
14:27You better be working on your angles,
14:29because I'm bringing the whole damn paparazzi
14:31to your streak across campus.
14:32Is that you, Alyssa?
14:35Sorry, I didn't recognize you without the pasta on your head.
14:38Why don't you worry less about me
14:39and more about that bird's nest on your head?
14:42Lindsay, what streak is Alyssa talking about?
14:47Oh, it's nothing.
14:50All right.
14:52I broke into my dad's liquor cabinet.
14:53Who wants to play Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare?
14:56Oh.
14:57Yeah.
14:59Go.
15:05Oh.
15:09Truth.
15:10Name the last three people you've kissed.
15:14I've never kissed anyone.
15:18What?
15:20Oh, my God.
15:21I mean, I knew you were a virgin,
15:23but I didn't know you'd never even kissed anybody.
15:25Oh.
15:36Oh.
15:36You already picked Truth.
15:39Gotta do a dare.
15:41Wait, I know.
15:42How about I help you get your first kiss?
15:44Since you're the only girl wearing glasses,
15:47how about you kiss the only boy wearing glasses?
15:49Dorks gotta stay together, right?
15:50What?
16:00Suddenly not down to play anymore?
16:02Well, go do a handstand if you can't kiss a social reject.
16:05You can't be serious.
16:06I'm wearing a mini dress.
16:07Say you're a coward.
16:09Who said I was?
16:10Lindsay, we can go home
16:11if you don't want to continue playing.
16:13It's okay.
16:15Everyone deserves to be kissed.
16:17We shouldn't talk down on Jeremy.
16:21That nerd has a name.
16:27So the bet is that
16:28Lindsay has to kiss the only boy wearing glasses, right?
16:31Wait, no.
16:32I can help.
16:33Wayne, that's cheating.
16:35Hey, Lindsay.
16:36Hey, the dare is to kiss somebody wearing glasses.
16:39Are you gonna kiss Lindsay?
16:41Wayne, that's cheating.
16:42If you want to help her so bad,
16:43then kiss that Jeremy guy.
16:44That's my dare.
16:46Nothing else counts.
16:47Wayne, I appreciate you trying to help,
16:49but I can't drag you into this.
16:51I can handle it.
16:54Don't worry.
16:55I'll protect you.
17:06You are still the same brave girl I've always known.
17:09I have to handle this on my own.
17:11Hold on.
17:12Just give me one second.
17:15Jeremy, do you think I can borrow your glasses?
17:20Thanks, buddy.
17:27You ready?
17:31Just to be clear,
17:32the dare is that Lindsay has to kiss
17:34the only boy wearing glasses, right?
17:36You ready for your first kiss?
17:38No, no, no, no.
17:39You ready?
17:40Even on the strain that is even more
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