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00:00Push!
00:03Yep, her blood pressure is dropping.
00:08Yep, come on, push!
00:13We're losing her, we're losing her!
00:15Cassandra, I can't believe you got yourself knocked up.
00:19You're a skank and a disgrace.
00:22I'm telling you, Dad.
00:23I heard she got blackout drunk at some party and woke up at a motel two towns over.
00:28You have to do something about her before she ruins my reputation, boring herself out like that.
00:33You lose immoral brat.
00:36You need to get rid of that bastard child right away before anyone else finds out.
00:40Do you hear me?
00:41What about your bastard child right there?
00:43Hmm?
00:44You didn't bat an eye having her behind Mama's dad.
00:47So how about this?
00:48You get rid of yours and then I'll get rid of mine.
00:50Get out and stay out!
00:52Cassandra Mortensen, I'm disowning you.
00:55Great.
00:57That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
01:00Ah!
01:01Ah!
01:02Push!
01:03Ah!
01:04Ah!
01:05Ah!
01:06Ah!
01:07Ah!
01:08Ah!
01:09Congrats, Mama.
01:10It's a boy and a girl.
01:12They're beautiful.
01:13And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone just like you.
01:17Ah!
01:18Have you found the woman from that night yet?
01:34Ah!
01:35Where are my babies?
01:41I'm sorry, ma'am.
01:42They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
01:46They didn't make it.
02:02Here you go.
02:03The babies as promised.
02:05The mother thinks they're dead.
02:06Can I have the money now?
02:11Thank you so much for coming.
02:12I hope you enjoy and let me know if you need anything.
02:15Yeah, thank you.
02:20Mr. Simon?
02:21Hey, hi.
02:22So I was the top sales employee again this month.
02:28Yep, so I was just, you know, I was wondering if I could get those commission payouts.
02:34And bonuses for the past few months.
02:37Please?
02:40Marry me.
02:42I will pay in cash right now.
02:46Oh, yeah.
02:46Not to reject you or anything, because I would never do that.
02:50That would be crazy.
02:51I don't think that my husband would be too happy about that.
02:54What?
02:55Yeah.
02:56You are married?
02:59Ruben, or are you fired?
03:04For lying to me.
03:05Damn it!
03:13Now how the heck am I supposed to find a husband?
03:20Here's the posters they put up this week, Mr. Steinwall.
03:23Help wanted, sinking mother, compensation $5 million, pants Julian Steinwall.
03:30You rascal!
03:47What were you thinking putting these up all over the city?
03:49What?
03:50Money talks.
03:51Come on, Dad.
03:52We're going on 35, and you still haven't found your mommy for us.
03:56All the kids at school make fun of us, because you obviously can't get a girl.
04:04Another word out of you, Chance, and there's no allowance for you for a month.
04:07My kid grows up with either a watch of love or watches money.
04:11You're not willing to give me either.
04:13I don't want you to be my daddy.
04:18Chance, hold on.
04:19Wait for me.
04:20What?
04:21Are you kidding?
04:23Look at them.
04:24Never mind, Chance.
04:28Just break, Charity.
04:30Charity!
04:31Charity!
04:31Charity!
04:32Charity!
04:34Get out of my hand!
04:36Charity, come on!
04:38Hey, what's going on?
04:40Hey, what is going on?
04:42Hey, what is going on?
04:42What is wrong with you?
05:03I mean, you're trying to kidnap kids in the middle of broad daylight?
05:05That's insane.
05:07Mommy!
05:07Mommy!
05:08Oh!
05:09Daddy, we finally found her!
05:11We finally found Mommy!
05:18Daddy!
05:18So, um, I'm really sorry about that.
05:29I didn't realize you were their dad.
05:30I didn't know.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:31Don't worry.
05:32It's a classic rom-com.
05:34It's cute.
05:36Don't worry, Mommy.
05:37I can buy you a drink myself.
05:39Oh, wow.
05:39Thank you so much, bud.
05:41Um, just one thing.
05:43Why do y'all keep calling me Mommy?
05:45Because I see Mommy in my dreams all the time.
05:48You look just like her.
05:49Me too.
05:50I got the same dreams too.
05:52It's because we're twins.
05:54Twins?
05:55Mine were fraternal twins too.
05:58They're my babies.
06:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
06:01They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
06:04They didn't make it.
06:07Anyway, Mommy, what are you looking for in a future husband?
06:12Chance, knock it off.
06:13Hey now, adult shouldn't butt in when kids are talking.
06:18How about this guy over here?
06:20Whoa.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:22Six feet tall, handsome, great courier, two amazing kids, but never spends time around any
06:31woman.
06:33Yeah, isn't that just your dad's picture?
06:36I'm actually six foot two.
06:37Chance, stop it right now or you're grounded.
06:40Okay, stop.
06:41Don't ground him.
06:42They're having fun, clearly.
06:43It's not a big deal.
06:44It's okay, Mommy.
06:46Daddy actually never grounds us.
06:48He just pretends to be scary.
06:51Oh, yeah, Charity?
06:52What do you know about disciplining kids?
06:54Do you have any kids?
06:56That's what I thought.
06:58Okay?
06:58Chance, Charity, let's go.
06:59Wait, what if we got married?
07:05Then if we were married, I would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine.
07:11There you are, you skank.
07:13I've been looking all over for you.
07:15I maxed out my cards buying you clothes and shoes and you block my number?
07:20Excuse me for just a second.
07:24I'll be right back.
07:27I knew it.
07:28She's just after my money.
07:30All right, we'll go back and wait.
07:36Cassandra, I finally found you.
07:38You're acting like you haven't seen me in three years.
07:42It's been, what, like three days?
07:45Besides, you are a married man.
07:50Act like it.
07:52Wait a minute.
07:53You know I was married?
07:54Mm-hmm.
07:55And you still spent my money?
07:57Yeah.
07:58Revenge.
07:59Oh, also, I did send everything I got directly to your wife, so I hope she loves designer.
08:08Okay, so, um, anyway, about that marriage.
08:19Think about it.
08:23Chance, Charity, why don't the two of you go get some ice cream?
08:27Yes!
08:31Sure, I'll marry you.
08:33Yeah?
08:33But just to be clear, I don't have a dime to my name.
08:35Are you sure about that?
08:39Because your suit you're wearing looks, like, really nice, actually.
08:43I'm the driver for a CEO.
08:45I only make, like, eight, nine grand a month.
08:47Eight or nine, that's not too bad.
08:50That's significantly more than I make, so.
08:52Uh, I mean, more like eight or nine grand quarterly.
08:57Oh.
08:57And it fluctuates a lot.
08:58I only make, like, two, three thousand a month.
09:01I mean, that's, that's not bad.
09:03That's fine.
09:04Where are you living right now?
09:05New Parklands.
09:06In a one-bedroom, one-bed, one-bathroom apartment.
09:10Yeah, it's just fairly big enough, actually, for me and the twins.
09:13Sorry, did you just say New Parklands?
09:16Come on!
09:17No, that's literally the heart of the city.
09:19Those places go for what?
09:21A couple thousand per square foot?
09:23Even the smallest ones are, like, two thousand square feet.
09:26Even if you were the CEO yourself, you probably still couldn't afford to live there.
09:30Come on.
09:31Yeah, no, you're right.
09:32New Parklands is crazy.
09:33That's crazy!
09:34It is.
09:34No, I'm sorry.
09:35I, I just do this thing when I get nervous.
09:38I just start lying.
09:40I do that.
09:41No, I do that, too.
09:42Seriously, I, I, I work in sales.
09:44I literally lie to customers for a living.
09:47Uh, no, actually, though, I'm, I'm kidding.
09:49Um, it's really, it's about.
09:53About what?
09:53It's all about hard work and not giving up, so.
09:58Keep working hard.
09:59Maybe you'll get to live there one day.
10:01I, uh.
10:02Anyway, I am Cassandra.
10:05Officially introducing myself.
10:07I sell shoes for a living.
10:09I make about $3,000 a month, but I make commission, so.
10:13You know, I could help out with the kids' expenses, stuff like that.
10:16Uh-huh.
10:16Well.
10:17Okay, I just, don't say anything.
10:20A good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to think things over, so.
10:25No rush.
10:26Think about my answer, okay?
10:31Why won't you marry her?
10:33I'm not gonna drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her.
10:37Sure.
10:38Have it your way.
10:41Miss Margaret.
10:41There.
10:47Happy?
10:48And what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman anyway?
10:51You don't even know her.
10:53Don't you remember what happened to you when you were little?
10:55Your old nanny that I had to fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you.
11:00Daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back.
11:02Do you really want that to happen again?
11:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Charity, Charity, I'm so sorry.
11:09Did Daddy scare you?
11:10No, I'm hungry.
11:12I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
11:17Well, it's sitting there right in front of you.
11:19Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
11:21No, Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
11:28Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
11:31Which one will you choose?
11:33Your pride or my sister who's starving to death?
11:38You kids.
11:40All right, all right, all right, I'll marry her.
11:43Okay?
11:44Happy?
11:46There's just one condition that we have to follow.
11:49We cannot let her know that we're rich, okay?
11:52I have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first.
11:55Deal?
11:57Well, then that's a deal.
12:03You little rascals.
12:07Chance, do we have to pretend to be poor right now?
12:11I still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday present.
12:17And I still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara.
12:20No, no, no, silly.
12:22That's not enough to get mommy anything.
12:27First, let's get focused on getting mommy and daddy married.
12:32Then she'll get all of daddy's money, and that'll be a lot more than we have.
12:37All right, let's get started.
12:38Let's get started.
12:39Let's get started.
12:40Let's get started.
12:41Let's get started.
12:42Let's get started.
12:43Hello?
12:44Who is this?
12:45This is, uh, uh, uh, William Stein.
12:48Okay, and who would that be?
12:51Your husband.
12:52You might want to save this number.
12:54Oh, come on.
13:01Dude, seriously?
13:03I mean, you are the richest bachelor in Winchester.
13:06I mean, you can marry anybody, and you're letting your kids choose.
13:10Crazy how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around.
13:15I should have never dragged you out for drinks, man.
13:17I mean, you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger.
13:21A little over two grand a month with two kids?
13:27Girl, that does not sound too stable to me.
13:30How do you know that he's not using you?
13:32He's pretty cute.
13:33And the kids.
13:34Abby.
13:35They're a boy and a girl.
13:37Fraternal twins.
13:38They remind me of my babies.
13:44Cass, you can't say that out loud ever, okay?
13:47He's just gonna think you're trying to replace the kids you lost.
13:50He won't trust you.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Anyway, where's the ring?
13:55Any honeymoon plans?
13:56Come on, we can't afford any of that.
13:58Girl, no.
13:59Stand up for yourself, okay?
14:01Tell him you want to go shopping right now.
14:03Shopping?
14:04Text him.
14:06If he's not spending his money on you, he's just gonna be spending it on someone else.
14:09You know what?
14:11There is a little something that I want.
14:13Gold digger.
14:14I knew it.
14:15She's showing her two colors now.
14:16I do think this is really pretty.
14:17Affordable, too.
14:18Okay.
14:19Yeah, I'll take both.
14:20So, you're picking something out for the kids.
14:21Yes.
14:22I wanted a gift for them.
14:23You know?
14:24It's my first time being a mom and all.
14:25I wanted to...
14:26That was a bang.
14:27That'll be $1,200, please.
14:29$1,200?
14:30For...
14:31Can I get a discount?
14:32I did get two, but I want to get one.
14:33No, we don't do that at all.
14:34We don't do that at all.
14:35Okay.
14:36Okay.
14:37Yeah, I'll take both.
14:38Okay.
14:39Yeah, I'll take both.
14:40So, you're picking something out for the kids.
14:41Yes.
14:42I wanted a gift for them.
14:43You know?
14:44It's my first time being a mom and all.
14:45I wanted to...
14:46That was a bang.
14:47That'll be $1,200, please.
14:50$1,200?
14:52For...
14:53Can I get a discount?
14:54I did get two, but I want to get one.
14:57No.
14:58We don't do that around here.
15:01Come on.
15:02Work with me here.
15:03I actually work here, too.
15:04Right around the corner.
15:05Lita's Luxury Shoes.
15:06Ever heard of it?
15:07So you...
15:08You throw me a bone here.
15:09I'll hook you up next time you come into the stop.
15:11Yeah.
15:12I'll throw in a free pair of heel protectors.
15:13I want that.
15:15It's only $1,200.
15:17I mean, if you can't afford it, you don't need to waste my time.
15:21Are you taking them or not?
15:22Yeah.
15:23Yeah.
15:24I'm taking them.
15:25I'll take them.
15:26They do do discounts right now.
15:27Birthdays, holidays, stuff like that.
15:28Although it's not my birthday, so that was a long shot.
15:29But...
15:30Mommy!
15:31Mommy, you've got to take one.
15:32Will you take care of it like a gift for you?
15:34What about this one over there?
15:35It looks nice, doesn't it?
15:36Of course it's nice.
15:37It's $150,000.
15:41$150,000.
15:42$150,000.
15:45For that.
15:46My mom would like to try it on.
15:47Oh.
15:48If you can't afford to buy it, you can't afford to try it on.
15:51I can be held versus I don't want to buy it.
15:53You can be held with the doll.
15:54I don't want to buy it.
15:55I'll take care of it like a gift for you.
15:57What about this one over there?
15:58It looks nice, doesn't it?
15:59Of course it's nice.
16:00It's $150,000.
16:02$150,000.
16:03For that.
16:04My mom would like to try it on.
16:08Oh.
16:09If you can't afford to buy it, you can't afford to try it on.
16:14I couldn't be held responsible if you damaged such a precious piece.
16:20Daddy, could you keep buying for Mommy?
16:24Okay, sweetheart. I'll buy it.
16:27Wait a second.
16:31I'm so sorry, Charity. I seem to have left my wallet at home.
16:34Sir, if you'd like some other options, there's a Goodwill right around the corner.
16:40That might be more of your scene.
16:42I'm doubting my father because you think he can't order it.
16:48What's going on here?
16:49Mr. Richard, sir.
16:51Hello, Mr. Richards.
16:53My wife here was looking at the rings over there in this locker right here,
16:58but I seem to have forgot my wallet at home.
17:00You guys do discounts for birthdays, right?
17:03It just so happens to be my birthday today.
17:07And I was hoping we'd get that discount.
17:11Okay, you know what, Will? Let's just call them.
17:13If this was half off, we couldn't afford it, let alone some birthday discount.
17:16Killian.
17:17What?
17:18What was that?
17:19What?
17:20The necklace, everything is free. Don't worry about it. You have to pay. No.
17:24We'll even throw in the rings for the kiddos.
17:28Oh, you enjoy your birthday, right?
17:33Free?
17:34Yes.
17:35Thank you so much.
17:36Thanks, Charity.
17:37You have yourself a fantastic birthday.
17:38Oh, thank you.
17:39Yeah.
17:41Yes.
17:43Hope to see you soon.
17:45Sir.
17:46What the hell?
17:47How could you give away all of that for free, Richard?
17:53Are you the stupidest person in this entire fall?
17:56That was Killian Steinwell, the wealthiest man in all of Winchester.
18:00You know, when the recession happened, he kept this entire company alive and your salary.
18:05I could give him to hold that door! Everything for him!
18:10She'll be right with you, sir.
18:16Oh, my God. We got all of that for free. He just gave us up. That is quite the birthday discount.
18:19If I've ever seen one, I'm going to come back every year. It's settled.
18:24Wait. Why'd you take that off?
18:27Well, it's expensive.
18:29I want to keep it in pristine condition for when Charity grows up. I think she's gonna love it one day.
18:34Right? Yeah.
18:36It was only $150,000. I got it for you. Keep it.
18:40Did you just say only $150,000?
18:45What do you think you are? Some sort of billionaire? That was crazy. That was a crazy statement.
18:49Anyway, who wants to see what I got for you two?
18:52Me!
18:53Yes, yes, yes. All right.
18:55All right, it's right in here. Ready?
18:58Necklaces. Here, I'll put them on you guys. Ready?
19:01Ready?
19:03Nice.
19:06That birthmark on his collarbone.
19:09One for Charity.
19:12Yes.
19:14Oh, Charity has the birthmark too.
19:19Congrats, Mama. It's a boy and a girl. They're beautiful.
19:23And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone just like you.
19:26They both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
19:27Oh.
19:28Where'd you get the kids?
19:29Both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
19:30Both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
19:31Both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
19:32Oh.
19:34Where'd you get the kids?
19:35I'm...
19:41I don't know.
19:42I hate the kids.
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