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00:00Why won't you listen to me?

00:02What is wrong with you?

00:03There's nothing wrong with him.

00:05You are almost 40 and just got fired.

00:08What will it take for you guys to believe me?

00:10Huh?

00:11What will it take?

00:13If we don't leave here, we are all gonna die.

00:19Hey.

00:21What are you doing here?

00:23Hey, Claire.

00:25Didn't think I'd be back here so soon, huh?

00:28Hmm.

00:29Uh, I've got a, um, delivery for Mr. Kingsley.

00:36What are you looking at, creep?

00:38You're here to bring food, not look down my shirt.

00:42Oh.

00:42No, no, I wasn't, I was, I was...

00:44Is someone bothering you, babe?

00:46Yes, Liam, this pervert right here.

00:48Didn't I fire your ass last week?

00:50He just showed up, and he decided to look at my chest.

00:54What?

00:54No, Claire, that is not what happened, okay?

00:56I was looking above your head because you have...

00:58Jesus Christ.

01:02Liam, too?

01:03Hello?

01:07Same time, same cause.

01:09Earth to Clyde.

01:11What are you doing here?

01:12He's dropping off lunch.

01:14He's a delivery boy now.

01:16Oh, a delivery boy?

01:18Oh, wow.

01:20It didn't take long for you to just hit rock bottom, huh?

01:26Cute vest, though.

01:28Now be a good little delivery boy.

01:31Drop off for your food, and get the fuck out of here.

01:34Uh, look, look, I think you and Claire are in grave danger, okay?

01:42Liam, I know we've had...

01:43Liam?

01:44Are we on a first-name basis?

01:48No!

01:48You are the help, and you will address me as Mr. Wellesley, boy!

01:55Oh, my God.

02:18Is there a bomb in this office?

02:24Hey, hey, hey, listen up.

02:26Everybody, um, can I just get your attention?

02:28Just for a second.

02:29Clyde?

02:30What are you doing here?

02:31Didn't you get fired?

02:32Yes, he was.

02:35And now, look at him.

02:37A sad, needy delivery boy begging for attention.

02:41Uh, Liam, Mr. Wellesley, I think there is going to be a bomb that goes off in this office at 9.30 a.m.

02:48We need to get everyone out of here now, okay?

02:51A bomb?

02:52Oh, gosh.

02:54Everybody, come in.

02:55Morning meeting.

02:55Okay, okay.

02:57This is why you need to work hard.

03:02Y'all remember Clyde?

03:04He used to be a good employee.

03:07Hell, he was my boss when I first started working here.

03:09But Clyde got complacent.

03:13And all his clients dried up.

03:16And now, look at him.

03:18He's a starving nobody.

03:20Begging for attention so bad that he makes up a bomb threat.

03:27Victory Group's security team is world class.

03:30No way someone snuck an explosive in here.

03:32Yeah, the chances of a bomb attack are about the same as us getting struck by lightning.

03:36Or Clyde getting a real jobs.

03:39Okay, everybody, please, just listen to me.

03:42Everyone, please, please, I beg, listen to me.

03:45Look at him.

03:46He's a freaking delivery boy.

03:49And apparently, he can't even do that right.

03:51Because he spilled it everywhere.

03:53These people are horrible.

04:08These people are horrible, but I can't just let them die.

04:26Look, everybody, I know it sounds crazy, but I know what I'm talking about, okay?

04:33I can sense when something bad is going to happen.

04:36Go get Alan, okay?

04:38He'll back me up.

04:39Don't listen to this pervert.

04:41He's probably just here to stare down your shirts.

04:43It's not about that right now.

04:45Hey, hey, what's the matter, Clyde?

04:47Your wife not giving it up to you since you lost your job?

04:51You're reduced to staring down chicks' shirts like a sex offender?

04:54Ugh, what a creep.

04:55Just get out of here, man.

04:57Please, just go get Alan.

04:59He can explain what I can do.

05:00Ah!

05:01Ugh!

05:02Ugh!

05:03Ugh!

05:04Ugh!

05:05Ugh!

05:06We're not getting anyone.

05:10Investors from the M&N Investment Group are coming today.

05:14It's a huge deal on the line for us.

05:17If you screw this up, I swear to God, the only thing exploding today will be the bomb I'm putting

05:23on your pathetic bike.

05:25Why won't you listen to me?

05:27What is wrong with you?

05:28There's nothing wrong with him.

05:30You are almost 40 and just got fired.

05:33Stop embarrassing yourself and just go.

05:35I can't, okay?

05:37Please!

05:38Does everybody leave the building?

05:40I swear on my life!

05:42Okay, okay, that's it.

05:43I'm done with you.

05:44If you don't get out of here, I swear I'm gonna hurt you.

05:48That's what I'll say.

05:48What will it take for you guys to believe me?

05:54Huh?

05:55What will it take?

05:57If we don't leave here, we are all gonna die.

06:00That's it.

06:00That's fucking it.

06:01Mr. Wellesley, please, believe me, your life depends on it.

06:15Shut the fuck up!

06:19Mr. Wellesley, please!

06:20You know what Clyde gets sometimes.

06:23Stupid old fucked.

06:25No wonder they're friends.

06:27Thank God you're here, man.

06:29Please, please tell them what I can do, okay?

06:32Tell them about today!

06:33That guy is about to die in 10 seconds!

06:35I snap out of you.

06:36You sound like a crazy person.

06:37What the hell are you doing today?

06:46If you keep acting like a complete madman, you're gonna get me fired.

06:49I don't want to be a door dasher in my 40s.

06:51Alan, tell them about the window cleaner, okay?

06:56Tell them about the death timer.

06:58It's real!

06:59Please, Clyde, stop.

07:00For your own good.

07:02Look, everybody in here has a timer that says they're gonna die from an explosion.

07:07It's at 9.30!

07:08Right, and earlier you told me I was gonna die from a heart attack at 9.25.

07:12Which one is it?

07:13You can't even keep your own bullshit straight.

07:17It's both.

07:18It's both.

07:19Both are real.

07:20Your timer says you're gonna die from a heart attack at 9.25!

07:24That's it.

07:26I'm done with this craziness.

07:30Get your batshit crazy friend out of here.

07:33Or I'm gonna fire you too.

07:37Come on.

07:38We'll walk you out of here.

07:44I'm not going anywhere, okay?

07:46After everything we've been through!

07:48Why don't you believe me?

07:49Look, I think if we get you to the hospital now, you still have time!

07:53Give it a rest.

07:55I'm trying to help you.

07:56And you're telling me I'm about to drop dead?

07:58Yes.

07:58Is this some stupid, sick, jealous thing because I still have my job?

08:02Is that what this really is?

08:03No!

08:04That is not some stupid jealousy thing!

08:06I'm trying to save your life, man!

08:08I didn't fucking ask you to!

08:10What?

08:10Get out of my face!

08:11Can someone clean this shit up?

08:40And, uh, Claire!

08:42File a complaint with DoorDash.

08:44When this delivery boy fired.

08:46I don't...

08:46I don't know where it is.

08:50Ben...

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