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00:00This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.

00:05Would you want to get married?

00:13Had a bad date, huh?

00:15Tell me about it.

00:17I threw a drink in his face.

00:19My father is going to be furious and cut me off unless...

00:24I was just starting to like you, Smile.

00:27And he'll cut you off unless?

00:30This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.

00:36Would you want to get married?

00:42Married.

00:43You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first day.

00:47Oh? Is this a date?

00:49It is a Friday night.

00:51It's a really nice place and you look fantastic.

00:57This is the best date I've had in ages.

00:59Okay.

01:00Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting to know me phase.

01:04My family's business is struggling.

01:06My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems

01:12is marrying me off to some rich snob.

01:15I'm flattered, but what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?

01:19Doesn't matter.

01:20I don't care how much you make.

01:22I just need to get married to get my parents off my back while I fix our business.

01:27Contract marriage.

01:28Huh.

01:29That could work too.

01:30I know it's a crazy thing to ask, but I could pay you $10,000.

01:35All you'd have to do is play along and...

01:38That won't be necessary.

01:39I'd marry you for free.

01:46So I suppose my soon to be wife should know my name.

01:49I'm Damien.

01:51Irish Solson.

01:53Pleasure to meet you.

01:54Pleasure to meet you.

01:55Hope you don't have any Christmas plans.

01:57Because as my fiance, I need you to come meet my family.

02:00Looking forward to it.

02:07Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.

02:10Merry Christmas.

02:11These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Ulstons.

02:14They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.

02:18No need.

02:19I'll deliver them myself.

02:21Uh, but this is a company SUV.

02:23I'm a little confused.

02:25You're the Ulstons' honored guest, and they didn't get you a car?

02:28Do they realize who you are?

02:30I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.

02:33That's how I want it.

02:34I want them to know me for me, rather than my money.

02:37Alright.

02:38Whatever you say, sir.

02:46Yes?

02:47And you are?

02:49Mom, this is my husband.

02:51We were just talking about you.

02:53Merry Christmas, ma'am.

02:54I'm Damien.

02:55I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here.

03:00My daughter really married a poor salesman.

03:03Mom, be respectful.

03:05I like him.

03:16This is Olsen.

03:18You're looking as lovely as ever.

03:21Oh, Marcus.

03:23What a lovely surprise.

03:25I didn't know you'd arrived.

03:27Um, what was your name again?

03:31Salesman.

03:32Oh, Damien.

03:33Yes, Damien.

03:34You should be honored.

03:36This is Marcus Walton.

03:38Heir to the Walton Group, and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.

03:43Hmm.

03:44So, you chose to marry this, Iris?

03:48How bizarre.

03:49Bizarre.

03:50Bizarre.

03:51Bizarre.

03:52Yes.

03:53What can I say?

03:54My wife, Iris, has good taste.

03:56Don't be rude.

03:57Do you know who you're talking to?

04:10This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.

04:16You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.

04:20You'd be surprised.

04:22I'm sorry, Damien.

04:23This isn't...

04:24Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.

04:26There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.

04:31You're right, Marcus.

04:33Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.

04:36It's Christmas!

04:37It's Christmas.

04:38I'm sorry.

04:43Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.

04:46They only care about being rich, and they hate people who aren't.

04:50That's why my mom's being rude to you.

04:52They have no idea what being rich means.

04:55Damien, are you upset?

04:58Please, you're not gonna back out of this, right?

05:00Oh, no, no, no.

05:02I'm all in.

05:03When I make a promise, I plan to keep it.

05:06I'd never screw you like that.

05:08I mean...

05:10Unless you consented first.

05:14If we get through this day with my family, I'll consent to anything.

05:22And I'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family.

05:26Well, I'm looking forward to it.

05:29But, Iris, I really don't need your money.

05:31I'm...

05:32I'm good.

05:33I'm just a student, I'm...

05:34I'm good.

05:35I'm not going to leave my family.

05:36I can't keep it down, you know?

05:37I can't keep it down.

05:38I've got my family right and watch people.

05:41I don't have to take my family right.

05:42I'm not going to hang my relationship with my family right now.

05:43I can't even throw my father in my family.

05:44I can't keep it down.

05:45I'm hungry.

05:46I won't have to take my family right now.

05:47But I don't want to be a baby right now.

05:48I can't even fuck you.

05:49Yeah.

05:50I just want to take it, I'm like...

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