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00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:10You know I just got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm gonna get deported.
00:15Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:21What?
00:23How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together.
00:31If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:34See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:37What?
00:38The truth is, I'm already seeing someone else.
00:43Who?
00:44It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:49Don't cry, Leslie. I'm not in front of this cheating asshole.
01:03Leslie! Look, I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table. I deserve someone better.
01:12Fuck you, David.
01:14Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
01:19I'm not out of here.
01:21No!
01:22I love these things.
01:24You literally have to be a good girl.
01:25Come back in, ladies and gentlemen.
01:26There are three people.
01:27Let's get that.
01:28Listen.
01:29Go!
01:30Yes.
01:31We'll do it.
01:32There are three people.
01:33A half way!
01:34Let's make it.
01:35Oh.
01:36Let's make it.
01:37Let's make it.
01:38Here, Bryce.
01:39This is the game.
01:40We only get to the game, everybody.
01:41We'll do it.
01:43Let's make it.
01:44We'll do it.
01:45Let's make it.
01:46We'll do it.
01:47I'll do what I want to
01:49I'll do what I want to do
01:53I'll do what I want to do
01:56Miss Madison?
02:01Are you going somewhere?
02:02I can give you a ride.
02:04Let's be with you in private.
02:07Leslie! Leslie!
02:09Who is this?
02:13This is my new boyfriend.
02:15He's hotter than you.
02:17Richer than you.
02:18And has a bigger dick than you.
02:21So you're the one who's getting dumped.
02:33Sorry about that.
02:36This is so embarrassing.
02:38I get laid off.
02:41Dumped.
02:42And kicked out all in the same day.
02:45And now I'm crying.
02:46I'm in a stranger's car.
02:50Wait, who are you?
02:53Mr. Williams.
02:54I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is.
02:58The person's already refused the donation.
03:00There's nothing else I can do.
03:04You say this person's only a match for my brother.
03:06Uh, correct.
03:10Then you must know I have no recourse.
03:13This person doesn't donate.
03:15My brother dies.
03:16You swore an oath to save lives.
03:19Please.
03:20Save my brother.
03:21Leslie Madison.
03:27Leslie Madison.
03:29The donor.
03:35It's Madison.
03:36My name is Simon Williams.
03:38Leslie.
03:39Just call me Leslie.
03:41Leslie.
03:41Leslie.
03:41Leslie.
03:41Leslie.
03:41Leslie.
03:41Leslie.
03:42I need your help.
03:43I need you to save my brother.
03:45I don't know about this.
03:54When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
03:59Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
04:02Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia?
04:06If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
04:09I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore.
04:12Isn't there anyone else?
04:15No.
04:16You're the only one.
04:19My brother.
04:23His name is James.
04:25He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
04:29Parents died when we were really young.
04:31They were raised by our grandmother.
04:33Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
04:38Yes, money.
04:39How can I forget?
04:42Money, of course.
04:44I can give you whatever you want.
04:45You name it, I'll make it happen.
04:50Marriage?
04:54What did you just say?
04:56Are you an American citizen?
04:58Yes, of course.
04:58Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
05:06Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
05:09You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
05:14Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
05:17Does she know who I am?
05:20Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
05:23Let me get this straight.
05:25You want to marry me?
05:29Or a green card?
05:31Yes.
05:32Why else would I marry a stranger?
05:35Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
05:40Anyway, what do you say?
05:49Okay, deal.
05:57Sorry.
05:57We just need to do a blood test to confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
06:09Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
06:11Hey, are you okay?
06:21Yeah.
06:22You can use this one.
06:26Come on, Leslie. You gotta pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and Dad are counting on you.
06:48Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint. Um, I'm...
06:59Hey, don't look at her. Look at me. I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
07:10I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
07:15This one time, I was in, like, this huge meeting, and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling,
07:20and he landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up, and I ran out the door and...
07:25I peed my pants.
07:28And we're done. See? That wasn't so bad, right?
07:33I didn't even tell it was already over.
07:45What did you miss? So this is your... aunt's place?
07:56Yeah. On my mother's side.
07:58I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
08:06Well, I can pick you up tomorrow... to get married.
08:11Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself. 9am, City Hall. I'll be there.
08:17Okay.
08:22Good night.
08:23Good night, Simon.
08:25You what? Marry her. Tomorrow.
08:32It's the only way to save James.
08:34So, the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family.
08:40Simon, she's a gold digger.
08:42I don't think she knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
08:47So that way she can stay in this country.
08:50Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep a watch to make sure James recovers.
08:54Keep it that way.
08:56Don't let her find out your real identity.
08:59You cannot let the public know about this.
09:02If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
09:06So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
09:16Simon!
09:20Here is your breakfast, Uncle Terry.
09:37Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
09:40Haile, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
09:44Well, she's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways?
09:48I mean, you're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
09:52Toby!
09:53Where is she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's homeless?
09:58Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to.
10:04I'll find a place soon, and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
10:07Soon.
10:08As soon as I get a job.
10:13Oh crap. I have somewhere important to make.
10:17Wait, no breakfast?
10:19Important my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
10:22It's not funny.
10:34Finally, my ticket to this great country.
10:37Mwah!
10:39Thank you. I mean it.
10:41I mean it.
10:42You're welcome.
10:44If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
10:46Oh, actually, there is something else.
10:50Okay.
10:58I made a checklist.
11:00Please take a look.
11:02Number one, open a joint bank account.
11:06Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
11:10Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
11:14What's all this for?
11:16A marriage certificate is not enough.
11:18I need this to look realistic.
11:20We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
11:25Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
11:32That's not enough.
11:34What?
11:47Move in?
11:49Together?
11:51Yes.
11:56Move in?
11:58Together?
11:59Yes.
12:00If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
12:03That's what married people do, right?
12:05That would solve my living arrangement problems.
12:09But moving in with a stranger?
12:12And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
12:17Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
12:21That gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding.
12:25Sound good?
12:26Wow.
12:29You are really on top of it.
12:31I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
12:36Look, don't worry about it.
12:38I just need you to stay healthy.
12:40A brother's life depends on it.
12:44Oh, Simon.
12:46There's one more thing.
12:47What is it?
12:49I don't have a lot of money right now.
12:52So, if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
12:57Don't even worry about the money.
12:58I think I got it covered.
12:59No, no, no, no, no.
13:00I have to pay you and I can't just leech off of you.
13:03I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
13:04Okay, deal.
13:06Okay.
13:08Let's do this.
13:10Good morning, Mr. Williams.
13:11You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m., then you have a launch with the executive team, then later in the afternoon you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss their latest app real short.
13:24Real short?
13:25Real short?
13:26The media streaming platform?
13:27Yes.
13:28It's really popular right now.
13:29And it's soaring on both iOS and Google play charts.
13:31Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival.
13:33It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
13:35Oh, and one more thing.
13:36Of course.
13:38What do you need, sir?
13:39I need you to find me on the phone.
13:40Good morning, Mr. Williams.
13:41Good morning, Mr. Williams.
13:43Good morning, Mr. Williams.
13:45You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m., then you have a launch with the executive team, then later in the afternoon you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss their latest app, real short.
13:51Real short?
13:52The media streaming platform?
13:53need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood and then I need a new
13:56car something like a Mercedes will be fine and lastly I need you to book me a
14:00wedding venue a week from now okay anything else actually yes
14:23it's me a white heiress of the white family here she's gonna be engaged to
14:32mr. Williams soon she's not even that pretty yeah but who cares she's with
14:37billions I hear t9 is going to merge with white girl why does that mean for us
14:42hey Ray mr. J it was great talking to you today I guarantee you that t6 is going to
14:51take your company to the next level yes yes of course
15:00okay talk to you next week hi Simon
15:09Mia what are you what are you doing here you haven't called or texted I've been
15:16busy
15:21your grandmother wanted me to check up on you it's almost 5 30 we should go grab
15:32dinner I made us reservations at Joel Rovaton your favorite I got somewhere else to be
15:41where bring me Mia go home
15:53Simon
16:06hey Aunt Marie
16:07yes
16:08I need to tell you something
16:10alright
16:11I got married this morning
16:13that's nice dear
16:14wait what I got you and David broke up
16:18I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth she'll freak out and tell my parents it'll just cause more drama back home
16:29um I actually met this guy a while back and we recently reconnected and hit it off
16:35plus you know my visa situation yeah but marriage already well what's his name how old is he what you do for a living
16:46when's dinner when's dinner I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus almost
16:53Patty
16:54this conversation is not over yet missy
16:59don't worry Aunt Marie I'll be fine
17:01I'll be fine
17:02hmm
17:03and I'm leaving your husband soon
17:05what
17:07wait you seriously went and got yourself married who's the guy some homeless bum you found on the street
17:12that's not nice
17:13what we all know she was marrying for the green card she probably paid some homeless guy for it
17:19first of all his name is Simon
17:22second of all he's actually a decent guy with a good job
17:24yeah I'll believe it when I see it
17:31I have to take this
17:39hey is everything okay
17:42uh what I can't call and check on my wife
17:47of course you can husband
17:50I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything
17:54no everything's great with James uh
17:57the doctor gave us a green lamp for the bone marrow donation
18:00so that's going to happen in two weeks
18:02okay
18:04don't worry
18:05I'm going to be with you every step of the way
18:10actually I was calling about something else from the checklist
18:15you said that you wanted a small wedding so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
18:20and then maybe buy some rings
18:22hey listen don't worry I'm going to pay for everything
18:27no need
18:28I'm broke and I'll just find something online
18:31we're just going to use it for props anyway so there's no reason it was money
18:34no no no really really it's no problem at all
18:36no it's okay
18:38I'll be busy tomorrow anyway
18:39and I have to apply for jobs
18:41oh okay I guess I'll see you tomorrow then
18:44have a good night
18:45wow what an interesting girl
18:51if she doesn't want to go shopping
18:53I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her
18:56he's such a sweet guy
18:57um
19:09who are you
19:10hi i'm joey from style public relations is there a miss madison living here
19:17leslie there's someone at the door for you
19:19hi hi i'm leslie madison great then let's get started
19:38i know right here is where i want to be
19:43forever running free
19:47wow spectacular that is amazing
19:51all the vision
19:54i love it
19:56how are you even going to afford all this you don't even pay us rent
19:59haley all of this looks lovely but she's right
20:07i don't think i can afford any of it
20:10oh don't worry your husband already paid just pick whatever you like
20:17oh i almost forgot susie show her the shoes
20:21got it here miss madison let's try these on
20:24this was a special order paid for already as well
20:27where are those limited edition let me try them on
20:30haley what are you doing wait a minute
20:35um these are custom ordered for miss madison the shoes are in her size
20:47how did simon even know my shoe size
20:59i'm glad you like them
21:07i'm glad you like them
21:21how are you
21:24how are you
21:24firstly this is your husband
21:28yeah this is simon
21:31what the actual
21:33this is simon
21:35simon this is my aunt's family we have aunt marie uncle toby and
21:40my cousin hailey
21:42well it's a pleasure to meet all of you
21:44let's do dinner on me next time
21:46sounds good simon
21:47but today
21:48i've got to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife
21:51joey we're all done here
21:53yes mr williams we're all done here
21:56shall we
22:13wait what happened to your rolls royce
22:19i'm not that rich of course there's a rental
22:33like
22:48simon what is this place
22:52she thinks this house is nice
22:54i told ted to find a modest place
22:56this is where we'll be living
22:59it's a very couple
23:03i know it's not much but
23:19it's our new home
23:20wait not much
23:23what are you talking about
23:25this place is so nice
23:28what are you like a secret millionaire or something
23:30i don't own it i just rent it
23:35how much do you pay for rent
23:38i don't know if i can afford half
23:39it's quite an expensive
23:41i would never ask for one to pay half the rent
23:43especially that woman's my wife
23:46yeah but i'm not your real wife
23:48of course i'm gonna help you pay rent
23:49we can discuss it later
23:52i want to go over some wedding details with you
23:54i'm at a reservation at sunset resort next saturday
23:58sunset resort
23:59what isn't that place like five grand an hour
24:03no no no no
24:04i can we please just have a backyard wedding
24:09right here is perfect
24:12do you want a backyard wedding
24:16yeah it's just photos for the immigration officer
24:19you're spending money like you're a billionaire
24:22what do you even do for a living
24:28um
24:31what do you even do for a living
24:35um
24:38i'm just a software engineer
24:40ah so that's why you're gonna do all this
24:45anyway yes please can we just do a small wedding it's giving me anxiety just thinking about it
24:50as you wish feel free to invite some friends
24:53you're right i should call teresa we're gonna need some witnesses
25:02i can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours
25:06well he needed my bone marrow and i needed a green card
25:10good profile
25:12ah you know this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short tv show
25:19what's his name
25:20simon williams
25:21oh what a jolly old simon williams as in billionaire ceo simon williams
25:30as in billionaire ceo simon williams
25:36of course not simon williams is a very common name are you sure because simon williams is super
25:43elusive there are barely any photos of him on the internet
25:46i think i would know if i was marrying a billionaire
25:50he's just a regular software engineer i'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job but
25:55there's no billionaire
25:59yeah i guess you're right that would be insane
26:02i wish
26:03okay next question
26:05is he hot
26:07major i can
26:08you'll see when you make him at the wedding
26:12oh the wedding
26:14shall we chill yes let's do it
26:23oh that is so cute so cute again again okay
26:26you may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish but do not post any photos of my grandson
26:40on the internet
26:41is that clear
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