00:00Hey guys. Hey, how are you? I'm good. You guys excited for tomorrow or? Both. Yeah, both. Definitely. I just can't wait to do to the interns what the residency does. I know. But worse. Oh my god. Oh my god, I think it's finally happening. I think Spencer's about to propose. Haven't you been together since pre-med? It's about damn time he put a ring on it.
00:29I have to go.
00:39Let's break up. Yes!
00:43Did you just say break up? But you just... What? I was talking about my shoe.
00:50We start our surgical residency at Serenity tomorrow. You're the one that told me to work here with you.
00:56Look, I'm going to run Serenity Hospital with my dad one day. I need to wipe up a doctor as smart and talented as me and...
01:03Let's face it, Jade. We won't make it past the first week of residency.
01:06Are you kidding me? You want to wipe up somebody else after everything that we've been through?
01:10Not just anyone. Trinity Taylor.
01:25She's not as pretty as you. But she'll be an easy lay and she's got a much better shot at becoming a doctor.
01:30You dick! I'm going to be the best surgeon that this hospital's ever seen and then you're going to be begging to take me back.
01:36Martin, how did you pass? You would have flunked in med school without me.
01:45Oh, where the hell are my keys?
01:50Can I help you? Or do you go around kicking people's doors in for fun?
02:02Oh my god. No, I'm so sorry. My boyfriend just dumped me and totally imploded my life and you don't care.
02:13Just take it any worse. Shit! What do you have in there? Rocks?
02:22I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Right, yeah. There's no bruising. Looks good to me. I mean, fine. It looks fine to me.
02:34I'm really sorry about your door.
02:40I'm sorry that asshole hurt you.
02:45Let me at least pay you for the damage.
02:51I would love to take you somewhere instead.
02:56What?
03:09Are you a hands guy or something?
03:13No.
03:15Are yours that nice?
03:20Those are the hands of a surgeon.
03:25Not according to my ex, they're not.
03:29Trust me.
03:32Those hands are destined for an OR.
03:36How did you know that was exactly what I needed to hear right now?
03:42Who are you?
03:43Tonight I'll be anyone you want me to be.
03:45I have to get home. I'm starting a new job tomorrow and I have to see my ex and...
04:08You can leave.
04:11And worry yourself sick about all that bullshit.
04:15Or you can stay with me.
04:21Tell me what you want, Jade.
04:22You.
04:23I want you.
04:28I'll show you what it's like to be with the real man.
04:39And make you forget your love boyfriend ever existed.
04:55Yes.
05:10Let go for me, baby.
05:16I'll show you what it's like.
05:31Sure moved on fast.
05:38Today is the first day of your future.
05:41At Serenity Hospital, you'll either excel through residency and become a renowned surgeon, or you'll fail.
05:49Let me introduce our most acclaimed surgical attending, Dr. Damon Ford, a.k.a. The Executioner.
05:57Here comes the Executioner.
05:58Might as well quit now.
06:00Hey, Dad. Long time no seat.
06:21You will all refer to me as Dr. Ford.
06:26You are my subordinates.
06:28I'm here to weed out the weak and identify the very few of you who have what it takes to stay.
06:35This year, we're using a point system.
06:37Each time you excel, you earn points.
06:41When you mess up, you lose them.
06:46Yes, Dr. Lancaster.
06:50What are the points for?
06:52The top resident will choose this specialty and assign placements to anyone who makes a two-year tour.
06:57It's in the bag.
07:02This time next year, you'll be fist deep in rectal exams.
07:06Threaten me all you want.
07:08We both know I'm the better doctor.
07:10Each resident is assigned to an attending.
07:12Dr. Lancaster?
07:13Dr. Lancaster?
07:14You with me?
07:18Isn't this nice?
07:32It's just me, my dad, my ex, hanging out at work.
07:39Dr. Vance, go find your attending.
07:45Dr. Lancaster?
07:47A word.
07:48Spencer's your asshole, ex?
08:01Did you have sex with me to get revenge on my son?
08:03What?
08:04No.
08:05Did you have sex with me knowing that you'd be my boss, Dr. Vance?
08:08I have no idea who you were.
08:10I'm here to train surgeons, not sleep with residents.
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