00:00You think you've run away from me, you skank?
00:07Chat, you stay away from me!
00:09Hey, I'm the only one you'll marry.
00:11You're mine.
00:12Disgusting, you're my brother, I'm not marrying you!
00:14So you'll marry a stranger for money and be his whore?
00:17I'm marrying a stranger to get as far away from you in this sick family as possible!
00:21Who knows how to throw a mean punch? Nice.
00:34Where is he? Please, please, please don't lay on me.
00:38So is he coming or what? I don't have all day. There's a line.
00:42Please excuse us for a moment.
00:44Kit, you don't have to do this. You don't have to marry a stranger.
00:48There can't be another way.
00:50I really need this money for school, it's the only way.
00:53But you're crying.
00:55I'm fine, it's just my contact.
00:57Shit! My contacts! I can't see!
01:10Finally, is this the guy?
01:13Yeah, I'm in a hurry. I have a plan to catch.
01:16Is that here?
01:17He's leaving the country?
01:19Maybe it's for the best.
01:22Congratulations, I guess, Mrs.
01:25No, please don't. I don't want to know his last name.
01:34Janie!
01:35Kate!
01:38Welcome to your first day as a junior designer!
01:40Thank you so much for getting me this job, Janie.
01:42Shut up! You were the best designer in our class.
01:45Her family is so lucky to have you on board.
01:47Who's that?
01:48That's my brother.
01:49And your new boss.
01:50You can stare.
01:51Oh.
01:52All of my friends have a crush on Jack.
01:53Well, his real name's John Michael Townsend, but everyone just calls him Jack for short.
01:57Never really understood why, but it's cute.
01:58John.
01:59That's my husband's name.
02:00Janie, he's my boss.
02:02Janie, he's my boss.
02:03He's single.
02:04Although you never really know him.
02:05Jack is so mysterious.
02:06Secretive.
02:07No, you can't because you're married, unfortunately.
02:08I don't know you're the only one that has a crush on Jack.
02:09I don't know.
02:10I don't know.
02:11You can stay.
02:12Oh.
02:13All of my friends have a crush on Jack.
02:15Well, his real name's John Michael Townsend, but everyone just calls him Jack for short.
02:18Never really understood why, but it's cute.
02:20John.
02:21That's my husband's name.
02:23Janie, he's my boss.
02:24He's single.
02:26Although you never really know him.
02:28Jack is so mysterious.
02:30Secretive.
02:31No, you can't because you're married.
02:35Unfortunately.
02:36Unfortunately, you know, it is kind of cute that your grandma set you up with her friend's grandkid, even if it's weird.
02:42Yeah, while I do appreciate my grandma's attentions, it is very weird being married to a stranger.
02:48And I know you don't know what he looks like, but he could be, like, so hot.
02:53Or he could be, like, a complete uggo.
02:55You know, Jamie, it really doesn't matter what he looks like, okay?
02:58I haven't heard from the guy in, like, two years.
03:01Which is part of the reason why I came back.
03:03Oh my god, wait, you're gonna meet him?
03:05No, I came back to divorce him.
03:10I'm back. Please tell everyone to discuss our marriage.
03:13I'll make it set up a time to meet.
03:15Well, once you divorce your invisible husband, you can date my brother.
03:20You'd be such a cute couple.
03:22Jamie, you are ridiculous, okay?
03:25I gotta go. I don't want to be late for my first date.
03:29You're fired!
03:30Now I know both of you were hired as junior accessory designers, but we need someone to hop on Mr. Townsend's desk until we can fill the position.
03:45I'll hop on whatever he wants.
03:48Mr. Townsend can be a bit particular, so I would refrain from any innuendo or speaking in general.
03:57Now, if you'd both grab your portfolios, please follow me.
04:04Oh my god, I am so clumsy.
04:08That is my entire portfolio.
04:09Well, it looks like you don't have anything to show.
04:13Judging by your outfit, we won't be missing out on anything.
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