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00:00Just pick a guy. Any guy. All I have to do is sleep with him.

00:21Let's see what I'm working with.

00:30No, just... No.

00:48It's so far out of my league, it's not even funny.

01:00Looks like another admirer of yours, boss man. Want me to intercept?

01:07No. Just later.

01:13Hi. Can I join you?

01:16Let's see what this one's game is.

01:18Gold digging commencing in three, two, one.

01:24So, you come here often?

01:27Me? Not Justin?

01:29What the hell?

01:31Okay, I know that this is gonna sound totally crazy, but you're the most approachable guy here and I'm out of options.

01:38Actually, pretend that I didn't just blurt all that out.

01:41Now that I've got a better look at her, why does she seem so familiar?

01:48Can I buy you a drink? I promise I'm less crazier than I sound. I think.

01:56Promise you'll marry me one day, Justin?

02:01Adrian?

02:03Who?

02:04I need you to come with me.

02:10What's your problem?

02:11I...

02:12Just because you're super hot doesn't give you the right to drag strangers into dark corners.

02:16Adrian?

02:18It's you. I can't believe I found you. I've been looking for you for so long.

02:22That's not my name because I clearly have no idea who you are.

02:27Oh, fuck.

02:29I'm sorry, it's just you remind me so much of her.

02:31And even if she's not, there's something about this woman.

02:37Look, I'm sorry about your friend.

02:40Okay, but I'm working on a very tight schedule, so I'm gonna go back in there and I'm gonna continue talking to your friend.

02:46I was supposed to buy him a drink.

02:48There's no point buying him a drink.

02:52He's gay.

02:54Shit, shit, shit, shit. I needed Larry.

02:57For what? For what?

02:58I'm a columnist.

03:03You're doing this week's sex column.

03:05I don't know if I'm the best candidate for this exactly. I've never, you know, done it.

03:13Sounds like a you problem. Better figure it out soon. You got till tomorrow.

03:18That's why I needed Larry. Now I have to settle for asking the armpit guy.

03:22No. Have you considered asking me?

03:28Okay, Jason.

03:30Justin.

03:32Justin, you're clear what you're agreeing to, right?

03:36Actually, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

03:39I've never been interested in anyone since Adrian.

03:42I'll just wing it.

03:47You need something for your column.

03:49Uh, my sex columns. That means we need to...

03:53I need to...

03:55You're really okay with this?

03:58Uh, wow. Uh, okay. Uh, where do we start?

04:04Wow, uh, okay. Where do we start?

04:06You are going to seduce me.

04:10Okay. Um, can I buy you a drink?

04:13No. We're past that. Try again.

04:16Okay. Uh, do you wanna...

04:19You know?

04:23No, that's a little too far in the other direction. And it's too direct.

04:27I thought I'm, like, direct.

04:29Well, yeah, if you're propositioning a man.

04:32Seduction is very different.

04:35You have to think of seduction as a game.

04:39The goal is to get the other person addicted to you.

04:45You want their every thought, every action, every breath,

04:51to be consumed by you.

04:55And then you fade away.

04:57And you leave them craving more.

04:59I thought I was supposed to be seducing you.

05:05You are.

05:11You are.

05:20Ignore that. That's...

05:22Uh, you should probably get that one if it's important.

05:24Okay.

05:26Okay.

05:27I will be right back.

05:29And then we will continue this.

05:32Okay.

05:37This better be urgent.

05:41What?

05:42Andrea Miller.

05:43Works for Blush Magazine.

05:49Mom?

05:50I've had it with you.

05:51Get over here.

05:52Pack your things.

05:53And get out of my house this instant.

05:55You did this!

05:56Mom says I get to use your bedroom as my second.

05:57Sleeping with my boyfriend isn't enough for you?

05:58You better grab whatever's important.

05:59Mom's going to throw out anything you leave behind.

06:00Mom's going to throw out anything you leave behind.

06:02Mom?

06:03I've had it with you.

06:04Mom says I get to use your bedroom as my second.

06:11You did this!

06:14Mom says I get to use your bedroom as my second.

06:16Sleeping with my boyfriend isn't enough for you.

06:18You better grab whatever's important.

06:22Mom's going to throw out anything you leave behind.

06:24I don't want to throw out anything you leave behind.

06:43Adrienne Laurent, who's that?

06:52What is this shit?

06:53My column? You don't know what it took just to get this much.

06:58Aren't you even going to look at it?

07:00Don't you get it, Andrea? It doesn't matter if you complete your column.

07:04Excuse me?

07:07Look, I kinda sorta need a reason to fire you since I promised someone your job.

07:11What? When? Who?

07:17Do I get the job, baby?

07:18In a sec, baby.

07:21What the actual fuck?

07:24You can't do this.

07:25I'm editor-in-chief, means I call the shots.

07:28Authority is so sexy.

07:31Is she even qualified?

07:34You qualified, huh?

07:36Of course I'm qualified.

07:38How hard is it to be an editor?

07:42Do you see this?

07:44What are you trying to say?

07:46Are you calling me a whore?

07:48I'll need you to clean out your desk immediately.

07:50No, you can't do this!

07:51You're a cheap editor, but there's someone higher!

07:53I've run this magazine for years, and since Mr. Head Honcho never shows his mug mug around, that means I basically own the place.

08:00So go ahead, report me, see what happens!

08:03Report what exactly?

08:06Ms. Adams?

08:07Opposed is a Away with買い suggestion.

08:08Anybody?

08:10Are you looking for controllers?

08:11To buy app omdat it exists, you know, what may not need you...

08:14You can find them shopping in thecca, of place.

08:16You can find a الكRI수를 bet, and you definitely do the same time...

08:19Do you look for mehr today?

08:22Am I being ready?

08:23So give up for 60 seconds every time...

08:25All right.

08:26It's very sturdy men and you areForm cosas...

08:28You can find that nice and quiet you are!

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