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00:00These are all so good, I don't know how we're gonna decide.
00:15Brian?
00:16Are you okay?
00:18You haven't tried any of them.
00:25This one's my favorite.
00:27I'll go with the vanilla.
00:29You know, it's my wedding, so I will be making the decisions.
00:33I'm not pretty sure why you insisted on coming today.
00:36When were you planning on telling her?
00:39Astrid, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
00:43Ugh. Out with it, Brian.
00:47Astrid?
00:51I'm pregnant with Brian's baby.
00:56That is not funny.
00:58I hate to be the one to break it to you.
01:01But, Brian and I will be getting married in a couple of weeks.
01:05Instead of you.
01:06So I'm assuming that you won't be needing a plus one.
01:14Astrid, I'm sorry.
01:16You're sorry?
01:19You're sorry?
01:21Five years, Brian!
01:25Five years!
01:27Down the drain!
01:28I've been paying your rent to help you with your business, and I've been helping you with your mom when she's sick! Are you fucking kidding?!
01:35Oh my god, stop being so dramatic!
01:38Look, I already packed your shit from his apartment. It's at the dump, where you belong.
01:44How about eating cake, you two pieces of shit?!
01:51Bitch!
01:52Adam.
01:53I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...
01:55Right now, goodnight, Adam.
01:56I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...
02:02Right now, goodnight, Adam.
02:03Wait!
02:04Yeah, and he's gone. Goodnight!
02:05Goodnight!
02:06Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car, the insurance is going to be in a car?
02:07I'm not eating cake, you two pieces of shit!
02:08I'm not eating cake, you two pieces of shit!
02:09Bitch!
02:16Adam.
02:17I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...
02:23Right now, goodnight, Adam.
02:25Wait!
02:26Yeah, and he's gone.
02:28Goodnight!
02:33Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car,
02:35the insurance won't cover it?
02:36Oh!
02:37And I love cheese!
02:38I know this one place that has boroughs full of different cheeses from all over the world.
02:42Ryder.
02:43You would love it!
02:44We should go sometime.
02:45I'm lactose intolerant.
02:47What's lactose intolerant?
02:51Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.
02:58Sir, Madame asked that I give an eye on you, in case you try to run away again.
03:03I appreciate that, Mason.
03:05But I'm just going to use the bathroom.
03:07Is that an issue?
03:08I'm not twelve.
03:09Give me your vest.
03:10Give me your pants.
03:11Give me your pants.
03:12Ah!
03:13Ah!
03:14Ah!
03:15Uh!
03:16Give me your vest, give me your pants.
03:38Ah!
03:50Get the suit.
03:52Oh my god.
03:54It has to be worth like 10,000.
03:59I should let more men strip me naked.
04:02Oh, oh my god, sorry.
04:06Asterix?
04:09It really is her.
04:18Hi.
04:19Hi.
04:21Can I walk you home?
04:24And she looks horrified to see me.
04:27I guess that makes sense, considering she's my ex.
04:30And I was the one who broke her heart.
04:33Ryder?
04:34Ryder Van Woodson.
04:36What the hell are you doing here?
04:39Ryder Van Woodson.
04:41What the hell are you doing here?
04:46You're not Ryder.
04:47What?
04:48Sorry.
04:49Oh my god.
04:50She doesn't recognize that it's me.
04:51It's a spitting image of this evil ex of mine from high school.
04:56But more buff.
04:58For sure.
04:59Oh my god.
05:00I've had enough drama for one day to have to deal with that old flame.
05:04He broke up with me randomly.
05:05Crushed me into a million.
05:06If only you knew the truth about why he broke up with me.
05:08Sorry.
05:09I'm blabbering.
05:10I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a good old friendly Clyde for a little bit.
05:13She looks like she really is a friend.
05:15I'm sorry you had a horrible day.
05:16On behalf of my apparently skinnier and less handsome doppelganger.
05:20I'll offer you a drink.
05:22Yes.
05:23You're our godsend, Clyde.
05:25Drink is exactly what I came here for.
05:28A Long Island, please.
05:30A Long Island coming right up.
05:32You know, speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped, I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes ago.
05:39Two weeks before our wedding.
05:41I was pregnant.
05:43You're pregnant?
05:44He dumped you because of a baby?
05:46No.
05:47He knocked up my stepsister.
05:49Oh my god.
05:51We've been together for five years and how much of that time was he pinning down my stepsister?
05:56I mean, am I so just worthless of a girlfriend?
06:00That's the man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with.
06:05I've just been with my stepsister.
06:08That's a very weird tasting Long Island.
06:11That is the special.
06:15You know, maybe you're supposed to be with someone who actually wants to cherish you.
06:19Someone from the moment that they laid eyes on you, knew that you'd be the one for them.
06:25That is a horrible drink.
06:31No offense.
06:33Oh!
06:34That is hitting, so...
06:39Um...
06:40Hi!
06:41My baby!
06:42Oh, I just hurt.
06:45Ryder.
06:48What are you doing here?
06:49What are you doing here?
06:50What are you doing here?
06:52What are you doing here?
06:54Uh...
06:55Hi!
06:57What are you doing here?
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