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00:00These are all so good, I don't know how we're gonna decide.

00:15Brian?

00:16Are you okay?

00:18You haven't tried any of them.

00:25This one's my favorite.

00:27I'll go with the vanilla.

00:29You know, it's my wedding, so I will be making the decisions.

00:33I'm not pretty sure why you insisted on coming today.

00:36When were you planning on telling her?

00:39Astrid, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.

00:43Ugh. Out with it, Brian.

00:47Astrid?

00:51I'm pregnant with Brian's baby.

00:56That is not funny.

00:58I hate to be the one to break it to you.

01:01But, Brian and I will be getting married in a couple of weeks.

01:05Instead of you.

01:06So I'm assuming that you won't be needing a plus one.

01:14Astrid, I'm sorry.

01:16You're sorry?

01:19You're sorry?

01:21Five years, Brian!

01:25Five years!

01:27Down the drain!

01:28I've been paying your rent to help you with your business, and I've been helping you with your mom when she's sick! Are you fucking kidding?!

01:35Oh my god, stop being so dramatic!

01:38Look, I already packed your shit from his apartment. It's at the dump, where you belong.

01:44How about eating cake, you two pieces of shit?!

01:51Bitch!

01:52Adam.

01:53I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...

01:55Right now, goodnight, Adam.

01:56I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...

02:02Right now, goodnight, Adam.

02:03Wait!

02:04Yeah, and he's gone. Goodnight!

02:05Goodnight!

02:06Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car, the insurance is going to be in a car?

02:07I'm not eating cake, you two pieces of shit!

02:08I'm not eating cake, you two pieces of shit!

02:09Bitch!

02:16Adam.

02:17I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...

02:23Right now, goodnight, Adam.

02:25Wait!

02:26Yeah, and he's gone.

02:28Goodnight!

02:33Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car,

02:35the insurance won't cover it?

02:36Oh!

02:37And I love cheese!

02:38I know this one place that has boroughs full of different cheeses from all over the world.

02:42Ryder.

02:43You would love it!

02:44We should go sometime.

02:45I'm lactose intolerant.

02:47What's lactose intolerant?

02:51Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.

02:58Sir, Madame asked that I give an eye on you, in case you try to run away again.

03:03I appreciate that, Mason.

03:05But I'm just going to use the bathroom.

03:07Is that an issue?

03:08I'm not twelve.

03:09Give me your vest.

03:10Give me your pants.

03:11Give me your pants.

03:12Ah!

03:13Ah!

03:14Ah!

03:15Uh!

03:16Give me your vest, give me your pants.

03:38Ah!

03:50Get the suit.

03:52Oh my god.

03:54It has to be worth like 10,000.

03:59I should let more men strip me naked.

04:02Oh, oh my god, sorry.

04:06Asterix?

04:09It really is her.

04:18Hi.

04:19Hi.

04:21Can I walk you home?

04:24And she looks horrified to see me.

04:27I guess that makes sense, considering she's my ex.

04:30And I was the one who broke her heart.

04:33Ryder?

04:34Ryder Van Woodson.

04:36What the hell are you doing here?

04:39Ryder Van Woodson.

04:41What the hell are you doing here?

04:46You're not Ryder.

04:47What?

04:48Sorry.

04:49Oh my god.

04:50She doesn't recognize that it's me.

04:51It's a spitting image of this evil ex of mine from high school.

04:56But more buff.

04:58For sure.

04:59Oh my god.

05:00I've had enough drama for one day to have to deal with that old flame.

05:04He broke up with me randomly.

05:05Crushed me into a million.

05:06If only you knew the truth about why he broke up with me.

05:08Sorry.

05:09I'm blabbering.

05:10I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a good old friendly Clyde for a little bit.

05:13She looks like she really is a friend.

05:15I'm sorry you had a horrible day.

05:16On behalf of my apparently skinnier and less handsome doppelganger.

05:20I'll offer you a drink.

05:22Yes.

05:23You're our godsend, Clyde.

05:25Drink is exactly what I came here for.

05:28A Long Island, please.

05:30A Long Island coming right up.

05:32You know, speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped, I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes ago.

05:39Two weeks before our wedding.

05:41I was pregnant.

05:43You're pregnant?

05:44He dumped you because of a baby?

05:46No.

05:47He knocked up my stepsister.

05:49Oh my god.

05:51We've been together for five years and how much of that time was he pinning down my stepsister?

05:56I mean, am I so just worthless of a girlfriend?

06:00That's the man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with.

06:05I've just been with my stepsister.

06:08That's a very weird tasting Long Island.

06:11That is the special.

06:15You know, maybe you're supposed to be with someone who actually wants to cherish you.

06:19Someone from the moment that they laid eyes on you, knew that you'd be the one for them.

06:25That is a horrible drink.

06:31No offense.

06:33Oh!

06:34That is hitting, so...

06:39Um...

06:40Hi!

06:41My baby!

06:42Oh, I just hurt.

06:45Ryder.

06:48What are you doing here?

06:49What are you doing here?

06:50What are you doing here?

06:52What are you doing here?

06:54Uh...

06:55Hi!

06:57What are you doing here?

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