00:00In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, now and ever and unto the ages of ages, amen.
00:15And ha, that's a wrap for today. That was terrific, Chris.
00:20I didn't think for you, Chief.
00:30Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris! Is that you, Chris? Chris, do you have to bear with Aubrey?
00:39Oh, my God. Wow.
00:41Do you have to bear with Aubrey? Do you have to bear with Aubrey?
00:42Are you dating Aubrey?
00:43He wants to know. He wants to know.
00:44He wants to know. He wants to know Aubrey.
00:45He wants to know Aubrey.
00:46Your fans have to see you about you and me.
00:47Guys, guys, guys, this is a private station.
00:49Please, please, please.
00:50Good afternoon, sir.
00:52Are we still checking in as Mr. Darcy today?
00:55You know, to keep my secret.
01:00Drinking won't help, Lacey.
01:04The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
01:08No names, no strings attached.
01:10How is that supposed to help?
01:12Consider it a palette blazer.
01:14Your ex was a cheating bastard.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Now, you're anonymous.
01:20Just go, pick the hottest guy in here, and please, have the night of your life.
01:30Hello, stranger.
01:36Let's go get a room.
01:39No.
01:47What are you, a poker player or something?
01:49Want to see a magic trick?
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:51Okay.
01:52Take any card that you see.
01:54Not the first one, let's do all this.
01:56You got one?
01:57I got one.
01:58All right.
02:05How'd you do that?
02:07Hey!
02:16No, no, no.
02:17It's better this way.
02:18You really don't know who I am?
02:20Am I supposed to?
02:22A woman who isn't into me because she recognizes me?
02:25That's... new.
02:27Oh, my lord.
02:36Oh, my lord.
02:52Shhh.
02:53So this is where you hid when you ditched security and sent boundaries?
02:58Boundaries?
02:59Chris, I'm your manager.
03:00And when I respect your boundaries, you end up in bed with some random woman.
03:05Don't worry.
03:06I checked in under a fake name.
03:07Hey, I found you.
03:08That means the press can too.
03:09Now, get dressed, okay?
03:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:18Don't wake her up.
03:20Because we don't have time for this.
03:22Come on.
03:24Come on, let's go.
03:34Let's go, come on.
03:51Oh, Ben.
03:53Compliments of Mr. Darcy.
03:54So that's his name?
03:56Oh!
03:57Oh!
03:58Oh!
03:59Oh!
04:00Oh, God.
04:14Heather?
04:15What's wrong?
04:16I'm pregnant.
04:20How am I supposed to raise this baby?
04:22I don't even know what the baby daddy looks like.
04:28Alan, my God, you can't be in here.
04:30I can't.
04:31But my lazy ass employees are gossiping on the clock.
04:36Alan, please let go of me.
04:38Alan, please stop.
04:39I do what I like.
04:41I do what I like.
04:42Because I'm the boss.
04:50Say it, listen.
04:52I'm the boss.
04:53You're my boss.
04:54You're my boss.
04:59You're my boss, too.
05:03That's good, girl.
05:04I'm the boss, too.
05:05I'm the boss.
05:06I'm the boss.
05:07Now eat.
05:09After Chris Powell lost his part in the franchise, after allegedly cheating on America's sweetheart Aubrey Flynn, denies Flynn was ever his girlfriend.
05:31After allegedly cheating on America's sweetheart Aubrey Flynn, denies Flynn was ever his girlfriend.
05:39There's only one way out of this mess, and you're not gonna like it. It's time you got married.
05:49Have we met? I don't do marriage. Hell, I don't even do girlfriends. My parents' divorce ruined my dad's career. It broke my mom.
05:56Yes, yes, I know. But you have to pick an A-list career in marriage or a washed-up jobless outcast. What's it gonna be?
06:06Fine. I'll get married.
06:09Hey.
06:11How about the girl in the mask? She was at least... interesting.
06:16I can't believe she didn't call me.
06:24I mean, sure, you can find her. But look, we're on the right track. We want a nobody. A Cinderella story. You guys get married for a year, she gets paid for her time, you get your career back on track, and everybody wins!
06:42Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
06:45Hey, listen, I'd settle for an engagement, okay? So, go out and find someone, or I'm gonna find someone for you. You got a week.
06:54I wonder if anyone there knows her.
06:59Um, excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to smoke.
07:04Oh, no. Are you the police? I can smoke wherever I want. So, get off your high horse. Bitch.
07:22She's gotta stop. The smoke is bad for the baby. Look, I'm asking nicely, ma'am. Please not smoke in here.
07:31I'm gonna ask you nicely, too! Shut up! And the girl of my face! Nosey bitch!
07:37Um... What the hell's this?
07:43Wow, wow, wow. Looks like this lot is knocked up and no ring.
07:50What's happened? Did he leave you? How can the loser afford a ring?
07:55Lacey, you're pregnant. Who's his damn father?
07:58Oh, you do not know? Wow, what a whore!
08:02Are you trying to destroy my business? No customers are gonna come in here drinking. Look at your fat belly!
08:08They've done just fine looking at your face, haven't they?
08:10You watch your mouth. I'm your boss.
08:16And I'll apologize to our customers.
08:18Please let go, you're hurting me!
08:20It'll hurt a lot more if I fire you. You need this job, Lacey.
08:25Now that you've got this little bastard on your way. Now do as you're told.
08:31He's right. I don't have a choice.
08:34Look, I'm sorry, okay?
08:37I feel better for your baby. Having eating a bar made for a mom.
08:42I bet your baby will be just doobie and the poor as you.
08:49You know what? You're right. I should apologize.
08:54I am so sorry that you're an entitled, self-absorbed rat!
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