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Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:29I can't believe I used to be friends with my ex-boyfriend in the room.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:38What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed
00:01:54me, and then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up, or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules,
00:02:07okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:35If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:42Open.
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:51You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:58Whoa!
00:03:01Uh, guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:05All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:23Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:28I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:45Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:46You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58All right, um, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules?
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:14What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts, and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:44You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had, and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:08Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities, and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:57We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:27After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:37Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:52And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:00Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:20Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:52Mia and I are splitting the summer house, so you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:09Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:13Jules, look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:44What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:00No, no, that was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:12Mia, her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:22Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noe.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:47Mia, slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid? Or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:10:31I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her. But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before. And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:08Enough with this little seduction act of yours. And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:15Mia? I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:41You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:11You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:28You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:44I don't know.
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:08Mia, don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, Ali, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:27What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:39Show me what you got.
00:14:40I'm coming for you.
00:14:41I don't know why.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt now.
00:14:47Now, now, now.
00:14:51are you seriously fucking my boyfriend yeah thanks for warming him up for me the past few months
00:15:10you fucking bitch you can't stay here you don't work for me anymore take it up with noah
00:15:16this isn't over if you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy
00:15:24you're wrong i'm gonna make your life hell
00:15:29your time to get back at me is cringe as hell you know what i should thank you because now that
00:15:40me is off my hands i can just be with jules oh you're gonna blow it just like you did last time
00:15:45oh wait i guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape didn't she
00:15:50you know what let's make a bet yeah me and you let's make a bet we're the last two candidates
00:15:55for the lehman internship right yeah what about it
00:15:59if i chip now if jules breaks up with me i'll back off internship will be yours
00:16:05yeah she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of emmet coburn
00:16:11in this house you're on
00:16:13we need to talk
00:16:21emmet get out
00:16:26did i get my job back actually you've been promoted
00:16:33to be my new girlfriend
00:16:37you're nuts i'm not a hooker i'm not crazy and i don't pay for sex
00:16:45well my services aren't cheap
00:16:49oh says the girl that didn't want my money
00:16:52well i changed my mind now i need a hundred thousand dollars
00:16:57done pull this off with me and at the end of the summer this money will be yours
00:17:04give me that
00:17:09not yet
00:17:10give me that
00:17:17not yet
00:17:18i will give this to you on the last day at the summer house
00:17:22but until then
00:17:23this money's mine
00:17:25this check is enough to save my mom
00:17:29my house
00:17:30and my dignity
00:17:31i'll do it
00:17:34great
00:17:36let's seal the deal
00:17:41i knew you were gonna do it
00:18:01just admit it jules
00:18:03you can't resist me
00:18:05all right
00:18:08let's set some ground rules
00:18:10rule number one
00:18:21no boners
00:18:23you know i can handle my own boners
00:18:26you got any other rules my name president
00:18:29yeah
00:18:31just one
00:18:32no feelings
00:18:35i don't want things to get complicated
00:18:37yes
00:18:38you're my complication jules
00:18:41do you have any rules for me
00:18:47yeah i do
00:18:50i have one
00:18:53no one touches you with me
00:18:56you don't own me
00:19:01jules
00:19:02i'm being serious
00:19:04while we do this i don't want you hooking up with anybody else
00:19:07huh
00:19:08so you really want to be the last person i had sex with huh
00:19:13oh i'm the last person you had sex with
00:19:15don't get an ego about it
00:19:17hey my ego's doing fine
00:19:18let the show begin
00:19:26ew
00:19:28not having dinner with her there's a reason we kicked her out of the group
00:19:32you kicked me out
00:19:34everyone else
00:19:35was on my side
00:19:36and left your sorry ass in the dirt
00:19:39including your little sex tape partner over here
00:19:41at least i
00:19:44didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:19:46like this skank
00:19:48mia
00:19:48do not talk to me or jules like that again
00:19:53this is my house
00:19:55and jules is my
00:19:58i'm his permanent guest
00:20:01i'm not going anywhere
00:20:03my mom
00:20:07jason
00:20:08can we get some fucking service
00:20:11dinner
00:20:14is served
00:20:16let's fucking go
00:20:22yay
00:20:24oops
00:20:32i spilled
00:20:34emmett
00:20:35you want to help
00:20:37yeah
00:20:38look at jules squirm
00:20:50oh she can release a sex tape
00:20:53but can't take a body shot
00:20:55noah
00:21:01are you thirsty
00:21:02jules
00:21:08take your shirt off
00:21:10okay
00:21:20i'm in mode again
00:21:24i'm in beast mode
00:21:25i'm on go
00:21:26about to troll again
00:21:27where i've been
00:21:28that shit never know
00:21:29trophy's rolling in
00:21:30look at school
00:21:31losers gotta go
00:21:32i'm on t in again
00:21:33i can't stop
00:21:34no i cannot know
00:21:35Oops. Spilled a little.
00:21:40Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:21:52Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:55I have to go.
00:22:05If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:11Choke on it.
00:22:17Don't run away from me.
00:22:19Don't touch me.
00:22:21Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:27Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:29You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:37Yeah, I know.
00:22:39Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:22:41You're shivering.
00:22:45Come here.
00:22:47Bed's yours tonight.
00:22:59I'll take the couch.
00:23:17What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:28Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:31Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:33Whatever.
00:23:34I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:38Mia's your best friend.
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:43People contain multitudes.
00:23:45Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:47She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:50And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:54And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:23:57If you know what I mean.
00:24:09Like what you see?
00:24:12I do, actually.
00:24:15What are you doing?
00:24:16Taking a shower.
00:24:20Remember.
00:24:21No gentlemen.
00:24:22You wish.
00:24:23Show's over.
00:24:25Pretty boy.
00:24:26I got some friends coming over.
00:24:27Meet me at the pool.
00:24:28See.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:30I got some friends coming over.
00:24:31Meet me at the pool.
00:24:32Bye.
00:24:33I know.
00:24:34I know I know what son.
00:24:35I know I know that's going on it.
00:24:36I know something.
00:24:37I know.
00:24:38You know, that's going on.
00:24:39You're right.
00:24:40I know.
00:24:41Oh, I know.
00:24:42What are you doing?
00:24:43You wish
00:24:49Show's over pretty boy. I got some friends coming over meet me at the pool
00:25:07What's with this guy one minute he's ice cold now that we're in front of all these people he's putting on a show
00:25:13Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:25:27Let's give her something to stare at
00:25:29I'm not going to let jewels ruin my summer everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me
00:25:49Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:25:51I should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:25:55You're right
00:25:57It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:26:04Everyone I've decided that it's time to take a vote
00:26:08Everyone must decide right now
00:26:11Whether jewels face or I do
00:26:15Mean would you relax? We're not taking a vote. We're not on survivor. All right
00:26:21What's survivor? A show for old people
00:26:23Eww!
00:26:25It's so boring
00:26:27I'm kidding
00:26:29Guys, I'm just kidding
00:26:31Gosh
00:26:33What game is she trying to play?
00:26:35Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me
00:26:39Come on, Mia
00:26:40We used to be best friends
00:26:42Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:45You're right
00:26:47We did used to be best friends
00:26:50And I have the red receipts to prove it
00:26:55It's time to find out what jewels really said about all of you behind your back
00:27:01What are you talking about? I never said anything about save it
00:27:04Herb's right here
00:27:09And Noah
00:27:10I saved the best for last
00:27:13Don't you want to know what jewels said about you?
00:27:17I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back
00:27:23I think everyone should find out what jewels really said about them
00:27:27Oh, Emmett, this one's about you
00:27:32Emmett is so dumb
00:27:34Because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:27:37They can?
00:27:39I never said that
00:27:40Mia did
00:27:42She's framing me with the text that she sent
00:27:45Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:27:49Hey!
00:27:51I made good money for these
00:27:53Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:54Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:27:57Really?
00:27:59Cause this one's about you, Noah
00:28:01She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up
00:28:04Noah is arrogant
00:28:06Cocky
00:28:07And needs to be the best at everything
00:28:10Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together
00:28:13You said that about me?
00:28:15I can explain
00:28:16Save your breath
00:28:24Mitch!
00:28:25Don't touch me!
00:28:26Get off of me!
00:28:27Mitch!
00:28:29Don't touch me!
00:28:30Get off of me!
00:28:43You're so hot
00:28:45Say that again with your shirt off
00:28:46Come on!
00:28:47Come on!
00:28:48Come on!
00:28:50Come on!
00:28:52Come on!
00:28:57Come on!
00:28:59Come on!
00:29:01Come on!
00:29:03You're so hot
00:29:04You're so hot
00:29:06You're gonna be looking for alot
00:29:07Yo!
00:29:11Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:15No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:16Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:29:19screw around a little bit,
00:29:20show them crawling back.
00:29:24Speak of the devil.
00:29:30You hooked up with Jules.
00:29:32Dude, look.
00:29:34You hooked up with Jules.
00:29:35I don't know what's going on.
00:29:36What do you mean, Jules?
00:29:37It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:38You hooked up.
00:29:42Fuck.
00:29:43Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:45Emmett, stop.
00:29:46Fuck you, dude.
00:29:47Stop.
00:29:52Did you post this?
00:30:03Jules, did you post this?
00:30:04I don't know.
00:30:10Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:13What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:17I didn't do anything.
00:30:19Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:22I don't know.
00:30:23You know what?
00:30:24Everyone was right about you.
00:30:26You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:29Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:31Lose my number.
00:30:32Lose my number.
00:30:33I never want to see you again.
00:30:35Fine.
00:30:36Feelings mutual.
00:30:41Great.
00:30:42You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:48Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:51Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:55You're a skank.
00:30:57So get out and don't come back.
00:31:11Help!
00:31:13Help!
00:31:13Help!
00:31:13Help!
00:31:25That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:46And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:51Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:55Go on, Jules.
00:31:56Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:31:58Jules, tell him to leave.
00:32:00We have to talk.
00:32:03Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:13One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:22Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:23I can explain everything.
00:32:25Good, explain.
00:32:27Now.
00:32:33You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:36Takes one to know one.
00:32:38Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:40You're right.
00:32:46You're right.
00:32:48We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:53Trust me.
00:32:54We won't stay secret for long.
00:32:57I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:32:59You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:14That way everyone can see it.
00:33:17But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:20Oh.
00:33:28OMG.
00:33:28I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:30Ah.
00:33:31I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:35How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:37You don't know him like I do.
00:33:41If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:44Ew.
00:33:44Spare me the visual.
00:33:46I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:52He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:54But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:33:58More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:02The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:06Except for the one about you.
00:34:08I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:10That's true.
00:34:16Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:19Is that true?
00:34:32It's true.
00:34:34I liked you.
00:34:36Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:39I mean, really.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:42I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:44So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:47Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:34:49he'll finally believe me.
00:34:52I guess you can't.
00:34:53There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:02I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:04But when I really think about it,
00:35:06I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:09I really did.
00:35:12I give those two until the end of today?
00:35:16To what, Bone?
00:35:19They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:21It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:24I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:30Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:31Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:39You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:42When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:35:44She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:14I don't know.
00:36:15My turn.
00:36:25No smoke.
00:36:27Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:33Rude.
00:36:34Keep the circle moving.
00:36:53If you want to really piss me off,
00:36:58kiss me like you mean it.
00:36:59Get off.
00:37:05Dude, I took a virginity.
00:37:06What's a little pack?
00:37:10Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:11Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:14Hey, Jules.
00:37:21Jules.
00:37:22You're a pig.
00:37:23Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:24He's lying.
00:37:25I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:27But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:31You have feelings for me?
00:37:33You have feelings for me?
00:37:33I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:40But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:42You have feelings for me?
00:37:44Yes, Jules.
00:37:44I have feelings for you.
00:37:46You do?
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:49I have all the feelings.
00:37:50Confusion.
00:37:51Frustration.
00:37:52Blind rage.
00:37:53For a tip.
00:37:53Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:54Sometimes, Jules.
00:37:55Sometimes you make me really happy.
00:37:57Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:02I broke your trust.
00:38:03And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:06What do you mean?
00:38:08I mean I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:10And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:14Do you want to get back together?
00:38:18You said no feelings.
00:38:20Yeah, you're right.
00:38:23So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:25Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:28Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:29Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:39Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:42Ew.
00:38:43Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:45Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:47I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:49Mm-hmm.
00:38:51Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:54And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:00Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:03Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:06Yes, yes.
00:39:07That's a great idea.
00:39:08You should go do that right now.
00:39:09Yes!
00:39:16It's not that easy.
00:39:18Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:19I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:21Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:26What do you mean?
00:39:27I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:32Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:35She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:38I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:44Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:48We can talk later.
00:39:49I promise.
00:39:50I promise.
00:39:50The girls go shopping.
00:40:03Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:07Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:10I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:15Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:19It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:40:23The internship is mine.
00:40:25Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:27Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:39If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:42Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:46Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:40:48Yes, I'm going to go try this on!
00:40:58You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:00Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:03No, you didn't!
00:41:04That's impossible!
00:41:05It doesn't fit!
00:41:06Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:08What are you doing?
00:41:10I'm shopping.
00:41:12Do you not remember me?
00:41:13I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:16Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:18She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:20Mmm, but what Mia says goes.
00:41:23So your money's no good here.
00:41:25You know what?
00:41:27You're right.
00:41:28I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:33That's it.
00:41:33You're out.
00:41:34Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:37Excuse me.
00:41:37I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:39Trash?
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:41That's my girlfriend.
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:47Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:52See this car?
00:41:54Has no spending limit.
00:41:56My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:41:57And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:02No way.
00:42:03This is mine.
00:42:04Oh.
00:42:04Are you going to purchase it?
00:42:05No.
00:42:06Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:08Great.
00:42:09Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:24What do you think?
00:42:27Noah?
00:42:32Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:36Of course.
00:42:43You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:46Is it too expensive?
00:42:48No.
00:42:49It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:57Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:07Thank you, Noah.
00:43:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:21Put the dress on my card.
00:43:22Excuse me.
00:43:26I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:31I bet she stole it.
00:43:33I would never.
00:43:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:39Fine.
00:43:40Whatever, Mia.
00:43:52I don't know how that got there.
00:44:03Well, she stole it.
00:44:05And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:10Call the police.
00:44:12Don't call the police.
00:44:14This is all my fault.
00:44:16No, it's not.
00:44:17Yes, it is.
00:44:19I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:23But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:25You can't do this.
00:44:27It's a waste of money.
00:44:29Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:31It's worth it.
00:44:32Trust me.
00:44:34And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:36Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:38Please and thank you.
00:44:47Get that ready.
00:44:47Get that ready.
00:44:48Get that ready.
00:44:48Hold on, let me see.
00:44:50Okay?
00:44:52There he is.
00:44:53Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:44:57Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:44:59Well, enjoy it while I last, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:08Watch your mouth.
00:45:09Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:12Okay, dude.
00:45:13Jules was mine first.
00:45:15I dumped her, okay?
00:45:17It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:19Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:24Okay, all right.
00:45:26Let's add some heat to her, bet.
00:45:28Yeah?
00:45:29I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:31By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:35Hmm?
00:45:35Fine.
00:45:36And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:40I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:43Deal.
00:45:43You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:51Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:00Eat shit.
00:46:01Hey.
00:46:04Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:07Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:46:10Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:12Hey.
00:46:22Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:29Uh, I don't know.
00:46:31Jules.
00:46:32You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:35About what?
00:46:36The music in here?
00:46:38Because I think it sucks.
00:46:40Jules.
00:46:40Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:44For real.
00:46:45No contracts and no money.
00:46:47I mean it.
00:46:49I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:51Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something?
00:46:53Like I care.
00:46:55I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:46:59I'm sorry.
00:47:00We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:02Have fun.
00:47:04Here.
00:47:05Put this on.
00:47:07I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:10You're crazy.
00:47:14Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:21You're on.
00:47:28Follow me.
00:47:34Let the show begin.
00:47:40You think you're hot shit?
00:47:48Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:51Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:47:55Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:47:59The rules are simple.
00:48:03Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:09And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:13Woo!
00:48:15At least I was gonna say, is that to say, is that to say, is that I love how the day is starting.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:24Come on.
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:31Come on.
00:48:32Come on.
00:48:33Come on.
00:48:34Come on.
00:48:34Come back, come back.
00:49:04Come back, come back.
00:49:34You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:42Show them all.
00:49:43Chased that heart.
00:49:46But I won't be around where you cry.
00:49:51Cry, let me cry.
00:49:55The tears on your face.
00:49:58You're falling in vain where you cry.
00:50:02The same old best things I left you away.
00:50:13Yo, Jason.
00:50:16Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:50:19Now.
00:50:19Yeah?
00:50:20I got you.
00:50:25Let's visit that.
00:50:26And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:32And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:39Mia!
00:50:40As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:50:50I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public comfort.
00:50:58Jules, wait.
00:50:59You look upset.
00:51:07What are you, my therapist?
00:51:09Fuck off.
00:51:10No, just a guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:15Jules.
00:51:16I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:23What is that?
00:51:24Oh, you got time?
00:51:26Come on, Jules.
00:51:28You want to have some fun?
00:51:30No, thanks.
00:51:33Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:36Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:41Better play along.
00:51:46Bottoms up.
00:51:54Cheers.
00:51:56All right.
00:51:58Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:00Come on.
00:52:01I'm going to go change.
00:52:06Destiny.
00:52:07Have you seen Jules?
00:52:09I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:11Emmett was with her.
00:52:14That little shit.
00:52:16Don't move.
00:52:28What do you think you're doing?
00:52:31Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:33Both know you want this.
00:52:35Be gentle.
00:52:37Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:39Back off.
00:52:40Just relax, baby.
00:52:42Let that e-kick in.
00:52:43You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:46Oh.
00:52:47I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:49Let go of me.
00:52:51This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:53Oh, yeah.
00:52:54That's right.
00:52:55Mom, for me.
00:52:56I mean...
00:52:58Jules?
00:53:00Jules, are you in there?
00:53:02Noah!
00:53:03Help me!
00:53:04Hmm?
00:53:04Noah!
00:53:08Help me!
00:53:10Emmett!
00:53:12Get off of her!
00:53:14You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:17What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:21Emmett!
00:53:22She doesn't want you!
00:53:23What are you doing?
00:53:24She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:26Even if she won't say so.
00:53:34Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:36I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:40Wait!
00:53:41Stop!
00:53:45This asshole isn't worth it.
00:53:47You look like shit.
00:54:06Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:08All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:11Hey!
00:54:13Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:17Mia, stop.
00:54:23This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:27Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:29Be so fucking for real.
00:54:30Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:32You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:37And you know what?
00:54:39He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:42Tonight.
00:54:43Mia, sit down.
00:54:46Emmett.
00:54:46If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:51Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:52Let's go.
00:54:58I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:00Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:12Ow.
00:55:14You're hurt.
00:55:15Let me help you.
00:55:15Okay.
00:55:16I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:28I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:42I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:46Really.
00:55:47I didn't take them.
00:55:49You didn't take the pills?
00:55:56You know, I got something better than E.
00:55:58It's twice as fun.
00:56:00And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:02What are you trying to give me?
00:56:16Rocky road.
00:56:19Ow.
00:56:20Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:22This is how you repay me?
00:56:23How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:28I'm not an asshole.
00:56:30No.
00:56:31You're the king of assholes.
00:56:34You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:39but whatever.
00:56:40I got to show you something.
00:56:56I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:04And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:06It worked.
00:57:26I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:57:29Stop waiting.
00:57:31I need you now.
00:57:36What if somebody sees?
00:57:40Everybody's at the club.
00:57:43I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:45I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:06I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:16I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:17You're the only one who's at the club.
00:58:17You're the only one who's at the club.
00:58:18You're the only one who's at the club.
00:58:20I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:20Hi, this is Alan.
00:58:23It's Mia.
00:58:24Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:25Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for
00:58:32it.
00:58:32Okay, bye.
00:58:48Hey, sleepy little.
00:58:50What are you doing up so early?
00:58:52I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:54I'm ready for another round.
00:58:56Hey, can you knock?
00:58:58Can you put your boner away?
00:59:02Get up! Get up!
00:59:04Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:05Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:06It's worse than a fire!
00:59:11Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:20You're fucking with me.
00:59:21What's the big deal?
00:59:22Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:23And the mess.
00:59:24And you.
00:59:25What about me?
00:59:26She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:27But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:28Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
00:59:30and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:33I need to get out of here.
00:59:34I'll hide Jules.
00:59:35I'll distract Mom.
00:59:40Yo, Jason.
00:59:41I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:42Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:50Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Get your brother.
01:00:04Now.
01:00:10Mommy!
01:00:11Wait!
01:00:12Noah!
01:00:13Uh...
01:00:18My baby boy!
01:00:19Mom!
01:00:20Hi!
01:00:21Hey!
01:00:22Mom!
01:00:23I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:00:25Mia called and said she needed the family ring...
01:00:29to propose!
01:00:35Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:39None of your business.
01:00:41Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:46I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:54What is that slut doing here?
01:00:59You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:01Get out of this house!
01:01:02Mom!
01:01:03Noah!
01:01:04A little help?
01:01:05Uh, Mom!
01:01:06Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:11Uh, yes!
01:01:12It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:18Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:23Lisa!
01:01:25My second mommy!
01:01:27We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:01:31Oh yes, we do.
01:01:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:35I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:37I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:44Please?
01:01:55My head hurts.
01:01:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some Aspen?
01:01:59Yeah!
01:02:00I have some in my purse.
01:02:02Oh, thanks.
01:02:08She's better.
01:02:18Water!
01:02:19Water!
01:02:20I need water!
01:02:22Jules?
01:02:24What did you give my mom?
01:02:26Aspirin!
01:02:27Aspirin?
01:02:28Woo!
01:02:29It's so hot in here.
01:02:33Jules, do you have any more of that Aspirin?
01:02:37Oh no.
01:02:39Woo!
01:02:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:41Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:47Wow!
01:02:48Oh, that's enough.
01:02:49Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:02:50Let's go.
01:02:51Woo!
01:02:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:02:56No way.
01:02:57You gave her those?
01:02:58I didn't give them.
01:02:59She found them.
01:03:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:04She hates you already.
01:03:05What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:08Where did she go?
01:03:09Where did she go?
01:03:10Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:11No way!
01:03:12It feels so good.
01:03:13Oh, wait, no.
01:03:14Ow!
01:03:15I'm drowning!
01:03:16Mia!
01:03:17Save me!
01:03:18Ow!
01:03:19Ow!
01:03:20Ow!
01:03:21Ow!
01:03:22I'm drowning!
01:03:23Mia!
01:03:24Save me!
01:03:25Ow!
01:03:26Ow!
01:03:27Ow!
01:03:28I'm drowning!
01:03:29I'm drowning!
01:03:30Mia!
01:03:31Save me!
01:03:32Oh, absolutely not.
01:03:33I'm not going in there.
01:03:34Ow!
01:03:35Ow!
01:03:36Ow!
01:03:37Ow!
01:03:38Ow!
01:03:39Ow!
01:03:40Ow!
01:03:41Ow!
01:03:42Ow!
01:03:43Ow!
01:03:44Ow!
01:03:45Ow!
01:03:46Ow!
01:03:47Ow!
01:03:48Ow!
01:03:49Ow!
01:03:50Ow!
01:03:51Ow!
01:03:52Ow!
01:03:53Ow!
01:03:54Ow!
01:03:55Ow!
01:03:56Ow!
01:03:57Ow!
01:03:58Ow!
01:03:59Ow!
01:04:00Ow!
01:04:01Ow!
01:04:02Ow!
01:04:03Ow!
01:04:04Ow!
01:04:05Ow!
01:04:06Ow!
01:04:07Ow!
01:04:08You saved me!
01:04:11Here.
01:04:12I brought you some tea.
01:04:14I was wrong about you.
01:04:22I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:33Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:37I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:39Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:41Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:45You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:51I still got to pay to hang out with me.
01:04:54No feelings, remember?
01:05:03I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:07I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:09I mean it.
01:05:10I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:16When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:22If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:25So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:30Really?
01:05:31When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:38Come with me.
01:05:51I want to give you the money.
01:05:52Not as your boss.
01:05:56As your boyfriend.
01:05:58Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:02I don't know what to say.
01:06:03Just let me take care of you.
01:06:14And tell me that you love me.
01:06:17I don't think I can say it.
01:06:22Let me take care of you.
01:06:24It's the least you can do.
01:06:25Fine.
01:06:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:33And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:36I know you do.
01:06:41Good morning, everyone.
01:06:43Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:46Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:51I was just leaving.
01:06:52You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:54We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:00After your little sex video was released,
01:07:04at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:08But after you saved me,
01:07:11all I can say is,
01:07:14welcome to the family.
01:07:19Wait.
01:07:20You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:24That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:28I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:33Adios.
01:07:35Bye, Mom.
01:07:40I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:44Good luck with that.
01:07:45I don't need luck.
01:07:47I have a really big brain.
01:07:55There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:02What is this?
01:08:04Ew, what died in here?
01:08:14My manhood.
01:08:16Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:18Really?
01:08:22I don't like to read.
01:08:24It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:27They're faking their entire relationship
01:08:29so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:32That's cheating.
01:08:33Oh, great.
01:08:35You finally figured it out.
01:08:36Good boy.
01:08:39I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:47I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:50I know.
01:08:50I know.
01:08:52But I've got to work on my presentation
01:08:54for the Lehman internship.
01:08:58What up, lovebirds?
01:08:59Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:03You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:09Who are you?
01:09:11I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:15Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:24What are you doing here?
01:09:26Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:30I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:34The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:38I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:39Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:45He seems a little confused.
01:09:51Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:54Uh, I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:09:58and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:09:59The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible
01:10:05for keeping me entertained, and I get bored easy.
01:10:12Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:18Interview starts now.
01:10:20Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:25Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:28That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:38That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:40He's a total clown.
01:10:43Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful
01:10:45tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:48And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:50But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:53Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:55I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:10:58and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:00I was just trying to crawl out from underneath
01:11:02my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:05And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:08And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:11The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:15Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:17And so do you.
01:11:18Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:23You lied to me.
01:11:24No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:26I just...
01:11:27I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:29I'm sorry.
01:11:33Everybody!
01:11:35Let's get the party started!
01:11:37Woohoo!
01:11:38Woohoo!
01:11:39I love it!
01:11:41Grab your bag.
01:11:42Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:51I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:54There's something special about you.
01:11:57You're so beautiful.
01:11:59Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:12:04I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:06Noah, tell me.
01:12:09Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:12That'd be me.
01:12:14You're a lucky man.
01:12:16I know.
01:12:17I know.
01:12:17How long is he going to be here?
01:12:24I'll protect you.
01:12:26And look at here.
01:12:28The happy little couple.
01:12:29Hmm.
01:12:30From full mates to soul mates.
01:12:36Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:39Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:41Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:45Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:48What bet?
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:53I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:12:56I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:12:59That's not true.
01:13:01Yeah, it is.
01:13:03I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:13:05so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:07You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:11I don't want to hear it.
01:13:14Yeah.
01:13:15I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:19Hmm?
01:13:20I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:24I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:26I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:30Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:36Chicks, dude.
01:13:37I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:39I wouldn't want to do that in front of our...
01:13:41Special guest.
01:13:43I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:47You're pathetic.
01:13:49Me.
01:13:50Whatever, dude.
01:13:55What were you thinking?
01:13:56That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:00I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:05You're a sexy girl.
01:14:06Well, we could have a lot of fun.
01:14:09I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:11Then make time.
01:14:12There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:15The boys share their toys.
01:14:18And I want to play with you.
01:14:20I don't want to be played with.
01:14:22If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:26The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:30Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:33What do I have to do?
01:14:37Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:40In your dreams, Pearl.
01:14:41Mia.
01:14:47You know where Jules is?
01:14:49You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:52Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:55Mia.
01:14:56A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:14:58Get it through your head.
01:15:00I want to be with Jules.
01:15:02Why do you like her so much?
01:15:04I don't like her.
01:15:07I love her.
01:15:08You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:14For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:16You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:18Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:21Found your girlfriend.
01:15:34If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:15:37Yes.
01:15:38And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:40We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:44My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:47Wait.
01:15:49Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:51Damn.
01:15:53You were great.
01:15:55Just one kiss.
01:15:56That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:15:59Don't play hard to get.
01:16:11Get off of her.
01:16:12Get off of her.
01:16:12Get off of her.
01:16:18Let me have my fun.
01:16:20Then you can take your turn.
01:16:21If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:23You wouldn't dare.
01:16:25You little shit.
01:16:29You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:31Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:32Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:38You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:41You want to mess with me?
01:16:42You want to mess with me?
01:16:42Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:46who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:49You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:51Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:53Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:05How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:09How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:10It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:12Don't lie to me.
01:17:14I saw you kissing back.
01:17:16I didn't kiss him.
01:17:19But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:24You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:29Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:17:33Tell him you love him.
01:17:35It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:46You're fired.
01:17:49Get out of my house.
01:17:50You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:06You never belonged with us.
01:18:12And now, it's your turn to go.
01:18:16I played you and I won.
01:18:20This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:23Oh, honey.
01:18:24This has everything to do with me.
01:18:27I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:35And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:38And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:43You thought you were better than me.
01:18:50But I always win.
01:18:52All I fucking do is win.
01:18:57A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:01Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:13It's too late.
01:19:21Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:24Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:28That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:31You lose everything.
01:19:33Oh, God.
01:19:46Can I help you?
01:19:48What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:51My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:55I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:19:57I have a big tip for you.
01:20:10Seriously?
01:20:12Smile more.
01:20:13This money feels dirty.
01:20:23I never want to see this check again.
01:20:25I never want to see this check again.
01:20:25Miss me?
01:20:37Miss me?
01:20:42Miss me?
01:20:42Get lost.
01:20:50I deserve that.
01:20:54Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:20:57And I think you'll really like it.
01:20:58Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:05Yeah.
01:21:07This morning, I bought it.
01:21:10You bought my house from under us?
01:21:12Look at the name on the title.
01:21:13Oh, my God.
01:21:18You put it under my name.
01:21:21It's yours, Jules.
01:21:22It's all yours.
01:21:25But...
01:21:25I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:29Another condition?
01:21:32What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:35Sleep with your boss?
01:21:36Drug your mom?
01:21:37No.
01:21:40But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:50At 8 p.m.
01:21:51And I want you to wear this.
01:21:53What are you doing here?
01:22:08Noah told me to come.
01:22:10Really?
01:22:11Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:13Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:18He's proposing to you?
01:22:20When did you two get back together?
01:22:23Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:25But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:28And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:32I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:36Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:41Mia!
01:22:42Jules!
01:22:43I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:45Why did you invite me here?
01:22:47To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:50Propose?
01:22:51Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:53Oh, please.
01:22:54The big question.
01:22:57Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:00Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:04Uh, how did you know about that?
01:23:08Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:09And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:13You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:17Okay.
01:23:19Fine.
01:23:20Yeah.
01:23:21I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:24But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:28What are you going to do?
01:23:29Arrest me?
01:23:29Actually, that's my job.
01:23:31Oh, hi.
01:23:32Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:35What?
01:23:35You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:37These are not what they're for.
01:23:39Call my dad!
01:23:40Oh, daddy!
01:23:42Bye, Mia.
01:23:45If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:50That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:56Everybody!
01:23:56What is he doing?
01:24:02I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:09And here are my secrets.
01:24:13I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:15I do.
01:24:17And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard, and I was so scared, I just left it there.
01:24:23And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:24:27Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:28You look like a crazy person.
01:24:30And I have one more secret.
01:24:33Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:40And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:42Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:44I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:47Yes, Noah.
01:24:51I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:53Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:55It's part of your charm.
01:24:57I love you.
01:24:58I love you right back.
01:25:07Everybody!
01:25:08Let's get this party started!
01:25:10All I do is rip away.
01:25:20All I do is rip away.
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