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00:00I do that for you, now you're gonna do something for me.
00:04What do you need, Mr. Eager?
00:06You're gonna be my fake girlfriend.
00:26Good morning, Mr. Eager.
00:28Good morning.
00:30Good morning, everyone.
00:31Welcome to our quarter one meeting.
00:33Before we get started, I want to show you guys an important video from our user acquisition team.
00:48Mr. Eager, you guys for coffee?
00:52I'm sorry about that text, Mr. Eager.
00:55I was just trying to get my ex-boyfriend off my back, so I said I was dating someone new.
01:02So you were just using me?
01:04I'm sorry, Mr. Eager.
01:06Mr. Eager.
01:07Okay.
01:08I do that for you, now you're gonna do something for me.
01:13What do you need, Mr. Eager?
01:15You're gonna be my fake girlfriend.
01:18This is the first time I've come on a blind date with three people.
01:21Care to explain?
01:23Oh, well, this is my current girlfriend.
01:25So, if you want to replace her, we're just gonna have to set some ground.
01:29Excuse me?
01:30First, you'd have to quit your job and become a full-time housewife.
01:34Second, I'm a CEO who makes a lot of money.
01:38And so, you'd have to sign a prenup.
01:40Oh, lastly, I want a kid this year.
01:42Two more by the time I'm 35.
01:44So, as long as you're okay with all that, and wait for our time.
01:49Let me get this straight.
01:51You want me to give up my career to be a housewife,
01:54then sign a prenup that offers no financial protection,
01:57and give you three kids on top of all of that?
02:00Yes, that's correct.
02:02Seriously?
02:03You put up with this shit.
02:06You're an embarrassment to feminism.
02:08And you, you're an asshole.
02:11Oh my god.
02:13Oh my god.
02:14I'm gonna go to the bathroom with the remote.
02:18Okay.
02:19Order whatever you like.
02:27Allison?
02:30Kyle, are you stalking me?
02:32Please leave.
02:33I'm here with my boyfriend, and we're here on a date.
02:35That's bullshit.
02:37I don't see your boyfriend anywhere.
02:39And also, I got the photo you sent me.
02:41It's your boss.
02:42How could your new boyfriend be your boss?
02:45Come on, let's go.
02:46Let go of me.
02:47If I can't, I'd be both.
02:49Get your hands off my girlfriend.
02:51I know you're a person.
02:52Let go of me.
02:56I'll take the photo out of my boyfriend.
02:58A little bit in your girlfriend.
02:59I'll take the photo now.
03:01I can't stop sharing my boyfriend.
03:02I can't wait.
03:03I can't wait.
03:04I can't wait for you.
03:05I can't wait for you.
03:06This is your friend.
03:08I can't wait for you.
03:09I can wait for you, my girlfriend.
03:10My son is here.
03:11I really can wait for me.
03:12You canолько times more.
03:13What the time is the word?
03:14We can't wait for me.
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