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00:00miss gray i'm sorry but the chances of you getting pregnant on your own are near zero
00:12god why why are you so cruel to me i lost my parents when i was young and i will never even
00:21be a parent myself there's no need to despair infertility is still treatable really yes
00:28in your situation the easiest way to get pregnant is through artificial insemination
00:33the only thing is it's a bit expensive um well i have to talk it over with my fiance but um
00:41i'm sure he'll support me
00:43tony
00:56leah why are you here babe who's this
01:02she uh she's that one ex i told you about the the clingy one who's broke and can't have kids
01:12but ex you just proposed to me two weeks ago since when am i your ex you proposed to her
01:19of course i didn't she she threatened to kill herself if i didn't get back together with
01:24her so i felt bad i gave her a stupid little ring
01:27what look at her she's a infertile orphan girl why would i marry her your outfit probably
01:33costs more than her whole net worth you're such a liar that is not what happened at all
01:39you think i would have ever offered to marry you if you hadn't lent me that 50 grand
01:43off leah i only dated you because i felt sorry for you i'm with amanda and we're engaged
01:49and you're a childless orphan that nobody loves have fun dying alone wait an asshole like you
02:00doesn't deserve to be the father of my child a beautiful baby and live a beautiful life
02:09if you don't want to be a part of that go to hell
02:14cookie it's just gonna be you and me for a while you don't need that loser tony
02:35good boy come on eat your breakfast mommy has to go to work
02:42leah this proposal
03:03what are you looking at um nothing let me see
03:09shit my super strict boss just caught me browsing for sperm donors during work hours
03:14i'm so screwed are you seriously looking for a sperm donor through a cheap looking website
03:19i was just you know these are all scams
03:21i was just taking a look besides someone on there could be legit
03:25there's not leah i'm your boss trust me on this
03:28yeah you might be my boss but it doesn't give you a right to snoop around in my personal affairs
03:33mr lawrence you're you're overstepping
03:35are you really looking to get pregnant through a sperm donor yes i am i want my kid to have good
03:41genes but not everyone can afford to go through a fancy sperm bank this is my business it has nothing
03:47to do with you how is it only your problem leah if you want to have a baby you should do it with me
03:54what if i give you my sperm
03:55i'm sorry my ears must be playing tricks on me what did you just
04:02no you heard me right
04:03what if i donate my sperm to you for free
04:07no no no that's that's not a good idea
04:10you're my boss thank you for the offer but no i can't
04:14what was i thinking she must have been horrified
04:27boss you have had your eye on her since day one why don't you just tell her how you feel
04:32like just be honest with her okay stop torturing yourself i i say this as your assistant and as your
04:56friend jerry you don't understand leah sees me as her boss only nothing more if i tell her how i
05:04feel she'll just quit her job i don't want her to leave so i can't take that risk if my bro is
05:12gonna get the girl of his dreams i might need to play the wingman
05:15i handled all the paperwork and i found this bank when mr lo a friend throws his sperm the clinic
05:25is professional super reputable so i thought i'd just pass that along as a reference for you
05:32wait wait how did you i'm happy to help but if you want to thank me just buy me a coffee
05:37hey ben i am gonna send you a photo of a woman named
05:45leah gray now she's gonna come to you asking for a sperm donation i need you to give her
05:51mr lawrence's sperm okay okay yeah
05:55you must be miss gray jerry's already explained your situation
06:14my job is to make sure this whole process goes smoothly for you so these are our most highly
06:23coveted donors i personally recommend this one in the middle
06:27brown eyes six foot two harvard business school graduate collegiate basketball player why does this
06:39sound like my boss um is something not to your liking oh no no i just uh want to see if any of the
06:47others catch my eye ma'am as a future mother don't you want what's best for your child it's clear just
06:54from a quick glance that this donor is head and shoulders above the others worse i want what's best
07:00but a man that perfect i mean he must be expensive don't worry about the price we're having a sale right
07:07now and seeing as you're jerry's friend we can give you a double discount oh wow that's actually
07:16not that bad in that case i'll take him uh when can we do the procedure today if you're ready
07:23we just ask that you rest 15 minutes afterwards and we recommend you get a pregnancy test in about
07:29two weeks i'm ready let's do it today so we plan to open the resort just next month my team is
07:38extremely excited and we hope that everything goes according to plan and we're expecting incredible
07:45results so you and leah are gonna have a baby together what the hell are you talking about yeah i
07:54introduced her to the sperm bank or use froze your sperm i'm told them to use your sample the
07:59procedure is already done and she is gonna be pregnant soon what you did that without her consent
08:06or mine you're not helping me you're fucking me over i swear to god if you weren't my best friend
08:12i would fire you right now boss i i misread this i i'm so sorry i have to tell her no
08:22if she knows she'll resign but i can't just keep hiding it from her what do i do i can figure this
08:30out okay it's going to go away resort develops according to plan we are looking at a profit of
08:34at least five billion dollars in the first year you don't say well miss gray turns out you got some
08:40brains to go with your looks mr keen please come on we both know you're in for a fat paycheck if you
08:47land a client of my stature at least give me something in return how about this get your hands
08:53off
08:53apologize to her now alice did you just punch me over this my investment in this project can change
09:09everything for your firm if you think i'm gonna apologize or you're out of your fucking mind
09:14besides she came on to me first
09:16if you ever insult me like that again consider your company bankrupt you understand me now apologize
09:26to her or i'll kick your ass into this pool okay i'm sorry
09:32i'm sorry you're a idiot
09:40it's okay it's okay it's okay i got you
10:05break his hands and feet and then kick him out and i better hear of his company going under this
10:25week yes boss if anything happens to leia i will saw your
10:31sorry that uh that dress was all that i could find for you
10:52leia after what happened i think it's best you take tomorrow off you need some time to rest
11:02no i'm fine i yeah no we should discuss the next steps for our project i promise i'll find a new
11:10investor as soon as possible okay sure i trust your judgment
11:14leia about the whole sperm bank mr lawrence that's a private matter okay i don't want to discuss it
11:25with you it won't affect my work
11:28it's not the right time to tell her
11:32wait it's been two weeks since the procedure
11:50the meeting won't start for another 20 minutes i'll just take a test right now
11:54oh my god i'm finally pregnant i'm gonna have a baby a real baby
12:07i'm gonna have my own family
12:09oh my god
12:22oh my god
12:28oh my god
12:34oh my god
12:35So Lee is pregnant for my childhood.
12:50Mr. Lawrence, I am so sorry. I was just joking around with a friend. You were not meant to see that.
13:07Leah, please stay behind after the meeting. We need to have a chat.
13:13Everyone saw what I said about Mr. Lawrence. I'm so fired.
13:36Leah, wait there a moment, please.
13:39Mr. Lawrence, I'm so sorry.
13:42Why is it that you think I'm asexual?
13:45That's not what I meant.
13:47What did you mean then? I mean, if you really think that, you could... you could find out for yourself.
13:57God, he has really nice lips.
14:00Oh, um, if you'll excuse me. I have to get back to work.
14:15What was that, Leah? You're really about to kiss him. Sure, he may be ridiculously handsome, but he's your boss.
14:30Tony! You shouldn't be in there! Let me in!
14:45Tony! It's that dirt poor ex of yours again! Does she not understand that no means no?
15:02Leah, everything you own is on the front porch. Pack it all up and leave.
15:07You want me to leave? I pay off the rent! Cookie! Cookie, what are you doing?!
15:13Let him go, please! He can't breathe! Please, let him go!
15:17God, chill out! It's a f***ing dog! The real problem is you won't stop stalking my fiancé!
15:24Fine, fine, okay. I'll forget about the rent. You two will never have to see me again. Please, just go.
15:38Geez, you really love this little monster, don't you? Tell you what, you get down on all fours and need a full serving of dog food?
15:45I'll give them back to you. What? You're being absurd. I'll call the police. Wait, no!
15:52And what's that gonna do? It's Tony's dog, and we don't want him, so we're taking him to the pound.
15:57Are we breaking any laws? No, we don't. Guess you're not eating the dog food, then.
16:04Too bad. That cookie will have to suffer in your place.
16:15Stop. Right now.
16:21Stop. Right now.
16:25Stop. Right now.
16:30Let me go! You're trespassing on my property. Just trying to take my dog to the pound.
16:45Mommy's got you. I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you ever again.
16:50Cookie is my dog. I had him before I met you. You think you could feed him a few times and call yourself his owner?
16:56Wow, you really do get around. You were begging Tony to go back to you a few days ago, and now you ask some guy you're hooking up with to attack us? You'll pay for this!
17:05Show them what happens when they talk to Leah that way.
17:10You can't just hit me!
17:13The cops are on their way. You'll both be convicted of animal cruelty. Enjoy prison for it.
17:26Thank you for that, Alec. God, who knows what would have happened to Cookie if you didn't show up.
17:30Please. How could I see this little guy being bullied and not intervene?
17:37She's a dog mom now, but she's gonna be a real mom soon.
17:42It won't be easy for her on her own. Maybe I should tell her the truth, Leah.
17:48About the sperm that you bought, I'm...
17:53Hey, are you okay?
17:55Jesus, Jerry!
17:57Cookie, are you okay?
17:59Careful! She's pregnant with my child.
18:02What?
18:03What?
18:04Where?
18:05I can.
18:06I've seen
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