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00:01Hold on ladies.
00:03Not so fast.
00:05Give me back my phone!
00:11Oops! My hand sweats!
00:17If you guys try to come for me again, it'll be your heads in the toilet.
00:22Good morning Miss Hailey, your Gucci outfit and Chanel handbag for today.
00:25But this year, I'm changing things up.
00:28I don't want to be known as the Kaplan heiress.
00:30Okay, I want to make real friends.
00:32You must be the Kaplan heiress.
00:34That's me, the one and only Candace Kaplan.
00:39What the hell? She's stealing my identity.
00:45Excuse me, but you don't look like a Kaplan to me.
00:53Hm.
00:55And who's this?
00:58The janitor's unfortunate offspring?
01:00Ignore her.
01:02She wouldn't recognize you if you hit her with your Rolls Royce.
01:08Look at you.
01:10I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a potato sack like that.
01:16Saved by the bell, loser.
01:17Don't worry.
01:18I'll catch you at recess.
01:20Girls walk with me.
01:27Oh, and make yourselves useful?
01:29I could expose her right now, but then what?
01:33Back to being a Kaplan?
01:35Surrounded by fake friends and gold diggers?
01:38Fine.
01:40Candace Kaplan.
01:41You want to be a Kaplan so bad?
01:43Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
01:46May I have everyone's attention, please?
01:47I'm Candace Kaplan.
01:48And yes, I am the Kaplan heiress.
01:49I'm so glad to be here for my senior year.
01:50I heard her family owned the Empire State Building.
01:52Ain't gonna lie, that's mad cool.
01:54Please, no special treatment just because of who I am.
01:58You!
01:59What's so funny?
02:00First day of school and you're already being rude to appear.
02:03Keep that up, young lady.
02:04And I'll give you detention.
02:05No, Ms. Darcy, I didn't mean it to tell somebody.
02:07Okay, so I'm the Kaplan.
02:09You're the Kaplan.
02:10You're the Kaplan, and I'm the Kaplan.
02:11I'm the Kaplan.
02:12I'm the Kaplan.
02:13I'm the Kaplan heiress.
02:14I'm the Kaplan heiress.
02:15I'm so glad to be here for my senior year.
02:17I heard her family owns the Empire State Building.
02:19Ain't gonna lie, that's mad cool.
02:20Please, no special treatment just because of who I am.
02:22You!
02:23Oh, see, I didn't mean it, but she...
02:24It's okay, Miss Darcy.
02:26She didn't mean it.
02:27I'm sure she's just jealous.
02:30Well, that's very generous of you, Candace.
02:34I don't care, I should be.
02:36In fact, I'm so generous that I've decided to throw an exclusive birthday party tonight.
02:44Invite only at my favorite restaurant.
02:48Of course, some people won't be getting an invite.
02:53I have standards, after all.
02:57Yeah, no discount rack allowed.
03:00She's going to be busy dumpster diving for her dinner anyway.
03:04Well, I heard the Kaeperns have a castle, so I'm sure everyone would love to see what that looks like.
03:13Hey, Miss, let's have the party at your castle.
03:18Where the hell am I going to get a castle?
03:20Well, the castle isn't really open to the people.
03:25These aren't people, Miss Kaplan.
03:28They're your friends, right?
03:30I'm sure you would love to spend your birthday with your friends in your castle.
03:37Fine.
03:39I'll make a call and get everything ready for tonight.
03:41No, if you'll excuse me.
03:46Let's see how you pulled this off.
03:51Come on.
03:53Candace, honey, I'm working.
03:55What's up?
03:57Mom, you're at the Kaplan place, right?
03:59I need you to find a way to let me in tonight.
04:01I'm throwing a party, and it's not like they use it anyway.
04:04What?
04:06Yes, I'm just the maid.
04:08The Kaplan's were generous enough to give us money for your tuition, but I just, I just came.
04:14Okay, I don't have time for this crap.
04:16It's bad enough having a cleaner as a mom.
04:19I deserve this, please.
04:20I'll, um, I'll see what I can do.
04:26Thanks, Mommy.
04:27Bye.
04:34That's so funny.
04:35I know.
04:45Show me.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:57I'm so sorry.
04:59I didn't see you there.
05:00You just blended me with the loser so well.
05:03Ow.
05:06Oh.
05:07Ow.
05:07Ow.
05:11You know, Candace, for someone who claims to be so rich and powerful,
05:19you sure are obsessed with me.
05:22Obsessed?
05:23I think the word you're looking for is disgusted.
05:27Really?
05:27Because you keep coming at me,
05:30and I just find it so funny
05:32that the supposed Kaplan heiress is just so threatened by a nobody like me.
05:38Threatened?
05:40Don't make me laugh.
05:42Someone has to show a troll like you how these things work.
05:46Tell your place, you little peasant.
05:48My place?
05:50And what's your place, Candace?
05:51Because from where I'm standing,
05:53it looks an awful lot like you desperately trying out for Mean Girls Walmart Edition.
05:58No.
05:58No.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:11Oh, you...
06:14Oh, man.
06:14No.
06:15No! What?
06:24Hayley, I just saw Candace take your clothes to the boys' locker room.
06:27Okay, quiet! I- I- I'll cover you. Let's go.
06:31Come on!
06:37No one's in there. I'll stand outside his lookout just in case the coach comes.
06:41I'll never get you done something.
06:43I don't know.
06:49Well, hello there.
06:51Need help drying off? I'm just here for my clothes.
07:02Hey! What are you guys doing? Knock it off!
07:11I'm so sorry about them.
07:14Oh, thanks.
07:16I'm Luke.
07:18And, uh, you must be the dodgeball champion.
07:22Um, Hayley.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Although I'm usually wearing more clothes when I'm being introduced, so...
07:29Me too.
07:31Okay.
07:33Uh, Hayley.
07:34Next time you want to see me without a shirt, just- just ask.
07:38I'll keep it in mind.
07:43Hayley, watch out! They're here!
07:45Gotcha!
07:46What are you doing half naked in the boys' locker room, you little-
07:58That's enough!
07:59Oh my god!
08:00That's enough!
08:01Guys, get out!
08:02Did I stutter? I said leave! Get out! Come on!
08:04Come on!
08:13Aw...
08:14Aren't you a knight in shining armor?
08:17Why don't you and me-
08:18Do you know what I hate most?
08:19Is a trust fund snob heiress like yourself,
08:23whose only goal in her sad little life is to bully other people.
08:28Now how about you get out before I make you?
08:30How about ladies?
08:34Not so fast.
08:36Give me back my phone!
08:43Oops! My hand sweats!
08:45No!
08:49If you guys try to come for me again, it'll be your heads in the toilet.
08:53Oh my god!
08:56No!
08:57McKenna!
08:58Stop it!
08:59That's gross!
09:00My hand is stuck!
09:10Miss Hayley?
09:11Here's the clothes you requested.
09:13Thank you, Deidre.
09:14You can come now, but just...
09:17Please don't tell my dad.
09:19Yes, Miss Hayley.
09:23I don't mean to bother you, but my daughter...
09:26It's her birthday.
09:28Her only wish is to have a party at the castle.
09:31Could I get the passcode from you?
09:35It would mean the world to her.
09:36I didn't even know you had a daughter.
09:38Of course.
09:39I'll just text you the code.
09:41Thanks.
09:42You're so kind.
09:45Seriously.
09:46You saved me.
09:49I didn't want to lie to Miss Hayley, but what can I do?
09:53I can't lose my daughter.
09:55That's so exciting.
09:57That's so beautiful.
09:58Thank you so much.
10:00Thank God.
10:01Thank God.
10:02You're my safe.
10:03I'm good.
10:06Well, well, well.
10:07Oh!
10:08Look what the cat dragged in.
10:10Ew.
10:11Nice party, Candace.
10:12The Kaplans sure know how to throw one.
10:15Don't they?
10:16Yeah.
10:17What are you doing here?
10:19It's my 17th birthday party, and I don't want you here.
10:23Trust me.
10:24I got more right to be here than you think.
10:26Says who?
10:28Last time I checked, this is my castle.
10:30Oh.
10:31My party.
10:32Are you sure about that?
10:33You can't let her talk to you like that, Candace.
10:36Yeah, just have security throw her out.
10:39Oh, you know what?
10:40That's a great point.
10:41Just have security throw me out.
10:43Shit.
10:44I forgot to hire security.
10:46What?
10:47What's wrong, Candace?
10:49Can't afford security on speed dial?
10:52Security?
10:53Oh, please.
10:54I wouldn't waste their time on someone so insignificant like you.
10:58Hey, Candace.
10:59Where's the bathroom?
11:00Oh.
11:01Uh.
11:02The bathroom.
11:03Yes.
11:04Uh, it's...
11:06Um.
11:07If you go...
11:09Uh.
11:10It's through the kitchen, down the hallway, three doors to the right.
11:12Can't miss it.
11:14You're welcome.
11:16How does she know that?
11:17Yeah.
11:18How do I know that?
11:19Please.
11:20It was just a lucky guess.
11:21Anyone could have gotten that.
11:24Now get the hell out of my party.
11:27Oh.
11:28Yeah, this isn't some discount department store grand opening.
11:32More her speed.
11:33Don't you think?
11:35Yeah.
11:36I don't know.
11:37I think I'm gonna stick around.
11:38Party's just getting interesting.
11:40You can call security though, but...
11:42I'm saying.
11:43There's just a security on her ass, Candace.
11:45I don't have any security.
11:47Go on.
11:49I dare you, Kaplan.
11:52I'm sure they're just waiting around the corner.
11:55With all the other staff that should be at an event like this.
11:59Right?
12:00Yeah, where is the staff, Candace?
12:02Lucky for you.
12:03I gave them the night off.
12:05I wanted it to be exclusive.
12:07Besides, I wouldn't waste those resources on a loser like you.
12:11Really?
12:12I just feel like you don't even know where anything is in your own house.
12:16I swear to god, Hailey.
12:19You better learn how to shut your mouth before I shut it for you.
12:23I'm so scared.
12:24Now get out of my house!
12:29No!
12:30Get her out!
12:33I don't want her here!
12:34Dad, you need to leave her, right?
12:35Back away!
12:36Back away!
12:37Back away!
12:41Fire!
12:42Wait!
12:43Oh!
12:44Oh no!
12:46Oh no!
12:47No!
12:48What is Miss Hailey doing here?
12:50Oh my god!
12:52I'm gonna lose my job.
12:54Not now, Mom!
12:55I mean, not now, maid!
12:57Wait!
12:58You just called Deidre Mom?
13:01What's gonna happen next?
13:02Find out on Real Short!
13:03Who should pay the Green equivalent to Real Short!
13:08I need to wear…
13:10I'm so afraid to get the rest of the guy!!!
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