00:00Well, if it isn't Victoria. Hey, didn't I dump you?
00:05Let me guess. You're going home to spend Christmas alone.
00:10She's not alone. She's married now.
00:15And I'm her husband.
00:18Hello, handsome. Where did you find this hottie?
00:21Hey, bro. You know she's my ex, right?
00:25You enjoy picking up other people's trash?
00:30You better apologize to him now, or you're going to regret it.
00:35Nah. What are you going to do about that?
00:39Stop! Hey! Hey! Hey, lady!
00:45Are you blind? I've been attacked! Call security!
00:53Him! Him! He attacked me!
00:56Throw him out of the airport and ban him from ever using Jones Airlines.
00:59I'm a VIP customer. I demand you do as I say.
01:02Sir, you have been disrupting airport operations.
01:04We need to kindly ask you to leave.
01:14Mr. Ju...
01:16Sir, you've been disrupting airport operations. And we need you to leave.
01:27What?
01:30Oh! No, no! He attacked me! Throw him out! You got it all wrong!
01:34I'm sorry. Are all of you blind?
01:36I saw the whole thing. He started everything.
01:39You find him. That's not what happened.
01:42Are you with this gentleman?
01:44Yes. We're VIP members.
01:46Great. Escort both of them now.
01:48Yeah.
01:50Oh, you can't do this.
01:51You can't do this!
01:53I'll sue you! I'll sue all of you!
01:55Well, it looks like two first-class seats just opened up. Why don't the two of you take them?
02:04First-class? We really can't afford that, but thank you.
02:08Oh, no. It's on us. No worries. As compensation for what just happened.
02:13Really? Simon, you're never gonna fly first class!
02:26My baby girl, you're finally home!
02:30Oh, I missed you so much!
02:33Missed you!
02:35And this must be my son-in-law.
02:39Nice to meet you.
02:40It's a pleasure to meet you, Matt. I'm Simon Jones.
02:45Simon.
02:47Welcome to the family!
02:56Good job! Keep up!
03:03Come sit down. You must be tired after taking me to the hospital
03:08and preparing this meal.
03:11I'm not tired.
03:13I couldn't be happier.
03:15The doctor says that Grandma's doing really well.
03:18We have Christmas tomorrow.
03:21The wedding's the next day.
03:23There's just so much to celebrate.
03:27To a Merry Christmas and to marry your future.
03:30Cheers!
03:32Cheers!
03:39Hey, my name is
03:40Happy Christmas.
03:43Within a century ago,
03:44Happy Christmas.
03:46With your favorite guest, please enter.
03:48Victoria...
03:50Don't tell me you're trying to go into the auction.
03:54Are you even on the guest list?
03:55Are you even on the guest list?
03:59Guest not verified. Entry denied.
04:03See, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
04:06How can this be? Luis invited me. My husband's inside, too. He's waiting for me.
04:11Wait, wait. Your hobo hobby's in there waiting for you?
04:15Hmm. I'm sure he's not on the list.
04:20My bad, honey. I should have waited for you at the door.
04:24What the hell?
04:25Get them out of here. They're clearly not on the list.
04:28So, she is your guest. My apologies, sir.
04:33You were personally invited. That's why you weren't on the guest list.
04:37My apologies for the confusion. Please, this way.
04:43You're very welcome.
04:46How?
04:46We'll donate all contributions to this charity auction to women and children in need.
04:56Now, we'll present our first and most valuable lot, an antique necklace dating all the way back to the times of Louis XIV, worn by the monarchs themselves.
05:05And we'll start the bidding at $1 million.
05:09$1 million?
05:11Looks like somebody's losing already, Carl.
05:14$1 million and $50,000.
05:18$1 million and $50,000.
05:20$1 million and $50,000 now going...
05:22$1.5 million.
05:24Oh, God. You two know there's consequences when you can't pay for what you bid. You guys can't afford this.
05:32Simon, we don't have to do this with them.
05:37$1.55 million.
05:41$2 million.
05:43At $2 million now with our guest here. $2 million going once.
05:49You guys don't have $2 million. Carl, don't let them win.
05:53We're on a budget here. I can't go more than $3 million.
05:56Then go for it.
05:58$3 million.
05:59$10 million.
06:03What? Oh, my God.
06:06Son of a...
06:09$10 million going once.
06:11Yeah. Be prepared to make an ass of yourself in front of everyone here.
06:15$10 million going twice.
06:17No, sorry. We'd like to retract our bid, please. Sold.
06:21Oh, too late.
06:22Look at her. She's shameless.
06:25It's already been paid for.
06:26It's already been paid.
06:30What? By who?
06:32Well, by Mr. Simon Jones here.
06:37That's Simon Jones?
06:39Indeed.
06:41This necklace is yours now.
06:50Merry Christmas.
06:53No way!
06:54He is just a homeless.
06:56A filthy tramp.
06:58There must be something wrong.
06:59I know.
07:00What bank did you rob, huh?
07:02Because there is no way some bum and a burger joint waitress can afford $10 million.
07:10Well, the fact is we won the lot.
07:12And we made a deal.
07:14Remember?
07:15Slow down.
07:17You lost.
07:18And didn't you say that you were going to walk around naked in front of all these people?
07:24Well, now's the time.
07:26Everybody, shut up!
07:31Hey, do you even know who I am?
07:33I am branch manager of Jones Corp.
07:36I'm worth millions.
07:38How dare you?
07:40How dare you?
07:41You pathetic peasant trying to humiliate me and elite.
07:46Wow.
07:51Our esteemed branch manager is publicly admitting that he can't keep a promise.
07:58Then I think now would be a great time for you to step down, don't you think?
08:03What are you talking about?
08:04Luis?
08:08Fire him.
08:09Yes, boss.
08:11Boss?
08:14Simon, what's going on?
08:15Victoria, I'm so sorry.
08:18But I am the CEO of the Jones Corp.
08:21I've been wanting to tell you, but I haven't been able to find the right time to.
08:26But from now, I'm not holding anything back.
08:29Oh!
08:31Hey, do you even know what the CEO of Jones Corp looks like?
08:36It's the youngest billionaire!
08:38And him?
08:39He's a homeless guy pretending to be him.
08:43Exactly.
08:43You guys know there's a consequence for this.
08:46Go ahead and figure out how you're going to off yourselves.
08:49You know what?
08:51My company doesn't have time for clowns like you.
08:53Luis, fire Carl Smith.
08:55Yes, boss.
09:03I've been fired.
09:05What?
09:05No, this can't be.
09:09That's the price you pay when you mess with my wife.
09:12Whoa, wait, wait.
09:14You're really him?
09:16You're really the guy?
09:17No, this must be some kind of setup.
09:20You're friends with Luis, and we're not going to be threatened by this text.
09:24Yeah.
09:25No, I've got this.
09:28My dad is the vice president of the Jones Corp headquarters.
09:35He will know who the real CEO is.
09:38Let's see what he has to say, then.
09:41Shall we?
09:42Hi, Daddy.
09:44I'm being bullied by this man pretending to be the CEO.
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