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00:00I can't let him find out his roommate is a girl.
00:16Great. Day one, and I'm already the most hated person here.
00:21Gotta switch back to dude mode before anybody comes back.
00:30Thanks to you, first day of college, now I'm already in a cast.
00:39But you did it on purpose, didn't you?
00:42You're the one who grabbed me in the pool?
00:44Look, I'm sorry man, okay?
00:46Why would you freak out if a guy touched you?
00:49What? Are you not securing your masculinity?
00:52And clearly, you're not as fit as you said you are.
00:56So the answer's probably yes.
01:00Look, I've been hitting the gym all summer, man.
01:07I've got serious abs under here.
01:09With your skinny ass?
01:11Seriously, you don't even have any stubble on your face.
01:13You could almost pass for a girl.
01:15What are you talking about?
01:17I'm a real man.
01:19You don't believe me?
01:20I'll prove it.
01:23Dude, stop.
01:25What the hell are you doing? Stop.
01:27What is that?
01:30What the hell is this?
01:32Shit, he stole my menstrual cup.
01:34It's a water cup.
01:37You know, for when you're on the go and you need to keep your vocal cords nice and lubricated.
01:42Give me.
01:43Where'd you even get this?
01:44It's not for sale. It's custom made.
01:46You've been not being weird ever since you got here.
01:53You hiding something?
01:55Hey, hey, hey!
02:01Check this out.
02:04It's a flyer for the band competition.
02:06The winner gets a whole record, dude.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Starts next month.
02:10Finn and I already took the liberty of signing the four of us up as a band.
02:13We're calling ourselves, uh, Soul.
02:16Soul.
02:17Soul!
02:18Yeah, you like it.
02:19I'm on keys.
02:20I'm on electric guitar.
02:21And you, my friend, you're on bass.
02:23The heart of the band.
02:25Wait, the four of us?
02:28And you are a vocally talented friend.
02:30Can be our lead singer.
02:32Come on, the four of us together?
02:34There's no way we lose.
02:35Yeah!
02:41I'm not Charlie.
02:43What?
02:44What do you mean you're not Charlie?
02:47I mean I'm not the same Charlie that I used to be.
02:55You know, now I just want to focus on studying.
02:58Charlie, this competition is a huge deal.
03:00This isn't open to every student, you know.
03:01This is the best of the best only.
03:03But I'm not the real Charlie.
03:04I can't sing and I don't play any instruments.
03:06I've got things to do.
03:08I've got no time for some random contest.
03:10You should just ask someone else.
03:12Uh, well, look.
03:13You don't have to decide right now.
03:15We've got two days.
03:16Hey, we're all going drinking tonight, huh?
03:18First roommate excursion.
03:19You coming?
03:20Oh, my sister needs something.
03:23You guys go ahead.
03:24Okay.
03:25Hey, uh, look.
03:26Don't worry about Brian.
03:27He's just, um, you know.
03:28He's like that.
03:29He's the one actually who wanted to go out tonight.
03:30He wants to, you know, make you feel welcome.
03:31Okay.
03:32Astra, I got the confirmation for the band competition.
03:33Did you sign me up?
03:34No.
03:35I already dropped out.
03:36What?
03:37But this competition is huge.
03:38If I win, I can sign with the record label.
03:41If the contest is in a month, I'll recover by then.
03:43Charlie, it's hard enough pretending to be a record label.
03:45I know.
03:46He's just, um, you know, he's like that.
03:47He's the one actually who, uh, wanted to go out tonight.
03:49He wants to, you know, make you feel welcome.
03:50no i already dropped out what but this competition is huge if i win i can sign with a record label
03:59the contest is in a month i'll recover by then charlie it's hard enough pretending to be you
04:04i'm an english major i don't know how to sing or play anything and they want me
04:09as the lead singer i can't do a whole competition
04:13charlie i've worked my whole life for this for nothing jesus jesus okay okay i'll do it
04:24i'll sign up for the contest but you better be back in a month
04:35i almost got caught covering your ass tonight you owe me what no no no i'm not getting into
04:41any more trouble no too bad throw on some makeup put on this dress and no one can recognize you
05:00hey over here
05:11lily lily i've been damning you for days oh sorry i think my account got hacked or something so
05:18actually something just came up wait we gotta go yeah sorry wait wait wait why don't we all sit
05:23down together hey brian check it out it's lily and her cute friend i can't let him find out his roommate
05:32as a girl
05:51you hiding something
05:52are you okay does he not recognize me i'm brian uh astra
06:07have we met before no i don't think so
06:11oh
06:18oh there you are hey game time game time let's sit down please please
06:23check this out there's one king in this deck and the rest are numbers whoever gets the king
06:36can tell the other two numbers that they have to do anything and i do mean anything
06:42let's do it all right it's fruity i think you'd like it what am i five
06:51i mean i do like sweet things
07:02hey you too you guys in this or what yeah um sure sorry all right come on
07:10oh well i'm the king baby i decree number three and number four should kiss
07:24hey i see you three and four there's no backing out now
07:29kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
07:35oh oh come on that wasn't even on the lips was that okay
07:51i shouldn't do this but i don't want it to stop
07:58here we go yeah i have to go
08:00wait damn it didn't even get her number i can't believe you kick brian finn has been bugging me all
08:15night asking about you you should see brian right now he is so pissed off but you should be proud girl
08:22you got the school heartthrob down bad for you what no like that cocky jerk could never care about
08:29someone like me
08:54why do you have that
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