00:00Hey guys. Hey, how are you? I'm good. You guys excited for tomorrow or? Both. Yeah, both. Definitely. I just can't wait to do to the interns what the residency does. I know. But worse. Oh my god. Oh my god, I think it's finally happening. I think Spencer's about to propose. Haven't you been together since pre-med? It's about damn time he put a ring on it.
00:29I have to go.
00:39Let's break up. Yes!
00:43Did you just say break up? But you just... What? I was talking about my shoe.
00:50We start our surgical residency at Serenity tomorrow. You're the one that told me to work here with you.
00:56Look, I'm going to run Serenity Hospital with my dad one day. I need to wipe up a doctor as smart and talented as me and...
01:03Let's face it, Jade. We won't make it past the first week of residency.
01:06Are you kidding me? You want to wipe up somebody else after everything that we've been through?
01:10Not just anyone. Trinity Taylor.
01:25She's not as pretty as you. But she'll be an easy lay and she's got a much better shot at becoming a doctor.
01:30You dick! I'm going to be the best surgeon that this hospital's ever seen and then you're going to be begging to take me back.
01:36Martin, how did you pass? You would have flunked in med school without me.
01:45Oh, where the hell are my keys?
01:50Can I help you? Or do you go around kicking people's doors in for fun?
02:02Oh my god. No, I'm so sorry. My boyfriend just dumped me and totally imploded my life and you don't care.
02:13Just take it any worse. Shit! What do you have in there? Rocks?
02:22I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Right, yeah. There's no bruising. Looks good to me. I mean, fine. It looks fine to me.
02:34I'm really sorry about your door.
02:40I'm sorry that asshole hurt you.
02:45Let me at least pay you for the damage.
02:51I would love to take you somewhere instead.
02:56What?
03:09Are you a hands guy or something?
03:13No.
03:15Are yours that nice?
03:20Those are the hands of a surgeon.
03:25Not according to my ex, they're not.
03:29Trust me.
03:32Those hands are destined for an OR.
03:36How did you know that was exactly what I needed to hear right now?
03:42Who are you?
03:43Tonight I'll be anyone you want me to be.
03:45I have to get home. I'm starting a new job tomorrow and I have to see my ex and...
04:08You can leave.
04:11And worry yourself sick about all that bullshit.
04:15Or you can stay with me.
04:21Tell me what you want you to be.
04:22You.
04:23I want you.
04:28I'll show you what it's like to be with the real man.
04:39And make you forget your love boyfriend ever existed.
04:40You.
04:41I want you.
04:42I'll show you what it's like to be with the real man.
04:43And make you forget your love boyfriend ever existed.
04:46I want you.
04:50I'll show you what it's like to be with the real man.
04:53And make you forget your love boyfriend ever existed.
04:55I'll be here.
05:07Yes.
05:09I'll kill from you baby.
05:11All right, baby.
05:32Sure moved on fast.
05:39Today is the first day of your future.
05:41At Serenity Hospital, you'll either excel through residency
05:45and become a renowned surgeon, or you'll fail.
05:50Let me introduce our most acclaimed surgical attending,
05:54Dr. Damon Ford, AKA, The Executioner.
05:58Here comes The Executioner.
05:59Might as well quit now.
06:11You will all refer to me as Dr. Ford.
06:13You're my subordinates.
06:15I'm here to weed out the weak and identify the very few of you who have what it takes to stay.
06:20This year, we're using a point system.
06:22Each time you excel, you earn points.
06:26When you mess up, you lose them.
06:28Yes, Dr. Lancaster.
06:29I'm here to find out the weak and identify the very few of you who have what it takes to stay.
06:35This year, we're using a point system.
06:38Each time you excel, you earn points.
06:41When you mess up, you lose them.
06:43Yes, Dr. Lancaster.
06:49What are the points for?
06:52The top resident will choose this specialty, and assign placements to anyone who makes a two-year-toon.
07:02It's in the bag.
07:03This time next year, you'll be fist-deep in rectal exams.
07:06Threaten me all you want.
07:09We both know I'm the better doctor.
07:11Each resident is assigned to an attending.
07:13Dr. Lancaster, you're with me.
07:22Isn't this nice?
07:33Just me, my dad, my ex, hanging out at work.
07:40Dr. Vance, go find your attending.
07:46Dr. Lancaster.
07:48A word.
07:50Spencer, is your asshole-axe?
08:01Did you have sex with me to get revenge on my son?
08:04What?
08:05No.
08:06Did you have sex with me knowing that you'd be my boss, Dr. Vance?
08:09I have no idea who you were.
08:11I'm here to train surgeons, not sleep with residents.
08:18At least tell me this.
08:21Were you in love with Spencer?
08:23I thought I was.
08:25Certainly not anymore.
08:28Not that it matters.
08:29It matters to me.
08:34I don't know what's worse.
08:36Sleeping with my direct report, sleeping with my son's ex.
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