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00:00Welcome to the birthday party of our city's finest, Mr. Robert Clark.

00:08Drink up, birthday boy.

00:30That drink last night was a total mistake.

00:49R.C.? Why can't I remember his face at all?

01:12If you were still alive today, you'd be five.

01:16Hey you, just this is my fifth birthday. Did you get me a mommy?

01:42That's not how it works, Charlie.

01:44Look at yourself, Robert Clark, three years old and still single.

01:47Do you know how worried I am? If you don't give me a mommy today, I'll run away from home.

01:51Charlie, wait. Get back here.

01:59Hey, sweetie, are you okay?

02:01You should really make sure that a shoe laces are tied so he doesn't trip and fall. Are you okay?

02:08It's okay.

02:10Daddy! Daddy! I found mommy!

02:14Mommy? Me? No.

02:25You got knocked up by a stranger? I'm glad you're not my daughter, Scarlett, or I would die of shame.

02:31You gotta kick her out, Daddy.

02:33That's it, Scarlett! You get rid of this bastard now, or you get the fuck out of this house!

02:40Fine. I'm no longer a mason anymore. You guys can forget that I ever existed!

02:44Congratulations, mommy. It's a little boy.

03:00This is Scarlett Mason's kid. Now, give me the money and get out of here before somebody sees you.

03:21Sid's sudden infant death syndrome. There's absolutely nothing we could have done. I'm sorry, Miss Mason.

03:41No! No! No! No! No!

03:49Mommy! It's my birthday today!

03:56He has the same birthdays.

04:01Happy birthday, Charlie. Why do you keep calling me mommy?

04:04Because you look exactly like the mommy in my dreams.

04:08Do you have a boyfriend, mommy?

04:09Um, I don't.

04:11I have the perfect guy for you.

04:13He's 6'2", 30 years old, good looking, decent job, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink.

04:19The best part is, take him and grab a dog more child for free!

04:22Charlie. Charlie, is this your...

04:26I want you to marry my teddy!

04:28Charlie, Charlie.

04:32I want you to marry my teddy!

04:33Charlie, Charlie, he's joking. Kids.

04:36No, I'm not. Grandpa said if you don't get married this year, the trust fund...

04:39Mm-mm.

04:42Fine. If you want my silence, I'm craving some sweets today.

04:45Pay for it.

04:47Fine.

04:50Fine.

04:55Monster.

04:56He's really smart.

05:00Too smart.

05:02So, uh, Bobby, what do you do?

05:05Uh, I'm a chauffeur.

05:08Or... Robert Clark.

05:10Robert Clark?

05:12The richest, most mysterious billionaire in the city?

05:16Sounds like you know Mr. Clark.

05:18Um...

05:20Sounds like you know Mr. Clark.

05:22Um...

05:23Welcome to the birthday party of Mr. Robert Clark.

05:27I... I know of him.

05:28I've never met him before or anything like that, but...

05:32Shoot.

05:34Oh my God, I'm gonna be late for work.

05:36Um...

05:37We'll give you a ride in our car, Mommy.

05:44Your car?

05:46Charlie, I told you, that's not our car.

05:49Daddy's just a chauffeur.

05:50What's a chauffeur?

05:51Finish your moose.

05:53Charlie.

05:57Your daddy's right.

05:59Alright?

06:00You should never pretend to be somebody you're not.

06:01You're perfect.

06:04Alright, Bobby Clark.

06:05Well, it was really nice meeting you, talking to you, all that.

06:08Um...

06:09Bye Charlie!

06:12Ow!

06:13What was that for?

06:14No wonder you're still single.

06:16Mommy!

06:17Give me your phone number.

06:18Please, please, please!

06:20Please!

06:22Alright.

06:23Alright.

06:27There you go.

06:30I know, I know.

06:31I'm a great wingman.

06:32You can thank me later.

06:33Have a great gentleman.

06:34Great job, buddy.

06:35Great.

06:39Hello?

06:41Can someone take our order before I starve to death here?

06:45Hello, ladies.

06:46I'm so sorry for keeping you waiting.

06:47Scarlett!

06:48So this is what you've been doing ever since mom and dad kicked you out.

06:55I'm not gonna lie.

06:56The maid apron really suits you.

06:59Just like that ugly slut top suits you.

07:02Fucking take that back.

07:04You're the whore that got screwed by a stranger six years ago.

07:09And I bet you can't even remember his face.

07:12Can you?

07:14Hm.

07:15Thought so.

07:17Now go get us some water.

07:19I'll even tip you if you serve us well.

07:21Sure.

07:26Water.

07:28Coming right up.

07:29I'm gonna rip you apart, bitch!

07:39I am so sorry, miss.

07:42I promise you, I will put this waitress in her place.

07:45You better, or I swear to God I'll have this place shut down by the end of the week.

07:50Let's go.

07:52You're not off the hook.

07:53Come with me, now.

07:54Excuse me.

07:55Mr. Travis, please, I can expire.

07:59I don't wanna hear it, Scarlett.

08:01You're causing too much trouble.

08:04And I should fire you.

08:08I'm late on rent.

08:09I can't afford to lose my job.

08:13Well...

08:15Then...

08:17Give me a reason not to fire you.

08:20Come on a date with me.

08:25Come on a date with me.

08:27I'll forget that ever happened.

08:33I can't.

08:35Be shy, Scarlett.

08:37It's not as if you have a man or anything.

08:40It's so sad that the best way to get a man to back off is to tell him that you're taken.

08:44I have a boyfriend.

08:46We're actually getting married.

08:47Yeah?

08:49Bring him here.

08:50I'll never bother you again.

08:52Monday.

08:54After your shift.

08:56Wear something nice.

08:58Or else.

09:15Did you steal my phone again?

09:16I'm calling mommy for you.

09:17Charlie, for the last time, that woman is not your mother.

09:21I don't care.

09:22I'll never eat or drink again unless you promise to marry her.

09:33Make your choice, old man.

09:35Won't your only son starve to death?

09:37Or let go of your useless ego and propose to mommy now.

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