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00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:10You know I just got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm gonna get deported.
00:15Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:21What?
00:23How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together.
00:31If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:34See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:37What?
00:38The truth is, I'm already seeing someone else.
00:43Who?
00:44It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:49Don't cry, Leslie. I'm not in front of this cheating asshole.
01:03Leslie! Look, I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table. I deserve someone better.
01:12Fuck you, David.
01:14Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
01:19Hey, David.
01:21Hi, David.
01:26Just want to take care of me.
01:30I won't swallow what you're saying.
01:37Cause you mean nothing to me.
01:40I don't follow the way you're playing.
01:44I'm living in the family.
01:46I'll do what I want to do.
01:53I'll do what I want to do.
01:58Miss Madison?
02:00Are you going somewhere?
02:02I can give you a ride.
02:04Let's be with you in private.
02:07Leslie!
02:09Leslie!
02:10Who is this?
02:13This is my new boyfriend.
02:16He's hotter than you, richer than you, and has a bigger dick than you.
02:21So you're the one who's getting dumped.
02:33Sorry about that.
02:36This is so embarrassing.
02:39I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same day.
02:45And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
02:49Wait, who are you?
02:53Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is.
02:58The person's already refused the donation.
03:00There's nothing else I can do.
03:02You said this person's only a match for my brother.
03:07Uh, correct.
03:10Then you must know I have no recourse.
03:13This person doesn't donate.
03:15My brother dies.
03:16You swore an oath to save lives.
03:19Please, save my brother.
03:27Leslie Madison, the donor.
03:31This person is runningLAW.
03:36Mrs. Madison, my name is Simon Williams.
03:38Leslie, just call me Leslie.
03:40Leslie, I need your help.
03:43I need you to save my brother.
03:52I don't know about this.
03:54When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
03:58my donation. Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
04:03Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see needles I'm going to faint.
04:10I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else?
04:15No, you're the only one.
04:19My brother.
04:20His name is James. He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
04:29Parents died when we were really young. We were raised by our grandmother.
04:32Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
04:37Yes, money. How can I forget?
04:42Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
04:50Marriage?
04:54What did you just say?
04:56Are you an American citizen?
04:58Yes, of course.
05:00Then marry me and I'll make the donation.
05:06Then marry me and I'll make the donation.
05:09You can help me get a green card and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
05:14Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
05:18Does she know who I am?
05:20Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
05:23Let me get this straight.
05:25You want to marry me?
05:29For a green card?
05:31Yes. Why else would I marry a stranger?
05:35Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother anyway.
05:42What do you say?
05:43Okay, deal.
05:59Sorry.
05:59We just need to do a blood test to confirm.
06:05And if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
06:09Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
06:11Do you prefer the right arm?
06:18Hey, are you okay?
06:20Yeah, yeah.
06:21Um, um, you can use this one.
06:34Come on, Leslie.
06:40Come on, Leslie.
06:42You gotta pull through.
06:44You can't get deported.
06:46Mom and Dad are counting on you.
06:48Are you okay?
06:54You seem like you're about to faint.
06:56Um, I'm...
06:59Hey, don't look at her.
07:02Look at me.
07:03I'll tell you a secret.
07:08I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
07:10I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
07:15This one time I was in like this huge meeting and this spider like came out of the ceiling.
07:20He landed on my arm and then he started crawling up and I ran out the door and peed my pants.
07:29And we're done.
07:31See, that wasn't so bad, right?
07:34I didn't even tell it was already over.
07:50What did you miss?
07:53So this is your aunt's place?
07:56Yeah, on my mother's side.
07:58I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
08:04Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
08:07Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
08:08I'll have to get married.
08:11Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself.
08:159am City Hall. I'll be there.
08:17Okay.
08:22Good night.
08:23Good night, Simon.
08:28You what?
08:30Marry her.
08:31Tomorrow.
08:32It's the only way to save James.
08:33So, the money's not enough.
08:37She wants to be part of the Williams family.
08:40Simon.
08:40She's a gold digger.
08:42I don't think she knows who I am.
08:44I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
08:47So that way she can stay in this country.
08:50Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep a watch to make sure James recovers.
08:54Keep it that way.
08:56Don't let her find out your real identity.
09:00You cannot let the public know about this.
09:02If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
09:06So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
09:11What?
09:16Simon!
09:31Here is your breakfast, only Jeremy.
09:38Hey, loser.
09:39Where's my coffee?
09:40Hi, Lee.
09:41What's the matter with you?
09:42Don't talk to your cousin like that.
09:45Well, she's not wrong.
09:47How long are you staying here anyways?
09:49You're a grown-ass adult.
09:51I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
09:53Toby!
09:54Where is she going to go?
09:55She lost her job, got dumped and now she's homeless.
09:59Ignore them, sweetheart.
10:01Stay as long as you need to.
10:04I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
10:08As soon as I get a job.
10:10Oh crap, I have somewhere important to make.
10:17Wait, no breakfast?
10:19I'm pouring my ass, where's someone like her going to go?
10:22It's not funny.
10:31Finally, my ticket to this great country.
10:40I mean it.
10:42You're welcome.
10:44If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
10:47Actually, there is something else.
10:50Okay.
10:54I made a checklist.
11:00Please take a look.
11:01I'll take a look.
11:03Number one.
11:05Open a joint bank account.
11:06Number two.
11:07Host a small wedding with family for photos.
11:10Number three.
11:11Go on dates and post on social media.
11:13What's all this for?
11:15A marriage certificate is not enough.
11:17I need this to look realistic.
11:19We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage
11:21to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
11:24Oh, and don't worry about the bank account.
11:26We just need to put a little money together.
11:32That's not enough.
11:33What?
11:43Move in? Together?
11:50Yes.
11:55Move in? Together?
11:58Yes.
11:59If you want to make this look believable,
12:01we're going to have to move in together.
12:02That's what married people do, right?
12:04That would solve my living arrangement problems.
12:08But moving in with a stranger?
12:11And as for the rest of the checklist,
12:13I got it taken care of.
12:14Don't worry about it.
12:17Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
12:20That gives me time to prep,
12:21and we can move in together after the wedding.
12:24Sound good?
12:28Wow.
12:29You are really on top of it.
12:33I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
12:36Don't worry about it.
12:37I just need you to stay healthy.
12:39Our brother's life depends on it.
12:45Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
12:47What is it?
12:49I don't have a lot of money right now,
12:51so if it's okay,
12:54can you pay for the wedding bills and...
12:56Don't even worry about the money.
12:58I think I got it covered.
12:59No, no, no, no, no.
13:00I have to pay you and I can't just leech off of you.
13:02I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
13:04Okay, deal.
13:06Okay.
13:07Let's do this.
13:10Good morning, Mr. Williams.
13:12You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
13:16Then you have a launch with the executive team.
13:18Then later in the afternoon,
13:19you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio
13:22to discuss their latest app real short.
13:24Real short.
13:25The media streaming platform.
13:26Yes.
13:27It's really popular right now,
13:28and it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
13:29Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival.
13:31It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
13:33Oh, and one more thing.
13:34Of course.
13:35What do you need, sir?
13:36I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
13:37And then I need a new home for Mr. J.
13:39I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
13:40And then I need a new home for Mr. J.
13:41I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
13:42Okay.
13:43Anything else?
13:44Actually, yes.
13:45One more.
13:46One more.
13:47It's going to be a good home for Mr. J.
13:48A.
13:49A really good home for Mr. J.
13:50And it's soaring right now.
13:51It's very popular right now.
13:52And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
13:54Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival.
13:55It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
13:57Oh, and one more thing.
13:58Of course.
13:59What do you need, sir?
14:00I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
14:02And then I need a new car.
14:04Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
14:05And lastly,
14:06I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
14:09Okay.
14:10It's all right.
14:23Who's that?
14:28It's Mia White, heiress of a white family.
14:31I hear she's gonna be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
14:34She's not even that pretty.
14:36Yeah, but who cares? She's with billions.
14:38I hear T9 is gonna move to the white group.
14:40What does that mean for us?
14:42Hey, Ray.
14:46Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
14:48I guarantee you that T6 is gonna take your company to the next level.
14:53Yes, yes, of course.
15:00Okay.
15:02Um, talk to you next week.
15:04Hi, Simon.
15:06Um...
15:08Mia, what are you doing here?
15:10You haven't called or texted.
15:14You know, I've been busy.
15:16I've been busy.
15:26Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
15:30It's almost 5.30, we should go grab dinner.
15:33I made us reservations at Joel Roviton.
15:37Your favorite.
15:38I, uh...
15:40Got somewhere else to be.
15:41Where?
15:43Bring me.
15:47Mia.
15:49Go home.
15:53Simon!
15:54Hey, Aunt Marie.
16:06Yes?
16:08I need to tell you something.
16:10Alright.
16:12I got married this morning.
16:13That's nice, dear.
16:15Wait, what?
16:17I thought you and David broke up.
16:19I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
16:21She'll freak out and tell my parents.
16:23It'll just cause more drama back home.
16:31Um, I actually met this guy a while back and we recently reconnected and hit it off.
16:36Plus, you know my visa situation.
16:39Yeah, but marriage?
16:41Already?
16:42Well, what's his name?
16:44How old is he?
16:45What's he do for a living?
16:48When's dinner?
16:49I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
16:52Almost!
16:54Patty.
16:56This conversation is not over yet, Missy.
16:59Don't worry Aunt Marie, I'll be fine.
17:02And I'm leaving your husband.
17:03Just finishing.
17:04What?
17:06Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
17:09Who's the guy some homeless bum you found on the street?
17:12That's not nice.
17:13What?
17:14We all know she was marrying for the green card.
17:15She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
17:19First of all, his name is Simon.
17:22Sign of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
17:25Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
17:30I have to take this.
17:34Hey, is everything okay?
17:41Uh, what, I can't call and check on my wife?
17:46Of course you can, husband.
17:50I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything, you know?
17:54No, everything's great with James.
17:56Uh, the doctor gave us a green lamp for the bone marrow donation.
18:00So that's gonna happen in two weeks.
18:02Okay.
18:03Uh, don't worry.
18:05I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
18:09Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
18:15You said that you wanted a small wedding, so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping.
18:20And then maybe buy some rings.
18:22Hey, listen, don't worry, I'm gonna pay for everything.
18:27No need.
18:28I'm broke, and I'll just find something online.
18:31We're just gonna use it for props anyway, so there's no reason it wastes money.
18:34No, no, no, really, it's no problem at all.
18:36No, it's okay.
18:37I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
18:39And I have to apply for jobs.
18:41Oh, okay.
18:42I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
18:44Have a good night.
18:48Wow, what an interesting girl.
18:50If she doesn't want to go shopping, I guess I'm gonna have to bring the shopping to her.
18:55He's such a sweet guy.
19:04Um, who are you?
19:10Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
19:13Is there a Miss Madison living here?
19:16Leslie, there's someone at the door for you!
19:20Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
19:24Great, then let's get started.
19:34Wow, spectacular.
19:48That is amazing.
19:51Audivision.
19:54I love it.
19:56How are you even gonna afford all of this?
19:57You don't even pay us rent.
19:58Haley.
20:03All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
20:07I don't think I can afford any of it.
20:10Oh, don't worry.
20:11Your husband already paid.
20:13Just pick whatever you like.
20:17Oh, I almost forgot.
20:19Susie, show her the shoes.
20:21Got it.
20:22Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
20:24This was a special order.
20:25Paid for already as well.
20:26Where are those limited edition?
20:29Let me try them on.
20:30Haley, what are you doing?
20:31Wait a minute.
20:35Um, these are custom ordered for Miss Madison.
20:38The shoes are in her size.
20:56How did Simon even know my shoe size?
21:08I love them.
21:09Um.
21:20Well, glad you like them.
21:22Simon!
21:24How are you?
21:25Firstly, this is your husband.
21:27Um, yeah.
21:29This is Simon.
21:31What the actual fuck?
21:32This is Simon.
21:34Simon, this is my aunt's family.
21:36We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Haley.
21:42Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
21:44Let's do dinner on me next time.
21:46Sounds good, Simon.
21:47But today, we have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
21:51Joey, we're all done here?
21:52Yes, Mr. Williams.
21:53We're all done here.
21:56Shall we?
22:14Wait.
22:16What happened to your Rolls Royce?
22:19I'm not that rich.
22:20Of course, there's a rental.
22:46What?
22:48Simon.
22:50What is this place?
22:52She thinks this house is nice.
22:54I told Ted to find a modest place.
22:56Will this world be living?
22:58It's a very couple.
23:07Will this world be living?
23:09It's a very couple.
23:16I know it's not much, but it's her new home.
23:20Wait.
23:21Not much?
23:23What are you talking about?
23:25This place is so nice.
23:28What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
23:32I don't own it.
23:33I just rent it.
23:35How much do you pay for rent?
23:37I don't know if I can afford half.
23:40It's quite at the expense here.
23:41I would never ask someone to pay out the room.
23:43Especially when that woman's my wife.
23:46Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
23:48Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
23:49We can discuss it later.
23:51I want to go over some wedding details with you.
23:54I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
23:57Sunset Resort?
23:59Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
24:03No, no, no, no.
24:05Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
24:09Right here is perfect.
24:10Do you want a backyard wedding?
24:16Yeah, it's just photos for the immigration officer.
24:19You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
24:23What do you even do for a living?
24:25Um...
24:27What do you even do for a living?
24:29Um...
24:31What do you even do for a living?
24:35Um...
24:37I'm just a software engineer.
24:39Ah, so that's why I'm good for all of this.
24:43Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
24:47It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
24:50As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
24:52You're right. I should call Theresa.
24:55We're gonna need some witnesses.
25:01I can't believe you went from break up to married in like 72 hours.
25:06Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
25:10Good profile.
25:12Ah, you know this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
25:15You know?
25:19What's his name?
25:20Simon Williams.
25:24Simon Williams?
25:26As in billionaire. CEO. Simon Williams.
25:30As in billionaire. CEO. Simon Williams.
25:35Of course not.
25:37Simon Williams is a very common name.
25:40Are you sure?
25:42Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
25:43There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
25:46I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
25:50He's just a regular software engineer.
25:52I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but...
25:55He's no billionaire.
25:59Yeah, I guess you're right.
26:01That would be insane.
26:03Okay, next question.
26:05Is he hot?
26:07Major, I can't eat.
26:09You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
26:11Should we chill?
26:14Yes, let's do it.
26:20Let's take a look.
26:23Oh, that is so cute.
26:25So cute.
26:26Again, again.
26:28Okay.
26:29You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish.
26:36But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
26:41Is that clear?
26:42Yes.
26:43Hold on.
26:46Bizarre on my looking on it.
26:48Bye.
26:50All right.
26:53heels.
26:54Xin ch лучше.
26:55I'm not probably sure.
26:56Most of the time.
26:57Again, now everyone in my room had fun.
26:58I can't wait up on it.
26:59This is Fireiend.
27:00Who's coming here.
27:02Can I get a realise the counterprage?
27:04Some of us like seeing myièrement's mind.
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