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00:00You're ready to talk about this girl's trip.
00:03Like, I'm going to be honest, okay, I thought we was just going to get some massages, maybe
00:20see a few animals, maybe I'll get a little dick here, you know what I'm saying, a little
00:24new dick, you know, that's what I thought was going to go down.
00:29You know, but it was so much more than that.
00:32I wasn't expecting to have all these spiritual things happening, you know, this growth and
00:40different understanding of my friends, and I damn sure didn't expect to come back married.
00:48That's different.
00:59All right.
01:00You got everything ready to go?
01:01Yes.
01:02My name is Tiffany Haddish.
01:03I'm a comedian, actress, philanthropist, New York Times bestselling author, but you probably
01:20know me from a movie called Girl's Trip.
01:23The movie is about four friends who take a wild trip to New Orleans.
01:27They drink, they bond, they get into some girl fights.
01:30You know what, I need you to use your lady mouth.
01:32I need you to use your lady mouth.
01:34So I'm gathering up my real friends, my best friends, my day wands.
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:47We gonna go off.
01:49This is a cute set up.
01:49I know.
01:50You did good.
01:51Yeah.
01:52What's the special occasion?
01:53What you about to ask me to do?
01:54What's that on?
01:55What's that on?
01:56What's been going on with y'all?
01:58Why do your eyes look like that?
02:00Why?
02:01Because you know I got a lazy eye girl.
02:04I know y'all been hearing me talking for years about,
02:06we should take a trip all together.
02:09I feel like we all need to do something different and unique.
02:12Spit it out, girl.
02:13Where we going?
02:14You ready to go somewhere?
02:15Yeah.
02:17We going to Africa.
02:18Woo!
02:19We starting in Cape Town.
02:23I got a whole bunch of stuff planned for us.
02:25We going to like four different countries.
02:28We are out here.
02:29The last two years have been probably the most difficult years of my adult life.
02:34My grandmother died.
02:35The woman who basically inspired me to fulfill my dreams
02:39and never to give up on myself.
02:42Like then, you know, I get DUI charges.
02:45Had a breakup.
02:46People accusing me of things that aren't true.
02:49You probably got challenges.
02:50You done had some issues over the years.
02:52But the whole world don't know about your shit.
02:55The whole world knows about mine.
02:57Let's pray.
02:59Okay, I'mma lead it.
03:00Heavenly Father, thank you for this lovely cuisine.
03:04Bless the hands that made it.
03:06Thank you, Heavenly Father, for my friends that have been in my life for over 20 years.
03:13Uh-huh.
03:14I'm so grateful for Selena.
03:16Selena and I have been friends since the 1900s.
03:19She comes off very reserved at first.
03:21But that's the vault.
03:23She knows damn near everything about me.
03:25She knows where the bodies is buried.
03:27She done met almost every dude I lay down with.
03:29I know that I rolled up on her and was like, we gonna be friends, and she looked at me crazy.
03:33She might know too much, now that I think about it.
03:36I'm so glad you put her on this planet.
03:38And God, I'm super happy you put Shimona on this planet.
03:41Shimona.
03:42Shimona, Mona, Mona.
03:44Hey, I'll never forget the first day we met.
03:46We were in algebra, and Shimona's like, hey, can you go to parties?
03:51I got a car.
03:52I was like, you got a car?
03:54We in the ninth grade.
03:55She was like, you loud.
03:57The thing that drives me a little bit crazy is she acts like she's 10 years older than her sister, Sparkle,
04:03but they're only one year apart.
04:05But you can swear, Shimona thinks she gave birth to Sparkle sometimes.
04:09Thank you, thank you, thank you, Heavenly Father, for bringing Sparkle onto the scene.
04:14And she was our little tag-along, but we love to have her with us.
04:18Here's the thing about Sparkle.
04:20Where me and Shimona used to go places, Shimona mama used to be like,
04:23oh, y'all can't go unless Sparkle go.
04:25Sparkle owns her own event planning business, and she recently became an empty nester.
04:30She's single like me, so we out here hunting.
04:34She will tell you if you look busted immediately, and that is what I love about my God.
04:39For all these things, we want to thank you for it, Heavenly Father.
04:42Your sister's name. Amen.
04:44Amen.
04:45Amen.
04:46What's wrong with you, Sparkle?
04:47It's a bee!
04:48Oh, she always act crazy with insect bugs.
04:50But it's just a bee.
04:51It's just a bee.
04:52Girl, no, sit down.
04:53No!
04:54Right, right there.
04:55On your chair.
04:57Oop.
04:58Oop.
04:59All right.
05:00Sit down.
05:01I'm sorry.
05:02That little bee.
05:03Sit it down, girl.
05:04Okay, okay, okay.
05:05I'm mad.
05:06Sparkle, you been at MIA?
05:08When you coming back to L.A.?
05:10I've just been focusing on my daughter and getting her off to college.
05:14She's my only baby, so I have to go with her.
05:17You know, people all over the country send their kids off to college, and they don't follow them.
05:22You know you know that.
05:23Well, I did.
05:24When you're moving back?
05:25When you're moving back?
05:26Um...
05:27When she graduated?
05:28I'm gonna figure it out.
05:29I'll let you know.
05:30Do you realize you and I are the only ones that's single here?
05:33I've been celibate for two years.
05:35Two years?
05:36Yes, girl.
05:37I almost choked.
05:38You got cobwebs down here.
05:40Your arm ain't moving back.
05:42I'm gonna be bringing them over to the tables.
05:44Who?
05:45Bringing what over to the tables?
05:46Y'all next husband.
05:47Yeah, you know I ain't had sex since October, so...
05:50Wait, so what do we need to wear?
05:51Like, what do we need to bring?
05:53Deets, deets.
05:54I'm not gonna tell you everything, because the fun is revealing.
05:57But we are gonna swim with sharks.
05:59Girl!
06:00You go swim with sharks.
06:01You go swim with sharks.
06:03We're swimming with sharks.
06:04No, it's gonna be an experience, guys.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Just know that it's gonna be a lot of fun.
06:09I am so excited about us going to Africa!
06:13Yeah!
06:14Africa!
06:15Yes!
06:16Back up, baby!
06:18Yeah!
06:19Yeah!
06:20Please don't come and get my vibe right now.
06:24If you're not here for a good time, please get out.
06:28Respect the...
06:29I'm over here.
06:30I need help!
06:31You ready?
06:32Yes!
06:33Hey!
06:34Hey!
06:35Hey!
06:36I need a shot.
06:37Can we do a shot?
06:38My chest is, like, bumping.
06:39I'm so excited, because I don't really know what to expect, right?
06:41I've never been to Africa.
06:42But just knowing Tiff, I know it's gonna be fun.
06:43I know it's gonna be lit.
06:44Hey!
06:45I made it!
06:46I'm on an airplane!
06:47On a glass of champagne?
06:48We're on a glass of champagne?
06:50Yes!
06:51Yes, that's it!
06:54Africa!
06:55Here we come, here we come.
06:56Here we come, here we come.
07:26Guys, I'll take you to your car.
07:33All right.
07:34All right.
07:35You're the driver, right?
07:36Yes, that's right.
07:37What's your name again?
07:38My name's Bizec.
07:39Welcome to the motherland!
07:40I know, right?
07:41We're here, Africa!
07:52Oh, that's a nice cake town.
07:55Oh, let's go hike up to the air.
07:57It looks like some Greek god shit up there.
07:59Y'all got mountain lions here?
08:01Nah, not in these mountains, no.
08:03What's the number one predator besides the man?
08:05I'd say, uh, baboons.
08:08Baboons!
08:10Ooh, those guys are dangerous.
08:12Yeah!
08:13My relationship with Tiffany has been
08:16the longest-running relationship that I've ever had.
08:18When we were little girls in South Central L.A.,
08:21we used to talk about traveling the world,
08:23and back in those days,
08:25we didn't travel, like, as a family.
08:27Tiff, on my birthdays,
08:29would sometimes get a postcard from a local store,
08:33and it would have, like, a picture of London,
08:35or a picture of a beautiful beach,
08:38and she would often say on the back,
08:41we're gonna go here one day.
08:43To be here, it just means everything to me.
08:47Like, I still have those postcards.
08:50Girl!
08:51Uh...
08:52Can we stay in here?
08:53There's no...
08:54Ooh!
08:55Got her in here!
08:56Oh! Oh, my God!
08:57Oh!
08:58I told you it was long!
09:02Yes!
09:03Yeah!
09:04You get that!
09:06I ain't gonna have y'all sleeping in the dirt just yet.
09:08Look, let me...
09:09Yes!
09:11Yes!
09:12Okay!
09:13All right, Tiff!
09:15Africa, I'm home!
09:17Yes!
09:18Cape Town!
09:19Wow!
09:20This is beautiful!
09:21The African lifestyle!
09:22Oh, look at this!
09:23You wanna see everything down here,
09:24and then go up together?
09:25That's awesome!
09:26Look at the barbecue grill and the, uh, tables up.
09:29Like, this is...
09:30Oh, we're gonna be out here.
09:31Wow!
09:32The architecture of this is just...
09:34everything.
09:35You got...
09:36You got that from the...
09:37That smells good, too!
09:38Y'all picking rooms?
09:40Yeah, we got to pick our rooms.
09:43Mine's right there.
09:44Oh, okay, so every room has a view.
09:47Oh, look at the mountains and everything.
09:49I put my orange peelings on the bed!
09:51It's me!
09:54Wow!
09:55This is cute!
09:57Look at this bathroom!
09:59Yeah, I love your shower.
10:02You can take a shower right next to your boo.
10:05First, we got a fad, your boo.
10:11That a chef?
10:12My best friend!
10:14Sparkle!
10:15Nice to meet you.
10:16Yes, nice to meet you.
10:17Selena!
10:18Can we see what you got over here?
10:19Yes, of course.
10:20So this is like a version of jerky.
10:23We call it bultong.
10:24It's seasoned with solo meat.
10:26Who taught you how to cook?
10:28I just like to make people happy with what I cooked.
10:31I got it from my grandmother.
10:32Trevor Noah is his cousin.
10:34No.
10:35You related to Trevor Noah?
10:36No.
10:37Okay, good.
10:38I really wanted him to say,
10:40what, do you think everybody in South Africa's related to Trevor Noah?
10:44And then I would've said,
10:45yeah, everybody likes Ken.
10:47Related to Trevor.
10:48I see your cheeks getting rosy now, so your heart beat fast.
10:51Oh, I think you like me!
10:53Be good, be good.
10:54I'm not even coming out.
10:58I can't have a heartache
10:59I can't have a heartache
11:02I can't have a heartache
11:04I can't have a heartache
11:05I can't have a heartache
11:06I can't have a heartache
11:08You're ready?
11:09Good morning!
11:10Good morning!
11:11Good morning.
11:12All right, we going on an adventure.
11:14I like that you got your captain hat.
11:16Right.
11:18In a little swimsuit,
11:19because you're going to need a little swimsuit,
11:21because we going out to the ocean.
11:22You swimming with sharks?
11:24Wait, in the ocean?
11:25Mm-hmm.
11:26Girl, I just got my hair done.
11:29Come on! We ready!
11:31You see me in the belly!
11:33Hey!
11:34Hey!
11:36Yeah!
11:37I am definitely not that black girl,
11:39where I'm just like,
11:41I can't do it because of my hair.
11:43But I do be feeling that way.
11:45I just don't outwardly express it.
11:50I feel like it's the rain forest out here.
11:52It's beautiful.
11:53Mm-hmm.
11:54It's dreamy.
11:56Oh, look, this.
11:57Oh, my God!
11:59Back in the day.
12:01We were so skinny.
12:02I'm like, I don't know why I thought we was fat.
12:04At least I thought I was fat.
12:06No, you didn't.
12:07Yes, I did.
12:08I think you always wanted to build muscle.
12:10Yeah, but I agree with you.
12:11You're always talking about your skinny legs.
12:12Yeah, I hated those skinny-ass legs.
12:14But I still thought I had, like, a fupa,
12:16because I thought I didn't have abs.
12:18Then I seen a picture of me with a little shirt on.
12:20I'm like, you had plenty of abs.
12:23We're so regular, so normal in the sense of our relationship.
12:27Sometimes I forget how huge of a celebrity she is.
12:31When we're out and some people come up to the table,
12:34I'm like, who is it?
12:35And then I'm like, oh, I have to, like, check myself.
12:38Like, oh, yeah, you know, this is Tiffany Haddish.
12:46Oh, yeah.
12:48It's a beautiful day to be on the boat, too.
12:50Morning, ladies.
12:51Hi, Ryan.
12:52Nice to meet you.
12:52Nice to meet you, Ryan.
12:53I'm your captain.
12:54Should we get you on board so long?
12:55Let's do it.
12:56All right, let's do it.
12:57Let's follow me.
12:58Oh, this is the last crazy activity I'm doing.
13:02All right, guys, let's car stop.
13:04Let's go.
13:06It's rocking a whale right there.
13:07Oh, yeah!
13:09There it is!
13:10Oh, my God!
13:12It's under the surface here.
13:13It's going to break surface again.
13:14Oh, there it goes!
13:14Oh, yeah!
13:16Oh, yeah!
13:18It's big!
13:19Wait for the tail, wait for the tail.
13:21All right, that's a good start to the wild life, guys.
13:23Yeah.
13:24We have arrived.
13:32Let's fix this mask over here for you.
13:34Who wants to go first?
13:36Believe it.
13:37All right, stop putting your legs in.
13:39One leg in.
13:40Okay.
13:41Now sit down.
13:42Woo!
13:44Move on to the right.
13:45Shadi, you have a top bait ready.
13:47Woo!
13:48One more.
13:49Oh!
13:50I've got you, don't worry.
13:52Here we go.
13:53Sit down now.
13:53Perfect.
13:54Perfect, perfect.
13:55Ah!
13:55Ah!
13:56Ah!
13:56Oh!
13:57I'm going to lock you in.
13:58Ahh!
13:59Oh, shit!
14:24This water is freezing.
14:27What is that?
14:28What was that?
14:31Oh, shit!
14:33What was that?
14:34Y'all was still.
14:35Y'all was still.
14:36Oh, I was in water.
14:37All right, I'm done.
14:38Let me out!
14:39You think I swallowed a little bit of the chum?
14:42And so did you learn what it is?
14:44Chum is chunks of meat and blood to get the sharks to come.
14:48Smell like just the ocean, just bad.
14:52The chum got me, girl.
14:57Let's see if somebody comes.
15:02Okay, here.
15:03All of y'all want some?
15:05Did it just shit on my forehead?
15:08It just shitted on me!
15:11That's good luck.
15:15I mean, right on my third eye!
15:22Hey, Chef!
15:23Ooh!
15:24Look at this donut, though!
15:25Right.
15:26To an awesome, super cool day!
15:28Yay!
15:29Yay!
15:30This looks delicious!
15:31Would you whip us?
15:32Yes!
15:33So this is our local fish, a similar fish to sea bass company, that with a Mediterranean
15:36salsa.
15:37Ooh!
15:38Ooh!
15:39Ooh!
15:40Ooh!
15:41Ooh!
15:42Ooh!
15:43Ooh!
15:44Ooh!
15:45Ooh!
15:46Ooh!
15:47Ooh!
15:48Ooh!
15:49Ooh!
15:50Ooh!
15:51Ooh!
15:52Ooh!
15:53Ooh!
15:54Ooh!
15:55Ooh!
15:56Ooh!
15:57Ooh!
15:58Ooh!
15:59Ooh!
16:00Ooh!
16:01Ooh!
16:02Ooh!
16:03Enjoy, ladies.
16:04Thank you!
16:05Yeah.
16:06Oh, this is delicious.
16:07Oh, my God.
16:08The internet is going crazy right now.
16:11Oh, because I commented?
16:13Because you commented.
16:18I guess, I don't know.
16:19Maybe I'm out of order.
16:20I don't know.
16:21My ex is with somebody, and he was on a radio show.
16:24He was on, like, Breakfast Club talking about it.
16:26This is a really healthy and beautiful relationship, bro.
16:30If I'm going to get married, it's to her.
16:33Wow.
16:34And all I said was, I'm so happy for them.
16:37I hope they get married.
16:38Mm-hmm.
16:39That's it.
16:42And then the shade room ran with that, and then, like,
16:44everybody got something to say.
16:49I'm just actually happy for them.
16:50I be happy for all my exes when they be with somebody else,
16:52because then they leaving me to fuck alone.
16:54Right.
16:55When Tiffany first started dating Common,
16:59I thought it was a beautiful thing.
17:00I'm like, oh, girl, he fine.
17:03Common was different from what she would normally date.
17:06He wasn't competing with her.
17:08No toxicity.
17:10It was good, and it was peaceful.
17:12And that relationship lasted, like, maybe nine months,
17:14and then we broke up over the phone,
17:17and then I haven't seen him since.
17:19He has moved on, and he's in a relationship
17:21with another famous woman.
17:23But do you actually think that he really gonna marry somebody?
17:27I don't think so.
17:29You know what?
17:30The thought is nice.
17:31A single life forever.
17:33I believe in the dreams.
17:34I believe in people's dreams, you know.
17:36That's enough.
17:37That's enough.
17:38I don't think it's enough.
17:39I don't think she was in love with him.
17:42Did she tell y'all she was in love with him?
17:45I know Tiffany was in love with him.
17:48To be able to open up like that,
17:50I know she was in love with him.
17:52Whatever.
17:53I just hope they happy.
17:54This is part of why I'm keeping my legs closed.
17:56I could do better than what I've been picking.
17:58That is for sure.
18:00You look cute. I like those shoes.
18:19Oh, for you.
18:20Yes, for you.
18:21I see.
18:22These shoes?
18:23Those are fly.
18:25I like those.
18:26Almost time to get, girl.
18:28Knock, knock.
18:29Mo coming in.
18:31Where you going?
18:32Hey.
18:33You like my outfit?
18:34Why you in the bed?
18:35I think I swallowed some of that seawater.
18:37Oh, come on.
18:38Hey, babe.
18:39Look at your sister-in-law.
18:40We supposed to be going out and she in the bed.
18:43What are y'all doing tonight?
18:44You going to a comedy club?
18:45See, like, how they vibe.
18:46Go have fun.
18:47All right.
18:48All right.
18:49All right.
18:50Tomorrow I don't want to hear none of that shit, though.
18:51Tomorrow I don't want to hear none of that shit, though.
18:53Tomorrow I don't want to hear none of that shit, though.
18:56Tomorrow I don't want to hear none of that shit, though.
18:57Tomorrow is only popping.
18:58Okay?
18:59For real.
19:12It's nice to travel, because this is when you know you are not intimidated.
19:15Me, I know.
19:16In South Africa, maybe I'm not a scope because you guys like females and they like to weave
19:20and shit.
19:21Okay.
19:22That's your shit.
19:23But sometimes I go to other countries.
19:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:25I step up and I realize I'm beyond that.
19:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:34Celeste is one of the most popular female comedians that I know of from Africa.
19:40My name is Celeste.
19:41Well, she performed at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
19:44And so I thought, oh, man, it'd be great to reach out to her and see if I can catch her
19:48in South Africa, because I know that's where she's from.
19:51And boom, I caught it!
19:53I'm Celeste.
19:54I'm Celeste.
19:55Nice meeting you.
19:56Oh, I love your shit.
19:57Oh, thank you.
19:59So nice meeting you.
20:00How are you?
20:01I'm good.
20:02I love your hair, your nails.
20:03Everything.
20:04Yes.
20:05Beautiful, baby.
20:06She ready.
20:07She ready.
20:08Yes.
20:09She ready.
20:10Yes.
20:11Would you like to jump on?
20:13Jump on what?
20:14On stage?
20:15No, on stage.
20:16Oh, you are.
20:17Oh, you are.
20:18Wait a minute.
20:19I know y'all got some more Trevor Noahs to be in here somewhere.
20:23So before you jump on Trevor Noahs, can you jump on stage?
20:26Yeah, I'll jump on stage.
20:27No problem.
20:28I cannot go more than three weeks without doing stand-up comedy.
20:32And maybe that's a weird thing or something.
20:34Like, oh, yeah.
20:35I got to stand in front of a room full of strangers and express myself.
20:39And hopefully they laugh.
20:40And then I'll feel good mentally about myself.
20:43It's like comfort zone for me.
20:46I'm going to have to introduce someone so special.
20:49She's the multi-talented international black unicorn.
20:55Please give it up.
20:57Give it up for Celeste, y'all.
20:58What's up?
20:59South Africa.
21:00Cape Town.
21:01Yeah.
21:02I do believe you guys have the most beautiful city I've seen so far.
21:07I remember at one point I thought I was just going to come and just help people get rid of flies.
21:14You got to remember, we were seeing, uh, what's her name?
21:15Suzanne Somers?
21:16We were seeing Suzanne Somers tell us in America that everybody had a big ol' belly.
21:19It was all little hungry black kids and they all had flies.
21:20We, that's what we thought.
21:21That's what we thought.
21:22That's what we thought.
21:23That's the most beautiful city I've seen so far.
21:24I remember at one point I thought I was just going to come and just help people get rid
21:26of flies.
21:27You got to remember, we were seeing, uh, what's her name?
21:28Suzanne Somers?
21:29We were seeing Suzanne Somers tell us in America that everybody had a big ol' belly.
21:44It was all little hungry black kids and they all had flies.
21:47We, that's what we thought.
21:49That's what we thought.
21:50We thought it was all the whole thing.
21:53But now when I reflect back on my thoughts, you know what?
21:57It's like, that joke's not going to work.
21:59I'm nervous.
22:00I'm nervous.
22:02It's territory she's never told jokes on.
22:05We just arrived.
22:06Like, if it were me, I would probably just want to enjoy my nights.
22:10But we all know Tiffany Gay, sit down.
22:13Basic joke.
22:14I think I'm going to just go to my regular jokes.
22:16Any questions?
22:30You know what?
22:31That joke's not going to work.
22:32Basic joke.
22:33I think I'm going to just go to my regular jokes.
22:36Any questions?
22:39Yes, ma'am.
22:40Oh, there's no alcohol.
22:43You'd love that for me?
22:45For you now?
22:46No, I think you should drink.
22:49Because he's not that attractive.
22:50That's why I had to stop drinking.
22:54I can't break it up next to ugly motherfucker.
22:57Sorry, can't help you.
22:59You got a big old dick.
23:00Hey, everybody got something?
23:02So, I'm from Los Angeles, and I'm loving me some Cape Town.
23:07I didn't even know there was white people here until about 25 years ago.
23:12Y'all got everything up in this motherfucker.
23:14Baboons just running the streets like,
23:16Hey, the baboons come.
23:18Everybody grab me in the purse and shit.
23:20Even me, I never knew that Africa could get cold.
23:24They don't teach us that in America.
23:26They teach us that all of Africa, even though it is bigger than America,
23:30they teach us that all of Africa is the same weather.
23:33Hot as fuck.
23:35Everywhere.
23:37Thank you guys for having me.
23:39Y'all be safe tonight.
23:40If you're not safe, make that for me.
23:43And we thank you, Celeste, for having me.
23:45Thank you so much.
23:48This is by far our best community.
23:50Thank you guys.
23:51I want to thank you guys.
23:53Thank you guys.
23:54Thank you guys.
23:55Thank you guys.
23:56Thank you guys.
23:57Thank you guys.
23:58Thank you guys.
23:59Another fight.
24:00What?
24:01Look at that.
24:04Oh, look at that.
24:05Oh, Bruno.
24:07Oh, Bruno.
24:10Bruno is waiting.
24:13There's nothing on me.
24:14I heard it's different after 40.
24:16I heard it's different after 40.
24:17Oh, yeah, no.
24:18You were the same.
24:19No, you were the same.
24:20Oh, okay.
24:21Okay.
24:22Can you take a picture before you're fucking?
24:40Hi, Tiffy.
24:41Hi.
24:42All right, Primo.
24:43Get this stuff.
24:44What's that called?
24:45True.
24:46So, what's your number, Primo?
24:48What's your number?
24:490-8-3.
24:50I want all my friends to find love, so I'm always skiing in the room with that little radar.
24:56Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
25:01You know, we need to get Primo in the mix, hang around for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
25:07We gonna make it do what it do.
25:09Great to meet you for now.
25:11Great to meet you. I'll see you later.
25:28You feeling better?
25:29I'm feeling better. Still got a little bubbleguts.
25:31I swallowed the damn seawater. Oh.
25:34So you got chum in your belly.
25:36I saw pieces passing by. I was like, oh, God, it's going to be all.
25:44They got me to have these goggles on.
25:47So what happened? Tell me, like, what did y'all do?
25:49Where'd y'all go? Because I don't know.
25:51Comedy show.
25:52Yeah, we went to this cute little comedy situation.
25:55And then I performed a little bit.
25:56We met some guys there.
25:58I don't like that.
25:59Were they any African princess?
26:01Well, one of them, the primo guy.
26:04No.
26:05The primo guy, his dad was, like, the best soccer player in the world at one point in time.
26:09Wow, wow.
26:10Yeah, I got his number for you, too.
26:12I texted him this morning, tried to get him to come through.
26:15Primo, after doing some research on him, he is an actor, comedic actor, influencer on the social medias.
26:24And he is a hip-hop term, nepo baby.
26:28This is Tiffany Haddish.
26:30He says, great.
26:31Great to meet you.
26:32Japanese for brunch?
26:33I said, let me ask the girls, but we want dance lessons.
26:37I want to learn the culture.
26:39And then he said, I don't know how much of that you'll find in Cape Town.
26:43It's like Europe here.
26:45The black culture here is more poverty than anything.
26:49I said, well, teach us some white dance moves.
26:52What do we need, a banjo?
26:54Yeah.
26:55And so they're going to teach us some dancing, you know, something.
26:58Okay.
26:59Yeah.
27:00So, Tiff, did you perform?
27:01Like, what was it like?
27:02Can I be honest with you?
27:03Yeah.
27:04I didn't like it.
27:05I didn't like it at all.
27:06I didn't feel comfortable at all.
27:10And I have, like, a killer one-hour set right now about American stuff.
27:14And I'm like, do I have to do that material here now?
27:16Are they even going to identify with it or understand it or comprehend it?
27:19Like, so I have to push through that.
27:21I just move through fear better when y'all around.
27:24Yes.
27:25Even when we was kids, like, I used to be scared of everything.
27:28But you'd be like, we finna do this.
27:29I'm like, okay, let's do it.
27:31Yeah, let's do it.
27:32Let's go.
27:33Let's go.
27:34I don't care.
27:35Yeah, yeah.
27:36These women are my happy place.
27:37They were there for me when my life was falling apart as a kid.
27:41And when I was in foster care, they took me in as their own family.
27:45I know that no matter what we go through, we will always be there for each other.
27:50I'm gonna go to the bathroom, so get out.
27:53Let's go.
27:54Let's go.
27:55Only have to say it once.
27:57You gotta kick us up out of here.
27:59Right.
28:00Right.
28:01Let's go.
28:02Yeah.
28:03We wanna put you back to bed with these Gatsby's.
28:04What are Gatsby's?
28:05Are these, like, some big hoagies?
28:06This is like, I don't know.
28:07It's like a Philly cheesesteak.
28:08But it's massive.
28:09South African kind of.
28:10Got it.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Yeah.
28:13South African kind of.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Why don't we drop these sandwiches off and we can go sit over here until the girls are down.
28:16Please.
28:17Please.
28:18Okay.
28:19Okay.
28:20All right.
28:21Hey.
28:22Hey.
28:23Hey.
28:24Hey.
28:25Hey.
28:26Hey.
28:27Hey.
28:28Hey.
28:29Hey.
28:30Hey.
28:31Hey.
28:32Hey.
28:33Hey.
28:34Hey.
28:35Hey.
28:36Hey.
28:37Hey.
28:38Hey.
28:39Hey.
28:40Hey.
28:41Hey.
28:42Hey.
28:43Hey.
28:44Hey.
28:45Hey.
28:46Hey.
28:47Hey.
28:48Hey.
28:49Hey.
28:50Hey.
28:51Hey.
28:52Hey.
28:53Hey.
28:54Hey.
28:55Hey.
28:56Hey.
28:57Hey.
28:58Hey.
28:59Hey, hey, hey!
29:00Hey, hey!
29:02Hey, hey, hey, hey!
29:03That's not my food.
29:04Yeah.
29:05Wow.
29:06That's romantic.
29:07What is it?
29:08I like when a man try to fancy.
29:10Can I bless the food?
29:12Bless it, baby.
29:13Bless it.
29:14Bless it.
29:15Father God, in Jesus' name, we thank you for this food.
29:17Blessed in the name of Jesus Christ, we pray.
29:19Amen.
29:20Amen.
29:21Take us to church, buddy.
29:23I'm not going to eat too much of this,
29:24because you ain't going to have me out here looking
29:26pregnant yet.
29:27Yeah.
29:30Are you sharing your culture with me?
29:33Through your food?
29:35In my world, that is the sexiest thing you could ever do.
29:40More napkins.
29:41Culture.
29:42Culture shot.
29:43Serviettes.
29:44You guys call them napkins.
29:45You call them Serviettes?
29:46Serviettes.
29:47And no one in Africa actually speaks like all the Africans
29:49we listen to on TV.
29:50Nobody speaks like this.
29:51That accent's not right?
29:52Nobody speaks like that.
29:53This right here was bomb.
29:55So what kind of dance move are you guys going to teach us?
29:57I'm going to be on the club stuff.
29:59Let me teach you a manzende.
30:01Manzende.
30:02Yeah.
30:03This rhythm here.
30:04Almost like a running rhythm.
30:06Uh-huh.
30:07All in the knees.
30:08Then we're going to add something.
30:10We're going to say, yeah.
30:12And then, yeah.
30:14Come on.
30:15One more time.
30:16Yeah.
30:17Normally when they do this one, it comes with a face too.
30:20One more time.
30:21Just don't stick them fingers until you have to say.
30:23Oh, shit.
30:24We learning all the new dance moves.
30:26And they're not really that new.
30:27The more they showing me, the more I'm feeling like I'm looking at one of my great uncles.
30:32These are moves that are good for your knees.
30:34And I like it.
30:37Let's go.
30:41That's the whole thing.
30:42Not that.
30:43Okay, not that.
30:44Thank you, guys.
30:53Primo.
30:54He has a lot of personality.
30:55He's fun.
30:58I need to be your African affair.
31:06I'm the same.
31:07Mm-hmm.
31:08I'm the same.
31:09Mm-hmm.
31:10You did that.
31:11The police grabbed you like that hair.
31:12Oh, really?
31:13But that felt romantic.
31:14Yeah.
31:16Y'all want me to wrap those up for you?
31:18You don't even know how to wrap it.
31:19I don't know what I'm doing.
31:20I got you.
31:21Can we meet up with you guys at the club later tonight?
31:23Yeah, let's do that.
31:24Make sure you smell good.
31:30Mm-mm-mm-mm.
31:42Sparkle, which one you want?
31:44They skinny.
31:46What do you think of Primo?
31:48I know he's a little young, but he's cute.
31:50Primo's cute.
31:52I need to be your African romance.
31:54Your African fling or something like that.
31:56Yeah, he's smooth with it.
31:57Yeah.
31:58All right, let's eat.
32:00So you wouldn't talk to Primo or to Robot?
32:04Because they too skinny.
32:05Yeah.
32:06I like to be picked up.
32:10They seem strong enough to pick you up.
32:13I want them to just be nice, fit, you know, but nothing like...
32:17I don't want no football, dude, no.
32:20Primo fits the bill.
32:22Should be my husband.
32:25I don't think any of them is fit to be your husband.
32:28I don't even really want no husband.
32:29I want a partner.
32:31And we buy a piece of property together,
32:33and we put that in a trust,
32:34and then that property will grow in value,
32:37and our relationship will grow in value.
32:40We want to change the rules?
32:41We can change the rules.
32:42If he said to me, like,
32:43I need some.
32:44I need one new coochie a year.
32:45All right, cool.
32:46If I can get one big out there,
32:47we can get a relationship a year.
32:48Cool.
32:49We can put that...
32:50You get one, I get one.
32:51Tiffany says a lot of stuff.
32:53I love romance.
32:54My husband was my first everything.
32:58First time I had alcohol or liquor was with my husband.
33:01I lost my virginity to my husband.
33:04I don't want to be put in a little box.
33:07I want to share.
33:08I want to have somebody to share their success with,
33:11somebody to come home and, like, complain to,
33:14or cry with, or laugh with, or whatever.
33:16Like, you know?
33:17You're going to have a husband.
33:18You're going to be married again.
33:19I do believe that there is a soulmate for everyone.
33:22Let's go get dressed.
33:23Get ready to go.
33:24Tip, I know you're still eating,
33:25but I need a head start.
33:26I need a little time.
33:27It ain't going to take me no time,
33:28because I'm dressing like a slut tonight.
33:46Oh, my God!
33:47Hey!
33:49This is so cool!
33:52Leah.
33:53Huh?
33:54You got a friend here?
33:55Yes, ma'am.
33:56The last time I did this, she was getting married.
33:58Yeah.
33:59That was, what, 18 years ago?
34:0119.
34:0219 years ago.
34:04I'm much better now at it, though.
34:08Are we all right?
34:12Yeah.
34:13Yes, darling.
34:14What I done?
34:15I know what I done.
34:45Primo is cute, and he definitely is smelling good.
35:06I'm just trying to decide, what is crossing the line, what's not crossing the line, do
35:11I want to, do I not?
35:15I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
35:43I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
35:47She's ready, she's ready, she's ready!
35:51Hey, hey, hey!
35:55We're not sleeping tonight!
35:57Get up!
35:59We have to look really cool.
36:01Here we go!
36:03What are you doing?
36:05This guy looks like a big bar!
36:07I'm looking over at Primo, and looking over at Tiff.
36:11They vibing right now, and it's looking good.
36:15I'm like, what's up?
36:17What's up?
36:19What's up?
36:21What's up?
36:23What's up?
36:25What's up?
36:27What's up?
36:29What's about to happen tonight?
36:31This season on Tiffany Haddish Goes Off.
36:33Welcome to the Motherland!
36:35I just really wanted to be with people I feel safe with.
36:37I don't have to perform for it.
36:39Each one of you played a major role in my existence, and I wanted to give you guys what you gave me.
36:42We're trying to go out with them.
36:43We're trying to go out with them.
36:44I'm like, what's up?
36:45What's up?
36:46What's up?
36:47What's up?
36:48What's up?
36:49What's up?
36:50What's up?
36:51What's up?
36:52What's up?
36:53What's up?
36:54What's up?
36:55What's up?
36:56What's up to happen tonight?
36:57Oh my god!
36:58What's up?
36:59I just really wanted to be with people I feel safe with.
37:01I don't have to perform for it.
37:02Each one of you played a major role in my existence, and I wanted to give you guys what you gave me.
37:07So we're trying to go out with them.
37:09Bang, bang.
37:10Bang, bang.
37:11Right, right.
37:12Get your ass in the car.
37:13Come on.
37:14Now wake up.
37:17These girls are my real friends.
37:19My day one.
37:21I do remember my mama saying, if Selena gonna jump off a bridge, you gonna jump off a bridge too?
37:26I love you, girl.
37:29I love you too.
37:30I want to see everything.
37:32This is different from where we are staying.
37:35Animals in their natural habitat are very confident.
37:37They will eat your ass.
37:39You.
37:40Camera, camera, camera.
37:41Nothing to be afraid of.
37:42That was crazy.
37:44We should get some men at the party.
37:46There's been a drought out here.
37:47What would you want your man to call you?
37:49Empress of the universe.
37:50Oh, the shop manager.
37:51Oh, okay.
37:52You got a wife?
37:53I was getting married, y'all.
37:54I was getting married.
37:55The ancestors are showing that there's a child who's crying.
38:05Did you have any miscarriage?
38:08Is it a reason why you didn't share it with me?
38:11You can be controlling.
38:13Stop being everybody goddamn mama.
38:15It's like, I'm at this point.
38:16I feel like I'm right at the peak.
38:18And I don't know what it is that keeps holding me back.
38:21Some girl did a video last night.
38:23Tiffany had a seemingly shot coming across a grocery store in Africa.
38:28Social media, it can be so cruel.
38:31Everybody got an opinion.
38:33Everybody want to try to tell me how to live my life.
38:35Slowly at the top.
38:36Yeah, I know.
38:37You didn't have any bad intent.
38:39We know your heart.
38:40Woo!
38:41It's your birthday.
38:42It's your birthday.
38:43It's your birthday.
38:44You are amazing.
38:45And I'm glad you're starting to see that for yourself.
38:46I'm doing it!
38:47You're doing it!
38:48I'm doing it!
38:49Never, ever let go.
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