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00:00Back in middle school, I wrote a story starring a perfect heroine that I named after myself.
00:06It was an epic fantasy adventure full of love and magic, and it meant everything to me at that time.
00:13Then one day, I was hit by a truck.
00:18I found myself reincarnated into the world of The Dark History.
00:22But instead of being reborn as the beautiful main character I'd always longed to be,
00:26I was trapped in the role of the villainous dead set on killing her, the wicked little sister, Iyana Magnolia.
00:36I'll happily finish off the smug wretch for you.
00:39Yomi pledged to Iyana that he take it upon himself to kill Sol.
00:42Yeah, assassinate the high-spec assassins. Great idea.
00:46Which will 100% no question about it trigger a giant death flag for me.
00:50Allow me to explain.
00:53Scenario A, if Yomi kills Sol.
00:56First, there will be a manhunt for the one who killed Sol and made Forohan sad.
01:01And once they discover that Yomi did it for my sake, they'll assume I masterminded it and execute me.
01:08Scenario B, if Yomi doesn't kill Sol, Yomi's assassination attempt will be exposed.
01:14And they'll assume I masterminded it and execute me.
01:17That's right, I'm dead either way.
01:19But I don't know how to get that through his thick skull.
01:21No matter how many I pull out, these death flags keep pumping up like me!
01:24So that's right!
01:25So that's right!
01:25So that's right!
01:26So that's right!
01:27So that's right!
01:28If I can't find a way to talk about it this entirely, I'm Warp Food!
01:33I'm Warp Food!
01:36No, getting some afraid?
01:42Where am I heading?
01:43I'm scared by the shadows and
01:47Fearfulgeschick
01:48I'm scared by the shadows
01:49Ban, ban, I'm looking at chaos
01:50Boom, boom, again here
01:51I always make a plan on the same time
01:53The current time behind me will fall
01:55Why is Yomi on the door?
01:56on the door
01:57光が届かない place
01:59だからこそ
02:00追いつかな希望も
02:02I can feel this only
02:04漆黒の未来
02:06書き換えるbrides
02:08Together we break the walls
02:09We're gonna break the walls
02:10We're gonna break the walls
02:11Making it true
02:12闇の中咲いた
02:15淡い一輪の炎
02:19君と出会い変わった運命
02:23Heading to the light
02:25I'm about to kill my fears
02:28宿るblack flame
02:30たぎらせて
02:32I'll never show my fears
02:35何に見えない
02:37永遠のfire
02:39Raze your black flame
02:41Fear
02:42Fear
02:44Fear
02:46Raze your black flame
02:48Fear
02:50I'm about to kill my fears
02:54Raise your black flame
02:56Fear
02:57a
02:58Fear
02:59fear
03:01Fear
03:02Fear
03:03Fear
03:04Fear
03:05Fear
03:06Fear
03:07Fear
03:08Fear
03:09Fear
03:10Fear
03:11Fear
03:12Fear
03:13Fear
03:14My lady, your afternoon tea and cake.
03:17Thank you, Sol.
03:19Sol is always right there by Konoha's side, taking care of her.
03:22Oh dear, Miss Lady Iyana!
03:24And Yomi is...somewhere.
03:27For some reason, I thought I could remember everything from the dark history.
03:31But I'm definitely not as confident about the stuff outside of the main storylines.
03:38Ah!
03:44Woo! This wind!
03:57That's not good!
04:06Are you doing well this morning, Lady Iyana?
04:09I could ask you the same thing, you freaking nature!
04:11What about you? You fell from so high up, your shins should have come out your shoulders!
04:16Ew! I just visualized it! Please don't push yourself too hard just because you're young!
04:22I'm fine, thanks. Strange to think you'd be concerned about me.
04:28Oh, come on! How did that trigger your suspicion sensors?
04:32Have you no shame?
04:34What are you plotting, you villainess?
04:37I am experiencing no issues.
04:40Lady Konoha!
04:41So, shall I go fetch the guards for you?
04:46No, I thought I sensed a presence, but I was too slow to react.
04:50Those cat-like reflexes are slow to you?
04:53Okay.
04:54I thought it may have been magic.
04:56But, perhaps it was merely a sudden gust of wind.
04:59Ah, yeah, there you go.
05:02Considering there's no one in the manor who can use magic in the first place...
05:06Yep, no one to worry about.
05:08Wait, there is someone!
05:10Is something wrong?
05:11No, no, no, no, no, I'm great!
05:13If things had followed the original Dark History plot, Konoha's magic would have awakened already.
05:18So, a lot of the characters I wrote to oppose her were magic users themselves.
05:23Oh, yeah, that's right.
05:25I had something in Yomi's backstory about going abroad to study magic and poisons!
05:29That girl just now was almost certainly his doing.
05:32I wish you wouldn't cast scattershot magic in my bichy boy, Butler, who can so elegantly evade a surprise attack!
05:38He'll get caught!
05:47The next day.
05:49I'm gonna pull myself together and take an innocent little garden stroll with Yomi.
05:53The roses sure are beautiful.
05:57My sister and Lord Gineford are here!
06:00Please feel free to nap.
06:01You were up late reading again, weren't you?
06:06Gino?
06:07I'm right here, love.
06:09Get some rest.
06:14Ah, Yana and Lord Yomi.
06:16Lovely day today, hmm?
06:19You not even a little embarrassed?
06:22Where'd he come from?
06:24Ignore me, I'm not really here.
06:26Self-butler, why do they sparkle like that?
06:30I know.
06:31A proposal, Lord Gineford.
06:33Why don't we share a cup of tea while the Lady Konohad dozes?
06:36I know.
06:37I understand that the people of your lands have a great interest in tea leaves.
06:41I have with me a blend from the Lily Kingdom.
06:44Perhaps we can sample it together.
06:46A blend with tea leaves from Lily is an unusual combination.
06:50I'd love to try some.
06:51Then leave it to me.
06:53There's a trick to brewing it, so I'll take that on.
06:55Care to join us?
06:56No, I'd rather-
06:58Come now, soul.
06:59Why not?
07:00Sir.
07:01No, please don't.
07:03This man is well-educated in organic poisons.
07:10I don't trust it.
07:13That's evil poison death tea for sure.
07:15Oh, goodness me!
07:16It seems I tripped over a cat!
07:21Sorry, Yumi.
07:22Didn't hurt you, did I?
07:23No.
07:24I'm perfectly fine.
07:26Though I take it you don't like the idea of using poison?
07:29You know, you could at least try to betray my expectations.
07:33Neither of you are cut, are you?
07:34I'll clean this up, but do be careful around the shards in the meantime.
07:38That isn't necessary!
07:39This scent.
07:41Hey, soul, you don't need to mess with that.
07:44I can't let him get near that stuff!
07:46It won't take much to clue an assassin into the fact that this is not for human consumption!
07:50Achoo!
07:50Huh?
07:51Konoha, are you cold?
07:53I'm quite alright.
07:54Don't fuss over me.
07:55See?
07:56You're needed elsewhere, so leave this to me and go fetch a blanket to spread over sweet Konoha, will ya?
08:00But what about-
08:01I'll find a dustpan, don't worry about it!
08:03Yumi, I'll need you.
08:04Come along!
08:05Oh!
08:05Yana, wait!
08:06I wouldn't want you to fall.
08:08Let's take our time, shall we?
08:10Oh, okay.
08:12He has such gentle hands.
08:15Being related to a count himself, Yumi had the privilege of a thorough education.
08:20So sure, he may be a villain, but he definitely isn't brutish or dull.
08:27As a child, however, his lack of self-confidence made him a target for bullying.
08:32Often at the hands of his own siblings.
08:34But he saw that even though most spoke ill of her, the villainous Yana stood tall.
08:41If he hadn't met her.
08:43If he hadn't fallen for her.
08:46Aside from the bloodlust, he really is a great guy.
08:49He's got it all.
08:50Social status, looks, personality.
08:52But, why would he fall in love with someone like me?
09:00That's right!
09:01It's because I wrote it that way!
09:02It's criminal!
09:04Yana!
09:04I thought it'd be so cool to have the heroine targeted by the pretty boy child and friend.
09:09You're a villain?
09:10And the heroine would suffer because she had to defeat said pretty boy.
09:13Yumi.
09:15And then, of course, her heart could be healed by all the other pretty boys surrounding her.
09:19None of this is your fault, Kama.
09:22But apparently, the only way to fulfill those plot points to my satisfaction was to make Yumi die!
09:28What is wrong with me?
09:29What a scummy thing to do to this poor guy!
09:32I mean, I was kind of going through some stuff at the time.
09:36Those look heavy.
09:37Let me take them off your hands.
09:38Aw, thanks.
09:39You didn't have to do that.
09:41Sato, you can carry four, right?
09:43Yeah.
09:44I want to be treated like a heroine!
09:47Guess you could say I know where he's coming from.
09:49I have no right to be exasperated.
09:53Not with him.
09:54All right, Yumi, listen.
09:56You don't have to do all this underhanded-
09:58You poor thing.
10:03You're shaking like a leaf.
10:05That butler was scary, wasn't he?
10:11Fear not, Iyana.
10:13It's almost done.
10:14The magic I set up is activating right now.
10:17He'll never bother you again.
10:18The what he set up is what now?
10:21His magic is...
10:23Activating!
10:25Yeah, it's not yours!
10:26Nope, nope.
10:27We don't need to activate anything.
10:30Liyana?
10:31Thankfully, Yumi's magic is probably average at best.
10:34I wouldn't have made him that good.
10:35But my magic hasn't awakened.
10:37If I'd let the story play out as intended,
10:39Konoha wouldn't be in any danger at all.
10:41But right now...
10:42So Linkin the Fort will surely protect her while she's vulnerable.
10:46What if it catches them unawares?
10:49The fact will suck!
10:50Liyana, Konoha!
10:52Konoha!
10:59Konoha!
11:02Konoha!
11:03Iyana, you're back!
11:07My leg!
11:10The only reason Yumi exists is so he can fight and die for me.
11:14That's not fair!
11:15It's my fault, and I'll take responsibility.
11:20I'll protect him.
11:22And along with my own death flags.
11:23I'll break Yumi's door!
11:28Just watch me!
11:39It's in tiny pieces!
11:41That was so fast!
11:43How high spec did I make them?
11:45Konoha!
11:46Lady Konoha!
11:47If Yumi wouldn't stand a chance,
11:50they'd turn him into hamburger!
11:51I'm so sorry, Yumi!
11:53Iyana!
11:54Are you alright?
11:57Forgive me.
12:00Iyana!
12:01I thought I was able to sense someone with ill intent nearby.
12:06This is merely conjecture.
12:08But I have reason to believe this man-eating flower may have been targeting me.
12:11But who would do such a thing?
12:13The scent of that Lily Kingdom tea back in the garden.
12:19It reminded me of a poison I once smelled.
12:22A paralytic.
12:25Hey!
12:25So, you don't need to mess with that!
12:28Lady Yana.
12:29As of late,
12:30your behavior has been somewhat unusual.
12:33Do you perhaps have some knowledge of these incidents?
12:36Really?
12:39I knew it!
12:40You suspected me all along!
12:44It was me.
12:46I'm the one responsible.
12:49She doesn't have anything to do with this.
12:52I will not tolerate any suspicion against her!
12:56Yumi!
12:57Pick it up.
12:58I imagine you know full well the meaning of a throne gauntlet.
13:01Well, I'm waiting.
13:09Answer!
13:10What shall it be?
13:23Come, Butler.
13:25I don't know about you, but I'm through with roundabout methods.
13:28Soul Nemo-Fira, I challenge you to a duel.
13:32No!
13:33What are you doing?
13:34Don't do it, Soul.
13:36You're an assassin.
13:37Settle this through deceit and trickery.
13:39Soul.
13:41Don't you dare start being all headstrong and honorable!
13:44I raised you better than that, young man.
13:49Very well, then.
13:50I accept.
13:51Come on!
13:53What did I just say?
13:54But I mean, I get it.
13:56That man-eating flour put Konoha's life in serious danger.
14:00He can be as stone-faced as he wants, but I bet deep down he's super pissed.
14:03And even if he weren't, I know the story I wrote!
14:06It's impossible for a villain to do battle with a heroic character and win!
14:10This has gotta stop!
14:11Yumi, don't do this!
14:14There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
14:18As gentlemen, you should at least try to talk it through.
14:21Don't hurt each other!
14:22That's what's up!
14:24Forgot that was even an option!
14:26She'll talk some sense into them!
14:27Let's go, Lady Konoha!
14:29Voice of authority and reason!
14:30Yes!
14:30She's absolutely right!
14:32This is dangerous!
14:32So let's just breathe!
14:33Because who needs to duel?
14:34We're all adults here, aren't we?
14:36At least I think we are!
14:37We can talk it out!
14:38Let's do that!
14:39No.
14:40There's no sense in that now.
14:43What's done is done.
14:44And the next gauntlet I throw down may well be in your direction.
14:59Yumi!
14:59I included more than a few dueling scenes that have nothing to do with the overarching plot.
15:08And the trigger for them is always...
15:11The heroine.
15:16I hope you can forgive me, Lady Konoha.
15:19But to back down from a duel you've accepted is to refute the will of the god of battle.
15:23No.
15:24Yeah, you heard the lady!
15:26No means no, so give it up!
15:27Throw that glove in the trash!
15:29Who cares about the gods?
15:30Because I sure don't!
15:31I'm afraid Sol is exactly right.
15:34But Lord Ginaford...
15:35The moment you pick up a glove that was thrown to you in a challenge,
15:39you swear to the gods that you will stake your life upon that duel.
15:42You know this, Konoha.
15:44Stop!
15:45Please don't read my 12-year-old world building out loud!
15:47It's so embarrassing!
15:49Under any other circumstances,
15:51I would have you whisked away for interrogation immediately.
15:55But as your challenge has been accepted,
15:57I think the law can wait.
15:59I do not believe that Sol will lose to the likes of you.
16:03But if he should fall...
16:05Campbell, Campbell...
16:07That's enough blather for my taste.
16:09You only postpone your death.
16:11In accordance with the rights,
16:20use only your dominant hand.
16:21Lord Yomi must choose one,
16:23as he is ambidextrous.
16:25I'll use righty.
16:30Only Lord Yomi's right hand and Sol's left hand may wield a sword.
16:35Victory is declared either when a duelist concedes,
16:38or when a participant loses their life.
16:43Their life?
16:44Seriously?
16:45What is wrong with you past me?
16:47For the heroine's sake,
16:48I will stake my life.
16:50Cross your swords,
16:51and say your prayers!
16:54Let the duel begin!
16:56Yomi's good!
17:08Sol's gonna skewer him!
17:09Iyana...
17:10You're a rule!
17:11Until we know the truth behind these plots,
17:13you will stay put and stay quiet.
17:16Plots?
17:17Multiple?
17:18What does he think?
17:20Back in middle school,
17:21when things just wouldn't go my way,
17:23I would wish for magic powers to solve my problems.
17:26In fact,
17:26I used to think that maybe I did have some latent magical powers,
17:30so I'd bug the gods at every shrine
17:31with all sorts of weird requests.
17:34Are you gonna wish for something?
17:35It's a secret!
17:39I hope I get a perfect score.
17:41I hope my crush likes me bad.
17:44Gods of this world,
17:45hear my plea.
17:46Let me unleash my magic onto the earth.
17:49Grant me control over fire,
17:51water,
17:52wind,
17:52earth,
17:52and healing.
17:53These things are absolutely mandatory for a heroine!
17:57According to my admittedly limited research,
17:59I would try channeling all my will into my hands.
18:01Fire!
18:01Fire!
18:04Well,
18:06my hand is getting warmer,
18:08I think.
18:09I bought amulets and foam straps,
18:10I gave off the right vibe,
18:12but they didn't seem to do anything other than look cute.
18:14Obviously now I know that I can't use magic,
18:22but Yomi's about to get Julien's right in front of me.
18:25I feel powerless,
18:27helpless,
18:28and it's making all the same old feelings well up inside me again.
18:32I wish there was something I could do.
18:36But I'm kinda surprised they're still going.
18:38Not to dump on Yomi or anything,
18:40but Sol is clearly the better swordsman.
18:42Could he be holding back?
18:45No, he wouldn't.
18:46Konoha is involved,
18:47so he should be taking this seriously,
18:49right?
18:50Sol's lagging.
18:51This isn't good.
18:58Now that he mentions it,
18:59Sol's best seem a little awkward.
19:01No wonder he's slower than usual.
19:25If I can't stop them fighting,
19:29I think Sol could actually lose.
19:30Iyana?
19:32What's the matter?
19:33Like, cool,
19:34Yomi won't be killed.
19:36But it sounds like Sol might.
19:39Iyana?
19:40Iyana.
19:42Although,
19:42if I do let Sol die,
19:44wouldn't that make my death flags disappear?
19:48No.
19:49No, it wouldn't.
19:50After all,
19:52I am the villainous villainous Yana Magnolia.
19:55Stay here, I said.
19:58Lord Ginaford?
20:01Jeez.
20:02The death flags just love me too much.
20:06Yana!
20:07So it doesn't matter who dies today!
20:11They're gonna suspect me no matter what!
20:15And that means...
20:17It's time to stop overthinking it!
20:21Cease this at once!
20:27Uh, now I might be underthinking.
20:30What am I supposed to do next?
20:34Step aside, Iyana.
20:35I cannot forgive anyone who would dare harm you!
20:39Trust me,
20:40I'd love to step aside.
20:41I'm not the biggest fan of where I'm standing either.
20:43Hurry up and call off the duel and I'll move!
20:50Iyana!
20:51Have they turned you against me?!
20:54Of course that's what you would think!
20:58I accepted this duel on my own terms.
21:00Please move aside, Lady Iyana.
21:03To interfere thusly is to disrespect the very god.
21:05Commit less, dude!
21:07No way!
21:08This is far too dangerous!
21:09Lord Yomi put my lady in grave danger.
21:12And that is a crime for which he will pay,
21:14no matter what.
21:16If I were Kunoha,
21:17I could just like...
21:18Please stop this.
21:20You'll hurt each other.
21:25My lady...
21:26My fury is subsiding for some reason.
21:31We really love a story where tears have miraculous powers!
21:36Yes!
21:36Ineable to cry my way to victory would make this a whole lot easier!
21:40Fine!
21:41Let's try this!
21:43Listen, soul!
21:44I know your hand is injured,
21:45so quit trying to tough it out!
21:47If you truly wish to honor the gods with this duel,
21:50you wouldn't fight in such a pathetic state!
21:52I'll be your opponent, Yomi!
22:05Huh?
22:06Let's go!
22:08Let's go!
22:38Let's go!
23:08Let's go!
23:38Let's go!
23:40Stop this duel at once!
23:42Duel's are forbidden by law, I think!
23:45I know I made the rules around here,
23:46but now I can't figure out how to subvert them!
23:48Think me!
23:49Huh?
23:50What's wrong, Iyana?
23:51My lady, do you have a fever?
23:53Why was I so cringe?
23:54What's wrong, I?
23:56I live, I don't know if youATORS.
23:58I'm like!
23:58Wait for you, Jeff!
23:59What's wrong, Chad?
23:59ENA?
24:00I have to go, I vaccines!
24:01I have to win!
24:01I am so in, man, Editing!
24:02Of course I have to go, would I go?
24:02hugeprespres overboard!
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