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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care!
00:00:31That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:05Oh, fine!
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit!
00:01:14That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract!
00:01:20For an arranged marriage!
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton!
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:29I tried to get along with you.
00:01:30You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:32Right back at you!
00:01:33I fucking hate you!
00:01:34I fucking hate you more!
00:01:35I tried to get along with you. You brought this on to yourself. I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement right back at you
00:02:05so you were arrested again to be fair there is a fence around that reservoir it says here that you broke in using bolt cutters if I had known you invited me over here to lecture me I wouldn't a game
00:02:28Oh
00:02:33good boy
00:02:42hey
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,
00:03:00it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12See, see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for Man Thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:53Excuse me.
00:03:55Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:07Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:13Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:15Good one, Romulus.
00:04:17These are great.
00:04:19Hmm.
00:04:20I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:22Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:24No problem.
00:04:25Cool.
00:04:26Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:29Hi.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:32I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:33Chantal.
00:04:34Nice to meet you.
00:04:35I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:37Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere.
00:04:38Hold that thought.
00:04:39Hey, Dad.
00:04:40Where the hell were you?
00:04:41Where are you on the plane?
00:04:42Where are you going from?
00:04:43I was a little one.
00:04:44You just need to stay in your plane a little longer?
00:04:45No problem.
00:04:46Cool.
00:04:47Let's take five and then I wanna see you in that leopard print.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:52Chantal.
00:04:53Nice to meet you.
00:04:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:55Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:01Premiere. Hold that thought. Hey, Dad. Where the hell were you? Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office. Geppetto came here all the way from Milano. I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, Su-Lighton's back on the plane again. Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during
00:05:23my shoot. Michelangelo, you are 31 years old. You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager. You
00:05:29could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now. You interned. You went
00:05:34to business school. You have potential, okay? But you say you want to be the CEO? Well, you're
00:05:40going to have to prove it, because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey. You okay?
00:05:53Yeah. But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer. Luckily, my doctors did catch it early. Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment. But it's really expensive. And my insurance doesn't
00:06:29cover it. Don't worry about that. I have money saved. I'll find the rest. We will figure
00:06:36this out, okay? We're going to get through this together. Thank you.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci. Did she have a good one?
00:06:57I'm sorry. I'm sorry about your sister. The treatments are just really expensive. I have
00:07:15a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream. But it's only enough for one treatment. And who
00:07:23knows how many she's going to need. Betsy practically raised us. After our parents passed, I would do
00:07:32anything for her. Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money. You do?
00:07:41Come back tonight. And, uh, play something nice. Come on, Becky. Thanks.
00:07:51Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima. Except for the dog hair. Come with me. I have someone I want
00:08:09you to meet. Are they from Italy? Yes. Wow. Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son. I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday,
00:08:24huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Aren't you the cleaning lady? I'm a dog walker. Don't be so defensive. I wasn't.
00:08:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted. I have some unfinished business to do. Why don't you
00:08:42give yourself a glass of vino? Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look? Not half bad. I mean, it's fine. Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay? Or not. I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad. You have to do what I say. You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:29Just a few more pictures. I'm not here to update your Tinder profile. I don't need Tinder. I'm an
00:09:36underwear model. My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane. Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another. I told you, I'm... Now.
00:09:57See, dog walker. That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck? This is fucking Prada!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:12Asshole!
00:10:13You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia! Whoa. What's wrong?
00:10:20I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick. I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please. I apologize. My son, he's just immature. All right? And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Put forward it. Please, all right? Just have a seat, all right? And I promise, he'll be on his best
00:10:41behavior for the rest of the night, won't you, son? So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's
00:10:48cancer treatment. Cancer?
00:10:50Yeah. And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay. I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:11Well, it's nothing crazy. No. You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:18What?
00:11:21What? Romulus, what are you saying? I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run out business. And the best way to do that is to get
00:11:39married. We're not even a match. We hate each other. At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44I see. There's something uncommon already. Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza. She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh? But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:10As if. Romulus, isn't there another way? I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:25What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:38Fine. I'll do it. For Betsy.
00:12:41Angelou, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting. If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:53then you're going to lose the business. And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:04Now, let's just go into the office now. The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:14Right, my mom.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage.
00:13:42But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right. Sign in.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place. It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum. Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was this? Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:10So, put them in your room. I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody. If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:28It's electric.
00:15:31Oh, by the way, this is going to work. You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:44Welcome.
00:15:52You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just, it's not like you. You're saying we're reserved.
00:16:05Safe. Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments, so I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:21Michelangelo? The Ninja Turtle? No.
00:16:26Michelangelo... Dino Valino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:38Socialite Animal Hoops, like start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:43His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:45It's been a whirlwind of a romance. He's so toxic. Speak of the devil?
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue. This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle? Doctor's ready.
00:17:11We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:41We'll talk about this later.
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:18:11Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks. Finally.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:34You know, if you'd like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:56Who are you? Who are you?
00:18:58Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:19:29Sweet dreams!
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:43I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:20:02See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:11Better not.
00:20:13How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo. And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:20:54then the contract is violated. Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:08And just so we're clear. I will fuck whoever I want. Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:14Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:17I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I'm just really hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:28Hey, baby. You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia. You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:41Oh, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine. Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right? Look, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right. Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:18Gucci, no.
00:22:20Oh, Royce.
00:22:23It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:45I should make a reality show.
00:22:47A little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:52And I have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:54You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools, am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:14Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:15Just over there.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:39That means you gotta get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:06Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:17It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:12Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:02Tonight?
00:28:04Shit.
00:28:05When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser, lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea Mamma.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:39I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight.
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:52So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:11I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:17How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:26Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress, ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:56You know, so long.
00:30:00I'm coming out.
00:30:02I'm coming out.
00:30:04I'll come back to you.
00:30:05I'll come back to you.
00:30:08I'll be right back to you.
00:30:10what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:30:32did you forget my name no it's just something different did you change your hair why do you
00:30:43care the man whorehouse is yours tonight i'm going out i just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:30:49i'm taking this wait i've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser i told you i'm busy
00:30:58hold on amelia
00:31:02all right hey look who's right on time nice where's amelia she's sick she can't make it
00:31:19whoa whoa whoa if your fiance is sick you know you can't go out and party yeah you gotta stay
00:31:25home with her give her some give her some nice soup i'll catch both of you for the next one
00:31:30telling me that i hope she feels better soon boy thank you okay dad see you in the office
00:31:37stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:31:48hey it's michael angelo dino avino you still track people
00:31:59wow amelia hi you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come
00:32:25to concerts often i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five
00:32:30dollar beer kind of place but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender wow vip treatment
00:32:38what do you look like hey lover boy we're on gotta go find me in the green room after hope you like it
00:32:52break a leg
00:32:53rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:16good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson one more please
00:33:31but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:33:38jake you guys were great you really think so i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53the who you don't know the strokes
00:33:57are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's all right lots of stuff to introduce you to you want some a little drink yeah thank you
00:34:11so when did you learn how to play guitar
00:34:19since i was 13. played in bands all through high school and college but
00:34:25i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:27that's awesome when i get my record deal i can finally quit my job focus on music full time
00:34:34you're gonna quit dog walking i thought you liked it
00:34:38i do but it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:34:42i don't even like dogs that much i'm more of a cat person
00:34:45a cat person
00:34:48who doesn't like dogs even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:34:54i don't want to talk about work tonight i just want to relax
00:34:58have a good time
00:35:01you're beautiful you know that
00:35:03i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:35:07now i'm not sure we have nothing in common
00:35:10is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:35:13what the heck i'm tipsy and he's cute
00:35:19michelangelo had his fun
00:35:20now i can have mine
00:35:22looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:38what's going on
00:35:40that's michelangelo dina lavino the nepo baby underwear model
00:35:44he's not
00:35:45you're coming with me dog walker
00:35:47don't make me get the leash
00:35:49what the hell michelangelo
00:35:50back off dude
00:35:52back off
00:35:53grubby little hipster
00:35:55she's my fiance
00:35:55so that was an engagement ring
00:35:58jake i can explain
00:36:00let's go
00:36:02i'm really sorry jake
00:36:05i'm not jake
00:36:06this
00:36:12is for making me uber
00:36:14all the way to fucking silver mic
00:36:15and this is for making me listen and you
00:36:19i can't believe you did that
00:36:26after your high and mighty speech
00:36:27you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah well i don't have the paparazzi following me around
00:36:31just an italian american psycho
00:36:33i'm not following you around
00:36:36you know what i get it
00:36:37you saw me with chantelle last night
00:36:39and now you're jealous
00:36:41me jealous
00:36:43did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:36:46like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:36:51i have a name
00:36:52wait what are you doing that is an original
00:36:55i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:56oh fine
00:36:59i'll just hop in my time machine
00:37:00go back to ancient rome
00:37:01and get another one
00:37:02i don't care about your art
00:37:03your money
00:37:04your stupid mansion
00:37:05you're treating me
00:37:05like shit
00:37:06that's from the renaissance
00:37:09you are history's worst nightmare
00:37:10i tried to make this work with you
00:37:12we signed a contract
00:37:13for an arranged marriage
00:37:15did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction
00:37:18you are such a simpleton
00:37:20wait wait wait wait
00:37:24well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27i tried to get along with you
00:37:28you brought this on to yourself
00:37:30i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:32right back at you
00:37:33i fucking hate you
00:37:35i fucking hate you more
00:37:37i caught up in my dark
00:37:41wait wait wait
00:37:42all the way
00:37:43what do you think i want to see
00:37:46just look at that
00:37:47thank you
00:37:48i went
00:37:58I didn't care about what you want.
00:38:28where am i who's spooning me is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:54michelangelo dog walker
00:38:56oh i forgot we did that last night must have been all those free beers
00:39:03uh-huh we don't have to talk about this right yeah too many drinks just forget it ever happened
00:39:11if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head just pedialine in the fridge thanks for coming today sis
00:39:30of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise well you look great thanks
00:39:38i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me but you on the other hand
00:39:47are glowing today what's going on
00:39:52so michelangelo and i had sex last night wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:40:02michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:40:10maybe i did misjudge him and how was it well really bad right i knew it actually it was the best sex i
00:40:23ever had well that explains the glow
00:40:30i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to talk
00:40:36to you about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons i
00:40:42feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and you get
00:40:48the picture hey
00:40:53opposite to track i mean that's why you guys love each other so much because you're so different something
00:41:01like
00:41:10here comes right on the schedule dog walkers in love with me i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:18weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:28what was that about must be the hangover
00:41:42hey i i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:56hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:42:06why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:22why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why haven't you got the dog walker and why can i
00:42:44either but last night you don't have to say anything we both know it was a mistake and we
00:42:50can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened i don't think you understand if you
00:42:55just listen to me for a second you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl
00:43:00i've had a one night stand before i've never been with someone like you before okay i get it i'm not
00:43:07one of your your models or your your d-list actresses you don't have to give me some big
00:43:13speech about letting me down easily i know that if you would take back last night that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some take
00:43:23out and figure this thing out i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me wait did you just
00:43:31call me amelia what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night i don't know how i don't know why that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please i know you felt it too
00:44:16amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:38so
00:44:48you
00:44:50you
00:44:54you
00:44:58you
00:45:00you
00:45:02so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:08oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake
00:46:32how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake
00:47:18but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember
00:47:21and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci
00:47:59sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:01you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:12it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:17so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:33it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie inzo
00:49:28have a good night mr. Dino Bellino
00:49:29what's that
00:49:36special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43what's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01no kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the back
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this
00:50:36i can't cook
00:50:36at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:54passed away when i was eleven
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in
00:51:02tuscany
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was thirteen
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well
00:52:44don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:07we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play
00:54:21right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24oh
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big plenty room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37why
00:54:37something wrong with amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right
00:55:23all right
00:55:23change of deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this
00:57:02game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12i kind of like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:48if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe you'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:08only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:54it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career
01:00:50are you gonna support her
01:00:51or kids
01:00:52what's your stance on that
01:00:53or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58let's see
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:54and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what
01:02:06you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too
01:02:18and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:29she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:34a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06amelia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:14you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:05yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11you could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:19what
01:04:21what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27gentel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:34i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03amelia
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:16gucci's gone
01:06:19i'll be right there
01:06:21i'll be right there
01:06:22well
01:06:29romulus
01:06:32what hold on
01:06:34well i only had him off a leash for a second you know
01:06:36second you know we're practically in the house and all of a sudden he just shot
01:06:40off like a rocket I've been calling him all night but he won't come back we can
01:06:46help you find him yeah good thanks this better not be a trap I thought you're
01:07:05both together why isn't he here with you sorry I'm late dad where were you I had to stop for
01:07:13late-night delivery at Mastriani's it's Gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of
01:07:18hiding nothing will smart move here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto yeah that's it
01:07:25give me the urt
01:07:30Gucci
01:07:41he's hopeless
01:07:48we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just
01:07:56off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes see they're not gonna kill
01:08:03us I do have to admit though I didn't expect to see this side of him he's really there for his dad
01:08:10his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:16Gucci
01:08:19Gucci
01:08:23my boy's back
01:08:25oh
01:08:26okay okay
01:08:34I'm a little closer to approving
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you a little
01:08:52it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:08:59amelia can we talk
01:09:02please
01:09:06amelia
01:09:10can we talk
01:09:12please
01:09:14okay
01:09:16amelia
01:09:25i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:28i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:31and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:34i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:42thanks for saying that
01:09:45i needed to hear that
01:09:47and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:52you're not one
01:09:54i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:57most of them are good
01:09:59i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:03i'm not
01:10:05you're not what do you mean
01:10:09amelia this
01:10:13might sound crazy but
01:10:15i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:18and i don't want
01:10:20some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:23i want to know that our love is real
01:10:27dad
01:10:30what is this son
01:10:31i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:35why son
01:10:37because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:40and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:45but because she wants to
01:10:48consider our contracts null and void
01:10:56amelia
01:11:03amelia
01:11:03where will it be
01:11:06will you marry me
01:11:09will you marry me
01:11:13yes
01:11:16yes i'll marry you
01:11:21you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:35and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:38look at me
01:11:40i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:42all right all right you two
01:11:46that's enough all right
01:11:47we spent this whole night together
01:11:49come over to my place all right
01:11:52we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53italian style
01:11:54hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:57i think i can get used to it
01:11:59and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:02all right
01:12:02i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:04especially uh coldplay
01:12:07we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:09it was worth a try
01:12:11and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:38michelangelo
01:12:39amelia
01:12:43even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:48we're perfect together
01:12:50i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs
01:12:57i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:02i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:13and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:34than free underwear
01:13:36i love you so much
01:13:37i love you so much
01:13:41i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo
01:13:51you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:55something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:59and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way
01:14:08i know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:10ti amo michelangelo
01:14:12i love you
01:14:14with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:16and the city of beverly hills
01:14:18i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:21you may kiss your bride
01:14:23thanks
01:14:32i'm betsy
01:14:34amelia's sister
01:14:35i'm jake
01:14:36another dog walker
01:14:38it's crazy
01:14:40you know given my sister
01:14:42but i've always been more of a cat person
01:14:44me too
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01:14:48oh
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