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00:00Hey Rose
00:02Yeah?
00:03I have this friend
00:05I'm going to stop you right there
00:07Because you're doing that thing where you say it's your friend's question
00:10When really it's yours
00:11I'm not
00:13Okay
00:14What is this question your totally real friend wants to ask?
00:18Well, my real friend wants to know
00:21What age is a good age for a baby to get tattooed?
00:25What?
00:26What did you do?
00:28Nothing I told you it was my friend
00:32You're lucky Paul
00:34Don't you ever ever ask me again about baby tattoos
00:37So I should tell my friend he should wait till his baby's 18 then
00:41Get out
00:48Rose said it's not a good idea to get your baby tatted up till he's at least 18 years old
00:54I wish she would have told me that sooner
00:57Jesus Christ
01:01Maybe put some ice on that
01:03Yes I can love you baby
01:07All night long
01:09This is laughing stick in the morning
01:15Band counselor Rose is putting together a team of volunteers to represent Grouse Lake at the annual indigenous firefighter games
01:23Mmm
01:25I saw a few of them earlier
01:26And we're gonna need a team of firefighters to put out these firefighters cause they're smoking
01:32Mmm
01:33While I cool off
01:35Here's carrying the crotch crickets with the march of the horn balls
01:40Congratulations
01:42Congratulations
01:43You are all here because you were hand selected by me
01:46You are the strongest, bravest, fiercest, most physically gifted specimens that Grouse Lake has to offer
01:55Oh, Rose, I'm so sorry I'm late
01:58I tried to catch a ride from you this morning, but you drove off so fast
02:01What are you doing here?
02:03What do you mean?
02:04Hm, I'm on the team
02:06Speaking of, I didn't know about this little early morning meeting
02:10Can we talk over, over here?
02:12Yeah, yeah
02:13We probably don't wanna announce that I'm team captain in front of these guys
02:18Okay, how do I say this?
02:20Just tell them that they're all good firefighters, but your bib is the best
02:25You know what? I should tell them
02:27Shows good leadership
02:28No
02:29No
02:30Alright everybody, let's huddle in
02:33Or you guys can just stand there
02:35Basically, what Rose is afraid to tell you because of nepotism
02:39Is that I'm team captain
02:41I thought I was team captain
02:43Babe, what are we gonna do if he has to fight a fire?
02:46He's gonna tell it to lose weight or his knees will buckle
02:49This can't be your guy
02:53Four seconds left, no timeouts, Jordan's got the flu
02:56Oh, game over
02:58No way, you totally fouled me
03:00As if
03:02Okay, my turn
03:04If I make this shot
03:06We live happily ever after
03:08Oh yeah?
03:09Well, what if you miss?
03:11We live happily ever after
03:13I like those odds
03:15We should clean this up
03:20Why?
03:21I don't know where they are for later
03:22Oh crap, what time is it?
03:24Time for more cheese ball ball?
03:26I was supposed to go live
03:28Stupid cheese ball ball
03:30Oh, um, babe, you're in the shot
03:35Oh, um, babe, you're in the shot
03:37Well, where am I supposed to go?
03:39Just to the left
03:41Here?
03:43Here?
03:44Hey, whisper heads
03:45Sorry, I'm a little late today
03:46I got caught up playing cheese ball ball
03:48Sorry, babe, uh, chat says that you're still in the shot
03:50Chat says much better
03:51Oh, fuck off
03:55Good morning, lips
03:56Or sing as you speak pig
04:00Sorry, babe. Chat says that you're still in the shot.
04:09Chat says much better.
04:12Oh, fuck off.
04:18Good morning, lips. Or sing as you speak, pig.
04:22No, no, auntie. I'm here to see Chief Didi.
04:25Oh, tough luck making bits. She's in a meeting.
04:27Well, when you see her, give her these.
04:41Fuck's all this, then?
04:45I ruined Leon's community garden, and I need to be reprimanded.
04:48You stomped on a few plants and phoned in a false bomb threat. That's like work.
04:54I crossed the line, Hilda.
04:55I know prison guard's more crooked than you.
04:59Whoa. That's loaded with fresh copper tops.
05:05I'm suspending myself. Indefinitely.
05:08Holy.
05:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
05:14What's up, my...
05:16Babe!
05:16What's up?
05:17Are you okay?
05:18Yeah, I'm just doing my vocal warm-ups.
05:19Oh, man. You know, you're pretty loud for someone who whispers for a living.
05:23Thanks.
05:25So, do these yellings happen, like, all the time, or does that, like, cover it for the year?
05:30Like, a couple times a day. Depending.
05:32Depending on what? If you're trying to break glass?
05:35Well, I can do it somewhere else if it's a problem.
05:38But, uh, speaking of problems, could you, uh, clean up your mess?
05:43Mess?
05:44That's my wardrobe.
05:46That's where I keep everything.
05:48Look, look.
05:49Where's that cheese ball from earlier?
05:54Right where I left it.
05:57Hmm.
05:59There's a redhead.
06:03Literal ick.
06:04So, the key to any good fire department is a good firefighter calendar.
06:13And here to take the photo is Roger, who claims to be a professional photographer all of a sudden.
06:20All proceeds go towards travel expenses for your trip to Winnipeg.
06:24Okay.
06:25Everyone, take your shirts off, and then I'll get started oiling you up.
06:31Oof.
06:31Uh, Roger?
06:33Huh?
06:34Professionalism?
06:35Oh, right.
06:37Everybody, take their shirts off.
06:40Except Paul.
06:41Actually, maybe, uh, layer up.
06:43You're kind of killing the vibe.
06:45Everybody, keep their shirts on.
06:48I can't believe I just said that.
06:51Okay.
06:52Gather around.
06:56Paul, could you step a little to the right?
07:01Maybe just a little more.
07:07Little more?
07:10Little more.
07:16Say cheese.
07:17Hey, look.
07:28A piggy in a blanket.
07:32Jeez, lips.
07:34It stinks like solitary confinement in here.
07:37Here.
07:39It's a recipe I got from Stoney.
07:41Careful.
07:42There's a hacksaw blade in there.
07:44Bad boys don't deserve fresh bread.
07:46Oh, come on, lips.
07:49It's no fun with you moping around.
07:52Arrest me, would you?
07:53I just broke into your house.
07:59Without the law.
08:02Who am I?
08:04We're like Batman and the Joker.
08:09Bye, Nan.
08:10Man, we keep getting third-partied by these sweaty scrubs.
08:18Just do quick play.
08:20No roll cue.
08:22Hey, guys.
08:23Could you save the game and do another sesh tomorrow?
08:27After all, it is, like, 9 p.m.
08:29Didn't know we were in an elder's lodge.
08:31Holy, your old lady's just a real old lady.
08:34Hey, guys, let's pack this up.
08:50Thanks for defending me.
08:52I was gonna say something, but then they just took off.
08:55You know what?
08:59I'm gonna track them down at one of their houses and give them peace of my mind.
09:05And, um, it might take a while, so don't wait up.
09:10I'm just...
09:12I'm just so mad right now.
09:16Babe!
09:18Shush!
09:19I just got PJ to sleep.
09:21What was with all that backing out of the picture stuff?
09:24I'm starting to think that you don't want me on the team anymore.
09:28No, that's not true.
09:31I can handle it.
09:32Being a father has put everything into perspective.
09:36I'm way more mature now.
09:39Okay, then.
09:39You're not on the firefighting team.
09:42What the fuck?
09:44PJ, wake up.
09:45You gotta hear what your mom just said to me.
09:47Just got him to sleep.
09:49Well, you should have thought of that before you broke both our hearts.
09:53I can't just pick my own boyfriend.
09:55It looks bad.
09:56Oh, you hear that, PJ?
09:57I'm off the team because it looks bad.
10:04Nice going.
10:05Now I got two crying babies.
10:07No.
10:09Where are you going, new fish?
10:21I'm here to see Counselor Rose.
10:23Rose, you got a visitor.
10:26Conjugal visit, hey?
10:29Babe, is that you?
10:31Who is this babe you speak of?
10:34I am a concerned citizen, and I'm here to make an official complaint to Chief and Counsel.
10:40Is this about the firefighting team?
10:42Because that wasn't personal.
10:44Oh, yeah?
10:44Yeah, you're just terribly out of shape.
10:48That sounds personal.
10:49Okay, then.
10:50You're amazingly out of shape.
10:52That sounds very personal.
10:54Look, Paul, I really, really want to win.
10:57And these guys are our best shot.
10:59We'll see about that.
11:00Because I'm going to go and find my own team.
11:02And then later today, we'll face off.
11:05And then the winner's team gets to go to the most wonderful place in the world.
11:10Winnipeg.
11:11All right.
11:12Bring it on.
11:13Oh, it's on.
11:16Oh, babe, don't forget.
11:17Later today for lunch, Stephen Harper made the most amazing stew.
11:21Hey, hey.
11:23Concerned citizens get handshakes.
11:25Hey, so I was going to go to Yemen's later.
11:37They're doing 20% off used hams.
11:39You want one?
11:43You want to watch a movie later?
11:45Crave has this documentary on the rise and fall of canned ham.
11:50Nothing?
11:51Those are some pretty good ham jokes.
11:55Are you giving me the silent treatment?
12:07Right, fine then.
12:08Two can play the silent game.
12:10Right.
12:11It's on.
12:12No talking, no sounds, no nothing.
12:16Welcome to the warm-up event for the indigenous firefighter games.
12:21And if you're like me, you got here incredibly early to watch.
12:26In a surprise twist, Paul put together a team of his own, and the demonstration is actually a competition.
12:34You're playing with fire, Paul.
12:35Yeah, that's the plan.
12:38Oh, I'm also going to need to ride home later, baby.
12:40Yeah, of course.
12:41Thanks, babe.
12:41Let's go.
12:43Let the games begin.
12:47Let the games begin.
12:50¿Qué pasa?
13:20Chiquity, you there?
13:26Chiquity, it's Cuckoo, let me in.
13:29I want to give you $100 and something called a PS5 Pro.
13:36All you need to do is give me a sign that you're in there, anything.
13:43One little knock and it's all yours.
13:47Okay then.
13:50Yeah!
14:00Come on!
14:05¡Oh, Dios mío!
14:35Oh, my right foot. Oh, my lucky foot. My lucky right foot.
14:46Nobody move. I'm going to steal all your valuables.
14:50Help yourself.
14:51Unless somebody can arrest me.
14:55If I think of anyone, I'll let you know.
14:58For fuck's sakes, Lips, this is a break and enter.
15:02That's nice.
15:03Okay, then.
15:05What about this?
15:12Does that fire you up?
15:14No, not really.
15:16Okay, what about loitering?
15:18Will you arrest me for hanging out?
15:22Loitering?
15:23That's an offense punishable by...
15:26Stop it, Auntie.
15:27Oh, looks like I found a pulse.
15:37Oops.
15:38I did a littering.
15:41That's it.
15:42That's a violation of the Environment Act Section 2.7.
15:46But I thought you weren't a cop.
15:48I'm not.
15:50But I'm making a citizen's arrest.
15:52Come with me.
15:54You got me, copper.
15:56Just don't send me back to Stony Mountain.
15:58Mm-hmm.
16:15Yes!
16:16Ah!
16:16I win.
16:17Suck.
16:18In your face, sucker.
16:20Real mature, chickadee.
16:21You're just cheese because I outquieted the quietest person ever.
16:24Why don't you just grease yourself up and slither out the window like you always do?
16:28That was only, like, three times.
16:30Go eat cheese balls off the floor.
16:32Well, I don't really like ASMR.
16:34You so do.
16:35I am just so relaxed right now.
16:41Jarred, jarred, bannock and lard.
16:43I know you are, but what am I?
16:45Takes one to know one.
16:46So, so, suck my toe all the way to standing buffalo.
16:49Oh, shit.
16:51What did you just say to me?
16:54I'm sorry.
16:55I didn't really mean that one.
16:57Yes, you did.
17:05This is it.
17:07The final event.
17:10So far, Rose's team has been beautiful.
17:13Absolutely gorgeous.
17:16Just pummeling the ugly team.
17:17Yeah.
17:19Each team has to carry a bucket without losing any water and use it to hit the target.
17:25The winner shoots the target down first.
17:28The loser, Paul's team.
17:31Let's get this over with.
17:35And the hearts beat the nuts!
18:00Hey there, babe.
18:02Or is it concerned Citizen Paul?
18:04It's your babe.
18:06Sorry we beat you guys so badly.
18:08It's fine.
18:10It's just that I can't have my babe fighting fires.
18:12It's dangerous.
18:13And you're a dad now.
18:15Yeah.
18:15I guess it would be pretty hard to be a cool, kick-ass dad and fight fires at the same time.
18:20And there's no shame in losing to Grouse Lake's finest.
18:25Fire.
18:26Fire.
18:26Fire.
18:28A ridiculously small fire.
18:31Fire team.
18:32You know what to do.
18:33Save the shire.
18:35Save me.
18:36Come back here, you cowards.
18:39Stand back, babe.
18:40It's fucking hero time.
18:44Losers, assemble!
18:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
19:15No, we're still going to send the hotties.
19:17The important thing is that I love you.
19:20Uh, counselors get handshakes.
19:26Do you think we can salvage any hot dogs?
19:33There you are.
19:37Look, I'm really sorry I told you to suck my toe all the way to standing buffalo.
19:42It's fine.
19:43No, it wasn't.
19:46It was way too far.
19:48Standing buffalo is like miles away.
19:51I'm sorry for that whole thing I said about bannock and lard.
19:56I don't know where that came from.
19:58I deserved it.
19:59Is it true that you don't like ASMR?
20:04I like it.
20:06I don't love it.
20:08Are we breaking up?
20:11I thought this was just a fight.
20:14Seriously?
20:16Me too.
20:17I guess it was bound to happen.
20:20You're a bittern and I'm a buttern.
20:22Yeah.
20:23I guess it would be weird if we didn't fight.
20:27It's in our blood.
20:29Oh.
20:29Our first fight.
20:33To many more.
20:36Yo.
20:38Fucking doing this or what?
20:40Get the fuck out of here.
20:42Yep.
20:43Well, look who's back.
20:57Thanks, Auntie.
20:58I know we have our differences.
21:00But it means a lot to me to know that you care.
21:02Hey, keep it down.
21:03You crazy?
21:05I can't be seen talking to the fuzz.
21:07Can I at least get my tactical illumination devices back?
21:10No can do, lips.
21:11Looks like you actually are suspended now.
21:14What do you mean?
21:15Well, you said you suspended yourself.
21:17But as far as Chief Didi is concerned,
21:20you skipped work and didn't tell anyone.
21:22Really?
21:23You gotta have rules, lips.
21:29Wake up now, Indian agent man
21:35Wake up now, things are out of hand
21:38Wake up now, Indian agent man
21:42Wake up now, things are out of hand
21:46Wake up now, debris.
22:00Be safe.
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