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Full Episode of She's the (Undercover) Boss
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00:00Miss Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:10The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:13You know, I have to commend you.
00:15I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:19I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:22Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:30Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
00:33Every assistant they have sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
01:00In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:12I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:22Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:27Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:33Oh, come on.
01:36Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:41Matching the unmatchable.
01:42More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:47You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:54All while trying to run your own company.
01:56I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:02I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:10I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey...
02:22I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin,
02:29but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:41You little bitch.
03:00Mr. Abrams?
03:02Good morning, I have your coffee.
03:06Must be my new assistant.
03:08Uh...
03:11Uh...
03:12Uh...
03:13Yeah.
03:14Uh...
03:15Arya Riley, pleasure to...
03:22Meet you.
03:24You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance,
03:27I expected something a little more, uh...
03:31impressive.
03:33Supposed to get extra points for tonight's packaging, huh?
03:36Miss Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:39Someone I could count on.
03:42Someone who's not gonna bail and not demand perfection.
03:46Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:49What's up?
03:50You my someone?
03:54Yes, I am.
03:56Good.
03:57Now clean this shit up.
03:59Go change.
04:00And, uh...
04:01Father's reports on my desk.
04:02Oh!
04:04This is strike one.
04:05Understand?
04:06Good.
04:13God.
04:14God.
04:15You fucking prick.
04:25уть
04:26God!
04:27Uh...
04:29Okay.
04:30Just a few weeks...
04:32Gather intel...
04:34Make a match.
04:36Free press and G.Q.
04:37GQ. Everybody wins. I could do this. I could do this. Oh my god. The hell are you doing
04:48in here? I don't want everyone to see me. You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:07Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:11Strike two, Miss Riley. Might set a new record. Fired by lunch.
05:38So much for another preface. Surprised anyone's lasted this long. You flirt with all your
05:55assistants? Mr. Abrams, I'm sorry I didn't...
06:04Let me stop. Every submission that Diad has sent to me was sketched out, Liz. Not you, though.
06:20Schedule them. You're working on a party tonight. Lots of important potential clients, so do
06:26your homework. And no more stains. All right? I'll see you later.
06:42So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him. Someone who will not put up with his
06:48bullshit. I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues. You should have heard him.
06:54He was like, someone who's not gonna bail. Someone he can rely on.
07:00Unlike you. Excuse me? You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying? That you betrayed him?
07:12Well, I... By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched. False fair and business.
07:20That's not how that saying goes.
07:22This. This. And...
07:32This. Glenn, I'm trying to get into his business, not his pants.
07:40Aria, he said to himself, he's not impressed. Yet.
07:46What?
07:56Aria.
07:58Aria.
08:00Aria.
08:02Aria.
08:04Aria.
08:06Aria.
08:08Aria.
08:10you're late fashionably
08:25come on let's make some rounds
08:29oh first remind me who is he
08:34some old white guy with a bad tux
08:40you're not very good at this are you
08:44I thought I told you to do your homework
08:46don't blame me for your bad memory
08:48it's not leadership
08:50fair enough
08:54ah fuck
08:57what?
08:59jet
09:00are you avoiding your fiance?
09:04I believe you're my ex-fiance
09:06for now
09:07not the first time we've called it off
09:10oh but it is the last
09:12think I learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party
09:14with my best man
09:16that was a momentary lapse in judgment
09:22that's all
09:23Lena Taft
09:27soon to be Abrams
09:29and you are
09:32cosplaying as a Las Vegas showgirl
09:36Aria Riley
09:40Mr. Abrams' assistant
09:42speaking of
09:44Keir Hamlin is at the bar
09:45you should go talk to him
09:47before his third dirty martini
09:48if you'll excuse him
09:51how's that for a reminder?
09:57give it up honey
09:58he'll never be interested in the likes of you
10:01you're the help
10:03for God's sake
10:04I'll never think as well
10:07great
10:19what the hell are you doing here?
10:22uh Abrams
10:23donates to the Philharmonic
10:25so we're playing as a favor
10:26you
10:27are you
10:27you here with Diane
10:28or
10:29looking for clients?
10:31sort of
10:32Jesus
10:34sorry
10:34talk about the silent treatment
10:35I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks
10:39why haven't you answered my calls?
10:42maybe because you literally stole from me
10:45you wrote yourself a check from my checkbook
10:47I told you I would pay you back
10:49it was 10k
10:50it's not exactly an IOU situation
10:53always playing the victim
10:55we're gonna get you a therapist for that
10:58after we get you therapy for your gambling addiction?
11:02how about that?
11:03that is all behind me now
11:04hey come on
11:07come on baby
11:07I've missed you
11:09I know you miss me
11:12Gray
11:14it's over
11:15I told you
11:17I don't want to give up on us
11:20is this man bothering you already?
11:24ugh
11:24is he one of your clients?
11:29no
11:30I'm actually a hair
11:31boyfriend
11:32chat sweetheart
11:35this is my ex
11:36Gray
11:38right
11:40I suppose I should thank you
11:42for fucking up
11:46if it wasn't for that
11:47you've never found the moment of my dreams
11:50I don't believe it
11:55this guy is in your tongue
11:58since when do you go for Susan?
12:01you always said you don't shit where you eat
12:03I
12:05I
12:06okay
12:28you hate PDA
12:31nah
12:32maybe with you buddy
12:34good luck with this one
12:36work always comes first with Aria
12:40you'll see
12:43fuck
12:47I am so sorry
12:50I
12:51that will never happen again
12:52no
12:52no
12:53you're good
12:53you helped me with my ex
12:56I guess we're even now
12:58how about a drink?
13:02yeah
13:03yeah
13:03let's go
13:04let's go
13:05let's go
13:09I've tried many times but it's just not
13:18you want to sit down?
13:22yeah
13:23let's go
13:24ah
13:27oh
13:28I am such a klutz
13:30probably did you a favor though
13:33cheap thing like that belongs in the trash
13:35I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that
13:37excuse me?
13:39what the hell is your problem, Lena?
13:43go
13:43go
13:45come on
13:47go
13:57can I sit down?
13:59can I stand?
13:59yes
14:00I
14:06that
14:07dress is ripped
14:08come on
14:09come on
14:10come on
14:10at
14:10come on
14:11come on
14:12come on
14:13come on
14:13come on
14:13the
14:13come on
14:14come on
14:14come on
14:15come on
14:15come on
14:16come on
14:16Does it hurt?
14:26No, it's just cold.
14:46We should, uh, we should probably get you on.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Here, you take my card, okay?
15:11I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
15:13You gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:15I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:20Can you handle that?
15:22That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:26Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:32I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:36Okay.
15:37Get home safe.
15:39Thanks.
15:45Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
16:11Mm, thank you.
16:13In the cup, this time.
16:16Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:22Ugh.
16:23That can't happen again.
16:27I mean, I can't.
16:28Um, I crossed the line when I kissed you, and, uh, I'm your boss.
16:33No, no, I, I know it didn't mean anything.
16:37Oh.
16:38Um, it's my fault.
16:41Um, when I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:45Right, yeah.
16:45I crossed the line when I, I put you in that position, so, um.
16:51Okay.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:55Um, I think, uh, moving forward, we should just, uh, maintain some professional boundaries.
17:05Um, I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:24Sorry?
17:25I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:30Absolutely not.
17:32Cheer him up.
17:34Ready to finalize this deal?
17:36Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:39Absolutely.
17:39Come on in.
17:40Have a seat.
17:46You look familiar to me.
17:48Do I know you from somewhere?
17:50Uh, I don't think so.
17:52Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:55No, that's not it.
17:57Ah, I just got it.
17:59You look exactly like this CEO.
18:05Oh.
18:07A knockout if I've ever seen one.
18:12What did her company do?
18:13It was something with corporate matchmaking.
18:18Uh, diet?
18:19Right.
18:21That's where Arya came from.
18:24Hmm.
18:24What a funny coincidence.
18:28I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:32Uncanny.
18:33Hmm.
18:35Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:39Absolutely.
18:40Okay.
18:41Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:42Sweet and milky.
18:47Darling.
18:54Hmm.
18:56Thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Giving him one last chance.
19:01You sly dog.
19:06I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
19:09What do you say?
19:10We share the wealth?
19:12We could make her one of the deal points.
19:15She's mine.
19:17My assistant.
19:19Leave her alone.
19:21Hmm.
19:21Thank you, sweetheart.
19:28Hmm.
19:31The fuck was that?
19:34Get out.
19:36Excuse me?
19:37You heard me.
19:39I fucking warned you.
19:40Now get out.
19:42You're going to tank this deal and lose millions?
19:46For her?
19:48Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:50We're through here.
19:51You really didn't have to do that.
20:05I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
20:10Yeah, I know.
20:11I met Jake's boyfriend, remember?
20:14Should have had to deal with guys like that, though.
20:16Especially with me around.
20:18Hmm.
20:18So, I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:24Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:26So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in my interview.
20:30A bit?
20:30And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:34Mm-hmm.
20:34But, I've learned from experience.
20:39People are generally disappointing.
20:43They leave when the going gets tough.
20:47Just weeding those people out early.
20:50Don't want to waste my time.
20:51But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
21:00I guess I'm in my match.
21:03Mm-hmm.
21:03Um, well, do you need anything else from me?
21:14Besides losing you a million dollars?
21:16No.
21:20No.
21:23Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:25Get back to work?
21:35Yeah.
21:36Yeah.
21:36Okay.
21:37Okay.
21:43Fuck me.
21:48That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
22:01Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
22:05Oh, like fucking your fiancée's best friend?
22:09I didn't see you on the schedule today.
22:11Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
22:13He didn't tell you.
22:20Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
22:23Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:27I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:56There's no...
22:57Hour, anything.
22:59We've been broken up for months.
23:01Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
23:05Until you break it, remember?
23:09Baby.
23:11Baby.
23:13What has got you so stressed, huh?
23:21Maybe I can help you relax.
23:22Excuse me.
23:30Excuse me.
23:32No, no, no.
23:33Stay.
23:36If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:39Just like everyone else.
23:40I'm busy here, Lena.
23:42Of course.
23:45Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:46Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:48Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:50This is work.
23:50I want to open an office in New York, and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:59Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
24:01I want to celebrate our merger.
24:21Merger, huh?
24:22You're jealous?
24:27No.
24:28I'm not.
24:30No.
24:32Don't worry about Lena.
24:34Forget her.
24:36I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:48The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:51Mm-hmm.
24:52I need you to go let them in.
24:53You could go over there after I leave.
24:56Maybe stay the night, if you want.
25:00And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
25:04Sleeping in your bed?
25:05I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
25:08But if you wanted to.
25:10No.
25:11I don't.
25:12I wasn't.
25:13Um.
25:15Yeah, that would be fine.
25:17Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
25:19So, let's hear it.
25:37What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:40Uh, you know, he's, um, he's not that bad.
25:52Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:56Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
26:03And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for, right?
26:06Of course not.
26:10Hmm.
26:11You know Dyad is everything to me.
26:14Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
26:18I know.
26:18I've done my research.
26:22Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:27I would give anything for this company.
26:30Well then, if I were you, I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:37Okay, damn.
26:56Major CEO goals.
27:01Hello?
27:01Hey boss, I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
27:05Should I bring them by tall, dark, and scary's office?
27:10Actually, I'm at his house right now.
27:13Beverly Hills.
27:14I'll send you the address.
27:24Oh my god.
27:26It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:29Ooh, is there a pleasure room?
27:33Don't touch anything.
27:36This man is a total control freak.
27:39Anything is out of place, he'll...
27:41Glenn!
27:44It's for you.
27:48And me.
27:50You deserve a break.
27:52And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:54Is he really going to miss this $2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:59My god.
27:59Holy shit!
28:03Wow.
28:04You're popular.
28:06It's gray.
28:07He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jep was my boyfriend.
28:12You what?
28:13It was nothing.
28:14I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
28:18So, Jep played along.
28:21He actually really saved my ass.
28:25And he kissed me.
28:28What?
28:29Yeah.
28:30Okay.
28:31Well, sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:35How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:39I brought bathing suits.
28:41How did you know that he...
28:42Duh.
28:43All billionaires have pools.
28:45Now, come on.
28:46It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:53And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:56It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:59And then I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
29:07Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
29:10Lena, I told you this is strictly a business trip.
29:16How about that?
29:24There is no office, is there?
29:26I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:30Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:36Baby.
29:38You know this isn't over between us.
29:44I can't do this with you.
29:46I...
29:46I'm going home.
29:48But, like, was there tongue?
30:04Shut up.
30:06Bitch, I knew it.
30:08I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
30:11Okay.
30:12First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
30:15Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
30:17Yeah.
30:21Okay, fine.
30:22Fine.
30:23He's a total package.
30:25I mean, he's hot.
30:27He's rich.
30:28He's smart.
30:30Sounds like someone else I know.
30:33Maybe slightly less rich.
30:35Okay, but still, you two are like a match made in heaven.
30:38Yeah, right.
30:40I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:43And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:47He's in New York right now.
30:49With his ex-fiance.
30:51I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:52Arya?
30:56Dad!
30:56Uh.
30:57Uh, what are you, um...
31:01Who is this?
31:03Uh, oh, oh, Jew.
31:05Look at the time.
31:06I have to go feed my fish.
31:09Fish?
31:11My fish and my cat.
31:13Yeah, you should probably do that.
31:14I'm sorry, I didn't...
31:20Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:23I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:25Who is that?
31:29Wait.
31:31Are you...
31:33jealous?
31:35Of Glenn?
31:39What, this is funny to you?
31:40No, I, um...
31:45He's my...
31:45friend.
31:48Mm-hmm.
31:50And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
32:00Do you like this?
32:02Like, toying with me?
32:04Making me crazy?
32:09Running around my house.
32:11This little bikini?
32:18What do you care?
32:20Where's Lena?
32:22Think I give a shit about Lena?
32:24Think that I don't care?
32:28You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:32Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:34Ever since we kissed...
32:41I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:48These lips?
32:50You're my boss.
32:52You're my assistant.
32:53So assist me, Arya.
32:57Put me out of my misery.
32:58You're so hot.
33:28Oh, I mean, you're burning up.
33:33Oh.
33:35Let's get you inside.
33:36Okay.
33:53Now, I've been dreaming of this.
33:57Yeah?
33:59Yeah.
34:08Okay.
34:17I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the prince.
34:20Jed, I, um, I need to tell you something.
34:28No, tell me later.
34:30Oh, I need to tell you.
34:33Oh, I need to tell you.
34:40Oh, I need to tell you.
34:41Oh, I need to tell you.
34:49Oh, I need to tell you.
35:00Oh, I need to tell you.
35:02Oh, I need to tell you what I need to tell you.
35:03I need to tell you what I need to tell you.
35:10This place looks like a five-star hotel.
35:12I didn't know it had all the amenities, too.
35:14Mm-hmm.
35:15Mm.
35:16This looks delicious.
35:19Yeah, I'd say so.
35:20This looks good on you.
35:24Yeah?
35:25Yeah.
35:26But I also think that I'd look better off of you.
35:29Kitchen contractors.
35:40Mm-hmm.
35:41I'll take care of it, boss.
35:42I did it.
35:51Gray!
35:53What the fuck are you doing here?
35:55Did you follow me?
35:56You still weren't answering me.
35:58I needed to talk to you.
36:00You weren't at Dyad.
36:02You weren't at your apartment.
36:03So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
36:06Or should I say your bosses?
36:10Now, you can imagine my surprise
36:12when the receptionist corrected me.
36:14Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
36:17Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:20Question is, how's he gonna feel
36:23when he finds out about your double life?
36:25What do you want?
36:30Now you're asking the right questions.
36:34$10,000.
36:36What?
36:37You heard me.
36:38Get me the money,
36:39or else this fucking guy
36:40finds out exactly who you really are.
36:43Huh?
36:44Blackmail, Gray.
36:45Really?
36:46That's fucking desperate.
36:47Even for you.
36:48What, are you gambling again?
36:49I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:52You have 24 hours.
37:02Fuck.
37:08Everything good?
37:10Yeah.
37:11Just contractor stuff.
37:13Hmm.
37:14Big promises and bigger delays.
37:17Yeah.
37:19Hmm.
37:19I should, uh,
37:20I should go get ready for work.
37:23Wait, wait, wait.
37:25I'm sure that the boss would understand.
37:27Wait.
37:27No!
37:30No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:32Wow, that's fine.
37:35We can't do this.
37:37Aria, we already have.
37:39I don't date my client.
37:44My bosses.
37:46Well, I don't sleep with my assistants,
37:48but, um,
37:49here we are.
37:52Look,
37:54truthfully,
37:55I haven't felt this way,
37:59like,
37:59maybe ever.
38:03Tell me I'm not gone anymore.
38:04You're not.
38:15So,
38:16what, are you gonna fire me now?
38:18What?
38:19No.
38:20The best assistant I ever had.
38:22I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:26But,
38:27maybe,
38:29we could have it both ways.
38:31You know?
38:32Professional in the office,
38:33I'm professional out.
38:37Please.
38:39I really don't wanna lose you.
38:44What do you say?
38:53Okay.
38:53All right.
39:11I have your money.
39:12Just tell me where to send it.
39:14Aria,
39:15I'm so sorry,
39:16but...
39:17While you were taking your sweet-ass time,
39:19I found a better deal.
39:22A better deal?
39:23What the fuck?
39:24You told me I had 24 hours.
39:26Oh,
39:27you'll see soon enough.
39:34Amazing.
39:36Jack.
39:38All right.
39:38Apparently,
39:41the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations
39:43at a private event tonight.
39:46Well,
39:46private,
39:47plus the press.
39:48You know.
39:50Come on, it'll be fun.
39:52Plus,
39:53can't go anywhere without my assistant,
39:54can I?
39:55Uh,
39:57Jack,
39:57I...
39:58Starts at eight.
40:00Where's that local address?
40:01You just never do what you're told,
40:17do you?
40:19I love the red, though.
40:23Hey.
40:26Why are you so nervous?
40:26Yes.
40:30Jack,
40:30I...
40:31I need to tell you something.
40:34Ooh,
40:35what could that be?
40:37Lena,
40:38what are you doing here?
40:39You didn't think that I'd miss your big night,
40:41did you?
40:42No,
40:42get me a Chardonnay.
40:44Will you?
40:46Okay.
40:47Chardonnay?
40:49Oh,
40:50um,
40:50Gray and I have a little surprise
40:52planned for you tonight.
40:53Okay.
40:56Ladies and gentlemen,
41:03a brief moment,
41:04please.
41:05This evening,
41:07as well as this plaque,
41:09are just a couple tokens of gratitude
41:12for one of our most generous donors,
41:16Jet Abrams.
41:19But of course,
41:21no CEO would be anywhere
41:23without their loyal assistant.
41:25A round of applause
41:26from Ms. Aria Riley,
41:27if you will.
41:31Then again,
41:33Aria's not just an assistant.
41:35Great.
41:37And her name's not just Aria Riley.
41:40Please don't do this.
41:40Aria, what's going on?
41:42She's also
41:43Aria Riley Pearson,
41:45the CEO of Dyad.
41:48Well,
41:54looks like they're
41:54talking that through now.
41:57You've been lying to me
41:58this entire time?
42:00Jet,
42:00I was doing this for you,
42:03okay?
42:03If you'd just let me explain.
42:05I just wanted to find you
42:07the perfect assistant.
42:08Okay, that's it.
42:09I thought if I went undercover,
42:11then I could get you
42:12exactly what you need,
42:12and then...
42:13And then you were
42:13going to leave me?
42:14I trusted you, Aria.
42:19No.
42:20Oh, I never wanted
42:22to hurt you.
42:22Ugh, she's lying.
42:23Ugh.
42:28Ever since I found out
42:29who you really are,
42:30I've been asking around.
42:32See,
42:32I have friends
42:34at GQ too,
42:35and a little birdie
42:36told me
42:36that you pitched
42:37an article boasting
42:38you could find
42:39an assistant for...
42:41What did she call him?
42:42What did you call him?
42:44What was it?
42:45Oh, I remember.
42:46The biggest asshole
42:47in America.
42:51She was never here for you.
42:54She was here for herself.
42:56For her company.
42:58It was all...
43:00just a little PR stunt.
43:10Jet, please...
43:11Tom.
43:17If I...
43:17...
43:41So, in light of recent events, Jett Abrams reached out to the magazine to share his side
43:50of the story.
43:52Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage, and their best practices are lies and deception,
44:00and their CEO and founder, Arya Pearson, is a major liability.
44:07Would you care to respond before we go to print?
44:10I, uh, I...
44:15She has no comment.
44:17Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Ms. Pearson has today.
44:20No.
44:21Wait.
44:22Arya, public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:29You could hurt the company if...
44:30Yes.
44:33I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:40Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:45It was about promoting Dyad.
44:49It was selfish and wrong.
44:55Any relationship, professional or personal, is based off honesty and trust.
45:05And I betrayed Jett.
45:08Mr. Abrams.
45:13I take full responsibility for my actions.
45:23Can I quote you on that?
45:32lot of people.
45:37They are the only one who is the only one who has one of the clients too.
45:41And that's what it is.
45:42The Academy Mates, who is the only one who has one of the clients too.
45:44That's all.
45:45The Academy Mates is the only one who has one of the clientstakers, and their professionals
45:46have one.
45:47What the fuck is your problem?
45:49I'd say you talk to Helen.
45:51Look, I know you're upset with me, but to slander my name in the press.
45:55I'm just being honest. I'm like you.
45:58Was it even real?
45:59Was fucking me just part of the plan?
46:01God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
46:03I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
46:05Yeah, you had to lie to me. You had to manipulate me.
46:08You cheated to get ahead and you know it.
46:10Seriously?
46:11You inherited your company from your dad.
46:14Who inherited it from his dad.
46:15Dad, you have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch.
46:20To put your whole soul into something.
46:22Dyad is everything to me.
46:27Was everything to me.
46:30Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:33But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:39You know what?
46:42Lena was right.
46:43We're from completely different worlds.
46:48This never would have worked.
46:59Arya, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
47:03That's just giving up.
47:04I'm not giving up.
47:08I'm letting go.
47:12Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
47:18I still believe in everything we did.
47:23I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
47:28Sure, it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:30So then the more I thought about it, the more I realized,
47:57we actually do need a New York office.
48:00I'm thinking Soho.
48:03Maybe Hudson Yards.
48:05Anything but Midtown.
48:07Ew.
48:10Jet.
48:13You need to move on.
48:15Forget her.
48:15After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
48:18Do not call her that.
48:23I just...
48:25I keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me.
48:30She said,
48:31I've never built anything from scratch.
48:37She's right.
48:37Okay, but does that justify her lying to you for weeks?
48:45When you are as privileged as we are,
48:48you cannot let your guard down.
48:52You have to stick with the people you know.
48:56And I know you.
49:01And you know me.
49:02You're right.
49:11I do.
49:14I know you lied to me.
49:16I know you betrayed me.
49:18And I know that when you found out about Arya,
49:21you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her
49:23instead of coming to be...
49:24I didn't.
49:27I was trying to protect you.
49:29Because I love you, Jet.
49:31You don't love me.
49:34And I don't love you.
49:38I don't think I ever did.
49:41Ever since being with Arya.
49:45The way she made me feel.
49:53You need to leave.
49:53Are you kidding me?
50:02You're going to choose her.
50:04Over me.
50:09Go, Lena.
50:09I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:37Because there are no documents.
50:44I lied.
50:45I needed to get you back in the office.
50:50We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments.
50:55Up to nine figures.
50:57What?
50:59How?
51:00Jet recanted his statement.
51:02And saying your praises.
51:04He said that Dayad had an unimpeachable business model
51:06and is the best investment of the year.
51:09He said his judgment was clouded because of his...
51:13feelings for you.
51:14And you had to tell me this at the office.
51:22Why?
51:25He's here.
51:27Waiting for you.
51:28He's here.
51:28Waiting for you.
51:28Oh, sorry.
51:46I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:50I need an assistant.
52:10Aria, I...
52:16Me first.
52:18Okay.
52:21I thought about what you said.
52:23And I should not have lied.
52:27And for everything that I lied about, I was always honest about us.
52:33I mean, I had...
52:38I have very real feelings.
52:45I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:50And then I met you.
52:53And I know what you did with GQ.
52:57And if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
53:02But I was hoping that maybe...
53:07All right.
53:09Why do you think I'm here?
53:12Everything I said was true.
53:15And I was such an idiot.
53:17And I'm sorry that I got so angry with it.
53:18No, I'm sorry.
53:21I shouldn't have lied.
53:23I just...
53:25The thought of losing you...
53:27I got...
53:30I got scared.
53:36I'm not going anywhere.
53:39I'm not, you're not.
53:41I trust you.
53:42You're in the office?
53:59So unprofessional.
54:01It's a good thing we don't work together anymore.
54:03You fired me, remember?
54:05You're such a control freak.
54:12Guess that makes us the perfect match.
54:14Yeah, yeah.
54:16Yeah, yeah.
54:18Yeah, yeah.
54:20Woo!
54:30Yeah.
54:32For my good.
54:35For my good.
54:38It's all working.
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