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A group of friends are going through a mid-life crisis. They decide to remake a favorite movie from their youth but encounter unexpected events when they enter the jungle.
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00:00And five, four, three, two...
00:03You don't say the last. It's okay.
00:05Anaconda!
00:09I don't want to wait, man.
00:11Doug, what are you talking about?
00:13Let's do it.
00:14Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:16Yes.
00:17Wait.
00:18What?
00:22This is going to be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:24We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:27What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:28Two and a half million dollars.
00:30We've approved a loan for up to...
00:33$9,400.
00:34Yes.
00:37We're going to shoot it indie style.
00:39Run and gun.
00:40We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:46Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:48I love you, Derek!
00:49Kenny, you shoot it.
00:50Here we go.
00:51Doug, you direct.
00:52Action!
00:53Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:55M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
00:56Maybe it'll be okay.
01:01Maybe it'll be okay.
01:02Cutting.
01:03this is anaconda and we no longer have a snake for our snake movie
01:12we have to go out in the jungle
01:15and find another one
01:20what is that oh my
01:29we're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted
01:39now we die
01:43it's okay you're safe i'm here
01:50keep rolling
01:55he's dead oh no what are we gonna do what if we use
01:59doug as bait to get back to the boat and that's a really smart idea
02:04doug would have wanted this i'm not sure he would have wanted this
02:08oh my god the snake yeah he's alive i thought you checked his pulse he did
02:15he's right behind you what the hell is that one back it's a long story
02:29he's right
02:32he's right
02:34he's right
02:36he's right
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