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Full Episode of The Romantic Thesis of Us
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00:00:01Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:05Leo, right?
00:00:07Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:09Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:13Who wrote this? Psychology of Love.
00:00:16The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:19How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:22Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:24Create controlled chaos.
00:00:26He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:30Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:31I found something on her lizard.
00:00:34Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:38You're not really the type.
00:00:40I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:00:42We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:45Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:47What?
00:00:48Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:51See that?
00:00:53My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:55My friend, she lost this necklace, trying to get it back to her.
00:00:58Do you want a divorce?
00:01:00Please!
00:01:01How would you do that?
00:01:03He's playing.
00:01:04Do you like me?
00:01:05Actually, I'm married.
00:01:07Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:10He's my husband.
00:01:14You're the real Mia.
00:01:16My Mia.
00:01:18As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:31And I'm gonna wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:35What is she wearing?
00:01:37Don't worry.
00:01:38Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:43I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:45This outfit is a choice.
00:01:48Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:51Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:54She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:56So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:02Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:07I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:10Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:15Sorry.
00:02:16Yours is fake.
00:02:18We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:22Let's post it.
00:02:23Entitled it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:26The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:40That's enough.
00:02:44What are you all doing here?
00:02:48Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:51Yes.
00:02:52We are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:55I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:58Are you okay?
00:02:59I was seriously over the line.
00:03:02Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:05Screw them.
00:03:06I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:08They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:11Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:14Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:16How to Public Cure Self Under Embarrass.
00:03:21Alright, Amy.
00:03:22Let's make this interesting.
00:03:26Ten seconds.
00:03:28And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:31Are you dreaming?
00:03:33You're crazy.
00:03:34If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:40And if I lose...
00:03:43Then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:45And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:48Do.
00:03:49Leo, right?
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:51What was really cool what you did over there?
00:03:55Yeah?
00:03:56And do you remember my name?
00:03:57It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:01It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:07Mia?
00:04:08And do you remember my name?
00:04:10It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:16I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:20Or is that just a theory?
00:04:21Oh, I don't know what you did.
00:04:30Oh, I don't know what you did.
00:04:33When you pay for it.
00:04:37Your earring is caught on my coat.
00:04:51Oh, I don't know what you did.
00:05:21There's something in your life.
00:05:27That's...
00:05:27Find out everything you can about...
00:05:30Mia.
00:05:31Oh.
00:05:33And call my wife.
00:05:34I want to meet her.
00:05:36You got it.
00:05:49You said ten seconds.
00:05:50I counted six.
00:05:52I mean, that was insane.
00:05:54You had the whole room holding their breath.
00:05:56Even Leo.
00:05:57Step one to Mia's love theory.
00:05:59Create controlled chaos.
00:06:01And what was the result?
00:06:03Chemistry 1A.
00:06:04Dopamine activation.
00:06:06So she crashed an exclusive dinner, forged the invitation, put on a performance, and calls
00:06:22it research.
00:06:22I think there might be some misunderstanding.
00:06:24I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department, perfect GPA, no disciplinary record.
00:06:30The place of birth to Oregon?
00:06:35It's just like her.
00:06:38How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:40Oh.
00:06:41All set.
00:06:41It's today.
00:06:46My husband wants to meet me today.
00:06:48Ugh.
00:06:49Seriously?
00:06:50That prick didn't even go to the wedding.
00:06:52You're gonna see him.
00:06:53Nope.
00:06:54Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:06:56I need to be happy.
00:06:56Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:14I do.
00:07:20There, Mom.
00:07:21Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:07:25I hope you're happy.
00:07:28My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:07:32I haven't even met the man.
00:07:34I need to get a divorce.
00:07:36ASAP.
00:07:41Lily!
00:07:42Oh my gosh!
00:07:44Long time no see!
00:07:47What are our plans?
00:07:49I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:07:54Hold on.
00:07:54Why me?
00:07:55Because you know me better than anyone.
00:08:00And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:08:04Girl, you called me because of that.
00:08:05No, wait.
00:08:06Lily, Lily, um.
00:08:14Say no more.
00:08:15When are we going to do that?
00:08:16Well...
00:08:17Oh my God.
00:08:36Mia's husband is just my type.
00:08:38Are you, Lily O'Brien?
00:08:43Yes, please.
00:08:45Sit.
00:08:53I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:08:57I'll make it up to you.
00:08:58Well, this marriage was our parents' idea, but I'll put you through college.
00:09:04You can divorce after you graduate.
00:09:07Actually, I...
00:09:08I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:09:12And you're welcome to move in with me.
00:09:14Let me think about it.
00:09:26Let me know when you've thought it over.
00:09:27Oh, it's okay.
00:09:34I've got this.
00:09:39See you later.
00:09:41See you later.
00:09:42Oh my God, girl!
00:09:59Lily!
00:10:00Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened.
00:10:02Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:10:06I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:10:08You dodged a bullet, girl.
00:10:09Wait, Lily.
00:10:10I'm so sorry.
00:10:11Are you okay?
00:10:13Well, no problem because I just keep him right in the family's nose.
00:10:18So just forget if he ever existed, okay?
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:23Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:10:26Please, it's the least I can do.
00:10:31Rejected.
00:10:33The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:10:38Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:40Find the perfect man.
00:10:42Bag the perfect man.
00:10:43Then get back to me.
00:10:44Good luck with it.
00:10:45Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:57What are you going to do?
00:11:01Graduation's in three months.
00:11:03Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:11:05I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:11:07Leo O'Brien.
00:11:15He's a visiting professor here.
00:11:18Wow.
00:11:19Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:11:21Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:11:33Back to her with Mia.
00:11:43It'll be a piece of cake.
00:11:45I'll just implement step two of Mia's...
00:11:48Wrong!
00:11:49Men are visual creatures.
00:11:51You need to catch his eye first.
00:11:53Brian Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:12:03This is mortifying.
00:12:05I thought he was the only one here.
00:12:08And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:12:10We are the obvious choice.
00:12:27Emi and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:12:30As you may know, Emi's dad is the CEO...
00:12:33Stop.
00:12:34Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:12:36Go.
00:12:38I'm not repeating myself.
00:12:40He really is the perfect guy.
00:12:46You.
00:12:47Go.
00:12:49Me?
00:12:51Why?
00:12:52I don't want anybody working for me who's more concerned about clothes than research.
00:13:02Who wrote this?
00:13:04Psychology of Love.
00:13:06You're right?
00:13:10That's one of the best records I've ever read.
00:13:17Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:13:20The one and only.
00:13:21It says here you were born in Oregon.
00:13:23Sister city, to be exact.
00:13:26Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:26Absolutely.
00:13:27Absolutely.
00:13:30Positively.
00:13:32100% no.
00:13:34Holy shit.
00:13:35He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:13:40Oh, he is so in love with me.
00:13:44Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:13:46And she's from the same city.
00:13:48you got the job everyone else can go sorry thank you professor brian
00:14:01just keep things professional or you're done just do your job
00:14:09step number three and mia's guide to romance
00:14:15spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:18just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:26me i'd be more worried about yourself my grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:42your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:46anson familiarize her with the project over the next few days
00:14:52understood
00:14:53listen up lily rinse on me this month
00:15:00what you became a miss moneybags all of a sudden
00:15:05this is leo brian and i'm going to be his research assistant
00:15:11um leo brian do you know he's your husband can you pay
00:15:15yeah i have to make him fall in love with me if i'm going to pass this semester
00:15:19girl listen to me i've heard he's a total fuck boy
00:15:25and he hooks up with girls all night please stay away from him
00:15:32i don't know where to go you said you would take care of me
00:15:39because we're married right
00:15:46because we're married right
00:15:54because we're married right
00:16:07because we're married right so where are we sleeping to
00:16:16just stay in your own lane you can have the upstairs
00:16:28this all gonna be mine one day leo you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not
00:16:38professor brian still hasn't asked you out
00:16:41no you know i'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work
00:16:47you should ask your roommate lily guy's over
00:16:50not my roommate anymore
00:16:52she just moved in with her new boyfriend
00:16:55they're so jealous that you're like this
00:16:58with professor brian
00:17:00listen i hate to be a bummer but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:17:05bullshit i am nice i am hard working and i have my masters
00:17:11what i'm out of that moody weirdos league
00:17:14i know i am professor jackoff and i'm a total asshole
00:17:19you're right i never shut up and i love to hear the sound of my own voice
00:17:24he aggravates me more than anyone i have ever met
00:17:28what a coincidence if it isn't my favorite professor
00:17:47i didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:17:51i came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:18:06a fancy date it's happening
00:18:08i mean i can't believe it leo really asked you out
00:18:11finally it's my turn
00:18:17hmm
00:18:18mia
00:18:19i've heard you're going to the country club with mr leo brian tomorrow
00:18:24yeah
00:18:26you don't have to worry about me
00:18:28you're such a good friend
00:18:31but now i need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow
00:18:35go girl
00:18:37oh i'm sorry mia leo is mine
00:18:48step four and mia's guide to romance
00:18:51a b x always be smiling
00:18:58hi
00:19:08this is a very important meeting
00:19:09i will be brought the samples i mentioned in my notes
00:19:12later
00:19:13leo
00:19:15what the fuck
00:19:19come on hurry up
00:19:23his notes must have been in the invite
00:19:25where did it go
00:19:28mia come on
00:19:29get your head in the gate
00:19:42good to see you
00:19:43long time no see
00:19:44how have you been
00:19:45good
00:19:46should we have a ghost
00:19:47we could
00:19:48thank you
00:19:49oh
00:19:50i brought the samples that you asked for
00:19:52yeah
00:19:53mia you want to show them
00:19:54yeah samples
00:20:05sample
00:20:06you must be starving
00:20:14honey i'm not feeling well
00:20:15i shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach
00:20:17research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no so why don't you eat first and we'll talk later
00:20:28thank you
00:20:29thank you mr brian your girlfriend is such a sweetheart
00:20:31everyone is all about business just a nice change of pace
00:20:35huh
00:20:36yeah she's a great girl
00:20:38girl
00:20:39one second
00:20:40one second
00:20:41i should eat
00:20:42let's talk over there shall we
00:20:47are you trying to embarrass me
00:20:50i thought this was a date
00:20:51i thought this was a date
00:20:52a date
00:20:54really
00:20:55you're into your professor
00:20:57i
00:20:59i
00:21:00i
00:21:03don't
00:21:04don't
00:21:05misunderstand this
00:21:06you're only here because ann's
00:21:07and it's busy
00:21:10of course
00:21:12it's professional
00:21:16jetty's ready
00:21:18let's continue the conversation on our island mr brian
00:21:21great
00:21:22lead the way
00:21:23i just can't get to break can i
00:21:32hey how are things going with professor hottie
00:21:34not good i am an idiot i thought it was a date and it's not and i'm out on my ass
00:21:39fuck this
00:21:44this day just keeps getting worse and worse
00:21:53i
00:21:55i
00:21:56i
00:21:57i
00:21:58thinking
00:21:59i
00:22:00i
00:22:01i
00:22:02i
00:22:03don't
00:22:04even
00:22:05wanna play this game
00:22:06will
00:22:07i
00:22:08make it
00:22:09u
00:22:10u
00:22:11u
00:22:12u
00:22:14u
00:22:16u
00:22:17u
00:22:18u
00:22:19u
00:22:20u
00:22:21u
00:22:22u
00:22:23I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:22:32You are my assistant, after all.
00:22:35That is very nice of you.
00:22:38I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:22:40I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:22:42But you did well.
00:22:45You shouldn't push yourself.
00:22:47Here, take this.
00:22:53I'm going to get you all wet.
00:23:06Don't worry about me.
00:23:07I got this.
00:23:15I need to trip you forever.
00:23:19Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:23:23It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:23:29You want something to drink?
00:23:31I'm good.
00:23:33What's wrong?
00:23:35I got it.
00:23:44Damn it.
00:23:45Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:54There is a lesson from your professor.
00:23:58Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:24:04Would you like to find out?
00:24:21He is so sexy.
00:24:28I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:24:30How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:24:40But I'm a professor.
00:24:43I won't take advantage of you.
00:24:46Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:24:49I've heard he's a total fuckboy,
00:24:51and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:24:53So, why did Lily say that?
00:25:01Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:25:07Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:09Mia is married?
00:25:11Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:22Was that your parents?
00:25:25No, actually, my parents are dead.
00:25:30I'm sorry.
00:25:32I'll take you home.
00:25:34You really don't have to do that.
00:25:36Thanks for the ride.
00:25:44Where were you?
00:25:45We were waiting for you.
00:25:46It's kind of a thing.
00:25:48Sorry.
00:25:49It's okay.
00:25:50We were just...
00:25:51I'm scared shitless, okay?
00:25:54I'm glad you're all right.
00:25:57Hey.
00:25:58Miss Rose got home safe.
00:26:01So, I'm off to the bar.
00:26:02Oh, uh, there was some guy there,
00:26:05though, he was, like,
00:26:06pushing her around.
00:26:07What?
00:26:08Who?
00:26:10I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:26:12Oh, but
00:26:13they went inside
00:26:14together.
00:26:16Now,
00:26:17she is obviously after you,
00:26:19so
00:26:19why don't you just fire her?
00:26:22We need her expertise.
00:26:24And
00:26:24as a professor,
00:26:25I should keep an eye on her.
00:26:27Mm.
00:26:27Yeah, good excuse.
00:26:30Look into her supposed husband.
00:26:32We haven't spent any time together.
00:26:52Could you please
00:26:53sleep with me tonight?
00:26:57We're getting a divorce
00:26:58after you graduate,
00:27:00so don't get any ideas.
00:27:01I'll come back
00:27:05after you're dressed.
00:27:09I won't let
00:27:13real man
00:27:14take him away from me.
00:27:25Wait, so he carried you home.
00:27:27He's totally in love with you.
00:27:29Advanced congratulations
00:27:30on graduating early.
00:27:34It's...
00:27:34Stay the fuck
00:27:40away from me.
00:27:42We are never going to happen?
00:27:44He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:27:50You know how men are.
00:27:51They treat women like
00:27:52easy come,
00:27:53easy go.
00:27:55It's textbook
00:27:56Matthew effect.
00:27:57I showed my hand
00:27:58too soon.
00:27:59Don't give up that easy.
00:28:01We still have plan B.
00:28:03The cold shoulder.
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:28:11Take this.
00:28:12It was developed
00:28:13by my department.
00:28:14It can monitor
00:28:15the wearer's
00:28:16heartbeat
00:28:16and brain waves.
00:28:19Emma,
00:28:20you are a genius.
00:28:23Leo Bryan,
00:28:24you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:26eating alone,
00:28:50Professor Bryan?
00:28:52I usually lunch on my own,
00:28:53but you're welcome
00:28:54to join me.
00:28:55Sorry for the
00:28:57misunderstanding.
00:28:58I just wanted to
00:28:59borrow this.
00:29:00You're not really
00:29:01my type.
00:29:18Oh, yeah.
00:29:19Nice work.
00:29:20He's definitely jealous.
00:29:25How can feelings
00:29:37just disappear like that?
00:29:40Enough.
00:29:44How can Mia say
00:29:45I'm not her type?
00:29:47It seems like
00:29:48you care about her
00:29:48more than you should,
00:29:49Professor.
00:29:50I found something
00:29:52on her husband.
00:29:59Seems like she's
00:30:00secretly married.
00:30:02None of her classmates know.
00:30:04We need a P.I.
00:30:08She's too innocent.
00:30:10I'm afraid that's
00:30:10someone who's going to
00:30:11take advantage of her.
00:30:12I've heard a lot of guys
00:30:14on campus are
00:30:15after her.
00:30:17She lives in a shady
00:30:18part of town.
00:30:20Girls in bars
00:30:20get harassed there
00:30:21all the time.
00:30:28Professor Bryan,
00:30:29I need the afternoon off.
00:30:32Why?
00:30:33Well, if you must know,
00:30:34I have a date.
00:30:35With who?
00:30:38Now, that is really
00:30:40none of your business.
00:30:42You can't.
00:30:43I need you this afternoon.
00:30:46Miss Assistant.
00:30:54And it's totally working.
00:30:57He's taking me
00:30:58shopping.
00:31:00Careful.
00:31:02Who are you talking to?
00:31:03It's private.
00:31:05What, are you trying to
00:31:06spy on your assistant?
00:31:08Why don't you help me
00:31:09pick something up?
00:31:12Which one do you like?
00:31:20Try it on.
00:31:22It's for a birthday present.
00:31:24How did you know
00:31:25that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:28Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:29I want you
00:31:29Under the red moon
00:31:34Only a blanket of stars
00:31:38To keep us warm
00:31:41Same name, hometown, and birthday?
00:31:46Way too many coincidences.
00:31:48And I'm starting to think
00:31:50These are gorgeous.
00:31:54Are they really for me?
00:32:00I...
00:32:01Actually, they're...
00:32:03A gift for someone else.
00:32:07If I didn't know better,
00:32:09I think this Mia was my wife.
00:32:11Sorry.
00:32:12My mistake.
00:32:17Shit.
00:32:17Is he interested
00:32:18in someone else?
00:32:20Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:32:21Mia.
00:32:35Mia.
00:32:36Hold on.
00:32:37You look beautiful in them.
00:32:45Now, why would you
00:32:45give me something so nice?
00:32:47If you don't look good,
00:32:49it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:32:52Here.
00:32:54Half this fitness bracelet
00:32:56as a gift.
00:32:57Hey, what's up?
00:33:06Yes, I will see you
00:33:07at the bar later tonight.
00:33:12Who are you going out with?
00:33:16Who are you going out with?
00:33:18I am off the clock, boss.
00:33:21Don't worry about me.
00:33:22She lives in a shady part of town.
00:33:27Girls in bars get harassed there
00:33:28all the time.
00:33:30You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:33:33It's dangerous.
00:33:34What?
00:33:35Do you like me or something?
00:33:39Just admit you're jealous.
00:33:41You're not going out tonight.
00:33:44You're going back to the lab
00:33:46to run some tests.
00:33:49But I need ASAP.
00:33:50What is this?
00:34:14What is this?
00:34:16That is a luminal test.
00:34:19The hydrogen peroxide reacts
00:34:22with the alkaline.
00:34:24It makes this
00:34:25oxidization with the iron,
00:34:27which...
00:34:29Explain it like I'm five.
00:34:31Take us, for example.
00:34:34We reacted before we even knew it.
00:34:37Kind of looks like a galaxy,
00:34:38don't you think?
00:34:41It does.
00:34:41Your heart is racing.
00:34:50It must be broken.
00:34:55Midnight.
00:34:57Happy birthday.
00:34:58Happy birthday.
00:35:00We worked hard today.
00:35:03Make a wish.
00:35:04I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:35:07Make a wish.
00:35:08I have an idea.
00:35:09With just one kiss.
00:35:12We're alive and new.
00:35:18You know, it's a shame
00:35:31that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:35:35No, no.
00:35:38Mia.
00:35:42Oh, my God.
00:35:43It's beautiful.
00:35:44I love the stars.
00:35:45I love the stars.
00:35:45You know, I haven't really gotten a chance
00:36:15to look at the stars
00:36:16since my parents passed.
00:36:19So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:23It's my pleasure.
00:36:32Professor,
00:36:34I know you're here.
00:36:36You're a drunk.
00:36:39Step number five,
00:36:41and Mia's coming to romance.
00:36:43Let's take risks.
00:36:46Mia's coming to romance.
00:36:49What are you talking about?
00:37:08Why are you naked?
00:37:09What happened last night?
00:37:13Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:16Oh, dumbass.
00:37:17Remember.
00:37:18Remember.
00:37:18I don't know.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:20I don't know.
00:37:20I don't know.
00:37:21I don't know.
00:37:21I don't know.
00:37:22I don't know.
00:37:22I don't know.
00:37:23I don't know.
00:37:23I don't know.
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:25I don't know.
00:37:25I don't know.
00:37:26I don't know.
00:37:26I don't know.
00:37:27I don't know.
00:37:27I don't know.
00:37:28I don't know.
00:37:28I don't know.
00:37:29I don't know.
00:37:29I don't know.
00:37:30I don't know.
00:37:30I don't know.
00:37:31I don't know.
00:37:31I don't know.
00:37:32I don't know.
00:37:33I don't know.
00:37:33Oh, God, that was close.
00:37:57Why are you so relieved?
00:37:59Back up, Professor.
00:38:01You getting cold feet?
00:38:03Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:38:07Total accident.
00:38:09I swear.
00:38:11My bad.
00:38:14I'm gonna go shower.
00:38:29This data is all over the place.
00:38:33Maybe he does like me.
00:38:44Holy shit, this is the vibe together.
00:38:46That bitch.
00:38:53After a professor, just graduate.
00:38:55I need another favor.
00:39:03Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:39:06Oh, sure, Bessie.
00:39:08Let's meet at the bar.
00:39:10I need another favor, Bessie.
00:39:12I need another favor, Bessie.
00:39:13Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:39:18Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:39:25No.
00:39:26No, I'm not in love with him.
00:39:28Careful, Bessie.
00:39:32Oh, it's blinding.
00:39:36Um, I have to go write some messes.
00:39:44My old thesis is out the window.
00:39:50Science is a joke.
00:39:55You got me there.
00:39:58Certainly no scientific explanation for that.
00:40:00Hello?
00:40:05Hello?
00:40:05Lily, oh my gosh, how are you?
00:40:10I'm feeling great.
00:40:11My boyfriend is so obsessed with me.
00:40:14He's showering me with cash.
00:40:16So lucky.
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:17You must have really good taste.
00:40:20See that?
00:40:21Wow.
00:40:24That's beautiful.
00:40:26He must love spending money on you.
00:40:28Yes, he does.
00:40:30Oh, I do have a favor to ask you.
00:40:33Would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband?
00:40:39Please?
00:40:41Please don't rush me.
00:40:44Actually, is that it?
00:40:45I have to go.
00:40:46Lily, what's gotten into you?
00:40:49You've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy.
00:40:52Can I at least meet him?
00:40:55It's okay.
00:40:56He's a very busy man.
00:40:57I have to go.
00:40:59Bye.
00:41:00You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:41:05What's that supposed to mean?
00:41:07She saw you like the necklace so much, she let you keep it.
00:41:10And for free, too.
00:41:13I should give this back.
00:41:18Hey, cutie.
00:41:19You're here to pick me up?
00:41:21I was on the way.
00:41:22Uh, I feel sick.
00:41:29What's wrong?
00:41:33Uh, can we go?
00:41:42Mia?
00:41:43Professor Brian?
00:41:44What are you doing here?
00:41:45My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get back to her.
00:41:48I gotta find her.
00:41:57Sorry.
00:42:11She has a necklace I gave you.
00:42:13How do you know her?
00:42:14I know her from high school.
00:42:17We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:42:21Why were you hiding from her?
00:42:23Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash.
00:42:26Not interested.
00:42:28Yeah.
00:42:30She's the worst.
00:42:31Should stay away from her.
00:42:34I know her.
00:42:36What you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:42:41I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:42:43I'm Grace, your mother-in-law.
00:43:02Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:43:05That's true, but you don't have to worry about me.
00:43:08My son gave this to you, right?
00:43:15No, actually, that's my friend Lily's.
00:43:18Impossible.
00:43:19I helped them pick it out.
00:43:21I'm positive.
00:43:22Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:43:24Mia.
00:43:26I promised your mom I'd look after you.
00:43:30Please talk to my son.
00:43:31Look, Sticky, how's your experiment coming along?
00:43:42Um, well, if you look at the graph here, you can see the time and location...
00:43:46Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, cut to the point, okay?
00:43:47He kissed me, and his heart rate reached 130.
00:43:50130?
00:43:51Mine would reach 130, too, if I got one million in grunts.
00:43:54What more do you want from me?
00:43:56How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:43:59What?
00:44:00Who's in love with Mia?
00:44:06She has a secret admirer.
00:44:08I think we need to congratulate her.
00:44:10Really?
00:44:12Who?
00:44:14I have no idea.
00:44:17My office, now.
00:44:26Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:44:30I'm running a launch for the new AI next week.
00:44:33After that, I'm leaving.
00:44:36What?
00:44:37I don't care about your credits, Mia.
00:44:39You've been a great assistant.
00:44:41Is he really leaving?
00:44:44So, he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you.
00:44:48The old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:44:50But he's leaving so soon.
00:44:52Do you have enough time?
00:44:53Never fear.
00:44:54David is here.
00:44:58Quick.
00:44:59What's step six to Mia's Guide to Love?
00:45:02Make your target jealous?
00:45:04Exactly.
00:45:05We need the perfect rival.
00:45:15You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:45:19The perfect rival.
00:45:28We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous.
00:45:31What are you doing?
00:45:33You have got to be kidding me.
00:45:36Plus, influential authors in the center.
00:45:39That's made me think.
00:45:41Hey, babe.
00:45:42Are you up for lunch?
00:45:49Kat, who's coming to the cafe with me?
00:45:51I'm actually a little busy.
00:45:54Sounds fun.
00:45:55Dang, Mia.
00:46:11I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:46:15I feel the same way.
00:46:18I just love how open and honest you are.
00:46:24Too slow.
00:46:25Time for the final blow.
00:46:26You dare!
00:46:27Can't you see she's not into you?
00:46:36You wish, dude.
00:46:37I know the code to her apartment.
00:46:39We're like...
00:46:40Close, close.
00:46:41Is that so?
00:46:43Yeah.
00:46:44Of course.
00:46:49Fine.
00:46:51Enjoy your dessert.
00:46:53What just happened?
00:46:55Did we screw up?
00:46:56Don't worry about it.
00:46:57We still have plan B.
00:47:00David was telling the truth.
00:47:01But he was spotted at her house.
00:47:04So is he her husband?
00:47:05No.
00:47:06But the B.I. is still investigating.
00:47:08Go back to the office.
00:47:09Got it.
00:47:12Professor Leo.
00:47:14What a coincidence.
00:47:16Up for a match?
00:47:18David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid.
00:47:22You're on.
00:47:22Hey.
00:47:42Oh!
00:47:42Ah!
00:47:44Hey!
00:47:46Hey.
00:47:47So nobody cares about you at all.
00:47:57Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:47:59Just rest it on here.
00:48:13He seems to have you all riled up.
00:48:17Mom, you're my assistant.
00:48:19Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:24Oh!
00:48:26I'll get that.
00:48:31I finally took the leap, but...
00:48:36Could you get that? It might be important.
00:48:41Looks like it's your mom.
00:48:48Mom.
00:48:49Oh, hi.
00:48:49Um, your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:48:52I want you to come.
00:48:53You and Mia?
00:48:58You and Mia?
00:49:01I can't. I'm busy.
00:49:02All right. I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:49:16Um, Professor, I need the night off.
00:49:19Fine. I'll take you home.
00:49:24You live here, too?
00:49:26Yeah. This is the place.
00:49:29Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:49:31What?
00:49:32I've got the research results on David.
00:49:37He's actually...
00:49:42Who's David to?
00:49:44I've known him forever.
00:49:45It's always been really good to me.
00:49:49I got somewhere to be.
00:49:50He seems...
00:49:55Upset.
00:49:57I know it seems like it's working.
00:50:04Mia.
00:50:06Hello, Sleeheart.
00:50:07I'm great.
00:50:08I'm sorry.
00:50:09Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:50:11It's okay. No worries.
00:50:12Good.
00:50:13Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:50:17You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:50:29I do.
00:50:33My son messed up because he was on the humanitarian trip overseas.
00:50:38I understand.
00:50:39Give him another chance.
00:50:43He's working at your school now.
00:50:45Maybe it's Faith.
00:50:48Really?
00:50:54Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:57Stay away from David.
00:50:59He's...
00:51:03You are wasted!
00:51:05He's playing you.
00:51:06Yeah, I know.
00:51:07What?
00:51:08They're my friends.
00:51:09They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:51:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:14What are ways you bring in?
00:51:16It's really no big deal.
00:51:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:51:21Yeah, drink.
00:51:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:51:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:28Leo!
00:51:30What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:32He is drunk.
00:51:33Why would you do that?
00:51:34Oh!
00:51:35I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:51:38I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:51:46I'm gonna ask you one more time, do you like me?
00:51:50No.
00:51:52Then start acting like my professor.
00:51:55I'm sorry.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:52:01Why am I disappointed?
00:52:04I don't have feelings for him.
00:52:06Right?
00:52:10I've been waiting for you forever.
00:52:12Leo, I'm sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:52:14I met your mom today.
00:52:16I met your mom today?
00:52:18Um, sure.
00:52:20It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:52:22We had a great conversation.
00:52:25She always wanted that ring.
00:52:27Um, what ring?
00:52:30The one she traded with your mom.
00:52:32Oh.
00:52:37Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:39Can I ask you something?
00:52:40Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:50Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:53Yeah?
00:52:55Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:57Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but...
00:53:01that's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so...
00:53:06Fine, but...
00:53:08at least can you drink with me?
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:13Cheers to me single, I guess.
00:53:15Cheers.
00:53:35Oh no!
00:53:37I'm so tired.
00:53:38Ooh.
00:53:43It could...
00:53:45Get ready to break with you.
00:53:49I have two.
00:53:51Hear me.
00:53:53Bye.
00:53:55Change.
00:53:57Use your hands.
00:53:59I OVERSEE ganache.
00:54:01Use your hands.
00:54:02Professor Brian, I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:12Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:15I have a life too, you know?
00:54:18So stop meddling.
00:54:20I am so pissed off.
00:54:23He always gets me heated.
00:54:28Is that Emmett David in there?
00:54:30I am so pissed off.
00:55:00I am giving you the scene.
00:55:01Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:03Oh, no!
00:55:04You caught us!
00:55:08I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:09And you know what?
00:55:10Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:14Oh, my God!
00:55:18God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:21And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:26Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:31God!
00:55:33Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:37Emma!
00:55:38Wait!
00:55:38So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:47You were right.
00:55:48I have to be honest.
00:55:58I'm meaning to ask.
00:56:00What is this actually for?
00:56:03It detects your heart, right?
00:56:04So you giving it to me was intentional?
00:56:24Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:26No!
00:56:28Take me your hand
00:56:31Take me your hand
00:56:34Take me your hand
00:56:34Take me your hand
00:56:39Professor Bryant
00:56:40Professor Bryant
00:56:46Call me Leo
00:56:47Leo?
00:56:49Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:51I think you crossed that line a long time ago
00:56:55What do you mean by that?
00:56:58I can't take my eyes off you
00:56:59I'm always worried about you
00:57:01Why?
00:57:05I don't need your sympathy
00:57:06Leo
00:57:13What more do you want from me?
00:57:28How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:31Do you love me?
00:57:40I need some time
00:57:41Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:46That's oddly specific
00:57:48I just can't wait
00:57:50I need to take care of something first
00:57:53What is it?
00:57:56Actually
00:57:57I'm married
00:57:59Actually
00:58:07I'm married
00:58:08It was something my parents arranged
00:58:11I swear
00:58:13I haven't
00:58:14Touched her
00:58:15I'm gonna handle it
00:58:17As soon as possible
00:58:17It's too late for that
00:58:19Get out
00:58:22If I had known he was married
00:58:33I never would have gone after him
00:58:35Sorry
00:58:39I sent the wrong picture
00:58:40This is my son
00:58:42Let's go diving sometime
00:58:44You look so familiar
00:58:45I am on the wilderness safari
00:58:52Leave a message if you need any
00:58:54Do you want a divorce?
00:59:06I shouldn't have had you move in
00:59:08Take this as an apology
00:59:11Let's talk about this later
00:59:13I don't feel very good
00:59:15Can we
00:59:18Stay like this?
00:59:23It's my appearance
00:59:25Death anniversary
00:59:27Very soon
00:59:28I've already made up my mind
00:59:36I'm not moving out
00:59:39Then I'm leaving
00:59:40It's her
00:59:53Again
00:59:55What do you want from me?
01:00:01Well
01:00:02We both hate Mia, right?
01:00:04Such a bitch
01:00:06Took my spot
01:00:07On Professor Brian's project team
01:00:09Not to mention
01:00:10She's a homewrecker
01:00:12Such a bitch
01:00:13What do you think about revenge?
01:00:17Let's take her down
01:00:18What's the plan?
01:00:19Here are the plans for the press conference
01:00:38Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:47She means nothing to me
01:00:50Then why did you marry her?
01:00:54Mia
01:00:54I'm sorry, I
01:00:57If I crush this press conference
01:00:59Then can you promise me something?
01:01:03What?
01:01:05Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife
01:01:07You really want to meet her?
01:01:17This is going to be the best press conference
01:01:19Anyone has ever seen
01:01:21Alright
01:01:27Ross
01:01:28Whoa
01:01:32He really does look like Leah
01:01:33What are they twins or something?
01:01:35Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:39No
01:01:40She's been avoiding me for some reason
01:01:43Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:49I wouldn't put it past her
01:01:51There's no way
01:01:52We've been best friends for forever
01:01:54Anyway
01:01:56Can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:59I need to figure out how to get more engagement
01:02:01Oh my god
01:02:04What's wrong?
01:02:07Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums
01:02:10Shit
01:02:11No one's going to believe her
01:02:12What are we going to do?
01:02:14Those people are so crazy
01:02:23Talking about you are disgusting
01:02:25You shouldn't have to go through this
01:02:28Thanks
01:02:29It's like every time I open my phone
01:02:32Oh wait
01:02:33Take this
01:02:36This guy helps me a lot
01:02:40He helped me to delay the application once
01:02:43He's a kind of weird person
01:02:45But he's also reliable
01:02:48Are you sure?
01:02:50Absolutely
01:02:51Just tell him Wilson to you
01:02:53And then he might be giving you a discount
01:02:56Okay
01:02:58Remember to say a good word for me
01:03:03To Professor Bryant
01:03:05Yeah
01:03:06Victor?
01:03:25Babe
01:03:25I've already wiped 90% of the search results
01:03:31Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:03:35Um
01:03:35Yeah
01:03:36For sure
01:03:37It's amazing
01:03:41You're amazing
01:03:42People have no idea what real digital control means
01:03:45You know
01:03:46I can even make every man forget you never existed
01:03:51Wait
01:04:01Picture Monroe
01:04:04Henson
01:04:13Come with me now
01:04:14What are you doing?
01:04:21What are you doing?
01:04:21Stop!
01:04:22Somebody help me!
01:04:24Stop it!
01:04:25Stop!
01:04:29Somebody help me!
01:04:31I'll take care of you, all right?
01:04:43And police are on the way
01:04:44Get the hell out of here
01:04:48Go!
01:04:49It's okay
01:04:50You're safe now
01:04:52You're safe now
01:04:55I'm so glad you're okay
01:04:59Thank you for saving me
01:05:03I'm still so scared even now
01:05:06I was afraid I might lose you
01:05:09You should get some rest
01:05:13Follow you right
01:05:35Wherever you go
01:05:39Whatever you do
01:05:42No kissing
01:05:44No, not yet
01:05:45Follow you right
01:05:46Why?
01:05:47You have a wife
01:05:50Hello
01:05:51See you at the conference tomorrow
01:06:06Professor Byron
01:06:09In the middle of the night
01:06:12Follow you right
01:06:17Humans crave intimacy
01:06:20Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves
01:06:23The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing
01:06:27to expand the limits of virtual companionship
01:06:30I can't believe I did it
01:06:38You did a great job
01:06:40I'll keep my promise
01:06:42Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan
01:06:44CEO of Bryan Group
01:06:46Thank you
01:06:51And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech
01:06:54I couldn't have said it better myself
01:06:57The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology
01:07:03And with your help
01:07:04And with your help
01:07:04We plan to continue that for many years to come
01:07:08Leo Bryan and Mia Rose
01:07:11He's my
01:07:15He's my husband
01:07:19Thank you
01:07:20Thank you
01:07:21Hello everyone
01:07:29Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife
01:07:36What are you doing?
01:07:40How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:43Let me go
01:07:44Hey, let's go this way
01:07:45Let me go
01:07:46Leo, I love you
01:07:48Let me go
01:07:51Leo, baby
01:07:52I love you
01:07:53Why are you doing this to me?
01:07:55Why are you doing this to me?
01:07:56Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:00Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:03Let me go
01:08:04I mean, what happened?
01:08:07We just saw Mia running out
01:08:08Where'd she go?
01:08:10Where'd she go?
01:08:25You're useless as ever
01:08:27Once a crybaby
01:08:30Always a crybaby
01:08:32Really?
01:08:33Hmm
01:08:34Actually
01:08:35I should thank you
01:08:37Because Mia and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him
01:08:44What?
01:08:46Well, you know him
01:08:48He's icy
01:08:50But not with me, of course
01:08:53You are ruining everything
01:08:58Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:09:00I didn't want to hurt your feelings
01:09:03But he said he would get rid of you
01:09:06I know, Leon
01:09:08He would never do that to me
01:09:10Oh, yeah?
01:09:12Well
01:09:13Let's wait and see who we all choose
01:09:25Mia!
01:09:31Mia!
01:09:36Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:39I know where she is
01:09:43Where?
01:09:45Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:55She's there
01:09:56You did that on purpose
01:10:05Yes, and
01:10:06If I can't have you
01:10:07No one can
01:10:08Mia!
01:10:09The final step in Mia's guide to romance
01:10:11An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt
01:10:29Mia, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this
01:10:32Nothing happened
01:10:33Please believe me
01:10:35Leo, it's all my fault
01:10:38I'm not good at expressing myself
01:10:41I kept ignoring my feelings for you
01:10:43I'm sorry, I started all of this
01:10:45You don't have to forgive me
01:10:46Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay
01:10:47Mia?
01:10:48Mia?
01:10:49I'm sorry, I started all of this
01:10:51You don't have to forgive me
01:10:53Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay
01:10:57Mia?
01:10:58Mia?
01:11:06Guess what?
01:11:07I have a bunny to open
01:11:22Mia, I?
01:11:23Professor Brian?
01:11:25I need to come clean
01:11:26This has been an experiment all along
01:11:30An experiment?
01:11:32I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research
01:11:36Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:38I've been planning this from the beginning
01:11:41This fitness tracker?
01:11:43I've been using it to collect data
01:11:47I never really loved you
01:11:49So now we're Ethan
01:11:51I don't believe you
01:11:54The experiment is over
01:11:57We're over
01:12:03You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:05Why?
01:12:06I just can't do it
01:12:08Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:11Graduate late?
01:12:13That's not like you
01:12:15Sorry to disappoint you, Professor
01:12:16Wait, are you crying?
01:12:17What's wrong?
01:12:30Mia, I don't have much time, I'm going away on a business trip
01:12:31Safe travels?
01:12:32Please, I want to tell you something, just listen to me
01:12:46I...
01:12:48What's that?
01:12:49I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant
01:12:55Take care
01:12:57I got a dark side
01:12:59They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side
01:13:03I try to act like I got it all under control, but it's alright
01:13:04You look like a mess, man
01:13:05Thanks
01:13:06Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:19Because she used to be my friend
01:13:23And besides, she's pregnant now
01:13:27How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:30It doesn't matter, okay? Leo left, and he's already dead to me
01:13:36Stop moping around
01:13:37Yeah, you know what? Get your ass up
01:13:42We're going to the graduation party tonight
01:13:45All I remember is we stayed up way past three
01:13:51Think we're falling hard and I blame gravity
01:13:55Now it's morning
01:13:56Can't catch your breath
01:13:58Hold your breath
01:14:07Not the halo effect again?
01:14:20Split the wishbone
01:14:23To the straws
01:14:25I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight
01:14:29I heard he's a starry knight
01:14:31That's a stupid name
01:14:33Come on!
01:14:34The starry knight follows a school tradition
01:14:37So the student council picks three knights
01:14:40And at the end of the ball we get to bid for it
01:14:42To see who gets the chance to dance
01:14:44It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:45It's today
01:14:46You should place a bid
01:14:48Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:50Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:52I'm going to come here to dance with Leo
01:14:54I came here for the student line-up photos
01:14:57So he can dance with whoever he wants to
01:15:00Come on, Mia, it's been a whole week
01:15:02Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:15:04Just to hide in the corner like some pin on the wall?
01:15:05Are you really okay with this?
01:15:09Look at him, standing there like nothing ever happens
01:15:12Taking up all that attention from those love-struck girls
01:15:16Even if you are moving on
01:15:19You should at least tell him to his face
01:15:21Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:23Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:15:25Don't you have the touch to place a bid?
01:15:26Don't you have the touch to place a bid?
01:15:32Hey everybody, welcome to the Starry Night party
01:15:36First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night
01:15:41First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan
01:15:44Five hundred
01:15:52Six hundred
01:15:55What are you doing?
01:15:57Eight hundred
01:16:01One thousand
01:16:03One thousand five hundred
01:16:05One thousand five hundred
01:16:07Look, you're about to get what they want
01:16:09Maybe he's waiting for you
01:16:11Do you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:13Two thousand, two thousand a year
01:16:16Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool
01:16:19Three thousand dollars
01:16:32Three thousand coin once
01:16:35Three thousand coin twice
01:16:38And sold!
01:16:49One thousand, two thousand, two thousand
01:16:53Three thousand, two thousand, one thousand
01:16:55Two thousand, two thousand, two thousand
01:16:57One thousand, two thousand, two thousand
01:16:58One thousand, three thousand
01:17:01Five hundred, two thousand
01:17:03One thousand, three thousand
01:17:05Who is it?
01:17:07That's right
01:17:09You can hurt me as much as you like
01:17:11You paid for me
01:17:14Should we end this now?
01:17:17Don't be so hasty, doctor
01:17:19It's not supposed to work.
01:17:25You're the real Mia.
01:17:28My Mia.
01:17:31Although I have to admit,
01:17:34getting someone to pretend to be you
01:17:36is creative.
01:17:39Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:41Anson checked.
01:17:43The tests were fake.
01:17:47What?
01:17:49Shall we get out of here?
01:17:52Mrs. Bryant.
01:18:02Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:05I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:08We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:11So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:13To face this wild world
01:18:18So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:25Let me run some calculations.
01:18:33And then...
01:18:34You have to say the magic words.
01:18:36I love you.
01:18:42Nothing can stop you
01:18:45No, nothing can stop you
01:18:49Follow your heart and we'll stay wrong
01:18:51Go, get out.
01:19:01You can't do this to me.
01:19:03You're just a maid.
01:19:05I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:19:07I'm not a maid.
01:19:08I am his mother.
01:19:10There he is.
01:19:12Go ahead.
01:19:13Tell him.
01:19:14Leo!
01:19:15Leo!
01:19:15Mia, you tricked me to!
01:19:25Mia, you tricked me to!
01:19:28Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:31Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:33I missed...
01:19:33Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:36Don't touch me.
01:19:39Mia!
01:19:44If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:49Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:52What was that?
01:19:53So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:20:00Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:06Congratulations, baby.
01:20:08Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:12I am not done researching.
01:20:14How much I love you.
01:20:20Hey!
01:20:22You still want something?
01:20:23What?
01:20:25Come closer.
01:20:26Closer.
01:20:31There.
01:20:32Now we're even.
01:20:35Emma!
01:20:36Wait!
01:20:47Leo?
01:20:48Are you here?
01:20:50You're just in time.
01:21:11Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:14I'll never be alone again.
01:21:15Me, Rose.
01:21:27Will he be my wife?
01:21:31Again.
01:21:36Me, Rose.
01:21:38Will he be my wife?
01:21:39Again.
01:21:40Of course.
01:21:41Of course.
01:21:42Of course.
01:21:47Can you hear me?
01:21:49I know you're somewhere out there.
01:21:53By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:22:06What?
01:22:07I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:10Looks like you've been standing up on me as a guide to romance.
01:22:14I've done some research on my own.
01:22:18Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:21No.
01:22:22Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:27For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:35Here.
01:22:39Here.
01:22:45Here.
01:22:46Love, love, love, love me as I am.
01:23:03I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:06Love, love, love me as I am.
01:23:16Love, love, love me as I am.
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