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the romantic thesis of us
the romantic thesis of us
the romantic thesis of us
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00:00:01Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:05Leo, right?
00:00:07Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:09Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:13Who wrote this? Psychology of Love.
00:00:16The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:19How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:22Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:24Create controlled chaos.
00:00:26He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:30Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:31I found something on her list.
00:00:34Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:38You're not really the type.
00:00:40I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:00:42We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:45Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:47What?
00:00:48Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:51See that?
00:00:53My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:55My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:58Do you want a divorce?
00:01:00Please!
00:01:01How would you do that?
00:01:03He's playing.
00:01:04Do you like me?
00:01:05Actually, I'm married.
00:01:07Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:10He's my husband.
00:01:14You're the real Mia.
00:01:16My Mia.
00:01:18As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:31And I'm gonna wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:35What is she wearing?
00:01:37You're right.
00:01:38Oh my god, that's so embarrassing.
00:01:40I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:44This outfit is a choice.
00:01:47Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:50Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:54She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:56So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:02Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:07I thought this was Professor Brain's costume party.
00:02:10Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:14Sorry.
00:02:15Yours is fake.
00:02:18We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:21Let's post it and title it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:26The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:40The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:41The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:42The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:43The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:44That's enough.
00:02:45What are you all doing here?
00:02:47Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:50Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:55I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:57Are you okay?
00:02:58I was seriously over the line.
00:03:01Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:04Screw them!
00:03:06I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:08They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:11Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:14Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:16How to Pathy Cure Self Under Embarrass.
00:03:20Alright, Amy.
00:03:22Let's make this interesting.
00:03:26Ten seconds.
00:03:27And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:30Are you dreaming?
00:03:32You're crazy.
00:03:34If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me.
00:03:37In front of everyone.
00:03:39And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:45And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:47Do.
00:03:48Leo, right?
00:04:00It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:05Mia?
00:04:06And do you remember my name?
00:04:07It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:12I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:14Or is that just a theory?
00:04:18Wait.
00:04:19Her earring is caught on my coat.
00:04:24quietly?
00:04:25Nobody knows what you did,
00:04:30quietly hanging out atrils.
00:04:33Wait.
00:04:35Erikdización
00:04:38Your earring…
00:04:39...is caught on my coat.
00:04:41It's in your eyes
00:04:58Oh, oh, oh
00:05:01Oh, oh, oh
00:05:05Oh, oh, oh
00:05:08Find out everything you can about Mia
00:05:30Oh, and call my wife
00:05:34I want to meet her
00:05:35You got it?
00:05:38You said ten seconds
00:05:51I counted six
00:05:52I mean, that was insane
00:05:54You had the whole room holding their breath
00:05:56Even Leo
00:05:56Step one to Mia's love theory
00:05:59Create controlled chaos
00:06:01And what was the result?
00:06:03Chemistry 1A
00:06:04Dopamine activation
00:06:06Hello?
00:06:14So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:06:16Forged the invitation
00:06:18And put on that performance
00:06:21And calls it research
00:06:22I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:06:24I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:06:28Perfect GPA, no disciplinary record
00:06:30Place of Earth Oregon
00:06:34She's like her
00:06:36How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:40Oh, all set
00:06:41It's today
00:06:42My husband wants to meet me today
00:06:48Seriously?
00:06:50That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:06:52You're going to see him?
00:06:53Nope
00:06:54Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:06:56Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:14I do
00:07:15There, Mom
00:07:21Now I am married to a stranger
00:07:23Who lives thousands of miles away
00:07:25I hope you're happy
00:07:27My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:07:31I haven't even met the man
00:07:33I need to get a divorce
00:07:35ASAP
00:07:36Lily!
00:07:42Oh my gosh!
00:07:43Long time no see
00:07:45What are our plans?
00:07:49I need you to pretend to be me
00:07:52And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:07:54Hold on
00:07:54Why me?
00:07:55Because
00:07:56You know me better than anyone
00:07:59And you have
00:08:01A ton of experience
00:08:02Handling jerks
00:08:03Girl, you called me because of that
00:08:05No, wait, Lily, Lily
00:08:06Um
00:08:07Say no more
00:08:15When are we going to do that?
00:08:17Well
00:08:17Oh my god
00:08:36Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:38Are you Leo Brian?
00:08:44Yes, please
00:08:44Sit
00:08:46I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married
00:08:56I'll make it up to you
00:08:59This marriage was our parents' idea
00:09:01But I'll put you through college
00:09:03You can divorce after you graduate
00:09:06Actually, I
00:09:08I know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:10You're welcome to move in with me
00:09:14Let me think about it
00:09:25Let me know when you've thought it over
00:09:27Oh
00:09:33It's okay
00:09:34I've got this
00:09:35See you later
00:09:40See you later
00:09:42Oh my god, girl
00:09:59Lily
00:10:00Oh my gosh
00:10:01Tell me everything that happened
00:10:02Your husband is so ugly
00:10:04And dirt poor tooth
00:10:06I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:10:08You dodged a bullet
00:10:09Wait, Lily
00:10:10I'm so sorry
00:10:11Are you okay?
00:10:13Well
00:10:13No problem
00:10:15Because I just keep him right in the family's nose
00:10:17So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:10:21Okay
00:10:22Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:10:25Please
00:10:27It's the least I can do
00:10:28Rejected
00:10:32The psychology of love paper
00:10:34Is not based on any hard data
00:10:36Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:40Find the perfect man
00:10:41Bag the perfect man
00:10:43And then get back to me
00:10:44Good luck with that one
00:10:45Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:57What are you going to do?
00:11:01Graduation's in three months
00:11:02Yeah
00:11:03And don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:11:05I mean
00:11:05You need a guinea pig
00:11:06And fast
00:11:07Leo Bryan
00:11:14He's a visiting professor here
00:11:17Wow
00:11:18Fate is working overtime with you two
00:11:21Mr. Bryan
00:11:30You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:11:33Back to her with Mia
00:11:42It'll be a piece of cake
00:11:45I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:11:48Wrong
00:11:48Men are visual creatures
00:11:50You need to catch his eye first
00:11:53Brian Technologies
00:11:58Is investing in a new research project
00:12:01On companionship AI
00:12:03This is mortifying
00:12:05I thought he was the only one here
00:12:07And I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:20I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:22I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:23I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:24I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:25We are the obvious choice
00:12:26Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:12:30As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO
00:12:33Stop!
00:12:34Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:12:35Go
00:12:36I'm not repeating myself
00:12:38I'm not repeating myself
00:12:41I'm not repeating myself
00:12:43He really is the perfect guy
00:12:46You go
00:12:48Me?
00:12:49Why?
00:12:50I don't want anybody working for me who's more concerned about clothes than research
00:12:55Who wrote this?
00:13:04Psychology of love
00:13:06You're right
00:13:07That's one of the best records I've ever read
00:13:14Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:13:20The one and only?
00:13:20It says here you were born in Oregon
00:13:23Sister city, to be exact
00:13:25Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:26Absolutely
00:13:28Positively
00:13:29Positively
00:13:30100% no
00:13:32Holy shit
00:13:34He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:13:38Oh, he is so in love with me
00:13:42Her name is identical to my wife's
00:13:45And she's from the same city
00:13:47You got the job
00:13:54Everyone else can go
00:13:56Sorry
00:13:57Thank you, Professor Brian
00:14:01Just keep things professional
00:14:03Or do your job
00:14:05Just do your job
00:14:08Step number three
00:14:12And Mia's guide to romance
00:14:14Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:17Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:24Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:26I wanna hold you
00:14:30Under the red moon
00:14:34Me?
00:14:35I'd be more worried about yourself
00:14:38My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:41Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:45Anson
00:14:46Familiarize her with the project over the next few days
00:14:51Understood
00:14:52Listen up, Lily
00:14:58Rent's on me this month
00:15:00What?
00:15:01You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:04This is Leo Brian
00:15:06And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:15:10Um, Leo Brian? Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:13Guinea Pink?
00:15:14Yeah
00:15:15I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester
00:15:20Girl, listen to me
00:15:22I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:15:24And he hooks up with girls all night
00:15:27Please, stay away from him
00:15:29I have nowhere to go
00:15:51You said you would take care of me
00:15:53Because we're married, right?
00:16:06Because we're married, right?
00:16:10So, where are we sleeping to?
00:16:14Just stay in your own lane
00:16:17You can have the upstairs
00:16:19This all gonna be mine one day
00:16:30Leo, you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not
00:16:35Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out
00:16:40Nope
00:16:42You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work
00:16:46You should ask your roommate, Lily
00:16:48Guy's over
00:16:49Not my roommate anymore
00:16:51She just moved in with her new boyfriend
00:16:53They're so jealous that you're like this with Professor Brian
00:16:58Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:17:04Bullshit! I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my masters
00:17:10What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:14Uh, I know, I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole
00:17:19You're right, I never shut up and I love to hear the sound of my own voice
00:17:24He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met
00:17:28Ah!
00:17:29Ah!
00:17:30Ah!
00:17:31Ah!
00:17:32Ah!
00:17:33Ah!
00:17:34Ah!
00:17:35Wow!
00:17:36What a coincidence!
00:17:37If it isn't my favorite professor!
00:17:38I didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:17:52I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:17:55Ah!
00:17:56Ah!
00:17:57Ah!
00:17:58Ah!
00:17:59Ah!
00:18:00Ah!
00:18:01Ah!
00:18:02Ah!
00:18:03Ah!
00:18:04A fancy date, it's happening!
00:18:06I mean, I can't believe it!
00:18:07Leo really asked you out!
00:18:08Finally!
00:18:09It's my turn!
00:18:12Hmm!
00:18:14Hmm!
00:18:17Mia!
00:18:18I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow?
00:18:23Yeah!
00:18:24You don't have to worry about me. You're such a good friend.
00:18:29But now I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:18:34Go, girl!
00:18:41Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:18:43Leo is mine.
00:18:47Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:18:50A-B-S.
00:18:52Always be smiling!
00:19:06Hi.
00:19:07This is a very important meeting.
00:19:09I'll give out the samples I mentioned at my notes.
00:19:12Peter?
00:19:13Leo!
00:19:16What the f-f-f?
00:19:22Come on, hurry up.
00:19:24His notes must have been in the invite, but where did it go?
00:19:28Mia, come on.
00:19:29Get your head in the gate.
00:19:31It's done, Brian.
00:19:32Good to see you.
00:19:33Long time no see.
00:19:34How have you been?
00:19:35Good.
00:19:36Should we have a coast?
00:19:37We should.
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:40I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:42Mia, you wanna show them?
00:19:43Yeah, samples.
00:19:44Sample?
00:19:45You must be starving.
00:19:47Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:19:48Oh, I'm not feeling well.
00:19:49What are you?
00:19:50I'm not feeling well.
00:19:51Good.
00:19:52I'm very good.
00:19:53I'm good.
00:19:54Should we have a coast?
00:19:55We should, thank you.
00:19:56Oh.
00:19:57I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59Mia, do you wanna show them?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Sample?
00:20:02Sample?
00:20:07You must be starving.
00:20:14Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:20:16I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:20:21Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:20:25So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:20:30Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:20:32Everyone needs a little bit of a business.
00:20:34It's just a nice change of pace.
00:20:37Yes, she's a great girl.
00:20:39One second.
00:20:41Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:20:47Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:50I thought this was a date.
00:20:53A date?
00:20:54Really?
00:20:56You're into your presser?
00:20:59Hi.
00:21:02Don't misunderstand this.
00:21:06You're only here because it ends and it's busy.
00:21:10Of course.
00:21:12It's professional.
00:21:16The jetty's ready.
00:21:18Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:21:21Great.
00:21:22Lead the way.
00:21:23I just can't catch a break, can I?
00:21:32Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:35Not good.
00:21:36I am an idiot.
00:21:37I thought it was a date and it's not and I'm out on my ass.
00:21:40Fuck this.
00:21:41This day just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:21:51Thinkin' how loud I'm thinkin'.
00:21:59I don't even wanna play this game.
00:22:03I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:22:31You are my assistant, after all.
00:22:35That is very nice of you.
00:22:38I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:22:40I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:22:43But you did well.
00:22:45You shouldn't push yourself.
00:22:47Here, take this.
00:22:48I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:23:06Don't worry about me.
00:23:07I got this.
00:23:08I need to trip to you forever.
00:23:19Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:23:26It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:23:29You want something to drink?
00:23:30I'm good.
00:23:33What's wrong?
00:23:35I got it.
00:23:44Damn it.
00:23:45Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:54There's a lesson from your professor.
00:23:58Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:24:04Would you like to find out?
00:24:11I got you, you.
00:24:21He is so sexy.
00:24:24I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:24:34How many girls have just melted looking at those eyes?
00:24:40But I'm a professor.
00:24:41I won't take advantage of you.
00:24:46Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:24:49I've heard he's a total fuckboy.
00:24:51And he hooks up with girls all night.
00:24:54So, why did Lily say that?
00:25:01Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:25:07Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:09Mia is married?
00:25:11Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:22Was that your parents?
00:25:25No, actually my parents are dead.
00:25:30I'm sorry.
00:25:32I'll take you home.
00:25:34You really don't have to do that.
00:25:41Thanks for the ride.
00:25:44Where were you?
00:25:45We were waiting for you.
00:25:47It's kind of a thing.
00:25:48Sorry.
00:25:49It's okay.
00:25:50We were just...
00:25:51I'm scared shitless.
00:25:52I'm glad you're all right.
00:25:57Hey.
00:25:58Miss Rose got home safe.
00:26:01So, I'm off to the bar.
00:26:02Oh, uh, there was some guy there, though.
00:26:05He was, like, pushing her around.
00:26:07What?
00:26:08Who?
00:26:10I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:26:12Oh, but...
00:26:13They went inside.
00:26:15Together.
00:26:16Now, she is obviously after you.
00:26:19So, why don't you just fire her?
00:26:22We need her expertise.
00:26:24And as a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:26:26Mmm.
00:26:27Yeah, good excuse.
00:26:30Look into her supposed husband.
00:26:49We haven't spent any time together.
00:26:52Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:55We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:27:00So, don't get any ideas.
00:27:04I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:27:12I want to let real near take you away from me.
00:27:15Wait, so he carried you home.
00:27:27He's totally in love with you.
00:27:29Advance congratulations on graduating early.
00:27:33It's...
00:27:34Stay the fuck away from me.
00:27:42We are never going to happen?
00:27:46He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:27:50You know how men are.
00:27:51They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:27:55It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:27:57I shook my hand too soon.
00:27:59Don't give up that easy.
00:28:01We still have plan B.
00:28:03The gold shovel there.
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:28:11Take this.
00:28:12It was developed by my department.
00:28:14It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:28:19Emma, you are a genius.
00:28:22Lee O'Brien, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:48Breathe.
00:28:49Eating alone, Professor Bryan?
00:28:52I usually lunch on my own, but you're welcome to join me.
00:28:56Just me.
00:28:56Sorry for the misunderstanding.
00:28:58I just wanted to borrow this.
00:29:00You're not really my type.
00:29:04I'm sorry.
00:29:05Oh, yeah.
00:29:19Nice work.
00:29:20He's definitely jealous.
00:29:21How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:40Enough.
00:29:44How can Mia say I'm not her type?
00:29:47It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:29:50I found something on her husband.
00:29:59Seems like she's secretly married.
00:30:02None of her classmates know.
00:30:04We need a P.I.
00:30:05She's too innocent.
00:30:10I'm afraid that someone was going to take advantage of her.
00:30:13I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:30:17She lives in a shady part of town.
00:30:20Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:30:22Professor Bryan, I need the afternoon off.
00:30:32Why?
00:30:33Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:30:37With who?
00:30:38Now, that is really none of your business.
00:30:42You can't.
00:30:43I need you this afternoon.
00:30:44Miss Assistant?
00:30:55And it's totally working.
00:30:57Please take me a shopping.
00:31:00Careful.
00:31:02Who are you talking to?
00:31:03It's private.
00:31:06And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:08Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:31:09Which one do you like?
00:31:20Try it on.
00:31:22It's for a birthday present.
00:31:24How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:28Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:29Okay.
00:31:29Okay.
00:31:29Okay.
00:31:29Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:31:46Way too many coincidences.
00:31:48Yeah.
00:31:53These are gorgeous.
00:31:55Are they really for me?
00:32:00I...
00:32:01Actually, they're...
00:32:03A gift for someone else.
00:32:07If I didn't know better,
00:32:09I think this Mia was my wife.
00:32:11Sorry.
00:32:13Uh-huh.
00:32:14My mistake.
00:32:17Shit.
00:32:17Is he interested in someone else?
00:32:20Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:25Hold on.
00:32:43You looked beautiful in them.
00:32:45No, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:48If you don't look good,
00:32:49it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:32:52Here.
00:32:52Have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:33:04Hey, what's up?
00:33:06Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:33:12Who are you going out with?
00:33:17Who are you going out with?
00:33:18I am off the clock, boss.
00:33:20Don't worry about me.
00:33:24She lives in a shady part of town.
00:33:27Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:33:30You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:33:33It's dangerous.
00:33:34What?
00:33:35Do you like me or something?
00:33:39Just admit you're jealous.
00:33:42You're not going out tonight.
00:33:43You're going back to the lab
00:33:46to run some tests
00:33:48that I need to be in SAP.
00:34:09What is this?
00:34:10What is this?
00:34:16That is a luminol test.
00:34:21The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:34:24It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:34:29Explain it like I'm fine.
00:34:31Take us, for example.
00:34:33We reacted before we even knew it.
00:34:37It kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:41It does.
00:34:48Your heart is racing.
00:34:50It must be broken.
00:34:51Good night.
00:34:58Happy birthday.
00:35:01We're dark today.
00:35:03Make a wish.
00:35:05I haven't begun to think about that.
00:35:08I have an idea.
00:35:09You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:35:32I love it.
00:35:38Mia.
00:35:42Oh my God, it's beautiful.
00:35:44I love the stars.
00:35:45I love the stars.
00:35:45You know, I haven't really gotten a chance to...
00:36:03look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:36:19So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:22It's my pleasure.
00:36:31You're a listener.
00:36:34I'm a German.
00:36:36You're drunk.
00:36:39Step number five, and Mia's gonna lead to romance.
00:36:44Take risks.
00:36:46Mia's gonna lead to romance.
00:36:49What are you talking about?
00:36:50I don't know.
00:36:52Why are you naked?
00:37:11What happened last night?
00:37:13Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:16Oh, dumbass.
00:37:17Remember.
00:37:18Remember.
00:37:22Toして.
00:37:24Bye.
00:37:24Bye.
00:37:25Bye.
00:37:25Bye.
00:37:28Bye.
00:37:29Bye.
00:37:52Bye.
00:37:52oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you're getting cold feet
00:38:02remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident i swear my bad
00:38:11i'm gonna go shower
00:38:16this data is all over the place
00:38:32maybe he does like me
00:38:36holy shit this life together
00:38:46that bitch after a professor just graduate
00:38:55i need another favor
00:39:03can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:39:06oh sure bessie let's meet at the bar
00:39:10utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance
00:39:18edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:39:24no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:39:29careful me
00:39:32oh it's blinding
00:39:36um i have to go write some essays
00:39:44my whole thesis is out the window
00:39:50science is a joke
00:39:52you got me there
00:39:56certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:40:00hello
00:40:01hello
00:40:05lily oh my gosh how are you i'm feeling great my boyfriend is so obsessed with me he's
00:40:14showering me with cash so lucky yeah you must have really good taste see that wow
00:40:22that's beautiful
00:40:24that's beautiful
00:40:25he must love spending money on you
00:40:27yes he does
00:40:29oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:40:33would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:40:37please
00:40:40please don't rush me
00:40:44actually is that it i have to go
00:40:46lily what's gotten into you you've been acting different ever since you started dating that
00:40:51guy can i at least meet him or it's okay he's a very busy man i i have to go
00:40:58uh hi
00:41:00you sure have some generous friends mia
00:41:05what's that supposed to mean
00:41:07she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep them and for free too
00:41:11i should give this back
00:41:15hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:41:20i was on the way
00:41:22uh i feel sick
00:41:29what's wrong
00:41:33uh can we go
00:41:42mia
00:41:43professor brian
00:41:44what are you doing here
00:41:45my friend she lost this necklace trying to get back to her
00:41:48i gotta find her
00:41:57sorry
00:41:58she has a necklace i gave you
00:42:13how do you know her
00:42:14i know her from high school
00:42:16we were both named mia so
00:42:18we were obviously friends
00:42:20why are you hiding from her
00:42:22uh
00:42:23she wants me to lend her some cash
00:42:25not interested
00:42:27yep
00:42:28she's the worst
00:42:30should stay away from her
00:42:32i know her
00:42:34what you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:42:37i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:40i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:41i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:42i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:43i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:47may rose
00:42:51i'm grace
00:42:52your mother-in-law
00:42:53sweetheart
00:42:54i heard you want a divorce
00:42:56that's true but you don't have to worry about me
00:43:08my son gave this to you right
00:43:10no actually that's my friend lily's
00:43:13impossible
00:43:14i helped them pick it out
00:43:16i'm positive
00:43:17lily accepted a gift from him
00:43:19yeah
00:43:20i promised your mom i'd look after you
00:43:22please talk to my son
00:43:26i promised your mom i'd look after you
00:43:29please talk to my son
00:43:40clock's ticking
00:43:41how's your experiment coming along
00:43:42um well if you look at the graph here you can see the time and location
00:43:45okay okay wait wait wait wait
00:43:46cut to the point okay
00:43:47he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130
00:43:50130
00:43:51mine would reach 132 if i got one million in grunts
00:43:54what more do you want from me
00:43:56how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:43:58what
00:43:59who's in love with Mia
00:44:06she has a secret admirer
00:44:07i think we need to congratulate her
00:44:10really
00:44:12who
00:44:14i have no idea
00:44:16my office
00:44:17now
00:44:24am i here just so you can watch me work
00:44:27am i here just so you can watch me work
00:44:30running a launch for the new AI next week
00:44:32after that
00:44:34i'm leaving
00:44:35what
00:44:36remember about your credits Mia
00:44:39you've been a great assistant
00:44:41is he really leaving
00:44:42so
00:44:45he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:44:48the old farts playing matchmaker
00:44:50but he's leaving so soon
00:44:52do you have enough time
00:44:53never fear
00:44:55david is here
00:44:57quick
00:44:59what's step six to Mia's guide to love
00:45:02make your target jealous
00:45:04exactly
00:45:05we need
00:45:06the
00:45:08perfect
00:45:09rival
00:45:15you need
00:45:16the perfect rival
00:45:18for leo
00:45:22the perfect rival
00:45:28we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:45:31what are you doing
00:45:32what are you doing
00:45:34you have got to be kidding me
00:45:36the most influential authors in the center
00:45:39that's making me think
00:45:41like
00:45:43hey babe
00:45:45you up for lunch?
00:45:49cat
00:45:50he's coming to the cafe with me
00:45:52i'm actually
00:45:53a little busy
00:45:55sounds fun
00:46:02dang
00:46:03Mia
00:46:04i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:46:15i feel the same way
00:46:17i just love how open
00:46:20and honest you are
00:46:23too slow
00:46:25time for the final blow
00:46:27you dare
00:46:33can't you see she's not into you
00:46:36you wish dude
00:46:38i know the code to her apartment
00:46:39we're like
00:46:40close close
00:46:42is that so?
00:46:44yeah
00:46:45of course
00:46:49fine
00:46:51enjoy your dessert
00:46:53what just happened?
00:46:55did we screw up?
00:46:57don't worry about it
00:46:58we still have plan B
00:47:00David was telling the truth
00:47:01but he was spotted at her house
00:47:03so is he her husband?
00:47:05uh no
00:47:06but the B.I. is still investigating
00:47:08go back to the office
00:47:09got it
00:47:13Professor Leo
00:47:14what a coincidence
00:47:16up for a match?
00:47:18David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:47:21you're on
00:47:22huh
00:47:23wooo
00:47:27ahhh
00:47:30ahhh
00:47:32ahhh
00:47:34ahhh
00:47:36ahhhh
00:47:40ahhh
00:47:42ahhh
00:47:43ahhh
00:47:45ahhh
00:47:46Hey?
00:47:50So nobody cares about you at all.
00:47:57Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:47:59Just rest it on here.
00:48:13He seems to have you all riled up.
00:48:17Well, you're my assistant.
00:48:20Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:24Oh!
00:48:26I'll get that.
00:48:32I finally took the leap, but...
00:48:36Could you get that? It might be important.
00:48:41Looks like it's your mom.
00:48:46Mom.
00:48:49Oh, hi.
00:48:49Um, your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:48:52I want you to come.
00:48:53You and Mia?
00:48:57You and Mia?
00:48:58I can't. I'm busy.
00:49:02All right. I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:49:05Um, Professor, I need the night off.
00:49:19Fine. I'll take you home.
00:49:21You live here too?
00:49:22Yeah.
00:49:23This is the place.
00:49:25Yeah? This is the place.
00:49:28Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:49:31What?
00:49:35I've got the research results on David. He's actually...
00:49:41Who's David to you?
00:49:43I've known him forever. It's always been really good to me.
00:49:48I got somewhere to be.
00:49:50He seems upset.
00:50:04Mia.
00:50:05Hello, sweetheart. I'm great.
00:50:08I'm sorry. Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:50:11It's okay. No worries.
00:50:13Good. Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:50:17You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:50:29I do.
00:50:31My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:50:38I understand.
00:50:40Give him another chance.
00:50:42He's working at your school now.
00:50:45Maybe it's fate.
00:50:47Really?
00:50:49Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:56Stay away from David.
00:50:58He's...
00:50:59Yay!
00:51:00Oh, my God!
00:51:02Oh, you are wasted!
00:51:04He's playing you.
00:51:06Yeah, I know.
00:51:07What?
00:51:08They're my friends. They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:51:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:13There are ways you begin.
00:51:15It's really no big deal.
00:51:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please!
00:51:20Yeah, drink me!
00:51:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please!
00:51:25Whoa, whoa!
00:51:26Whoa!
00:51:27Leo!
00:51:29What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:31He is drunk!
00:51:32Why would you do that?
00:51:34Oh!
00:51:35I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:51:46I'm gonna ask you one more time.
00:51:48Do you like me?
00:51:53Then start acting like my professor.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:52:02Why am I disappointed?
00:52:04I don't have feelings for him.
00:52:06Right?
00:52:10I've been waiting for you forever.
00:52:12Leo, I...
00:52:13Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:52:15I met your mom today.
00:52:18Um, sure.
00:52:20It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:52:22We had a great conversation.
00:52:24She always wanted that ring.
00:52:27Um, what ring?
00:52:29The one she traded with your mom.
00:52:32Oh.
00:52:37Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:39Can I ask you something?
00:52:42Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:49Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:53Yeah?
00:52:54Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:56Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but...
00:53:02That's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so...
00:53:06Fine, but...
00:53:08At least can you drink with me?
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:13Cheers to me, single, I guess.
00:53:15Cheers.
00:53:16Cheers.
00:53:17Cheers.
00:53:18Cheers.
00:53:19Cheers.
00:53:20Cheers.
00:53:21Cheers.
00:53:22Cheers.
00:53:23Cheers.
00:53:24Cheers.
00:53:25Cheers.
00:53:26Cheers.
00:53:27Cheers.
00:53:28Cheers.
00:53:29Cheers.
00:53:30Cheers.
00:53:31Cheers.
00:53:32Cheers.
00:53:33Cheers.
00:53:34Cheers.
00:53:35Cheers.
00:53:36Cheers.
00:53:37Cheers.
00:53:38Cheers.
00:53:39Cheers.
00:53:40Cheers.
00:53:41Cheers.
00:53:42Cheers.
00:53:43Cheers.
00:53:44Cheers.
00:53:45I'm so tired.
00:54:06Professor Brian.
00:54:08I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:11Why is everything so last-minute with you?
00:54:15I have a life, too, you know?
00:54:17So stop meddling.
00:54:19I am so pissed off.
00:54:22He always gets me heated.
00:54:28Is that Emma and David in there?
00:54:41Hey, fancy seeing you here.
00:54:49What is this?
00:54:50Time to fess up.
00:54:51This is too far.
00:54:53I told you he was playing you.
00:54:54There's your proof.
00:54:55No, just let him also understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:58This is our plan B.
00:54:59Let's continue the scene.
00:55:01Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:03Oh, no!
00:55:04You caught us!
00:55:05I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:09And you know what?
00:55:10Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:14Oh, my God!
00:55:18Ah, God.
00:55:19I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:22And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:26Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:32God!
00:55:32Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:37Emma!
00:55:38Wait!
00:55:43So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:48You were right.
00:55:50I have to be honest.
00:55:58I'm meaning to ask.
00:56:00What is this actually for?
00:56:02It detects your heart, right?
00:56:06So you giving it to me was intentional?
00:56:24Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:26No!
00:56:27Take me, my hand.
00:56:32Take me, my hand.
00:56:36Take me, my hand.
00:56:39Professor Bryant.
00:56:44Professor Bryant.
00:56:46Call me Leo.
00:56:48Leo?
00:56:49Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:51I think you crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:56What do you mean by that?
00:56:58I can't take my eyes off you.
00:57:00I'm always worried about you.
00:57:03Why?
00:57:05I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:09Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:57:12Dreaming of a place away from home.
00:57:15A paradise on fear.
00:57:16What more do you want from me?
00:57:17How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:18Do you love me?
00:57:19Do you love me?
00:57:21What more do you want from me?
00:57:28How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:31Do you love me?
00:57:40I need some time.
00:57:41Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:46That's oddly specific.
00:57:48I just can't wait.
00:57:51I need to take care of something first.
00:57:54What is it?
00:57:56Actually, I'm married.
00:58:06Actually, I'm married.
00:58:08It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:12I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:58:16I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:18It's too late for that.
00:58:21Get out.
00:58:32If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:38Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:41This is my son.
00:58:42Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:44He looks familiar.
00:58:50I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:53Leave a message if you need any.
00:58:54Do you want a divorce?
00:59:06I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:10Take this as an apology.
00:59:12Let's talk about this later.
00:59:14I don't feel very good.
00:59:15Can we stay like this?
00:59:23It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:28I've already made up my mind.
00:59:37I'm not moving out.
00:59:39Then I'm leaving.
00:59:48It's her.
00:59:49It's her.
00:59:53Again.
00:59:59What do you want from me?
01:00:01Well, we both hate Mia, right?
01:00:05Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
01:00:09More to mention, she's a homewrecker.
01:00:12Such a bitch.
01:00:14What do you think about revenge?
01:00:17Let's take her down.
01:00:18What's the plan?
01:00:19Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:45Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:47She means nothing to me.
01:00:51Then why did you marry her?
01:00:54Mia.
01:00:56Sorry, I...
01:00:57If I crush this press conference,
01:01:00then can you promise me something?
01:01:04What?
01:01:05Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:14You really want to meet her?
01:01:17This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:26All right.
01:01:28Promise.
01:01:31Whoa, he really does look like Leah.
01:01:33What, are they twins or something?
01:01:36Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:39No.
01:01:40She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:45Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:50I want to put it past him.
01:01:51There's no way.
01:01:52We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:55Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:59I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:01Oh, my God.
01:02:05What's wrong?
01:02:07Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:10Shit.
01:02:11No one's going to believe her.
01:02:13What are we going to do?
01:02:14Those people are so crazy.
01:02:23Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:26You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:29Thanks.
01:02:30It's like every time I open my phone, it's...
01:02:32Oh, wait.
01:02:35Take this.
01:02:38This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:40He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:43He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:49Are you sure?
01:02:50Absolutely.
01:02:51Just tell him Lil sent you, and then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:58Okay.
01:02:58Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Bryant.
01:03:23Victor?
01:03:25Babe.
01:03:28I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:32Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:35Um, yeah, for sure.
01:03:40It's amazing.
01:03:41You're amazing.
01:03:43People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:46You know?
01:03:47I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:03:51Wait.
01:04:03Picture on row.
01:04:13Nansen, come with me now.
01:04:14I'll take care of you, all right?
01:04:42The police are out of the way!
01:04:47Get the hell out of here!
01:04:49It's okay.
01:04:51You're safe now.
01:04:54You're safe now.
01:04:57I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:01Thank you for saving me.
01:05:04I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:07I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:12You should get some rest.
01:05:15I'm still so scared.
01:05:18No kissing.
01:05:44No, not yet.
01:05:46Why?
01:05:48You have a wife.
01:05:51Hello.
01:06:03See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Byron.
01:06:09In the middle of the night, follow you right.
01:06:18Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:21Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:25The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:06:36I can't believe I did it.
01:06:38You did a great job.
01:06:40I'll keep my promise.
01:06:42Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:06:51And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:55I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:57The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:03And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:08Leo, Bryan, and Mia Rose.
01:07:14He's my...
01:07:16He's my husband.
01:07:27Hello, everyone.
01:07:28Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:39What are you doing?
01:07:40How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:43Let me go.
01:07:44Hey, let's go.
01:07:45Let me go.
01:07:47Leo, I love you.
01:07:49Let me go.
01:07:51Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:53Why are you doing this to me?
01:07:54I mean, what happened?
01:08:07We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:10Where'd she go?
01:08:11You're useless as ever.
01:08:29Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:33Really?
01:08:35Actually, I should thank you.
01:08:37Because Mia and Leo hit it off, and I moved in with him.
01:08:44What?
01:08:46Well, you know him.
01:08:48He's icy.
01:08:50But not with me, of course.
01:08:53You are ruining everything.
01:08:58Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:09:01I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:03But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:05I know, Leon, he would never do that to me.
01:09:10Oh, yeah?
01:09:12Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:24Mia!
01:09:31Mia!
01:09:31Mia!
01:09:35Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:38I know where she is.
01:09:43Where?
01:09:45Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:55She's there.
01:09:56You did that on purpose.
01:10:06Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:12Mia!
01:10:12The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:10:23An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:29Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:31I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:35Nothing happened.
01:10:36Please, believe me.
01:10:38Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:40I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:45I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:48I'm sorry.
01:10:49I started all of this.
01:10:51You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:54Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:58Mia?
01:10:58Mia?
01:11:05Guess what?
01:11:06I have a bunny going on.
01:11:08Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:13I'm sorry.
01:11:21I'm sorry.
01:11:21I'm sorry.
01:11:22May I?
01:11:23Professor Brian?
01:11:24I need to come clean.
01:11:27This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:30An experiment?
01:11:32I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:36Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:38I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:41This fitness tracker?
01:11:43I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:46I never really loved you.
01:11:48So now we're Ethan.
01:11:50I don't believe you.
01:11:54Experiment is over.
01:11:57We're over.
01:12:03You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:05Why?
01:12:05I just can't do it.
01:12:08Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:11Graduate late?
01:12:13That's not like you.
01:12:15Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:30Wait.
01:12:33Are you crying?
01:12:35What's wrong?
01:12:39Mia, I don't have much time.
01:12:40I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:42Safe travels.
01:12:43Please.
01:12:44I want to tell you something.
01:12:45Just listen to me.
01:12:48I...
01:12:48What's that?
01:12:51I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant.
01:12:55Take care.
01:12:56I've got a dark side.
01:12:59They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:03I try to act like I've got it all under control, but it's a mess.
01:13:12You look like a mess, man.
01:13:14Thanks.
01:13:15Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:19Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:22I'm sorry, she's pregnant now.
01:13:27How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:30It doesn't matter, okay?
01:13:32Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:36Stop moping around.
01:13:37Yeah.
01:13:40You know what?
01:13:41Get your ass up.
01:13:42We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:44Oh.
01:13:46All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:51Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:13:55Now it's morning.
01:13:55Can't catch your breath.
01:13:58Hold your breath.
01:13:59Not the halo effect again.
01:14:19Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:24I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:14:27I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:30That's a stupid name.
01:14:32Come on.
01:14:33The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:14:36Every year, the student council picks three nights,
01:14:39and at the end of the ball, we get to bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:43It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:45It's today.
01:14:46You should place a bid.
01:14:47Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:49Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:51I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:54I came here for the student lineup photos,
01:14:56so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:59Come on, Mia.
01:15:00It's been a whole week.
01:15:01Are you going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some painting on the wall?
01:15:06Are you really okay with this?
01:15:09Look at him, standing there.
01:15:11Like, nothing ever happens.
01:15:13I'm taking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:17Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:21Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:23Don't you want to know what he's thinking?
01:15:25Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:15:27Hey, everybody.
01:15:33Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:15:35First up, please welcome our Knights of the Starry Night.
01:15:40First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:44Five hundred.
01:15:52Six hundred.
01:15:54Eight hundred.
01:15:59One thousand.
01:16:02One thousand five hundred.
01:16:04One thousand five hundred.
01:16:06Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:16:09Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:10Don't you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:11Two thousand.
01:16:14Two thousand here.
01:16:15Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Leah is such a fool.
01:16:27Three thousand dollars.
01:16:31Three thousand coin once.
01:16:35Three thousand coin twice.
01:16:38And sold!
01:16:41Three thousand.
01:17:05Six hundred.
01:17:06That's right.
01:17:06You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:17:10You paid for me.
01:17:13Shouldn't we end this now?
01:17:16Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:18What's that supposed to be?
01:17:25You're the real Mia.
01:17:28My Mia.
01:17:31Although I'd have to admit,
01:17:34getting someone to pretend to be you
01:17:36is creative.
01:17:39Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:41Anson checked.
01:17:43The tests were fake.
01:17:47What?
01:17:50Shall we get out of here?
01:17:52Mrs. Bryant.
01:18:02Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:04I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:08We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:11So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:19So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:22Let me run some calculations.
01:18:28Let me run some calculations.
01:18:33You have to say the magic words.
01:18:39I love you.
01:18:42Nothing can stop you.
01:18:45No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:49Follow your heart and we'll stay wrong.
01:18:59Go.
01:19:00Get out.
01:19:01You can't do this to me.
01:19:02You can't do this to me.
01:19:03You're just a maid.
01:19:05I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:19:07I'm not a maid.
01:19:08I am his mother.
01:19:10There he is.
01:19:12Go ahead.
01:19:13Tell him.
01:19:14Leo!
01:19:17Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:25Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:27Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:31Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:33I missed you.
01:19:33Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:36Don't touch me.
01:19:39Mia!
01:19:44If you change your mind,
01:19:46you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:49Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:52What was that?
01:19:57So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:20:00Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:06Congratulations, baby.
01:20:08Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:12I am not done researching.
01:20:14How much I love you.
01:20:19Hey, you stole something.
01:20:24What?
01:20:25Come closer.
01:20:26Closer.
01:20:31There.
01:20:32Now we're even.
01:20:35Emma!
01:20:36Wait!
01:20:47Leo?
01:20:49Are you here?
01:21:09You're just in time.
01:21:11Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:14I'll never be alone again.
01:21:19Miros, will he be my wife?
01:21:31Again.
01:21:37Miros, will he be my wife?
01:21:41Again.
01:21:43Of course.
01:21:43By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:22:07What?
01:22:07I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:10Looks like you've been standing up on me's Guide to Romance.
01:22:14I've done some research of my own.
01:22:18Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:22No.
01:22:23Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:29For example,
01:22:30Where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:34Here.
01:22:39Here.
01:22:40Here.
01:22:45Here.
01:22:46Love, love, love, love me.
01:23:01Right, Professor Bryant.
01:23:03I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:06Love, love, love me.
01:23:10As I am.
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