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Married For Greencard, Stayed For Love (NEW) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00We're engaged, David.
00:00:11Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:00:13You know I just got laid off.
00:00:14My work visa expires in 60 days.
00:00:17I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders.
00:00:20It's not my responsibility.
00:00:25What?
00:00:30How could you say that?
00:00:31We've been together for two years.
00:00:33We're already living together.
00:00:34If we were going to get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:00:37See, that's the problem.
00:00:38I don't want to marry you.
00:00:40Ever.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41Look, truth is...
00:00:43I'm already seeing someone else.
00:00:46Who?
00:00:46It doesn't matter, Leslie.
00:00:48Let's break up.
00:00:50Please move out of my apartment.
00:00:51Now.
00:00:54Don't cry, Leslie.
00:00:56Not in front of this cheating asshole.
00:01:00Leslie.
00:01:08Look, I'm sorry.
00:01:10It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:01:14I deserve someone better.
00:01:16Fuck you, David.
00:01:17Yeah, whatever.
00:01:19Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:21I won't swallow what you're saying.
00:01:41Because you mean nothing to me.
00:01:45I don't follow the way you're playing.
00:01:48I'm living in the family.
00:01:50Miss Madison?
00:02:05You going somewhere?
00:02:06I can give you a ride.
00:02:08Let's go with you in private.
00:02:09Leslie.
00:02:12Leslie.
00:02:13Who is this?
00:02:17This is my new boyfriend.
00:02:19He's hotter than you.
00:02:21Richer than you.
00:02:22And has a bigger dick than you.
00:02:25So you're the one who's getting down to date.
00:02:27Sorry about that.
00:02:40This is so embarrassing.
00:02:43I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same day.
00:02:48And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
00:02:54Wait, who are you?
00:02:57Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is.
00:03:02The person's already refused the donation.
00:03:04There's nothing else I can do.
00:03:08You said this person's the only match for my brother.
00:03:11Uh, correct.
00:03:14Then you must know I have no recourse.
00:03:16This person doesn't donate.
00:03:19My brother dies.
00:03:20You swore an oath to save lives.
00:03:23Please.
00:03:25Save my brother.
00:03:31Leslie Madison.
00:03:33The donor.
00:03:39Miss Madison.
00:03:41My name is Simon Williams.
00:03:42Leslie.
00:03:43Just call me Leslie.
00:03:45Leslie.
00:03:46I need your help.
00:03:47I need you to save my brother.
00:03:53I don't know about this.
00:03:58When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
00:04:03Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
00:04:06Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia?
00:04:09If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
00:04:11I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore.
00:04:16Isn't there anyone else?
00:04:19No.
00:04:19You're the only one.
00:04:23My brother.
00:04:26His name is James.
00:04:27He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
00:04:33Parents died when we were really young.
00:04:35We were raised by our grandmother.
00:04:37Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:04:41Yes, money.
00:04:43How could I forget?
00:04:46Money, of course.
00:04:47I can give you whatever you want.
00:04:48You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:04:49What did you just say?
00:05:00Are you an American citizen?
00:05:01Yes, of course.
00:05:03Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:05:10Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:05:13You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
00:05:17Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
00:05:22Does she know who I am?
00:05:24Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:05:27Let me get this straight.
00:05:29You want to marry me?
00:05:32For a green card?
00:05:35Yes.
00:05:36Why else would I marry a stranger?
00:05:39Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
00:05:46What do you say?
00:05:47What do you say?
00:05:53Okay.
00:05:54Deal.
00:06:03Sorry.
00:06:07We just need to do a blood test to confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:13Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
00:06:22Hey, are you okay?
00:06:24Yeah.
00:06:26Um...
00:06:26You can use this one.
00:06:30Come on, Leslie.
00:06:46You've got to pull through.
00:06:48You can't get deported.
00:06:50Mom and Dad are counting on you.
00:06:57Are you okay?
00:06:59You seem like you're about to faint.
00:07:00I'm...
00:07:01I'm...
00:07:02I'm...
00:07:03Hey.
00:07:05Don't look at her.
00:07:07Look at me.
00:07:07I'll tell you a secret.
00:07:12I'm...
00:07:13I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
00:07:14I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
00:07:19This one time, I was in, like, this huge meeting, and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up.
00:07:27And I ran out the door, and I peed my pants.
00:07:33And we're done.
00:07:35See, that wasn't so bad, right?
00:07:38I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:54Don't you miss?
00:07:57So this is your aunt's place?
00:08:01Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:05I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
00:08:08Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:11Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
00:08:15I'll have to get married.
00:08:16Oh, no, no, no.
00:08:18I'll get there myself.
00:08:199am, City Hall.
00:08:21I'll be there.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:23Good night.
00:08:28Good night, Simon.
00:08:32You what?
00:08:34Marry her.
00:08:36Tomorrow.
00:08:37It's the only way to save James.
00:08:38So, the money's not enough.
00:08:42She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:08:45Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:08:47I don't think she knows who I am.
00:08:49I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:08:52So that way she can stay in this country.
00:08:53Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep a watch to make sure James recovers.
00:08:59Keep it that way.
00:09:01Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:09:04You cannot let the public know about this.
00:09:07If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:11So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:15Simon!
00:09:36Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby.
00:09:42Hey, loser.
00:09:44Where's my coffee?
00:09:45Hayley, what's the matter with you?
00:09:47Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:50She's not wrong.
00:09:51How long are you staying here anyways?
00:09:54You're a grown-ass adult.
00:09:56I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
00:09:58Toby!
00:09:59Where is she going to go?
00:10:00She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's homeless.
00:10:04Ignore them, sweetheart.
00:10:06Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:09I'll find a place soon, and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
00:10:13As soon as I get a job.
00:10:15Oh crap, I have somewhere important to make.
00:10:22Wait, no breakfast?
00:10:24Important my ass.
00:10:25Where's someone like her going to go?
00:10:26It's not funny.
00:10:27Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:42I mean it.
00:10:43You're welcome.
00:10:43If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:10:52Actually, there is something else.
00:10:54You're welcome.
00:10:55Okay?
00:10:57I made a checklist.
00:10:58Please take a look.
00:11:00I made a checklist.
00:11:02Please take a look.
00:11:02Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:11:03Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos, and number three, go on dates and
00:11:17post on social media.
00:11:18What's all this for?
00:11:20A marriage certificate is not enough.
00:11:23I need this to look realistic.
00:11:25We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:11:30Oh, and don't worry about the bank account, we just need to put a little money together.
00:11:33That's not enough.
00:11:34What?
00:11:35Move in.
00:11:36Together.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Move in.
00:11:39Together.
00:11:40Yes.
00:11:43Move in.
00:11:44Together.
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:47Move in.
00:11:57Together.
00:11:58Yes.
00:11:59Move in.
00:12:01in together yes if you want to make this look believable we're going to have to move in together
00:12:08that's what married people do right that would solve my living arrangement problems
00:12:15but moving in with a stranger and as for the rest of the checklist i got it taken care of
00:12:20don't worry about it oh and um let's have the wedding a week from now that gives me time to
00:12:27prep and uh we can move in together after the wedding sound good wow you are really on top of it
00:12:38i just feel bad making you do all of this work don't worry about it i just need you to stay healthy
00:12:45a brother's life depends on it thank you i mean simon there's one more thing what is it
00:12:53i don't have a lot of money right now so if it's okay can you pay for the wedding bills and don't
00:13:02even worry about the money i think i got it covered no no no i have to pitch in i can't just leech off
00:13:07of you i'll pay you back as soon as i find a new job okay deal okay let's do this
00:13:23good morning mr williams you have a board meeting at 11 30 a.m then you have a lunch with the
00:13:36executive team then later in the afternoon you have a meeting with mr j at crazy maple studio
00:13:41discuss their latest app real short real short the media streaming platform yes it's really popular
00:13:48right now and it's soaring on both ios and google play charts set the meeting room up for mr j's
00:13:53arrival be great if he accepts our investment oh and uh one more thing of course what do you need
00:13:59sir i need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood and then i need a new car
00:14:03something like a mercedes will be fine and lastly i need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now
00:14:08uh okay anything else actually yes hold on a minute
00:14:29who's that
00:14:30who's that is mia white heiress of the white family i hear she's going to be engaged to mr williams
00:14:40soon but she's not even that pretty yeah but who cares she's worth billions i hear t9 is going to
00:14:46merge with white group what does that mean for us pay raise mr j it was great talking to you today
00:14:56i guarantee you that t6 is going to take your company to the next level yes yes of course
00:15:07okay um talk to you next week hi siden
00:15:14um mia what are you what are you doing here you haven't called or texted you know i've been busy
00:15:25you're grandmother wanted me to check up on you it's almost 5 30 we should go grab dinner
00:15:40i made us reservations at joel rovichon your favorite i uh that's where else to be where bring me
00:15:51me
00:15:54mia go home
00:16:00simon
00:16:05hey aunt marie yes i need to tell you something all right i got married this morning that's nice dear
00:16:22wait what i thought you and david broke up i can't tell emily the truth she'll freak out and tell my
00:16:29parents but i'll just cause more drama back home
00:16:38um i actually met this guy a while back and we recently reconnected and headed off
00:16:43plus you know my visa situation yeah but marriage already well what's his name
00:16:50how old is he what's he do for a living when's dinner i'm so hungry i could eat a hippopotamus
00:16:58almost patty
00:17:03this conversation is not over yet missy don't worry aunt marie i'll be fine
00:17:08and i'm moving in the bus finishing
00:17:19what
00:17:21wait you seriously went and got yourself married who's the guy some homeless bum you found on the
00:17:25street that's not nice what we all know she was marrying for the green card she probably paid some
00:17:31homeless guy for it first of all his name is simon signable he's actually a decent guy with a good job
00:17:39yeah i'll believe it when i see it
00:17:45i have to take this
00:17:52hey is everything okay uh what i can't call and check on my wife
00:17:59of course you can husband i just get worried with james in the hospital and everything no
00:18:08everything's great with james uh the doctor gave us a green lamp for the bone marrow donation so that's
00:18:13going to happen in two weeks the doctor gave us a green lamp for the bone marrow donation so that's
00:18:19going to happen in two weeks okay oh don't worry i'm going to be with you every step of the way
00:18:29actually i was calling about something else from the checklist you said that you wanted a small
00:18:35wedding so i was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping and then maybe buy some rings
00:18:41hey listen don't worry i'm going to pay for everything
00:18:46no need i'm broke and i'll just find something online we're just going to use it for props anyway so
00:18:52there's no reason to waste money no no no really it's no problem at all no it's okay i'll be busy
00:18:57tomorrow anyway i have to apply for jobs oh okay i guess i'll see you tomorrow then have a good morning
00:19:07wow what an interesting girl if she doesn't want to go shopping i guess i want to bring the shopping to
00:19:13her um who are you hi i'm joey from style public relations is there a miss madison living here
00:19:36leslie there's someone at the door for you
00:19:38hi hi i'm leslie madison great then let's get started
00:19:57i know right here is where i wanna be
00:20:06wow spectacular that is amazing what a vision
00:20:13i love it how are you even gonna afford all this you don't even pay us rent
00:20:21hayley
00:20:25all of this looks lovely but she's right i don't think i can afford any of it
00:20:43oh don't worry your husband already paid just pick whatever you like
00:20:48oh i almost forgot susie show her the shoes got it here miss madison let's try these on
00:20:54this was a special order paid for already as well where are those limited edition
00:21:00let me try them on highly what are you doing wait a minute
00:21:03okay um these are custom ordered for miss madison the shoes are in her size
00:21:16how did simon even know my shoe size
00:21:38how did simon even know my shoe size
00:21:51i'm glad you like them
00:22:04simon how are you sleep this is your husband
00:22:07um yeah this is simon what the actual
00:22:13this is simon simon this is my aunt's family we have aunt marie uncle toby and
00:22:23my cousin hayley well it's a pleasure to meet all of you
00:22:27let's do dinner on me next time sounds good simon
00:22:30but today i have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife
00:22:35joey we're all done here yes mr williams we're all done here
00:22:38shall we
00:22:58wait what happened to your rolls royce i'm not that rich of course there's a rental
00:23:08okay
00:23:38Simon, what is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55Let's marry a couple.
00:24:08I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:26Wait, not much?
00:24:29What are you talking about?
00:24:31This place is so nice.
00:24:34What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:38I don't own it. I just rent it.
00:24:41How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:44I don't know if I can afford half.
00:24:46It's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay an apartment.
00:24:49Especially that woman's my wife.
00:24:52Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:54Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:55We can discuss it later.
00:24:58I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:00I made a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:04Sunset Resort?
00:25:05Well, isn't that place, like, five grand an hour?
00:25:09No, no, no, no.
00:25:10I...
00:25:11Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:15Right here is perfect.
00:25:18Do you want a...
00:25:19backyard wedding?
00:25:22Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:28What do you even do for a living?
00:25:31Um...
00:25:35What do you even do for a living?
00:25:43Um...
00:25:43I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:57As you wish.
00:25:58Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right.
00:26:00I should call Teresa.
00:26:02We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from breakup to married in, like, 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow, and I needed a green card.
00:26:17Good crow card.
00:26:19Ah, you know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:23You know?
00:26:26What's his name?
00:26:27Simon Williams.
00:26:31Simon Williams?
00:26:32As in billionaire.
00:26:34CEO.
00:26:34Simon Williams?
00:26:35Of course not.
00:26:45Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:47Are you sure?
00:26:48Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:51There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:54I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:58He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:00I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:04Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:27:08That would be insane.
00:27:09I wish.
00:27:11Okay, next question.
00:27:13Is he hot?
00:27:15Major, I can't eat.
00:27:17You'll see when you make him at the wedding.
00:27:20The wedding.
00:27:21Shall we cheer?
00:27:22Yes, let's do it.
00:27:29Let's take a look.
00:27:31Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:32So cute.
00:27:33Again, again.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:40You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish, but do not post any photos of my grandson
00:27:47on the internet.
00:27:49Is that clear?
00:27:52But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:57Just give me a second.
00:27:59Hi.
00:27:59Hi.
00:27:59You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:09It's very nice to meet you.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:12Let's cut the crap.
00:28:13I've seen hundreds of girls like you, and when this fake marriage fiasco is over, you'll
00:28:20be getting a divorce.
00:28:20You'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:21Immediately.
00:28:22Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:26If James' recovery goes without a hitch, we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:32But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:35So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:38No.
00:28:39That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:41I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring, I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:51So yes, I may be a poor, working class immigrant, but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:58I am not a gold digger.
00:29:00Of course not.
00:29:03Grandma, could you not scare me up right away?
00:29:06She's very hard to find.
00:29:08Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:12It's okay.
00:29:13I understand.
00:29:14I know.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:24Shall we?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:32Thank you right there.
00:29:33Here?
00:29:34Oh, I love it.
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:36Hey, yes.
00:29:37Uh-huh.
00:29:41Perfect.
00:29:42Please?
00:29:43Perfect.
00:29:44Can you get this real quick?
00:29:45Yeah.
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:47Perfect.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Now, Brian, can you lift your chair for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Let me make you right there.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:58I'm going to need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:02Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And it looks like you love me.
00:30:07Okay.
00:30:08Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:11What?
00:30:14I mean, he's right.
00:30:17How's a wedding photo going to be complete without a kiss?
00:30:38Oh, man, I am so tired.
00:30:49Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:54What, did you get enough photos?
00:30:55Oh, yeah.
00:30:59Theresa took some and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:02He made us look super legit.
00:31:04Whoa, just legit?
00:31:05We look cute in these.
00:31:07Okay.
00:31:08Cute and legit.
00:31:11Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:15Why is that?
00:31:17Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:31:22Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:28I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon, and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:34Don't worry, I'll make it private.
00:31:37But it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:41That sounds good.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:43Dr. Walker?
00:31:57Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:02Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:05Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:09Doctor?
00:32:11Something urgent has come up.
00:32:12We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:13Follow me.
00:32:15Please, keep calling Dr. Kenneth.
00:32:17Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:21I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:32:23But since this was sold last second, my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:28Ms. Madison, please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:40You're so brave.
00:32:42Thank you so much.
00:32:54Can you feel a sharp pain when the needle goes up?
00:32:56Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:04Here we go.
00:33:10I have to pull through for Simon.
00:33:28I am so sorry.
00:33:40I am so nervous.
00:33:42I'm so nervous, and I am so nervous.
00:33:43I am so nervous.
00:33:46You're so nervous.
00:33:47I am so nervous.
00:33:48Hey.
00:33:50Leslie?
00:33:51Leslie?
00:33:52Leslie?
00:33:55Hey.
00:33:59What, you're awake.
00:34:00Whoa, how do you feel?
00:34:03I am so nervous.
00:34:04whoa hey how do you feel
00:34:09my back kind of hurts but other than that i feel fine
00:34:17what happened you passed out but the doctor said you're gonna be fine
00:34:24okay um what about your brother is everything okay the bone marrow transfusion
00:34:34is a success
00:34:41it's
00:34:46all thanks to you
00:34:54thanks to you
00:35:01i'm hungry
00:35:16i'm sorry i didn't think of that do you want something to eat
00:35:20and maybe just a bag and fries
00:35:23no i have to give you something more nutritional than that
00:35:27i need you to stay down i'll be right back
00:35:29okay
00:35:30okay
00:35:34i need to make some reservations at epic
00:35:41hmm
00:35:44yes clear the restaurant
00:35:49all right thank you
00:36:04oh i am so full
00:36:21this is the best meal i've ever had
00:36:23you should try my cooking i'm an excellent chef
00:36:25hmm really now
00:36:26you don't seem like the top
00:36:28well there's a lot you don't know about me
00:36:30wife
00:36:32you know it's so strange
00:36:36there's no one in here tonight
00:36:38i thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by
00:36:43well just so it happens i'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor
00:36:46so
00:36:48here we are
00:36:49good job
00:36:50mr williams
00:36:51well glad you like it mrs williams
00:36:53that is still so strange to hear
00:36:57oh yeah that reminds me
00:36:59my friend told me earlier that
00:37:01you happen to have the same name as this billionaire ceo simon williams
00:37:07just so we're on the same page
00:37:12that isn't you is it
00:37:14well leslie hat
00:37:17what do you mean your clothes
00:37:18yeah there's literally two people sitting right there
00:37:21sorry for the whole time for private dining
00:37:22yeah private dining my ass
00:37:23uh
00:37:27wait
00:37:28leslie
00:37:29we gotta uh
00:37:30wait can you go back there
00:37:31wait
00:37:35leslie
00:37:36we gotta uh
00:37:37wait can you go back there
00:37:38uh
00:37:39wow
00:37:40look at you leslie
00:37:42looks like you uh
00:37:44snagged yourself a rich guy
00:37:45and always knew you were after my money
00:37:47i i am so sorry mrs williams for the disturbance from comp meal and uh
00:37:51oh
00:37:52this is your ex-girlfriend
00:37:54yeah
00:37:55sarah
00:37:56me leslie my
00:37:57me leslie my
00:37:58my loser ex
00:37:59i mean
00:38:00she clearly
00:38:01cheated on me with this dude
00:38:04who are you to judge me and call me a cheater
00:38:09simon
00:38:10let's go
00:38:11i would leave her if i was you
00:38:13she's a skank
00:38:14she's probably just trying to use you
00:38:16no one calls my wife as a skank
00:38:28make sure they're blacklisted i want to hear them again
00:38:31thank you for what you did back there
00:38:46but don't get yourself into trouble
00:38:49violence is not the answer
00:38:51well
00:38:52of course it's not the answer but
00:38:54but that's the solution
00:38:59you wanna talk about it
00:39:01what's there to talk about
00:39:04i basically saw everything
00:39:07he was my boyfriend of two years
00:39:10we even got engaged
00:39:13i asked him to help me and marry me
00:39:16instead he dumped me
00:39:18and got somebody better
00:39:20like sarah
00:39:21he doesn't deserve you
00:39:24i just never want to be in that situation again
00:39:28begging someone to help me
00:39:29feeling so powerless
00:39:30i want my fate to lie in my own hands
00:39:35i know exactly what you mean
00:39:39i know exactly what you mean
00:39:47james place beautiful
00:39:53i felt so powerless when he got sick
00:39:56i can't do anything
00:39:58when the doctor showed me your photo
00:40:00i had hope again
00:40:14I'm sorry.
00:40:42I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:45Morning.
00:40:47Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:49Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:54I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:56Plus, you can change yourself my cooking skills.
00:40:58Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:01Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:05Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:06Oh, you got something right here.
00:41:12I'm walking to the finish line, finish line.
00:41:15I need some faith to take me home.
00:41:19No matter what it takes, you gotta know, gotta know.
00:41:23Our life goes all around.
00:41:26We'll take it slow.
00:41:28This is the moment of truth.
00:41:31I try yours, and you try mine.
00:41:33Here we go.
00:41:35Here we go.
00:41:37How is it?
00:41:50Oh, come on.
00:41:55I'm just kidding.
00:41:56It's delicious.
00:41:57It's delicious.
00:41:58These are actually really good.
00:42:12Oh, wow.
00:42:14Was it good?
00:42:15Mm-hmm.
00:42:16Let me try.
00:42:29Yummy.
00:42:30That's weird.
00:42:36What?
00:42:40I got a meeting.
00:42:41I gotta go to the office.
00:42:42Do you have any plans?
00:42:43It's already Monday.
00:42:45I have an interview.
00:42:46I gotta go.
00:42:47Well, hang on.
00:42:48Listen, I can give you a ride.
00:42:53Darling, you're back.
00:42:55How wonderful.
00:42:58You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:00No, sweetheart.
00:43:01You're a doll.
00:43:02Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:03Okay.
00:43:04I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:05I know.
00:43:06I missed you.
00:43:07Sit down, darling.
00:43:08So nice to see you.
00:43:09By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:12They're great for your health.
00:43:14Oh, darling.
00:43:15That's so kind of you.
00:43:17But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:19You're practically family.
00:43:21That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:24I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:27Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:29We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:31And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:35But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:41I make the time to see him.
00:43:43He says no.
00:43:44Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:47Preoccupied?
00:43:48With what?
00:43:52Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:54If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:56I mean, I...
00:43:57He...
00:43:59I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:02But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:05Of course.
00:44:07You have my word.
00:44:09Just my luck.
00:44:17Sarah, meet Leslie.
00:44:22My...
00:44:23My loser, actually.
00:44:26Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:28This is a professional setting.
00:44:30You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:39When I saw your resume, I almost left.
00:44:42I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:48So, Miss Madison.
00:44:50Tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:56Miss Madison.
00:44:57Tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:01I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:45:06I wasn't fired.
00:45:08I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:11They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:13They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:15There's actually a word for that.
00:45:18It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:23Loser.
00:45:24Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:26You're very professional.
00:45:29The boss should be proud.
00:45:38Hey, it's me.
00:45:42So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:47Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:49She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:45:53And that's why she got fired.
00:45:55What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:02I smell all the way down to the driveway.
00:46:04I'm glad you're home.
00:46:06Dinner is ready.
00:46:07I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house.
00:46:10And I already have dinner on the table.
00:46:12You're incredible.
00:46:13What do you usually come home to?
00:46:36Usually darkness.
00:46:37Well, you have me now.
00:46:40And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:45Oh, and I'm gonna pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:49How's it going, by the way?
00:46:50The job interview?
00:46:52Don't remind me.
00:46:54It was the worst.
00:46:56But it's okay.
00:46:58I have a bunch of other interviews lined up, so it's gonna be fine.
00:47:01No, I'd love a good story.
00:47:04Okay, so, remember that girl Sarah?
00:47:07Shut.
00:47:08Up.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10She was just like, oh yeah, I'm gonna get shit.
00:47:12I'm gonna make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:14And I'll see.
00:47:26Hi.
00:47:27I'm Leslie Madison.
00:47:28I'm here for an interview.
00:47:29Let me check.
00:47:33Oh.
00:47:34Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:36Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:38What?
00:47:39Why?
00:47:40Um, that I do not know.
00:47:53Hi.
00:47:54This is Leslie Madison.
00:47:55I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:02Canceled.
00:48:03Right.
00:48:06Got it.
00:48:07Thanks.
00:48:08What?
00:48:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:10Slow down there, bestie.
00:48:11What is going on?
00:48:12Something terrible is happening.
00:48:13So you're telling me that all your interviewers cancelled on you?
00:48:14Yup.
00:48:15And they were all like, you're not a suitable candidate anymore or some bullshit like this position
00:48:20has already been developed.
00:48:21That is very weird.
00:48:22Right?
00:48:23It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:24Hmm.
00:48:25It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:26Hmm.
00:48:27I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:48:28I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Okay.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:36Okay.
00:48:37Okay.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:44Okay.
00:48:45Okay.
00:48:46Okay.
00:48:47Okay.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:49Okay.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:52Okay.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:54Okay.
00:48:55Let's go to her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:57Oh my lord.
00:48:58What?
00:48:59Okay.
00:49:00Okay.
00:49:01Enough of that.
00:49:02I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:04Look.
00:49:05There's a private discord chat where all the HR's in the city post they're shady candidates.
00:49:10And um, you're on there.
00:49:16What?
00:49:17What?
00:49:18what the actual fuck i can't believe this look here drink some water you've had far too much
00:49:28alcohol here you go
00:49:31i hate this
00:49:38oh whoa whoa whoa hey nope nope nope we're gonna get you down
00:49:45and we are going to call your husband to come pick you up i think you texted me his number
00:49:52he's not even my husband he's fake
00:49:56well i don't know about that
00:49:59it's pretty real to me hey i saw the way he looked at you that boy is crazy about you
00:50:08these numbers are all wrong
00:50:16ted call a meeting with the data team right now
00:50:22yes sir
00:50:23leslie i'm gonna be a little
00:50:30i'll be there in 10 minutes mr williams the meeting
00:50:35i cancel it
00:50:38this is a changed man
00:50:40oh hey
00:50:47thank you for calling
00:50:51is everything okay
00:50:52it's barely six why she liked this
00:50:55hey come on
00:50:56hey come on we gotta go
00:50:58no no no no no no no no no can you help me please
00:51:01yes
00:51:01all right let's one two three come on let's go
00:51:04oh god get your shoes
00:51:08i told you you're so cute
00:51:11all right so this is what you like when you're drunk okay
00:51:13come on come on look look whoa whoa okay all right
00:51:18why don't you want to kiss me
00:51:19all right watch your head there
00:51:22careful
00:51:23okay
00:51:27well teresa you need a ride
00:51:35oh no i'll just walk i'm so close
00:51:37okay
00:51:39well
00:51:41can you leave me in what's going on
00:51:43oh boy
00:51:45there's a rumor going around about leslie that it could not be further from truth
00:51:52a rumor what did it say
00:51:55hey ted
00:52:02i'm gonna send you a screenshot
00:52:04show it to our hr
00:52:06and ask her who's spreading that false information
00:52:08okay
00:52:12okay
00:52:16simon yes let's drink some wine
00:52:28let's drink some wine
00:52:38how about maybe tomorrow
00:52:41um no i want wine
00:52:44no no wine
00:52:46no no
00:52:49how about we make omelets
00:52:53i tell you what how about a cooking competition
00:52:56i think you drink all of it
00:53:03don't you want us to have fun
00:53:05uh put put this on
00:53:19put this on
00:53:40don't tell me what to do
00:53:43don't tell me what to do
00:53:44don't tell me what to do
00:53:47i don't want to behave
00:53:50don't tell me what to do
00:54:05bear a touch
00:54:06um
00:54:11um
00:54:13leslie
00:54:15hey wake up
00:54:19wake up
00:54:20wake up
00:54:48wake up
00:54:49wake up
00:54:49Simon?
00:55:17Hmm?
00:55:17you're naked
00:55:20do you remember what you did last night
00:55:27what did i do please don't be embarrassing
00:55:35maybe i'm your little reminder
00:55:47hey why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work
00:55:56how did you know about that teresa told me
00:56:01oh um i didn't want to bother you i'll figure out
00:56:07leslie you know you can rely on me i'm your husband
00:56:13fake husband
00:56:19leslie it doesn't have to be like that
00:56:23what do you mean i've fallen for you
00:56:30do you have feelings for me too of course i do but what are you saying
00:56:35that we just not get divorced when our agreement is up no no what i'm saying
00:56:40is give us a shot
00:56:46okay
00:57:00so you're saying that the rumor came from someone from central media
00:57:03do you have a name just a first name sarah i'm still looking into it
00:57:07sarah instead he talked to me and got somebody better
00:57:14like sarah sarah i know exactly who that is
00:57:20looks like i'm going to pay a visit to central media
00:57:23oh and ted i know who les's ex-boyfriend is
00:57:26i think a few people are going to lose their job today wait mr williams what about
00:57:29your meetings today cancel them
00:57:35what am i detective now
00:57:37what's up with her
00:57:48i just got a call from t6 corporate office their ceo simon williams is coming right now
00:57:54wow t6 ceo that's a huge potential client
00:58:05mr williams what brings you in today
00:58:08two things i know that central media is looking for investors i would love to make a proposal
00:58:15and the second thing i need you to fire someone
00:58:18mr williams i apologize for something like this to happen in my company
00:58:31that employee will be dealt with promptly i look forward to doing business together
00:58:44okay
00:58:56i go higher
00:58:57Fiona you wanted to see me Sarah you've been working for me for three years haven't you
00:59:15yes ma'am three years on the dot then I just have to say I am disappointed in you I am
00:59:24disappointed in you and I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character Fiona I don't
00:59:32understand I will not tolerate slandering in this company spreading false rumors about other women
00:59:39so they can't get hired I Sarah pack your shit up you're fired Fiona please give me another chance I
00:59:49I'll do better I promise I can't lose my job even if I wanted to give you a second chance I can't
00:59:56why because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city who who you don't know CEO of T6 Simon
01:00:09Williams that woman that you slandered that was his wife you should just be lucky they are not pressing
01:00:19charges I am breaking up with you what what do you mean baby why I got fired wait wait I did too
01:00:37you know it was for no reason no reason of course there's a reason you dumbass she's married to T6
01:00:44group CEO Simon Williams something you should have told me about wait that that's impossible
01:00:51Sarah Sarah wait what are you doing really fuck you David you ruined my life I hope you die in a ditch
01:01:03Sarah Sarah Sarah wait thank you this looks great what's the occasion so remember that Sarah girl who
01:01:19was giving me a really hard time at the interview yes I recall so the company Century Media they
01:01:25actually hired me and then when I asked about Sarah they said she's no longer working there also a bunch
01:01:31of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again I just it's like bam suddenly my
01:01:37life is just spiraling uphill so tonight dinner is on me I'm really happy for you thank you
01:01:44I have a new job filed for a green card life is just so so good I feel like you're my lucky star
01:01:56Leslie Leslie I think we should take a relationship public what do you mean everyone around me knows
01:02:06about us and your family knows about us the thing is we're gonna have to have a whole press conference
01:02:12it's this whole family thing Simon so this is your fake wife
01:02:19so this is your fake wife
01:02:24Simon who's this I'm Mia White his fiance she's not my fiance it's just a family thing listen I was
01:02:36going to explain everything to you I have no intention of being with her but you have to admit
01:02:40I'm the only one your family or the press would approve we belong in the same world Simon
01:02:45not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life immigrant trash
01:02:52you rude bitch
01:02:55wait you told her
01:03:00ah no I have no me I need you to leave I'm warning you
01:03:05no don't go anywhere
01:03:09I want to know exactly what's going on
01:03:13why are you both talking about the press today what's going on what are you hiding from me Simon
01:03:23you still don't know Simon Williams the man you have no business marrying is CEO of t6 group
01:03:33multi-billionaire richest man in the world generational wealth should I go on
01:03:40is that all true
01:03:43it's still me
01:03:47nothing's changed I was going to tell you today
01:03:51everything has changed you lied to me
01:03:53Leslie let's just talk about this when we get home okay
01:03:55you'll never be part of our world Leslie
01:04:00you're not one of us
01:04:02what do you bring to the table
01:04:05yeah shut the fuck up I'm gonna do it for you
01:04:10Leslie wait Leslie Leslie please stop what you did
01:04:14Simon wait Leslie
01:04:24you'll never be part of our world Leslie
01:04:28you don't really bring anything to the table
01:04:30hey Leslie wait please let me explain explain what Simon explain why you lied to me explain that you have a fiance and you still married me none of that matters
01:04:40if it doesn't matter why are you mad I'm not upset I'm hurt
01:04:45how could you hurt me like this you made me fall in love with you just to
01:04:51shadow my dream when you told me to give us a chance I really thought about it I
01:04:56really thought that we could be together why not
01:05:01nothing has changed Leslie look at me I love you then why did you tell me you
01:05:08rented that place did you even live there before
01:05:11why did you switch out your car I'll tell you why Simon because deep down in
01:05:16your heart you believe what Mia said we aren't from the same world a girl like me
01:05:22can't date a guy like you don't follow me please
01:05:29oh Leslie what's happened
01:05:39god you really are a loser here have some tea
01:05:57it's just a breakup it's not that big a deal and are stupid anyways
01:06:04yeah you could say that again
01:06:08so what's your next step
01:06:09I think I'm going to go back to my country
01:06:11I want to go home I'm tired
01:06:14really you're going to give up on your American dream
01:06:17my American dream is dead Haley
01:06:20that's a crock of bull
01:06:23listen to me Leslie yeah that Simon guy is kinda hot and yeah he's really rich but he's
01:06:31not that special at the end of the day he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs
01:06:35you know how many men there are in this world
01:06:37four billion get over it and don't let anyone stop you from living your dream
01:06:44if you decide to go public with this I will kill myself
01:06:55hello and thank you for coming on such short notice I have called this press conference because I would like to hear you
01:07:03the general public and all of the T6 shareholders know two things number one T6 will not be completed the merger with the white group for the foreseeable future
01:07:19what about your engagement with Mia white I would like to keep my personal life private and that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know I
01:07:34Simon Williams am proudly married to a foreign national now I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security the rest is sure she is a normal civilian in fact
01:07:48I think people like her is what makes America special place and I love her
01:07:54very much Leslie if you're watching this one is for you no further questions I
01:08:04need to go see my wife
01:08:07I think people like her is what makes America special place I love her very much
01:08:14Leslie if you're watching this one is for you how can you embarrass me like this Simon
01:08:19hello is this ice great I'd like to report a case for green card fraud
01:08:33in fact I think people like her is what makes America special place I love her very much
01:08:41Leslie Leslie if you're watching this one is for you
01:08:45I would not be taking any further questions holy shit did you hear that Marie
01:08:53bro you married these Simon Williams and you let him get away
01:08:56tell me that Leslie's here Leslie I'm so sorry deep down inside I think I was afraid to tell you
01:09:16because I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you as Simon not Simon Williams CEO of T6
01:09:26the normal guy Simon who likes to cook and eat and who's goofy and selfies and likes to cuddle in bed
01:09:36but I only am that version when I'm with you
01:09:40what are you saying Simon that you like to play pretend with me
01:09:47no Leslie what I'm saying is
01:09:50I can finally be myself when I'm with you I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you
01:09:57but what about your family your grandmother hates me
01:10:03well that took some persuading
01:10:05maybe a threat
01:10:08but she approves of you
01:10:10and she even gave something to me
01:10:15to give to you
01:10:16Leslie
01:10:21when I'm asking you this
01:10:23will you marry me
01:10:25again
01:10:26for real this time
01:10:29if you don't marry him I will
01:10:31just so you know this is going on TikTok
01:10:34hell I'll marry him
01:10:35the answer is yes
01:10:39I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice
01:10:51if there's a third one you're gonna have to start paying me
01:10:54well James is finally recovered so
01:10:59he didn't get to be in the first one
01:11:03we wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it
01:11:06you look so beautiful
01:11:13hi James
01:11:16hi Grandma
01:11:17you are looking better every day
01:11:20all thanks to you
01:11:21thank you
01:11:22I'd like a few moments alone with the bride please
01:11:26major deja vu moment
01:11:28well
01:11:33I may never know what Simon sees in you
01:11:37but I've never seen him happier
01:11:40you're a good one
01:11:41so thank you
01:11:42and welcome to the family Leslie
01:11:44you know
01:11:50I've asked him plenty of times
01:11:53but I can never get a straight answer out of him
01:11:55how did he manage to get you to agree
01:11:59he threatened me
01:12:15he told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you
01:12:17and that if I wanted great-grandchildren
01:12:20he would have to be with you
01:12:22he also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies
01:12:28five?
01:12:29mm-hmm
01:12:30I didn't agree to that
01:12:31well that was the deal
01:12:34and I know you're going to honor it
01:12:36okay
01:12:39you may now kiss the bride
01:12:55you may now kiss the bride
01:13:07I love you wife
01:13:18I love you husband
01:13:19give me your bouquet
01:13:20I need it
01:13:22I need to get married next
01:13:23she's still in college
01:13:25hmm
01:13:26we're even gonna marry
01:13:27you'll see
01:13:28hey
01:13:35what are you drinking?
01:13:36orange juice
01:13:37so are you single?
01:13:40yes
01:13:40can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:43oh
01:13:43I gotta go
01:13:45oh I'll come with you
01:13:46no worries at all
01:13:47you know that I received a direct report
01:13:52that your marriage is fake right?
01:13:54that's green card fraud
01:13:55no ma'am
01:13:56I guarantee you that we are very much in love
01:13:58that's what they all say
01:13:59how long have you two known each other?
01:14:02two months
01:14:03you expect me to believe that you met
01:14:07fell in love
01:14:08and got married all in two months?
01:14:11well
01:14:11Romeo and Juliet
01:14:13met
01:14:14fell in love
01:14:14and died all in three days
01:14:16so I don't think time is a good measurement of love
01:14:18I've been doing this for 20 years
01:14:23I see right through you
01:14:25all I can say is
01:14:29if you don't go out
01:14:29and get me some concrete evidence
01:14:31then I'm gonna deny your claim
01:14:34wait
01:14:34wait
01:14:35what is concrete evidence?
01:14:36any
01:14:37children
01:14:38produced
01:14:40by the result of your marriage
01:14:41would be considered concrete evidence
01:14:42need
01:14:44any other hints?
01:14:45well
01:14:48looks like we're going to make some babies
01:14:50sorry
01:14:55this is my first thought about
01:14:58моя
01:14:58you
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