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Married For Greencard, Stayed For Love (NEW) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00We're engaged, David.
00:00:11Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:00:13You know I just got laid off.
00:00:14My work visa expires in 60 days.
00:00:17I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders.
00:00:20It's not my responsibility.
00:00:25What?
00:00:30How could you say that?
00:00:31We've been together for two years.
00:00:33We're already living together.
00:00:34If we were going to get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:00:37See, that's the problem.
00:00:38I don't want to marry you.
00:00:40Ever.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41Look, truth is...
00:00:43I'm already seeing someone else.
00:00:46Who?
00:00:46It doesn't matter, Leslie.
00:00:48Let's break up.
00:00:50Please move out of my apartment.
00:00:51Now.
00:00:54Don't cry, Leslie.
00:00:56Not in front of this cheating asshole.
00:01:00Leslie.
00:01:08Look, I'm sorry.
00:01:10It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:01:14I deserve someone better.
00:01:16Fuck you, David.
00:01:17Yeah, whatever.
00:01:19Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:21I won't swallow what you're saying.
00:01:41Because you mean nothing to me.
00:01:45I don't follow the way you're playing.
00:01:48I'm living in the family.
00:01:50Miss Madison?
00:02:05You going somewhere?
00:02:06I can give you a ride.
00:02:08Let's go with you in private.
00:02:09Leslie.
00:02:12Leslie.
00:02:13Who is this?
00:02:17This is my new boyfriend.
00:02:19He's hotter than you.
00:02:21Richer than you.
00:02:22And has a bigger dick than you.
00:02:25So you're the one who's getting down to date.
00:02:27Sorry about that.
00:02:40This is so embarrassing.
00:02:43I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same day.
00:02:48And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
00:02:54Wait, who are you?
00:02:57Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is.
00:03:02The person's already refused the donation.
00:03:04There's nothing else I can do.
00:03:08You said this person's the only match for my brother.
00:03:11Uh, correct.
00:03:14Then you must know I have no recourse.
00:03:16This person doesn't donate.
00:03:19My brother dies.
00:03:20You swore an oath to save lives.
00:03:23Please.
00:03:25Save my brother.
00:03:31Leslie Madison.
00:03:33The donor.
00:03:39Miss Madison.
00:03:41My name is Simon Williams.
00:03:42Leslie.
00:03:43Just call me Leslie.
00:03:45Leslie.
00:03:46I need your help.
00:03:47I need you to save my brother.
00:03:53I don't know about this.
00:03:58When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
00:04:03Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
00:04:06Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia?
00:04:09If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
00:04:11I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore.
00:04:16Isn't there anyone else?
00:04:19No.
00:04:19You're the only one.
00:04:23My brother.
00:04:26His name is James.
00:04:27He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
00:04:33Parents died when we were really young.
00:04:35We were raised by our grandmother.
00:04:37Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:04:41Yes, money.
00:04:43How could I forget?
00:04:46Money, of course.
00:04:47I can give you whatever you want.
00:04:48You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:04:49What did you just say?
00:05:00Are you an American citizen?
00:05:01Yes, of course.
00:05:03Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:05:10Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:05:13You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
00:05:17Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
00:05:22Does she know who I am?
00:05:24Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:05:27Let me get this straight.
00:05:29You want to marry me?
00:05:32For a green card?
00:05:35Yes.
00:05:36Why else would I marry a stranger?
00:05:39Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
00:05:46What do you say?
00:05:47What do you say?
00:05:53Okay.
00:05:54Deal.
00:06:03Sorry.
00:06:07We just need to do a blood test to confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:13Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
00:06:22Hey, are you okay?
00:06:24Yeah.
00:06:26Um...
00:06:26You can use this one.
00:06:30Come on, Leslie.
00:06:46You've got to pull through.
00:06:48You can't get deported.
00:06:50Mom and Dad are counting on you.
00:06:57Are you okay?
00:06:59You seem like you're about to faint.
00:07:00I'm...
00:07:01I'm...
00:07:02I'm...
00:07:03Hey.
00:07:05Don't look at her.
00:07:07Look at me.
00:07:07I'll tell you a secret.
00:07:12I'm...
00:07:13I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
00:07:14I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
00:07:19This one time, I was in, like, this huge meeting, and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up.
00:07:27And I ran out the door, and I peed my pants.
00:07:33And we're done.
00:07:35See, that wasn't so bad, right?
00:07:38I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:54Don't you miss?
00:07:57So this is your aunt's place?
00:08:01Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:05I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
00:08:08Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:11Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
00:08:15I'll have to get married.
00:08:16Oh, no, no, no.
00:08:18I'll get there myself.
00:08:199am, City Hall.
00:08:21I'll be there.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:23Good night.
00:08:28Good night, Simon.
00:08:32You what?
00:08:34Marry her.
00:08:36Tomorrow.
00:08:37It's the only way to save James.
00:08:38So, the money's not enough.
00:08:42She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:08:45Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:08:47I don't think she knows who I am.
00:08:49I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:08:52So that way she can stay in this country.
00:08:53Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep a watch to make sure James recovers.
00:08:59Keep it that way.
00:09:01Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:09:04You cannot let the public know about this.
00:09:07If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:11So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:15Simon!
00:09:36Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby.
00:09:42Hey, loser.
00:09:44Where's my coffee?
00:09:45Hayley, what's the matter with you?
00:09:47Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:50She's not wrong.
00:09:51How long are you staying here anyways?
00:09:54You're a grown-ass adult.
00:09:56I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
00:09:58Toby!
00:09:59Where is she going to go?
00:10:00She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's homeless.
00:10:04Ignore them, sweetheart.
00:10:06Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:09I'll find a place soon, and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
00:10:13As soon as I get a job.
00:10:15Oh crap, I have somewhere important to make.
00:10:22Wait, no breakfast?
00:10:24Important my ass.
00:10:25Where's someone like her going to go?
00:10:26It's not funny.
00:10:27Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:42I mean it.
00:10:43You're welcome.
00:10:43If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:10:52Actually, there is something else.
00:10:54You're welcome.
00:10:55Okay?
00:10:57I made a checklist.
00:10:58Please take a look.
00:11:00I made a checklist.
00:11:02Please take a look.
00:11:02Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:11:03Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos, and number three, go on dates and
00:11:17post on social media.
00:11:18What's all this for?
00:11:20A marriage certificate is not enough.
00:11:23I need this to look realistic.
00:11:25We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:11:30Oh, and don't worry about the bank account, we just need to put a little money together.
00:11:33That's not enough.
00:11:34What?
00:11:35Move in together.
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:39Move in together.
00:11:43Yes.
00:11:55Move in together.
00:12:00move in together yes if you want to make this look believable we're gonna have to
00:12:07move in together that's what married people do right that would solve my
00:12:12living arrangement problems but moving in with a stranger and that's for the
00:12:18rest of the checklist I got taken care of don't worry about it oh and let's have
00:12:24the wedding a week from now that gives me time to prep and we can move in
00:12:29together after the wedding sound good
00:12:33Wow you are really on top of it I just feel bad making you do all of this work
00:12:41don't worry about it I just need you to stay healthy a brother's life depends on
00:12:47it thank you Simon there's one more thing what is it I don't have a lot of money
00:12:56right now so if it's okay can you pay for the wedding bills and don't even
00:13:02worry about the money I think I got it covered no no no I have to pick in I
00:13:06can't just leech off of you I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job
00:13:10good morning mr. Williams you have a board meeting at 11 30 a.m. then you have a
00:13:36lunch with the executive team then later in the afternoon you have a meeting with
00:13:40mr. J at crazy maple studio discuss their latest app real short real short the
00:13:46media streaming platform yes it's really popular now and it's soaring on both ios
00:13:50and google play charts set the meeting room up for mr. J's arrival be great if
00:13:54he accepts our investment oh and one more thing of course we need sir I need you to
00:14:00find me a modest house in a great neighborhood and then I need a new car
00:14:03something like a mercedes will be fine and lastly I need you to put me a wedding
00:14:07venue a week from now okay anything else mmm actually yes
00:14:12hold a minute
00:14:15I know
00:14:16sorry
00:14:17great
00:14:19who's that who's that who's that it's mia white heiress of the white family I hear she's gonna be engaged to mr. Williams soon
00:14:39but she's not even that pretty yeah but who cares she's worth billions I hear t9 is
00:14:46gonna merge with white group what does that mean for us pay raise mr. J it was great
00:14:54talking to you today I guarantee you that t6 is gonna take your company to the next
00:14:58level yes yes of course
00:15:05okay
00:15:07talk to you next week hi Simon
00:15:12Mia what are you what are you doing here you haven't called or texted you know I've been busy
00:15:22I've been busy
00:15:29your grandmother wanted me to check up on you it's almost 5 30 we should go grab dinner I made us reservations at Joel Rovichon your favorite I uh that's where else to be where bring me
00:15:51you
00:15:53Mia
00:15:55go home
00:15:58Simon
00:16:00Hey Aunt Marie
00:16:01yes
00:16:02I need to tell you something all right I got married this morning that's nice dear wait what I got you and David broke up I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth she'll freak out and tell my parents
00:16:07but I'll just cause more drama back home
00:16:14um
00:16:16um
00:16:18I actually met this guy a while back and we recently reconnected and hit it off plus you know my visa situation
00:16:23yeah but marriage already
00:16:25already
00:16:26well what's his name
00:16:27how old is he?
00:16:28what's his name?
00:16:29what's his name?
00:16:30how old is he?
00:16:31what's he do for a living?
00:16:32when's dinner?
00:16:33I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus
00:16:34almost
00:16:35petty
00:16:36this conversation is not over yet missy
00:16:38don't worry
00:16:39I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus
00:16:40almost
00:16:41petty
00:16:42this conversation is not over yet missy
00:16:43don't worry Aunt Marie I'll be fine
00:16:44this conversation is not over yet missy
00:16:45this conversation is not over yet missy
00:16:49What's his name? How old is he? What's he do for a living?
00:16:55When's dinner? I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:59Almost, Patty.
00:17:03This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:06Don't worry, Aunt Marie, I'll be fine.
00:17:10This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:13Don't worry, Aunt Marie, I'll be fine.
00:17:16And I'm moving in the post-fiction.
00:17:19What?
00:17:19Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:24Who's the guy, some homeless bum you found on the street?
00:17:26That's not nice.
00:17:28What? Real, though she was marrying for the green card, she probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:34First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:36Sign of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:45I have to take this.
00:17:46Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what?
00:17:56I can't call and check on my wife?
00:17:59Of course you can, husband.
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything, you know?
00:18:08No, everything's great with James.
00:18:09The doctor gave us a green lamp for the bone marrow donation, so that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:16The doctor gave us a green lamp for the bone marrow donation, so that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:20Okay.
00:18:21Oh, don't worry.
00:18:23I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:29Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:33You said that you wanted a small wedding, so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping, and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:41Hey, listen, don't worry.
00:18:42I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:43No need.
00:18:47I'm broke, and I'll just find something online.
00:18:50We're just going to use it for props anyway, so there's no reason it wastes money.
00:18:54No, no, no, really.
00:18:54It's no problem at all.
00:18:56No, it's okay.
00:18:57I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:59I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay.
00:19:02I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good morning.
00:19:04Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:10If she doesn't want to go shopping, I guess we'll have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:15He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:27Um, who are you?
00:19:30Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:32Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:36Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:40Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:44Great, then let's get started.
00:19:52Sunrise and clear the skies
00:19:54Together you and me
00:19:57I know right here is where I want to be
00:20:02Wow, spectacular.
00:20:08That is amazing.
00:20:11What a vision.
00:20:13I love it.
00:20:15How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:17You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:21Hayley.
00:20:26I love it.
00:20:27How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:30You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:34Hayley.
00:20:36All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:40I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:43Oh, don't worry.
00:20:44Your husband already paid.
00:20:46Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:48Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:49Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:51Got it.
00:20:52Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:54This was a special order.
00:20:56Paid for already as well.
00:20:57Where are those limited edition?
00:21:00Let me try them on.
00:21:01Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:05Um, these are custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:21:08The shoes are in her size.
00:21:09Okay.
00:21:10Okay.
00:21:10How did Simon even know my shoes?
00:21:40The shoes are in her shoes size.
00:21:50Hello, Simon.
00:22:01Well, glad you like them.
00:22:04Simon.
00:22:05How are you?
00:22:06Leslie, this is your husband.
00:22:08Um, yeah.
00:22:10This is Simon.
00:22:12What the actual fuck?
00:22:16This is Simon.
00:22:18Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:20We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:25Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:27Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:29Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:30But today, I've got to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:34Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:36Yes, Mr. Williams.
00:22:37We're all done here.
00:22:39Shall we?
00:22:40Wait.
00:22:58What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:01I'm not that rich.
00:23:03Of course, it's a rental.
00:23:04I'm not that rich.
00:23:17Of course, it's a rental.
00:23:18I'm not that rich.
00:23:18Of course, it's a rental.
00:23:20Simon, what is this place?
00:23:48She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55It's a married couple.
00:24:13This is where I'll be living.
00:24:16It's a married couple.
00:24:16I know it's not much, but it's her new home.
00:24:26Wait, not much?
00:24:29What are you talking about?
00:24:31This place is so nice.
00:24:34What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:38I don't own it.
00:24:39I just rent it.
00:24:41How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:43I don't know if I can afford half.
00:24:46It's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay after.
00:24:49Especially that woman's my wife.
00:24:52Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:54Of course, I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:55We can discuss it later.
00:24:56I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:00I'll have a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:04Sunset Resort?
00:25:05Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:25:09No, no, no, no.
00:25:10Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:15Oh, here's perfect.
00:25:18Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:25:22Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:30What do you even do for a living?
00:25:31What do you even do for a living?
00:25:43Um...
00:25:43I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:57As you wish.
00:25:58Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right.
00:26:00I should call Teresa.
00:26:02We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from breakup to married in, like, 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:17Good crow card.
00:26:19Ah, you know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:26What's his name?
00:26:27Simon Williams.
00:26:28Oh, what a jolly old sign.
00:26:31Simon Williams?
00:26:32As in billionaire.
00:26:34CEO, Simon Williams.
00:26:38As in billionaire.
00:26:40CEO, Simon Williams.
00:26:43Of course not.
00:26:45Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:47Are you sure?
00:26:48Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:51There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:54I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:58He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:00I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:04Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:27:08That would be insane.
00:27:09I wish.
00:27:10Okay, next question.
00:27:13Is he hot?
00:27:15Major, I can't eat.
00:27:17You'll see when you make him at the wedding.
00:27:19Ooh, the wedding.
00:27:21Shall we chill?
00:27:22Yes, let's do it.
00:27:28Ooh, let's take a look.
00:27:30Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:32So cute.
00:27:33You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish,
00:27:44but do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:49Is that clear?
00:27:51But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:57Just give me a second.
00:28:03Hi.
00:28:07You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:09It's very nice to be.
00:28:12Let's cut the crap.
00:28:14I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:28:17And when this fake marriage fiasco is over,
00:28:20you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:21Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:26If James' recovery goes without a hitch,
00:28:30we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:33But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:36So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:39That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:42I came to this country when I was 21,
00:28:44all by myself, on a work visa.
00:28:47And if my work visa wasn't expiring,
00:28:49I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:51So yes,
00:28:52I may be a poor, working-class immigrant,
00:28:55but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:58I am not a gold digger.
00:29:01Of course not.
00:29:01Grandma,
00:29:05could you not scare me up right away?
00:29:07She's very hard to find.
00:29:10Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:12It's okay.
00:29:14I understand.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:16Oh.
00:29:24Shall we?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:31I'll make you right there.
00:29:33Oh, I love it.
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:36Okay, yes.
00:29:38Uh-huh.
00:29:41Please.
00:29:42Perfect.
00:29:43Can you get this real quick?
00:29:44Yeah.
00:29:47Uh-huh.
00:29:47All right.
00:29:50Perfect.
00:29:53All right.
00:29:54Now, Brian,
00:29:55can you look at your chair for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Let me make you right there.
00:29:58Okay.
00:29:59I'm going to need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:03Not for me,
00:30:04but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And it looks like you love me.
00:30:08Okay.
00:30:08Now,
00:30:09how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:10I mean, he's right.
00:30:17How's a wedding photo going to be complete without a kiss?
00:30:19Oh, man.
00:30:45I am so tired.
00:30:49Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:54What, did you get enough photos?
00:30:56Oh, yeah.
00:30:59Teresa took some,
00:31:00and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:03He made us look super legit.
00:31:04Whoa, just legit?
00:31:06We look cute in these.
00:31:08Okay.
00:31:09Cute and legit.
00:31:11Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:15Why is that?
00:31:16Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:31:24Hey, listen,
00:31:25I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:28I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon,
00:31:33and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:35Don't worry,
00:31:35I'll make it private,
00:31:37but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:41That sounds good.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:42Dr. Walker?
00:31:57Hey, slow down.
00:31:58Is everything okay?
00:32:01Well, hey, slow down.
00:32:02Is everything okay?
00:32:03Okay.
00:32:03Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:09Doctor?
00:32:11Something hurt has come up.
00:32:13We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:14Follow me.
00:32:15Please keep calling Dr. Kenneth.
00:32:17I don't want to.
00:32:18Please try his receptionist or his wife.
00:32:21I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:32:24But since this was sold last second,
00:32:26my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:29Miss Madison,
00:32:30please lay down on your side
00:32:31and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:40You're so brave.
00:32:42Thank you so much.
00:32:55You're going to feel a sharp pain when the needle goes up.
00:32:56Hey, you're not helping.
00:32:57Hey, you're not helping.
00:32:57I have to pull through
00:33:19for Simon.
00:33:20I am so sorry.
00:33:49Leslie?
00:33:50Leslie?
00:33:51Leslie!
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:03You're awake.
00:34:07Whoa, hey.
00:34:08How do you feel?
00:34:08My back kind of hurts,
00:34:15but other than that,
00:34:16I feel fine.
00:34:19What happened?
00:34:20You passed out.
00:34:22But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother?
00:34:30Is everything okay?
00:34:31Okay.
00:34:31The bone marrow transfusion
00:34:33has a success.
00:34:39It's...
00:34:40It's...
00:34:41All...
00:34:45Thanks to you.
00:34:52All...
00:34:53Thanks to you.
00:34:55I'm hungry.
00:35:12I'm sorry.
00:35:17I didn't think of that.
00:35:18Do you want something to eat?
00:35:19Um, maybe just a bag and fries.
00:35:24No, I have to give you something more nutritional than that.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:28I need you to lay down.
00:35:29I'll be right back.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:31I need you to make some reservations at an epic.
00:35:45Hmm?
00:35:48Yes.
00:35:49Clear the restaurant.
00:35:51All right.
00:36:01Oh, I am so full.
00:36:21This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:23You should try my cooking.
00:36:24I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:25Hmm.
00:36:26Really, Mel.
00:36:27You don't seem like the top.
00:36:29Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:31My wife.
00:36:34You know, it's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:40I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:44Well, just so it happens I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:36:47So, here we are.
00:36:50Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:55That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:59Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:00My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO,
00:37:07Simon Williams.
00:37:09I'm sorry.
00:37:11Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:13That isn't you, is it?
00:37:16Well, Leslie hat.
00:37:17What do you mean you're close?
00:37:19Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:21I'm sorry for the whole time for private dining.
00:37:22Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:24Uh...
00:37:24Wait.
00:37:29Leslie?
00:37:29Wait, can you go back there?
00:37:35Wait.
00:37:36Leslie?
00:37:37We gotta...
00:37:38Wait, can you go back there?
00:37:39Wow.
00:37:41Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:44Looks like you, uh, snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:46And always knew you were after my money.
00:37:48I am so sorry, Ms. Williams, for the disturbance from comp meal.
00:37:51I'm, uh...
00:37:52Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:54Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:57Me, Leslie, my...
00:37:59My loser ex.
00:38:00I mean, she clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:04Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:10Simon, let's go.
00:38:12I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:13She's a skank.
00:38:15She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:16Oh!
00:38:19Oh, fuck!
00:38:20What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:22I'm gonna sue you.
00:38:23Oh, baby, are you okay?
00:38:25No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:28Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:30I want to hear them again.
00:38:31I'm so sorry.
00:38:42Thank you for what you did back there.
00:38:46But don't get yourself under trouble.
00:38:49Violence is not the answer.
00:38:50Well, of course it's not the answer, but...
00:38:55But it's a solution.
00:38:59You want to talk about it?
00:39:01What's there to talk about?
00:39:03I don't know.
00:39:04I basically saw everything.
00:39:07He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:10We even got engaged.
00:39:11I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:16Instead, he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:20Like Sarah.
00:39:21He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:24I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:39:28Begging someone to help me.
00:39:30Feeling so powerless.
00:39:31I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:39:39I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:47James plays beautiful.
00:39:48I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:57I can't do anything.
00:39:59The doctor showed me your photo.
00:40:03I had hope again.
00:40:04Come on.
00:40:27I'm sorry.
00:40:44I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:45Morning.
00:40:47Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:49Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:54I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:56Plus, it gives me to change yourself with my cooking skills.
00:40:59Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:02Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:05Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:07Oh, you got something right here.
00:41:10It's like I'm walking to the finish line, finish line.
00:41:15I need some faith to take me home.
00:41:19No matter what it takes, you gotta know, gotta know.
00:41:23Our life goes all around.
00:41:26Take it slow.
00:41:29This is the moment of truth.
00:41:31I try yours and you try mine.
00:41:34Here we go.
00:41:37Here we go.
00:41:38I'm just kidding.
00:41:57It's delicious.
00:42:01You're actually really good.
00:42:02Was it good?
00:42:15Mm-hmm.
00:42:16Let me try.
00:42:29Yummy.
00:42:29That's weird.
00:42:31I got a meeting.
00:42:32I got to go to the office.
00:42:33Do you have any plans?
00:42:34It's already Monday.
00:42:35I have an interview.
00:42:36I've got to go.
00:42:37Okay.
00:42:38Well, hey, listen.
00:42:39I can give you a ride.
00:42:40Darling, you're back.
00:42:41How wonderful.
00:42:42You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:42:47No, sweetheart.
00:43:01You're a doll.
00:43:02Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:04I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:06I know.
00:43:06I missed you.
00:43:07Sit down, darling.
00:43:09So nice to see you.
00:43:10By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:14They're great for your health.
00:43:15Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:18But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:20You're practically family.
00:43:23That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:26I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:28Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:30We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:32And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:38But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:41I make the time to see him.
00:43:44He says no.
00:43:45Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:48Preoccupied?
00:43:49With what?
00:43:53Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:55If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:56Mia, he...
00:43:58I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:02But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:06Of course.
00:44:07You have my word.
00:44:16Just my luck.
00:44:18Sarah, meet Leslie, my loser, actually.
00:44:27Sit down, Ms. Madison.
00:44:28This is a professional setting.
00:44:30You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:39When I saw your resume,
00:44:41I almost left.
00:44:43I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:45So, Ms. Madison,
00:44:51tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:56Ms. Madison,
00:44:57tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:01I was laid off
00:45:03because the company decided to outsource
00:45:05the whole department.
00:45:07I wasn't fired.
00:45:09I know so many people just like you, Ms. Madison.
00:45:11They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:14They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:16There's actually a word for that.
00:45:18It's spelled
00:45:19L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:23Loser.
00:45:24Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:27You're very professional.
00:45:30The boss should be proud.
00:45:31Hey, it's me.
00:45:43So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:47Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:49She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:45:53And that's why she got fired.
00:45:55What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:03I just fell all the way down to the driveway.
00:46:05I'm glad you're home.
00:46:07Dinner is ready.
00:46:08I can't tell you how strange it is
00:46:09to come to a warm house
00:46:10and already have dinner on the table.
00:46:13You're incredible.
00:46:14What do you usually come home to?
00:46:16I'm glad you're home.
00:46:17I'm glad you're home.
00:46:18I'm glad you're home.
00:46:18Dinner is ready.
00:46:19I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house.
00:46:22I already have dinner on the table.
00:46:24Usually darkness.
00:46:39Well, you have me now.
00:46:41And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:45Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:49How's it going, by the way?
00:46:51The job interview.
00:46:52Don't remind me.
00:46:53It was the worst.
00:46:57But it's okay.
00:46:58I have a bunch of other interviews lined up,
00:47:00so it's going to be fine.
00:47:02No, I love a good story.
00:47:04Okay, so remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:08Shut up.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10She was just like,
00:47:11oh, yeah, I'm going to get shit.
00:47:12I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:14And I'll see you.
00:47:16Hi.
00:47:27I'm Leslie Madison.
00:47:29I'm here for an interview.
00:47:30Let me check.
00:47:30Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry. Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:38What? Why?
00:47:40Um, that I do not know.
00:47:53Hi, this is Leslie Madison. I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:00Canceled. Right. Got it. Thanks.
00:48:15Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, bestie.
00:48:18What is going on? Something terrible is happening.
00:48:22So you're telling me that all your interview was cancelled on you?
00:48:31Yup. And they were all like, you're not a suitable candidate anymore, or some bullshit, like, this position has already been built.
00:48:41That is very weird.
00:48:43Right? It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:48I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter. I'm gonna text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:52Oh, my lord.
00:48:57Okay, enough of that. I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:03Look, there's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:10And, um, you're on there.
00:49:16What?
00:49:20What the actual fuck?
00:49:22I can't believe this.
00:49:25Look, here, drink some water. You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:30Here you go.
00:49:31I hate this.
00:49:41Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, we're gonna set you down.
00:49:46And we are going to call your husband to come pick you up.
00:49:50I think you texted me his number.
00:49:52He's not even my husband.
00:49:55He's fake.
00:49:58Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:02Looked pretty real to me.
00:50:04Hey, I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:06That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:11That boy.
00:50:14These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:19Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:22Yes, sir.
00:50:28Leslie?
00:50:29I'm gonna be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:34Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:36I'd cancel it.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:46Oh, hey.
00:50:50Thank you for calling.
00:50:51Is everything okay?
00:50:53It's barely six why she liked this.
00:50:55Hey, come on.
00:50:57Hey, come on.
00:50:58We gotta go.
00:50:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:00Can you help me, please?
00:51:01Yes.
00:51:02All right, let's one, two, three.
00:51:03Come on, let's go.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:07Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:09I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:11All right, so this is what you like with your junk.
00:51:12Give me a kiss.
00:51:13Okay.
00:51:14Come on, come on, look, look.
00:51:16Whoa, whoa, okay, all right.
00:51:17Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:18Yeah.
00:51:21All right, watch your head there.
00:51:22Careful.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:29All right.
00:51:34Well, Trace, you need a ride?
00:51:35Oh, no, I'll just walk.
00:51:36I'm so close.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:40Well, can you leave me in what's going on?
00:51:44Oh, boy.
00:51:45Uh, there's a rumor going around about Leslie that it could not be further from truth.
00:51:53A rumor?
00:51:54What did it say?
00:52:01Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot, show it to our HR, and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:15Simon.
00:52:33Yes?
00:52:36Let's drink some wine.
00:52:39Hmm, how about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:41tomorrow no no wine no no how about we make omelettes I tell you what how about a cooking
00:52:55competition okay I think you drink all of it don't you want us to have fun
00:53:11but put this on
00:53:19put this on
00:53:41don't tell me what to do
00:53:44I don't want to behave
00:53:50no touch
00:54:11Leslie hey wake up
00:54:20you
00:55:22Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:32What did I do?
00:55:34Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:38Maybe I can give a little reminder.
00:55:39Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:55How did you know about that?
00:55:57Teresa told me.
00:55:58Oh, um, I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:05I'll figure it out.
00:56:07Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:11I'm your husband.
00:56:13Fake husband.
00:56:18Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:21What do you mean?
00:56:26I've fallen for you.
00:56:30Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:33Of course I do.
00:56:34But what are you saying?
00:56:36That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:39No, no, no.
00:56:39What I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:46Okay.
00:56:47So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from Central Media.
00:57:03Do you have a name?
00:57:04Just a first name.
00:57:05Sarah.
00:57:06I'm still looking into it.
00:57:08Sarah.
00:57:09Instead, he talked to me.
00:57:11And got somebody better.
00:57:14Like Sarah.
00:57:16Sarah.
00:57:17I know exactly who that is.
00:57:20Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:23Oh, and Ted.
00:57:24I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:26I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:28Wait, Mr. Williams.
00:57:29What about your meetings today?
00:57:30Cancel them.
00:57:35What, am I a detective now?
00:57:39Everyone, look busy.
00:57:43We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:44Chop, chop.
00:57:46What's up with her?
00:57:48I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:51Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:53Right now.
00:57:54Whoa.
00:57:55T6 CEO.
00:57:57That's a huge potential client.
00:58:05Mr. Williams.
00:58:07What brings you in today?
00:58:09Two things.
00:58:10I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:13I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:15And the second thing?
00:58:17I need you to fire someone.
00:58:25Mr. Williams.
00:58:26I apologize.
00:58:27I apologize for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:31That employee will be dealt with.
00:58:33Promptly.
00:58:35I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:36water.
00:58:37Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:58:47Hi, Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:50Thank you so much.
00:58:52I got hot.
00:58:59I got hot!
00:59:02Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:04Come in.
00:59:10Sarah, you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:14Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:16Then I just have to say, I am disappointed in you.
00:59:22I am disappointed in you.
00:59:25And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:30Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:32I will not tolerate slandering in this company.
00:59:36Spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired?
00:59:40I...
00:59:41Sarah, pack your shit up. You're fired.
00:59:46Fiona, please, give me another chance.
00:59:48I'll do better. I promise.
00:59:51Sarah...
00:59:52I can't lose my job.
00:59:53Even if I wanted to give you a second chance, I can't.
00:59:57Why?
00:59:58Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
01:00:02Who?
01:00:03You don't know.
01:00:06CEO of T6.
01:00:08Simon Williams.
01:00:10That woman that you slandered?
01:00:12That was his wife.
01:00:15You should just be lucky.
01:00:17They are not pressing charges.
01:00:18I am breaking up with you.
01:00:30What?
01:00:32What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:33I got fired.
01:00:34Wait.
01:00:35Wait.
01:00:36I did too.
01:00:37And it was for no reason.
01:00:38No reason?
01:00:40Of course there's a reason, you dumbass.
01:00:43She's married to T6 Group CEO Simon Williams.
01:00:47That's something you should have told me about!
01:00:49Wait, that's impossible!
01:00:52Sarah.
01:00:53Sarah, wait.
01:00:54What are you doing?
01:00:56Really?
01:00:58Fuck you, David.
01:00:59You ruined my life.
01:01:01I hope you die in a ditch!
01:01:03Sarah!
01:01:04Sarah, wait!
01:01:14This looks great.
01:01:15What's the occasion?
01:01:17So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:21Yes, I recall.
01:01:22So, the company, Century Media?
01:01:25They actually hired me.
01:01:26And then when I asked about Sarah, they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:30Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:01:34It's like, bam!
01:01:35Suddenly, my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:39So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:42I'm really happy for you.
01:01:44I have a new job, filed for a green card.
01:01:50Life is just so, so good.
01:01:54I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:59Leslie, I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:04What do you mean?
01:02:05Everyone around me knows about us, and your family knows about us.
01:02:09The thing is, we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:13It's this whole family thing.
01:02:14Simon!
01:02:16So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:22So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:25Simon?
01:02:27Who's this?
01:02:29I'm Mia White, his fiancee.
01:02:31She's not my fiancee.
01:02:33It's just a family thing.
01:02:35Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:37I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:39But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:02:43We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:46Not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:51Immigrant trash?
01:02:53You rude bitch.
01:02:57White!
01:02:58You told her?
01:03:01I...
01:03:02No, I have no...
01:03:03Mia, I need you to leave.
01:03:04I'm warning you.
01:03:07No!
01:03:08Don't go anywhere.
01:03:10I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:17Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:19What's going on?
01:03:21What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:24You still don't know?
01:03:27Simon Williams.
01:03:29The man you have no business marrying.
01:03:31Is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:33Multi-billionaire.
01:03:35Richest man in the world.
01:03:37Generational wealth?
01:03:38Should I go on?
01:03:41Is that all true?
01:03:46It's still me.
01:03:48Nothing's changed, I was going to tell you today.
01:03:50Everything has changed!
01:03:51You lied to me!
01:03:52Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:56You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:00You're not one of us.
01:04:03What do you bring to the table?
01:04:05Yeah, shut the fuck up.
01:04:07I'm gonna do it for you.
01:04:09Leslie, wait!
01:04:10Leslie!
01:04:11Leslie, please stop!
01:04:12Look what you did!
01:04:13Simon!
01:04:15Wait!
01:04:16Leslie!
01:04:17You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:27You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:30Leslie, wait, please!
01:04:32Let me explain.
01:04:33Explain what, Simon?
01:04:35Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:37Explain that you have a fiancee and you still married me?
01:04:40None of that matters!
01:04:41If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:42I'm not upset, I'm hurt.
01:04:47How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:49You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:04:52When you told me to give us a chance, I really thought about it.
01:04:55I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:58Why not?
01:05:00I mean...
01:05:03Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:05Look at me, I love you.
01:05:07Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:09Did you even live there before?
01:05:10Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:13I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:15Because deep down in your heart, you believe what Mia said.
01:05:19And we aren't from the same world.
01:05:21A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:25Don't follow me.
01:05:26Please.
01:05:27She said something like you were a loser.
01:05:31Oh, Leslie.
01:05:34What's happened?
01:05:36What... what...
01:05:38God, you really are a loser.
01:05:40Here, have some tea.
01:05:43What? What?
01:05:53God, you really are a loser.
01:05:55Here, have some tea.
01:05:59It's just a breakup, it's not that big a deal.
01:06:02And are stupid anyways.
01:06:06Yeah, you could say that again.
01:06:08So what's your next step?
01:06:09I think I'm gonna go back to my country.
01:06:11I wanna go home. I'm tired.
01:06:14Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:18My American dream is dead Haley.
01:06:21That's a crock of bull.
01:06:24Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:25Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:28And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:30But he's not that special.
01:06:31At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:35You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:38Four billion.
01:06:39Get over it.
01:06:41And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:06:52If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself!
01:06:55Hello and thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:11I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T6 shareholders know two things.
01:07:16Number one, T6 will not be completed in the merger with the white group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:23What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:27I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:30And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:07:34I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:37Now, I understand that T6 has a sensitive contract with the government involving national security.
01:07:44The rest is sure she is a normal civilian.
01:07:47In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:07:52I love her very much.
01:08:03If you have any further questions, I need to go see my wife.
01:08:09I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:12I love her very much.
01:08:14Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:17How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:26Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:28Great.
01:08:30I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:35In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:39I love her very much.
01:08:41Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:48I would not be taking any further questions.
01:08:50Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:53Bro, you married these Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:09:00Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:09Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:12Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:19As Simon. Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:27The normal guy, Simon.
01:09:30Who likes to cook and eat.
01:09:32And who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:37But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:40What are you saying, Simon? That you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:48No, Leslie. What I'm saying is...
01:09:51I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:09:54I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:09:58But what about your family?
01:10:01Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:02Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:07Maybe a threat.
01:10:09But she approves of you.
01:10:11And she even gave something to me to give to you.
01:10:21Leslie, when I'm asking you this,
01:10:24will you marry me again?
01:10:27For real this time.
01:10:29If you don't marry him, I will.
01:10:31Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:34Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:37The answer is yes.
01:10:47I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:10:52If there's a third one, you're gonna have to start paying me.
01:10:55Well, James has finally recovered, so...
01:11:00He didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:03We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:11You look so beautiful.
01:11:13Hi, James.
01:11:15Hi, Grandma.
01:11:17You are looking better every day.
01:11:20All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:23I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:26Ooh, major deja vu moment.
01:11:32Well...
01:11:34I may never know what Simon sees in you,
01:11:38but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:40You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:42And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:44You know, I've asked him plenty of times, but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:11:55How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:11:58You know, I've asked him plenty of times, but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:08How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:11He threatened me.
01:12:14He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
01:12:18And that if I wanted great-grandchildren, he would have to be with you.
01:12:23He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
01:12:28Five?
01:12:30I didn't agree to that.
01:12:31Well, that was the deal.
01:12:33And I know you're going to honor it.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:52Amen.
01:12:54You may now kiss the bride.
01:12:55How about your wife?
01:13:19I love you, husband.
01:13:20Give me your bouquet.
01:13:21I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:24She's still in college.
01:13:26Who are you even going to marry?
01:13:27You'll see.
01:13:34Hey.
01:13:35What are you drinking?
01:13:36Orange juice.
01:13:37So are you single?
01:13:40Yes.
01:13:41Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:43Oh, I gotta go.
01:13:45Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:46No worries at all.
01:13:47You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:54That's green card fraud.
01:13:56No, ma'am. I guarantee you that we are very much in love.
01:13:58That's what they all say.
01:13:59How long have you two known each other?
01:14:02Two months.
01:14:05You expect me to believe that you met, fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:14:11Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love, and died all in three days.
01:14:16So I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:21I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:24I see right through you.
01:14:28All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence, then I'm going to deny your claim.
01:14:34Wait, wait.
01:14:35What is concrete evidence?
01:14:36Any children produced by the result of your marriage would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:43Need any other hints?
01:14:46Well, looks like we're going to make some babies.
01:14:54Sweeping.
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